Crash: Ladies, Gentlemen, behold the MuscleGang. Get a good look, because soon, you will never see this sight again!
Liam: Crash! Whatever could you mean?
Frederic: Are you saying that, the MuscleGang will break up?
Crash: Never! What I am saying at the PPV is that the MuscleGang will control all the titles in HAW! I shall be your NEW...HAW World Champion! Frederic St. Pierre will remain your HAW National Champion.
Frederic: Ah, you say that with such confidence. How can that be so?
Crash: Because Frederic will not be defending his title at the PPV! Instead...Frederic St. Pierre and Lovable Liam will win the HAW Tag Team Championship!
Liam: What a splendid idea that is Crash! I could kiss you for that idea!
Crash: Don't improvise Liam, stick to the script! Ahem. For you see, with all the gold, the MuscleGang will be known as the most powerful entity in HAW!
Mr. Lincoln: Pardon me! *Mr. Lincoln came walking out from the back* I have the official contract papers for the tag team match...and you guys aren't on them.
Frederic: Then you shall put us on them!
Mr. Lincoln: I can't do that. Benjamin the Blessed and the Filthy Friar have already signed. Once the O'Toole Brothers sign, it will be official.
Liam: ...Then we challenge the O'Toole Brothers!
Mr. Lincoln: Excuse me?
Liam: If the O'Toole's aren't afraid...they'll put their spot on the line. Frederic and I challenge them to a match tonight.
Mr. Lincoln: I'll leave that up to them. All Rat wants, is a tag team match. The teams themselves....they don't really matter. *Lincoln exited to the back*
Crash: Well it looks like you two just earned yourself a tag shot! The O'Toole's are too dumb to reject, and you guys are too good to lose! Good luck guys! *The MuscleGang went to the back*
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*Backstage, Eagle Beak was walking, when he heard a bunch of arguing. He walked up to find Captain Pie, Jack Trailor, Bigg Pimpin Alex, and Jet Black yelling*
Alex: He can't do that! He has to defend his title!
Jack: So we ain't fighting no one?
Jet Black: This is my life! It is always spiraling out of control! I have no control over my destiny!
Captain Pie: I may need to show that Frenchman a taste of America...with some apple pie!
Eagle Beak: Friends! You must calm down.
Alex: Calm down?! We're going to lose a title shot!
Eagle Beak: But no one ever had a shot...so how can it be lost? I, myself, am interested in the chance of becoming National champion.
Alex: You didn't even do anything! You don't deserve this!
Eagle Beak: I did do something. I went to the proper authorities.....Rat and Mr. Lifeguard. Yet neither seems to care about anything, except for their match against each other. Thus, my plan is to go the wisest of men...The Zaz.
Jack: But...he's in the hospital.
Eagle Beak: He was moved to a hospital closer to home, in California. That is where we are tonight...and it is a short drive away. If you all wish to join me, we can make a case for each of ourselves, in person. Will you join me? *The four looked at each other, then reluctantly nodded. They followed Eagle Beak*
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Edward: Well I'm receiving word, The O'Toole Brothers have accepted the challenge, and that match is next!
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*Backstage, Mitchell Row approached Mr. Lifeguard*
Mitchell Row: ....I'd like to take this opportunity.....and apologize.
Mr. Lifeguard: Apologize?
Mitchell Row: I gravely misjudged you. When you debuted, I thought you were just some punk, trying to mess with people. But I see now that you just wanted to have fun....but it all changed after the attack on your father. I should have stood behind you the whole time. But at the end of the day, the man who I thought was my friend, Rat....he was the true betrayer. I am sorry I didn't see it sooner.
Mr. Lifeguard: Hey man, it's ok. I really appreciate this, honestly. It's been a tough few weeks, but I think things are starting to look up. So just remember, no hard feelings, ok?
Rat: Aww...so nice...*Rat came from behind a corner, smiling* You two are friends now. Happy Smiley Land is so pleased with its increased population!
Mitchell Row: I now know why they call you Rat. You scurry around in the dark like one, afraid of meeting a man.
Rat: That hurts Mitchell. You were a good friend! Why must you direct your hatred towards me?
