Friday, May 2, 2014

*The show opens up with Rat in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand*

Rat: Hello! Welcome to another episode of HAW! I stand before all of you tonight, because I need to update you, the fans, on the current state of HAW. I begin with some sad news...I don't know how this happened but.........Annie Bonkers was seriously injured during her match with The Behemoth last week. I apologize, this is my fault! I should have never have let that match take place, but....Athena just wouldn't take “no” for an answer. I'll be the bigger man though, and not put the blame on Athena. Annie Bonkers career is most likely over, and I take full responsibility. I'm sorry.

*The crowd boos the news, while Rat smiles*

Rat: But hey, it's not all bad! Tonight's main event will see Baby Luke Barnson and Chet Citrus team up against Jet Black and HAW World Champion, Bigg Pimpin Alex! Baby Luke and Chet were a bit mad a few weeks bad with the officiating, so let's allow them some revenge! And finally-

*Rat was cut off by Ruslan Panov's music and the crowds eruption of cheers. Panov made his way out to the ring and grabbed a microphone*

Ruslan: Rat...I want Calhoun. I want the HAW National Championship. And I want that match, tonight.

*The crowd cheered, but Rat shook his head no*

Rat: Nope. Head backstage and get ready, because you have a match, but it's not against James Calhoun. It's against Tarik! But don't start getting angry and making threats. A win tonight will go a long way in seeing who becomes the number one contender, if you catch my drift. *Panov nods, and exits*

Rat: Well that catches everything up, let's get on with the show!







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*Backstage, Bigg Pimpin' Alex was with Jessie Parran and Jet Black, all sitting down in the locker room*

Jet Black: Alex.... tonight, we team again.

Alex: Hah, that we do! And we made quite a team last time!

Jet Black: Do you know how that makes me feel? I picked up the victory for our team...yet you're the one who became HAW World Champion...

Alex: You should look at that as an honor, Jet! You paved the way for a great championship reign to take place! You'll go down in history for that! Shouldn't he be proud, Jessie?

Jessie: He certainly should be.

Jet Black: I'm not proud. I regret picking up that victory! I've done nothing but lose since! And everyone talks about how Baby Luke should be the number one contender, but it should be me! IT SHOULD BE ME! ME! I SHOULD DESTROY YOU TONIGHT! AGHHHH!

Alex: I'm not having any of that! No temper tantrums, we have a match to focus on! So I'll make you a deal. You forget all about this talk of being number one contender and backstabbing me and instead focus on being a cohesive unit....and in return, you can go out with Jessie after the show and maybe she'll introduce you to some of our....friends.

*Jessie Parran walked over to Jet Black and sat on his lap*

Jessie: It will be a lot funner than worrying about a match.

*Jet Black remained silent*

Alex: That's what I thought. I'll see you out there, partner.



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