Rat: ...I need to ask all of you tonight something....can you feel it? Feel it in the air? Feel it running through your blood? It's the winds of change. After next week, I will be owner of this company. Believe me when I say this....HAW will be turned upside down. I have some major house cleaning I need to do with this company...wrestlers need to go, new blood needs to be brought in. Of course, the first ones out the door will be that idiot Lifeguard and has father, but after that- *Rat was cut off by Mr. Lifeguard's music. He walked down the ring, energetic and chipper*
Mr. Lifeguard: Rat, you really ought to save your breath. You're not winning. It's a fact. See, I've learned something about you. You are a devious person. You're tricky. So...I figured, I would need to trick the trickster. Your confidence in winning comes from the fact that you believe The Behemoth will come down and save you, beat me up, and allow you to get the pin, right?
Rat: You assume too much about me, Lifeguard.
Mr. Lifeguard: Maybe I do. But I don't want to take any chances...so I got the help of my friends, El Termitas and Mitchell Row....they'll be with me, at ringside, for out match!
Rat: Oh! So now you can have people at ringside, but I can't?
Mr. Lifeguard: I assumed you would have The Behemoth there, as I said.
Rat: That's still 3 vs 2! I refuse to participate in a match like that!
Mr. Lifeguard: ....How about this..hear me out Rat, hear me out... You know who really hates you? The three of us: Termitas, Row, and myself. We REALLY hate you....rest of the locker room, they hate you as well....that is, except for your dumb giant. My point being....everyone really wants to beat the crap out of you. So let's give them what they want.......a 3 on 3 match, at the PPV. My teams wins, HAW remains with me. Yours wins....you get the company.
Rat: So what incentive do I have change the match now, one week before it takes place?
Mr. Lifeguard: You'll prove that you can find a third person! I mean....do you really think anyone will want to work for you? Will anyone want to watch HAW with you in charge? If your only friend is The Behemoth...you've got problems. So show some confidence in yourself, and recruit a third team member, that you can trust. In fact, we'll have a bit of a warm up match tonight. Termitas and Row vs Behemoth and whoever you find. Either you accept all that...or accept that in our one on one match, you'll be outnumbered....heck....maybe I'll add more to the locker room to accompany me...
Rat: ....You think I can't find anybody. You think everybody hates me. You'll see how wrong you are. I accept your new challenge. Just wait till you see who I get. You'll be sorry. *Rat threw the mic down and walked to the back, leaving Lifeguard standing triumphantly in the ring*
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*Backstage, Vernon Walters confronted Eagle Beak*
Vernon Walters: You! I have been looking all over for you! Do you know what you cost me?!
Eagle Beak: Nothing.
Vernon Walters: No! I was set to be number one contender...and you...you made me give everything up under duress! It is not official!
Eagle Beak: But, it is. A six man elimination match at the PPV, number one contender.
Vernon Walters: Fine! Maybe it is official. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to do something about it right now. You and me, let's go out there and wrestle. I'll see you in the ring!
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*Rat was outside a locker room. He hesitated, then opened up. Inside was Hawaii*
Rat: Hawaii! Good to see you!
Hawaii: Me? You're happy to see me?! Hahaha! That's hilarious! Me! The man who has caused you this mental torment!
Rat: I don't view you like that. I view you as the man....who liberated me. Hawaii, it doesn't matter what the fans what. It's about proving to yourself that you have what it takes. You did that by beating me...and I'm doing that by taking over this company. And I really want to show that I will do whatever it takes....Hawaii.....I want you to be my partner for six man tag match.
Hawaii: I love this! Rat! Scurrying around, begging his nemesis!
Rat: I never viewed you as a nemesis. I always thought we were friends. I know how good of a team we are. The Pacific Powers. You, Hawaii....are the person I trust most. I want to undo all the wrongs I did. When I take control of this company....I want you to be my number two.
Hawaii: ....Tempting....very tempting...
Rat: It could be your last chance at stardom, Hawaii....
Hawaii: ...........Deal. I'll join your team. I'll be the one that gets you the win.
