Edward: Welcome everybody to HAW! It looks like things will be fun tonight, because Fun Fight Machine just couldn't wait! He came out to the ring pre-show and has been celebrating his title victory with the fans! Let's turn it over to Fun Fight Machine!

*Fun Fight Machine was in the ring*

Fun Fight Machine: Everyone! We are now joined by new friends...TV audience! *The crowd cheered* Hello to everybody watching on TV! If you did not hear, I have become HAW World Champion! It is truly a dream come true! I want to be a role model to everyone! Dreams come true! Work hard! Believe in yourself! *Fun Fight Machine was interrupted as the music of Franco Mancini hit. At the top of the ramp, he popped some gum into his mouth, then walked down to the ring, looking none too pleased*

Fun Fight Machine: This is my opponent, Franco Mancini. *Franco grabbed the mic from Fight Machine*

Franco: Shut up! They all know who I am! If anything, they don't know who you are! You're a rookie! Hell, you're nothing but a fluke! You threw a lucky kick! I know, you know it, everybody knows it! *Fun Fight Machine snatched the mic off of Franco*

Fun Fight Machine: I may be fluke...I may not be....but I am still winner! *Fun Fight Machine raised the title above his head. Franco spit his gum out at Fight Machine's shoe, and grabbed the mic back*

Franco: You got some guts, I'll give you that. And you're holding the championship, I'll give you that. But you know what? You're a nothing but a thief. You stole my dream. I don't like when people steal my things. When that happens, I usually track them down, which I've done...and then punish them, which I will do tonight. That's right, I'm using my rematch clause. So enjoy the rest of your night as champion. In a little while, your dream will be over! *Franco threw the mic down and walked to the back*


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*Backstage, Crash MuscleGate was with Frederic St. Pierre and Lovable Liam, holding his HAW National Championship*

Crash: There she is boys! Take a look at her! National Championship, and it's all mine! Look at that name plate right there! That's me! I'm champion!

Lovable Liam: And it looks so good around your waist.

Frederic: I think...it would look better around mine, no?

Crash: Whoa whoa whoa! Frederic! I know how you guys feel. And trust me, I owe both of you for helping me procure this! So I'm offering a deal. Next PPV, since Liam helped me out in my match, he'll get the first shot at defeating me. Then after I beat him, or in the unlikely event he beats me, the title holder will defend against you, Frederic, at the PPV afterwards!

Frederic: Two months to prepare?

Crash: All the cardio you'll need!

Frederic: ....I like. *He looked at Liam* You like?

Liam: I love it!

Oden: I HATE IT! *Oden Schreiner walked up to Crash to the three of them and stared them down* I will not wait while you hold a monopoly over it! Zaz says triple threat, tonight! Title Contenders only! *Oden walked away*

Crash: ....I guess that makes him a title contender?

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*Hawaii's music played, and the crowd booed as he went down to the ring. He grabbed a mic, then sat on the top rope*

Hawaii: Rat is gone.....haha....hahahaha....HAHAHAHHA! He's gone! Rat is GONE! See, I know how all of you are. You tune in every week. You match people fight each other. Listen to what everyone has to say. You learn about us. You create this fantasy world for yourself, that you know us! And then...I show up. And when that happens, it's different! I got Rat out of this stupid company! You buy tickets months ago, expecting to see him...and he's gone! HAHAHH! HAHAHAHAA! *Mitchell's Row music came on, and the crowd cheered as he made his way to the ring*

Mitchell Row: Hawaii, you should quit laughing. What you did hurt the wrestling business. One of the best wrestlers of all time is no longer allowed to compete. But looking at you, I can see you don't care. Which is why I'm shocked that someone who should care, Mikey Z, allowed this match to happen. Rat was a mentor to everyone! A true locker room leader! A hero to all the kids and adults alike! Yet he was forced into a career threatening match? Why it makes my body shake in anger! *The lights in the arena went out. After a few seconds, the beach  tunes of Mr. Lifeguard came on with the lights, and he excitedly made his way out to the ring, taking time to slap the hands of the fans along the way*

Mr. Lifeguard: Ladies and Gentlemen....Mr. Lifeguard issssssssss.......BACK......ON.....DUTY!!!! Yeah!! It is honestly great to be back. I mean, there's nothing like saving lives and running in slo-mo, but even more than that nothing, is the fact that there is literally, absolutely, 100% NOTHING like being in front of a crowd of HAW fans! HAW is the best wrestling company of all time! And you know how I know this? Answer is simple. Mikey Z. The Zaz! Not only a great man....but...well, he's my pa! My dad!

