Edward Findleton: Welcome to another week of HAW...Tonight's main event is Franco Mancini vs a Mystery Opponent! But right now, we are going to get right into the action! Moments before we went on the air, Crash MuscleGate and Frederic St. Pierre received some sort of message...we have a camera following them now!

*Crash and Frederic were walking down a hallway somewhere in the arena, Frederic with his National Title in hand*

Crash: Are we even allowed up here? I thought you have to pay V.I.P. ticket prices to get up here.

Frederic: We were invited up here!

Crash: But it feels wrong and- Oh! The light on the camera is on! HAW Fans, the most amazing thing just happened to Frederic and myself. We received a top secret letter to meet someone in one of the skyboxes of the arena for a life changing meeting!

Frederic: As you may notice, I am armed with my title should we get jumped.

Crash: We're not getting jumped! No one would dare attack us! Afterall, I completely destroyed Oden Schreiner last week! I made the guy look like a complete fool!

Frederic: Crash, this is our room number. Just keep your guard up!

*The two opened the door to the skybox and entered, finding it empty except for a TV with a live feed of HAW. Crash and Frederic approached the front of it and looked out at the fans*

Crash: Look at this! We're on TV! We are live! Hello America! *Crash started waving to the crowd, Frederic still looking unsure. Behind the two of them, Oden Schreiner appeared, and the crowd started cheering* They love us! Thank you! Thank you!

*Oden put a hand on both of their shoulders, and they turned around*

Oden Schreiner: A fool?! A complete fool?!

Crash: No! I didn't mean it! *Oden grabbed Crash and Frederic by the throat, getting ready to do a double choke slam*

Lovable Liam: Wait! Stop! Oden, let them go! *Oden reluctantly let them go, then turned towards Liam*

Oden Schreiner: What is this? Why are all three of you here?!

Frederic: Why are you two here?!

Lovable Liam: Boys, calm yourselves! I know we all haven't been on the best of terms so I had to arrange this secret meeting to get all of you together!

Crash: I was about to get choke slammed onto a man four rows down! I am not staying for this!

Lovable Liam: Crash, please! Hear me out! You too Oden! *Crash and Oden gave each other cautious looks, but nodded and agreed to momentary ceasefire*

Frederic: What do you want to talk about Liam?

Lovable Liam: Have you guys been watching HAW lately?

Crash: Of course not. We don't watch the product, why would we do that?

Lovable Liam: To see what's going on! And it's pretty obvious what's going on. HAW is being taken over by...power groups.

Frederic: Power groups?

Lovable Liam: Look at what's going on. Franco Mancini is now allied with the O'Tooles. Calhoun, Rat, and Behemoth are an amazingly delicious threesome! The Strange Crew is amazingly enough befriending everyone, Ruslan Panov and Mitchell Row have a healthy respect for each other....as well as Mitchell Row's friend Mr. Lifeguard, and El Termitas! They're are connections all over the place! But out of everybody in HAW, who has the most history together? The four of us.

Crash: Ok, Liam, we kicked you out of the MuscleGang in the NRWL. And we sure as hell don't trust this huge beast!

Lovable Liam: Why not? Because the way I see it, these power groups are going to recruit more people....and who wouldn't want such a strong, good looking man like Oden Schreiner in their group? I've tag-teamed with Oden, and he's a great partner to have in the ring! And if you accept this proposal...then the MuscleGang is back in business...and this time with some serious muscle. *Liam ran his hand over Schreiner's bicep, who angrily pushed Liam's hand away and glared at him*

Frederic: ....I must say, I think Liam may be correct. It might be best to stick together. *Oden nodded in agreement, and all eyes turned to Crash*

Crash: ...I'll agree on one condition. Tonight, I'm supposed to have a match with that cheating doper, Jack Trailor. Liam, I want you to face him instead of me. If you can prove yourself, we can get the MuscleGang back up and running again, with four people in it!

Lovable Liam: Crash, I will make you proud of me. I'm going to win, I know it! I'm just so happy...I just want to get on me knees and grovel!