Rat: That's the type of attitude I like to hear! So go out there, and prove yourself with the Behemoth, tonight!
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*In a dark church lit only by candles, the Filthy Friar was kneeling in the front pew, chanting. From the back of the church, Benjamin the Blessed walked down the aisle*
Benjamin: In one week, the Holy Duo will reveal itself to the HAW world as the new tag team champions. Our names shall be written into the books! Our gold shall be our eternal reward! Fear shall be stricken into the hearts of all who gaze upon us! All shall end! ......Why? Because the world believed....that the best people to challenge us....were two sinners. *Benjamin was now at the Filthy Friar's location.* Di te incolumem custodiant. *Benjamin went into the pew, knelt down, and joined the Friar in chanting*
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*At the arena, the music of Fun Fight Machine, the crowd popping for him. He ran down to the ring and took a microphone*
Fun Fight Machine: I have good news! ....I am back! *The crowd cheered* I have better news! ....I can wrestle! *More cheers* And I have even more better news! ....I will wrestle for the HAW World Championship! *Loudest cheers of them all* I hope to do good! I hope to become champion again! And I want to wish, all my competitors, good luck! *Franco Mancini's music hit, and he came out, a sly smile across his face. He entered the ring with Fun Fight Machine*
Franco: I have...an offer for you....Mr. Fight Machine. It goes like this - *Oden Schreiner's music came on, cutting off Franco. Oden started walking down to the ring, mic in hand. He raised it up to his face to speak, but Crash MuscleGate's music player. He ran down, grabbed the mic from Oden, and slid into the ring*
Crash: Wait! Wait! Hold on! This is just getting ridiculous! I was supposed to face Oden one on one. It was in my contract. But some guy pretending to be a modern day Truman Capone somehow convinced me to let him in the match. Fine. But no way am I letting a fourth man in. That lowers my chances to 25%!
Fun Fight Machine: Well...I am sorry, but it is happening. I had rematch clause from when I was champion.
Crash: Enough with the rematch clauses! God! Why does everyone get rematches anyway?! You two are losers!
Franco: And what are you? Zero time world champion!
Crash: One time national champion!
Franco: World is better than national!
Crash: Says you! *Oden had gotten into the ring, gotten a new mic, and now stood over all three of them*
Oden: It is official! Fun Fight Machine WILL be in the match. It is a four way match! I spoke to the Lifeguard...we came up with a great plan! Fun Fight Machine was hurt going through a table...last week...I got attacked by chairs...and you two *He looked at Crash and Franco* I tower over you too. So for the PPV....TLC.....Tables...Ladders...and Chairs Match!
Crash: Oh...I see how it is! I see how it is! You're in on this too! All of you are in on it! I'm not surprised. Japan...Germany....Italy! This is WWII! Well I don't want to be aligned with any of dirty foreigners! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Fun Fight Machine: Crash...you should not insult Franco....he is your tag team partner tonight. You must develop chemistry, to face Oden and myself.
Franco: Crash and I have proven to have chemistry. We'll beat you two easily...and if we don't......I'll beat him. *Franco threw the mic down, and left. Crash slipped away as well, retreating back up the ramp*
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*Backstage, Gregory Greystone was with Athena*
Gregory: Please welcome the newest woman to HAW, Athena! Athena...we don't know much about you, but we saw your vicious beating of Annie Bonkers a few weeks ago, so what-
Athena: Vicious beating? Greg. This is wrestling. It was a wrestling match! That's what we do, that's what we signed up for! .....No. Let me rephrase that. That's what I do. That's what I signed up for. Most people in this locker room, men and women alike....they care about their..."persona." They care about their gimmicks, and charisma, and how they look. Merchandise sales, air time...that's what they watch for. Me? I'm here to wrestle. That's all I do, that's all I will do. I signed with HAW because I was promised a match...a match for a new, HAW championship, the Women's Championship. That's taking place at the PPV. Me, Jessie Parran, and Annie Bonkers, triple threat. It's going to be a wrestling match. So when I walk out the winner, don't ask me how I feel after the vicious beating. Ask how I feel about being the best wrestler. *Athena walked away*
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