Tuesday, February 14, 2017

*The show opened up with Freezer Man on the stage, microphone ready*

Freezer Man: Good evening HAW fans! As always, I try to stay off screen...but I have to make an unfortunate announcement tonight, as it involves an incident that took place during our last show. As some of you know, during the Tag Team Championship match...Jet Black attacked Jessie Parran. With this new season of HAW, there is a strict rule in place that male wrestlers are not to harm any female talent. Because of Jet Black's actions...I have been forced to suspend him indefinitely until he completes a proper behavior counseling program.

*The crowd cheered at this news, Freezer Man looking a bit surprised as he assumed it would be bad news*

Freezer Man: I guess you guys like that. Well, I have even more good news! HAW has decided to sign some bring in some more wrestlers! From season one of HAW...please welcome back....Glenny Pax...and Jack Trailor!

*Glenny Pax and Jack Trailor came out onto the stage and waved as the crowd cheered*

Edward Findleton: Oh God! Pax and Trailor? Why would we sign someone so annoyingly smart as Glenny Pax? And why sign someone so annoyingly dumb as Jack Trailor?!

Freezer Man: Now that's not at all. Over the time HAW was off the air...I opened up the HAW Training Dojo! I've personally watched each student in the Dojo, and I've decided to bring our first four rookies up! Please give a warm welcome to....Little Man...El Espectro...Hannah Rivers...and Kherti Bhakta!

*Four wrestlers came out, two men and two women to a mild cheer from the crowd*
Freezer Man: Please introduce yourselves briefly, starting with Little Man! *Freezer Man put the microphone to Little Man's face, the shortest wrestler of the ground, but fairly muscular and with a large beard*

Little Man: They call me Little Man...but I pack a big punch, and I've got a big attitude! HAW...you better watch out!

*Freezer Man moved on, putting the mic up to El Espectro, a tall, well built luchador. He said nothing, with only heavy breaths coming into the microphone. Freezer Man nodded and moved to Hannah Rivers, a well dressed preppy girl.*

Hannah Rivers: Hiiii! I'm Hannah! It's soooo good to finally be up here in HAW! Because like, it's been so boring at the dojo and like, all the girls there are really pathetic. And honestly, the girls up here are pretty pathetic, but atleast I'm here now to make things better!

*Freezer Man frowned, not too happy about his dojo being put down, and quickly moved on to Kherti Bhakta, a young Indian girl dressed ready for a match*

Kherti: My name is Kherti Bhakta. Wrestling has been my dream and passion. Growing up my family wanted me to be a doctor...but I always excelled at the athletic part of life. But the greatest thing is that when I told them I was going to be a wrestler, they believed in me and supported me! Thank you Mom and Dad! I finally made it here, and I'm going to make you proud!

Freezer Man: There you have it! The new signees for HAW! You will be seeing each of these competitors wrestle in the coming weeks, so enjoy the show!


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*Crash MuscleGate was backstage in his locker room when Frederic St. Pierre came in, National Championship around his waist*

Crash: Heyyy! Looking good there with that gold! *Frederic smiled*

Frederic: This title...is back where it belongs...on me!

Crash: You deserve it! I'm really happy for you! Maybe one day you can give me a shot at it, eh?

Frederic: Non, non. Not yet Crash! You are not ready.

Crash: I'm...I'm ready! I'm always shape! I can go anytime!

Frederic: Your body is in great shape...but your mind......not so much. I believe you are having a mental block.

Crash: What? What do you mean? *Frederic sighed*

Frederic: You have lost some matches recently. It is concerning. This losing streak is not good. But I believe it to be all in your head. You just need to start winning! So I got you a match tonight. Crash MuscleGate vs Glenny Pax!

Crash: Glenny Pax? But he sucks! His grandmother can beat him!

Frederic: Exactly!

Crash: ...Ohhhhh...so if I beat Glenny....

Frederic: Then you start a win streak! Your mind gets sharp again! You believe in yourself!

Crash: Wow! Thanks Frederic! You're the best! I'm going to beat Glenny Pax! I...I....I need to warm up! Quick, let's do stretches!

*Crash immediately dropped to the ground and started doing stretches as Frederic smiled at the eagerness of Crash*


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Crash Musclegate easily defeated Glenny Pax, as per usual with any Glenny Pax match


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*Jessie Parran's music hit, and the crowd erupted into cheers as she made her way down to the ring with her new emo look*

Edward Findleton: What are these people cheering about? We saw a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions unfold last week! This was love! This was true love, and Jessie turned her back on Bigg Pimpin' Alex! How dare they cheer her?!

*Jessie entered the ring and took a microphone, as the crowd chanted "Jessie! Jessie" Finally the crowd died down, and she began to speak*

Jessie: There's been a lot of questions of surrounding me recently. Where was I? What happened? Why did I go into the corner of The Strange Crew? I'm going to be honest. It may not make sense, but it's all the truth. I...I WAS kidnapped by The Strange Crew. I was honestly afraid for my life. They blindfolded me, took me into a car, drove me someone far away. Crazy things happen in wrestling, but I never expected anything like this. But when we finally stopped and I was able to see....Drizzles and Hawaii didn't hurt me. They helped me. They asked me...."Why?" Why was I helping out Alex and Jet? Was I happy with my life? Was this really who I was? And as I thought about it...none of this was what I wanted. I wanted to be myself. To be independent. And that's how I view myself now. I'm my own person. Drizzles and Hawaii I consider to be friends, but I'm not going to be their manager. From now on, I will not let any man...OR...woman stand in my way. And that's why I am challenging Kitty Kayleen for the HAW Women's Championship at the next large event!

