*Rat was walking backstage, saying hello to different crew members, when he stopped in his tracks*

Rat: Oh...it's you again.

*Athena walked up to Rat*

Athena: No one cares about the Women's champion, hm?

Rat: That's pretty much correct. Did you know that you're actually wasting valuable air time right now? The only thing offsetting the expense is that I'm on TV with you now.

Athena: So being misogynistic makes for good TV?

Rat: Whoa there! I don't hate women! There's a women's tag match! In fact, I signed a new women's wrestler that's debuting tonight! The thing is, she's good looking. You're just sorta.....ehh...too manly, I guess.

*Athena shook her head*

Athena: Rat, I wish you all the luck being owner of HAW. You're really going to need it with an attitude like that.

*Athena pushed Rat aside and walked off*

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*Backstage, Gregory Greystone was conducting an interview*

Gregory: Tonight we've got a four way match, with the winner getting a shot at the HAW National Championship. Joining me now are "Baby" Luke Barnson, Chet Citrus, Ruslan Panov, and Drizzles the Clown! Guys, are you prepared to face each other tonight?

Baby Luke: I'm the youngest wrestler HAW has ever hired. I'm the baby in this company. I bet the average wrestler backstage will say that I'm NOT prepared. Maybe I wasn't last week. But I see how things are. I got screwed over by a ref in my first match. That opened my eyes. I need to ALWAYS be prepared in HAW. Opportunities are tough to come by. I know that if I apply myself every match, at the end of night, my opponents will go home crying their eyes out!

Chet Citrus: Ooh...I like that, I like that. I got a little bit more experience than the Baby here, but I like that. You got yourself a little catch phrase, right? You opponents crying their eyes out? And you're Baby Luke? It's brilliant. Good self-promotion right there! I've been trying to market myself too, and I've been looking for a good catch phrase! So my catch phrase...is a catch phrase of the week! So this week's catchphrase is...."Sit Down....Or Citrus!" Thank you, I'll see y'all in the future!

Ruslan Panov: Catch phrases....that's what you guys are worrying about. No wonder we lost last week. I had an unprepared rookie and an unmotivated wrestler on my team.

Chet Citrus: That's a bit uncalled for Ruslan...

Ruslan Panov: We're not partners tonight. We probably won't be in the future. We were a randomly assigned team, and we lost. It's nothing personal, but right now, you guys are my enemies. The HAW World Championship would have been nice, but I can't win that now. So I'm going to do everything, and I mean EVERYTHING to make sure I get the victory tonight, AND next week.

Gregory: Drizzles, you've been awfully quiet, and you had an entirely different match last week, what do you think of all of this?

Drizzles: Drizzles is here, because of the O'Tooles. They lost me my match, but those are the rules. But on my own, I am tough like a boss. Drizzles guarantees that there will be no more loss. I laugh at my opponents, ha-ha hee-hee....for soon you will be pinned, 1-2-3!

Gregory: .....Uhhh...thanks Drizzles. Good luck to everyone in the match tonight!