Mitchell Row: You attacked an innocent old man...heck, you even had El Termitas attacked!
Mr. Lifeguard: And you know something, El Termitas told me he wanted some revenge on the Behemoth....maybe I'll be booking that match tonight.
Mitchell Row: And maybe I'll be in his corner to make sure nothing dirty is tried!
Rat: Or maybe, you'll be too late, since the match is starting now.....The Behemoth versus......The Termite! *Rat laughed and walked away*
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*The five wrestlers had reached the hospital. They were just about to walk in, when they saw Vernon Walters walking out*
Captain Pie: Stop right there!
Vernon: Hah, what are you guys doing here?
Jack: Uhhh...what are we doing here again?
Eagle Beak: We come to see a meeting with The Zaz. And you?
Vernon: Same thing. See, turns out, St. Pierre won his tag match, so he doesn't have to defend his National championship. So I says to Mikey, I say "Hey, how about putting me in a number one contender's match at the PPV? You let me pick my opponent, you can get a free year of complimentary membership at my country club!" Well he couldn't say no, so looks like I'm positioned for a National Championship run!
Alex: Yeah...a real good position...just one question....who are you going to pick?
Vernon: Let's see, there's certainly some good choices, there's....*Vernon noticed that the five other wrestlers had surrounded him* uhhh.......well......I think....all of you! Yeah! All of you, right? Six man match at the PPV! Sounds good, right? Right?!
Eagle Beak: It is a deal. Good luck, Vernon. *Vernon watched them walk away. He turned around again, only to come face to face with Jet Black*
Jet Black: You're going to get hurt...*He smiled, then also left, Vernon looking very disturbed*
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*Gregory Greystone was in the ring*
Gregory: It is time for our main event....the contract signing between Crash MuscleGate and Oden Schreiner! Let us first introduce the challenger, Crash MuscleGate! *Crash's music played, coming down to a mixed reaction.* And the champion...Oden Schreiner! *Oden came down to cheers, World Championship in tow* Now gentlemen, hear is the contract. What I am told to ask of you two, as moderator, is to please, do not engage in physical contact. Please. It's just a contract signing. So Oden, if you will...*Oden took a clipboard from Gregory, then signed it* Now....Crash....*Crash proceeded to sign his name* Well....that went well! What a wonderful show! Thank you, and good night from- *Gregory was interrupted by Franco Mancini's music, boos coming down. Franco went into the ring, took the contract from Gregory, then also signed it*
Franco: I'm in.
Gregory: Umm...I'm not sure that's how contracts work, and-
Franco: Crash and I had a verbal contract last week. Well those mean nothing. I don't care if he beat me! I still have a rematch clause!
Crash: You can't use your rematch clause! I already used mine!
Franco: How can it be a rematch clause when you never even had a match?!
Crash: Don't start the technical jargon with me!
Franco: Crash, just shut up and listen! You want to know the best way to win the World Championship? It's not going toe-to-toe with Oden Schreiner........it's going hand-in-hand with me...AGAINST Oden Schreiner!
Crash: Hand-in-hand?
Franco: Double team him. That will be our PPV strategy.....and I say we put in a little practice, right now!
*After the match, Crash and Franco celebrated. Oden was still lying in the ring. Franco rolled out of the ring and grabbed two chairs. He threw one to crash*
Franco: Let's finish him! *Franco swung his chair, hitting Oden Schreiner in the back. He repeatedly swung, keep Oden down*
Edward: Well we may need security to break this up! Franco Mancini is viciously assaulting the HAW World Champion! *Franco Mancini put one of the chairs under Oden's head. He looked up at Crash, then pointed at Oden's head*
Franco: Swing it! Swing it now! *Crash raised the chair above his head, looking around reluctantly. Suddenly, the music of Fun Fight Machine hit, and he came running down to the ring*
Edward: Fun Fight Machine! It's Fun Fight Machine! He's back! He's back! *Franco and Crash quickly retreated out of the ring as Fun Fight Machine rushed in. He watched as Franco and Crash backed up the ramp to the back*
Edward: And Fun Fight Machine has saved the day! But why? I expect the answers will come out next week! Good night folks!