Hawaii: So you're an unemployed lifeguard who begged his daddy to hire him?

Mr. Lifeguard: Ha ha, very funny Hawaii, even if it isn't far from the truth! But you know what the truth is? I don't like people talking smack about my company. See Hawaii, HAW isn't stupid. And Mitch, never question my father's decisions.

Mitchell Row: The 1st Amendment gives me the freedom of speech, and I can say what I want! *The crowd cheered*

Mr. Lifeguard: Well they always say, the first is the worst! So what you should look up instead, is the Bill of Rights. And, as a person with an ambiguous first name that can possibly be Bill, and as a person who's Dad is the owner, it is my right to book some mystery matches. Mitch, you'll be next week. But Hawaii, you may have a bit of blast from the past as you fight a man who's name rhymes with....frat... Good luck!

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Edward Findleton: Well folks, earlier today, my colleague Gregory Greystone sat down, face to face, with the mystery opponent for Rat's career threatening match. Let's have a look at how it went!

Gregory Greystone: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s my privilege to grant you a pre-match interview with the man scheduled to face Rat tonight…although I’m being told, I can not reveal his name.

*The camera cuts to a silhouetted figure*

???: Hello Gregory. Fine evening, isn’t it?

Gregory: It is, although for you, it can turn disastrous very quickly. Since this is a “Loser-Leaves-HAW” Match, your very first match can be your last.

???: Do I have anything to lose at this point? No. I’m not a regular here. If I’m gone tonight, no one will care, not even me. All that matters tonight, is for there to finally be closure.

Gregory: …Closure? I’m not sure I understand. Actually, I don’t know if anybody understands why you’re here.

???: Well I’ll give a little backstory for the kiddies who weren’t around…Fourteen years ago. I wrestled in a company called War Zone Wrestling. I was a young rising star, eager to start his career. Rat was a bit older, he had a few years of experience under his belt. He was developing fine, and it seemed he was just waiting for that moment where he became a break out star…and that moment happened. A tag team elimination match. Rat and I were partners…Pacific Powers we were called, and we were facing Disco Devil and Sir Treebark. We weren’t the main event, but that match went down in history. Minutes into the match, I was dropped on my head, and immediately taken out of the match. Rat was at a two on one disadvantage….and somehow, he came out on top after a half hour of battling. Rat broke through that glass barrier with that victory. He became an overnight sensation. And that must have made him busy. So busy, starring in commercials and attending autograph signings, he couldn’t even take five minutes to call me in the hospital, completely immobilized due to a spinal fracture! Not even a teddy bear and a card! That showed me how selfish he was. I vowed to make a return to the ring. For sixteen months, I was in rehab, trying to get back to the way I was….and right as I was about to make my return….WZW went bankrupt. Rat stopped drawing crowds. He failed as the face of a franchise. Rat didn’t care though. He took his money and went back to China, were he can advertise himself as an international star, and rake in more money. But now, he’s back. When I heard he signed with HAW, I begged to be part of this roster. Tonight, I’m not even getting paid. This match means one thing to me, and that’s to finally teach Rat some humility.

*The person got up and left, leaving Gregory stunned*

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*Backstage, Jack Trailor was sitting down at a table alone, drinking water. Jessie Parran walked up to him*

Jessie: Hey Jack...excited for your match against Bigg Pimpin Alex tonight?

Jack: Mmhmm.

Jessie: Think it's going to be tough?

Jack: Yep.

Jessie: You may be in a lot of pain after that match...maybe you'll need someone to come and help...relieve some of it? *Jack Trailor took a sip of water*

Jack: Don't know.

Jessie: Hmph...well...you drive from city to city in your truck for each show....maybe you'd like...some company?

Jack: Yep.

Jessie: I knew you would...how much would you be willing to pay for me to accompany you?