*The crowd cheered, but the cheering was cut off as Bigg Pimpin' Alex's music was cut off. He angrily came out to the ring and confronted Jessie.*

Alex: So this is what all of this was about? You wanted to a title shot and change your look? Babe, why didn't you say so? Look, it ain't too late. I can still forgive you! You cost me my tag team titles...and my tag team partner. And trust me, not only did you embellish that attack...but quite frankly, you were asking for it!

*The crowd booed loudly, as Jessie just rolled her eyes and shook her head*

Alex: Now look, look...I don't want to lose you babe. Quite honestly, I'm a fan of this new look. Something different, something unique. I'm sure we can raise your price and charge a bit more...you and I can make some good money! What do you say Jessie? Let's let the past be the past and be the successful partners we were before!

*Alex smiled and held his arms open for a hug. The crowd booed, urging Jessie to not accept his offer. Jessie slowly approached Alex...then brought a knee to his groin, sending Alex tumbling to the ground and the crowd to their feet*

Edward Findleton: No! Jessie what have you done?!

Jessie: Alex...you are out of my life for good! *Jessie dropped the mic, and walked to the back as her music played. Alex still on the ground in pain, looked angrily at Jessie as she walked away*


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Kitty Kayleen faced Kherti Bhakta in a non title match. Amazingly, Kherti Bhakta pulled off the upset victory


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*The Behemoth's music and pyro hit and he came out for the main event, ready to fight. Calhoun's music played next, and he came out with a microphone, talking as he made his way down the ramp*

James Calhoun: Hello everyone, and hello Behemoth! Sir, you are looking like you are ready for a fight, and I reckon you can give me quite a run for my money. But I must admit, you also look a bit lost!

*Calhoun finally made his way into the ring, staying a safe distance from The Behemoth*

James Calhoun: Now I promised these fine people a match against you tonight...but...seeing as how I defended my title last week in a hard fought match against Cesar Nelson, I contractually don't need to defend my title tonight. So Behemoth, this is going to be a non-title match.

*The crowd booed, and The Behemoth started to angrily approach Calhoun, who quickly put his hands up*

James Calhoun: Whoa whoa! Wait a moment big fella! Calm down! I can see you aren't pleased. I didn't come out here to make you mad. I'm being 100% honest. I came out here to make you happy. And I want to be happy too. And truthfully, if we fight, neither of us is going to be happy. See, if we fight...I may win....and you get nothing. You may win...you may get a claim on my title and I'll be in pain. There's so much uncertainty, so let's just work in absolutes!

*The Behemoth took a few steps back from Calhoun, willing to listen*

James Calhoun: Much better. Behemoth, I've been doing talking and writing, and the paper work is done. As a matter of fact, the way to finalize the deal I've been working on is for you to accept my handshake. What deal am I talking about? The deal is simple. I lay down, you pin me...and your best friend and manager is back...that's right, Rat is back! So you can take that...or we can fight. It's up to you. *Calhoun extended his hand. The Behemoth thought it over for a few seconds, but then shook Calhoun's hand*

James Calhoun: This is a great choice! Ring the bell!

*Referee Dennis Thompson reluctantly rang the bell. Calhoun laid down on the ground, and The Behemoth quickly covered him for the 1-2-3. Behemoth stood up, and exited the ring, not looking back at Calhoun as he made his way to the exit*

James Calhoun: That's a smart man right there! He made the right move, and everyone is better off for it! As usual, I do what's best for everyone! The wrestlers, the fans- *Calhoun was cut off as the O'Toole Brother's music played. The two came out and stood at the top of the ramp with mics. Calhoun looked them over and laughed*

James Calhoun: Excuse me...but I think you two came out for the wrong segment. I'm the HAW World Champion. Your little tag team division is usually in the middle of the show, not the end where I'm at. So run along now and let me close out the night.

Sean: Fergus, do I look like a stupid git to you? Because this guy up here thinks so.

Fergus: No, Sean. I think he doesn't realize we know exactly what we're doing.

Sean: You're right! Calhoun, we didn't make a mistake. We came out here to pull a power move.

James Calhoun: Really? And what is that?

*As Calhoun said those words, Franco Mancini slid out from under the ring and crept up behind Calhoun, as the crowd started cheering*

Edward Findleton: Calhoun! Turn around! Just look behind you!


*Seeing Franco was in position, Sean and Fergus smiled, then pointed behind Calhoun. Calhoun turned around right into the arms of Franco Mancini, who hit him with a Pickpocket, causing the arena to erupt in cheers. Sean and Fergus ran down as well. Calhoun slow stumbled to his feet, and received a double super kick from the O'Tooles. Dazed he turned around backwards, and got Whacked with a throat thrust by Franco Mancini, finally knocking Calhoun to the ground unconscious. Franco Mancini picked the HAW World Championship up off the ground and held it up for a cheer. He then threw it onto Calhoun's chest. The three stood over James Calhoun as the show came to a close.*


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