Crash: Ahem! I would like all of you to rise, and applaud the most fit man in the HAW, Crash MuscleGate! *The crowd booed* That is not the type of reaction I deserve! I deserve applause! I am EASILY the biggest star in here! I am EASILY the most talked about wrestler! So let's try that again on the count of three! 1....2....
*Rat's music comes on, and the crowd cheer. Rat makes his way down to the ring*
Crash: Quit interrupting me! I reserve this time for me! Not for old men like you!
Rat: Crash, people don't want to hear you speak. And honestly, it has nothing to do with your personality. The simple fact is, nobody likes to listen to a loser!
Crash: Oh, so you're calling a man who has never been pinned a loser?!
Rat: Did you win the royal rumble match? No! Did you win last week's triple threat? No! What does that make you? A loser!
Crash: All it does is make me an underdog! I can't help it if I was the first HAW wrestler in the rumble! And I can't help it if some French sissy decides to suck!
Rat: You easily could have broken up that pin. You were just afraid. You knew you could never beat me!
Crash: That's wrong! I can wipe the floor with you! You'll be gasping for breath by the time our match is over!
Rat: Well I'm happy you mentioned "our" match...because I was just told in the back...that you and me are having a one on one match! And I want it to be tonight! *The crowd cheered*
Crash: Wait! Wait! Hold up! I visited my doctor today. And he said it would not be in my best interest to have a third consecutive match, as it can cause possible permanent muscle damage! So I have been medically cleared for the night off!
Rat: Sure, you can make up whatever excuses you want. I don't mind waiting until next week at the pay-per-view. See you then!
Crash: Wait! One more time, Wait! Since I knew I wouldn't be competing tonight, and I knew someone would want revenge...I got a match booked for tonight. You versus Frederic St. Pierre!
Rat: That doesn't phase me a bit. But Crash, you should know that the beating I give Frederic is going to be nothing compared to what I give you. *Rat dropped the mic and walked off*
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*Backstage, Edward Findleton was warming up when Gregory Greystone came over*
Gregory: Edward, tonight you have your first singles match against the Red Jobber. Are you prepared?
Edward: Greg, as HAW Champion, I am always prepared. I wanted to make sure that the match was clean and fair. That's why I'm going to have a special guest referee tonight...El Termitas! Termitas, come over here! *El Termitas walked into view with a ref shirt on*
El Termitas: I just want to say that after tonight, Edward will believe in himself. Once he sees he can beat a wrestler, he'll be able to see himself beating anybody. This confidence will allow him to beat Franco Mancini next week! I believe! Do you, Gregory?
Gregory: Well, Franco Mancini is a very experienced wrestler. I mean, even the Red Jobber has experience doing independent wrestling, while Edward-
Termitas: Ok, ok. You don't believe. But after tonight, you, and everyone else, will believe in Findleton!
Edward: Yeah! Believe in me! HAW Champion! See you out there on commentary, Greg!
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*Oden Schreiner was walking backstage. He got to a door labelled "Lovable Liam" and started banging on it*
Oden: LIAM! LIAM! OPEN! OPEN!
Liam: *From inside* It's unlocked... *Oden opened the door and walked in. The lights were dimmed, with a disco ball spinning around. Lovable Liam was lying on a love seat*
Oden: I beat Benjamin! That means we get a match! YOU! ME! NOW!
Liam: That's a very rude way of going about things. Here, sit down next to me. *Liam moved his legs so Oden could sit down. Oden stared at him, not moving* ...Fine! *Liam stood up* Ok Oden. It's like this. Benjamin was upset that I got you to beat him up. So him and the Filthy Friar started threatening me! Do you believe that? So like, next thing I know, I was booked in a handicap match! But I said "Well shouldn't I get a tag team partner?" and they said it can only be a tag team if you're my partner! So if you're my partner, we can have our match next week!
Oden: That was not part of the original deal!
Liam: Well it's part of the new deal, see? If you don't do this, I'll just walk out on our one on one match, and you can win by count out. But you don't want that, right? I thought so. So let's go have a great match...partner! *Liam smiled and walked away, Oden still looking furious*
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