Jack: ...........Nothin'.

Jessie: I hope Alex crushes you tonight. You're clueless! *Jessie walked away*

Jack: Yep.

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*Backstage, Gregory was with Fun Fight Machine*

Gregory: Fun Fight Machine, you are now in the 4th match of your career tonight. Your only victory has come against a non contracted wrestler. With the HAW World Championship on the line tonight, what do you need to do to come out the victor?

Fun Fight Machine: Gregory, my time in HAW...it is wonderful. I love all of it. I sign here, and I feared what would happen. But I found happiness! I had made a friend, in Franco Mancini! ...But I found out, he was not my friend. Franco Mancini did not have a heart of a champion when he attacked me. So I know if he does not have the heart of champion, he cannot have a championship. With that knowledge, I can beat him. I believe in myself, and I believe the very best result will happen.

Gregory: Thank you, and good luck in your match tonight.

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Edward: Well the cage is hanging above the ring, and the crowd is getting restless! Let's get onto our Loser-Leaves-Town Main Event!

*The show starts off with El Termitas making his way to the ring*

El Termitas: How's it going tonight everybody?! *The crowd cheered* Are you all ready to have some fun? *The crowd cheered again* Well I am too! There's going to be some awesome matches tonight, but unfortunately, I won't be in any of them. But never fear! One of my good friends will fighting tonight...Oden Schreiner! *Cheers* ...and he'll be facing the number one contender for the HAW National Championship....Crash MuscleGate. *Boos* Now, there's a lot of work that goes into these shows. From the guys who set up the ring every night, to the wrestlers who travel and work out to be in the best condition to entertain you. Another aspect...planning out the matches. And tonight, I was offered to be in Oden Schreiner's corner, while Frederic St. Pierre and Lovable Liam were in Crash's corner. But you know what I said? I said "No." In the interest of fairness and sportsmanship, it would be just Oden vs Crash! ....But...Crash complained that he wouldn't have his MuscleGang...so a compromise was made. Oden Schreiner vs Crash MuscleGate, with Lovable Liam in his corner. *The crowd boos* I know, I know. But I believe Oden still has this in the bag! And we don't have to wait, because the match starts now!

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*Rat was warming up backstage when Mitchell Row approached him*

Mitchell: Rat!

Rat: Mitchell. *The two shook hands*

Mitchell: Ready for our tag match tonight?

Rat: Sure, sure.

Mitchell: Hey man...I know you got a lot on your mind, but we gotta focus on this tag match tonight!

Rat: You're doubting my focus?! I am more focused than I have ever been! I am ready, and I am always ready, to face anyone in this company! I don't care who it is! I don't care if it's the Filthy Friar and Benjamin the Blessed, I don't care if Franco Mancini, I don't even care if it's you! I don't care who they send at me! I'll take them down!

Mitchell: Whoa, calm down! *Rat took a few deep breaths*

Rat: Sorry...just...just a bit on edge since I found out my career is on the line.

Mitchell: Understandable...just try and get that edge off a bit tonight, ok? See you out there.

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*Fun Fight Machine is walking down a long hallway. As the camera zooms back, Franco is hiding behind a corner, holding a pipe. Suddenly, Mikey Z came up to him*

Mikey Z: Franco Mancini, just the man I wanted to see! *Franco quickly hid the pipe behind his back* Ready for your match?

Franco: ...What match? I'm off tonight!

Mikey Z: Well...I changed my mind. You'll be teaming with Fun Fight Machine tonight! Good luck Franco. And if you see Fun Fight Machine, check up on him. We don't want him getting hurt. *Franco watched Mikey Z walk away. A few moments later, Fun Fight Machine came around the corner*

Fun Fight Machine: Hello, "partner." Ready for our match?

Franco: Yeah....yeah I am.

*After the match, Captain Pie and Vernon Walters walked to the back. Franco Mancini was left alone in the ring with a still hurting Fun Fight Machine. Franco helped Fun Fight Machine up. Franco held up the hand of Fun Fight Machine, getting cheers from the crowd. Franco smiled, then hit the Pickpocket on Fun Fight Machine. The crowd booed, and Franco exited the ring, leaving an unconscious Fun Fight Machine alone*