Crash: That's...that's just not necessary. And Liam..the match was actually supposed to start the show so you better hurry down to the ring. *Lovable Liam's music started to play*

Lovable Liam: I'm on it Crash! *Liam exited the skybox through the crowd, and began to make his way down to the ring through the sea of fans*

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Jack Trailor and Lovable Liam had a tough match. Trailor thought he had the victory when he hit a Big Boot, but Liam amazingly kicked out. Trailor himself kicked out of Liam's Tiger Bomb, but a second Tiger Bomb later in the match finished off Jack Trailor. With Lovable Liam's victory, the MuscleGang, now with Oden Schreiner, is reformed.

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*Jessie Parran was backstage with Gregory Greystone*

Gregory: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here with the new HAW Women's Champion, Jessie Parran! Jessie, how does it feel to finally attain this title?

Jessie: It's amazing Gregory. I started here just to be a pretty face. No one respected me. The wrestlers, the staff, the fans. I wasn't an equal, I was second rate. But I took control of my life, and now...now I'm a respected champion.

Gregory: That's very true! I've actually collected some letters from some of the other wrestlers here and got their thoughts! Athena wrote "Jessie, I'm proud of you! Continue to be you!" and Crystal Cyclone wrote-

*Kitty Kayleen and Bigg Pimpin' Alex stepped into the picture, Kitty holding a piece of paper*

Kitty: Oh, am I interrupting? Apologies Gregory. I just wanted to make sure you got to read my letter to Jessie. *Kitty handed a sheet of paper to Gregory* Go ahead. Read it.

Gregory: Ok. It says "Dear Jessie, The only reason you...." ....Kitty! I can't say these words on air! That's why I wanted to proof read these!

*Jessie grabbed the letter from Gregory's hand, and without even looking at it, ripped it up. Jessie stepped towards Kitty and got in her face*

Jessie: We have a match coming up tonight...or maybe we should start it right now?

Kitty: I can wait...but I must say...if you were a real champion, you would make this a title match.

*Jessie glanced at Alex*

Jessie: Not with him around. *Alex moved Kitty out of the way and then got face to face with Jessie, towering over her*

Alex: You really should make it a title match. It would probably be in the best interests of your health... *Jessie looked a bit nervous, and took a step back. Alex followed her, taking a step closer. Jessie took another few steps back, before bumping into a body. She turned around, and it was Fun Fight Machine. Fun Fight Machine got in front of Jessie, staring down Bigg Pimpin' Alex*

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie will not respond to your threats. She will not be intimidated by you. I will accompany her to the ring. Make sure you stay out of the match! *Alex smirked*

Alex: Fine...fine...you two...just watch out. Your day is coming. *Alex and Kitty Kayleen walked away*

Gregory: ....So anyway, Crystal Cyclone wrote-

Jessie: Not now Gregory! *Jessie shook her head, stressed out and walked away, Fun Fight Machine following her*

Gregory: Oh...well...Later on tonight, Jessie Parran vs Kitty Kayleen! Stick around!

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*James Calhoun and the Behemoth were backstage in their locker room. Calhoun was pacing back and forth, the Behemoth sitting on a bench*

James Calhoun: I tell you, it is wrong the way HAW is treating us. Look at us! I am a former World Champion! A former National Champion! And you, a man with a great record! And Rat, a legend! What do we end up with? Rat was put in a surprise match last week, I'm put in a match with a man who hasn't wrestled in weeks, when I was fresh off a brutal title defense! And while the Tag Team Titles are still titles...they're not...they're not what we deserve! We deserve respect. Adulation! Our faces should be on every HAW banner, poster, shirt, coffee mug...you name it. We are the stars of this place! But what are they doing to us? They're bringing back people like...Lifeguard and El Termitas! They don't like you! They don't like Rat! And now we still have Franco Mancini and the O'Tooles to worry about? It's just not fair! And for God's sake, we have to face two societal rejects. Do you realize how bad that makes us look? When I get home, my wife is going to say "James, who did you compete with tonight?" and I'm going to have to say to her "Darling, I faced a clown and a man who wears a bandana over a mask." The sheer embarrassment of it all just makes my blood boil! And another thing-

*At that point, the lights in the room went out. There were sounds of chair shots and grunting for a few seconds, then silence. The lights came back on, and Drizzles and Hawaii were standing over a beaten up Calhoun and Behemoth. Drizzles grabbed the head of Calhoun and Behemoth in each hand, and Hawaii took out a camera. Drizzles posed like a hunter with his game, and Hawaii took the picture. Hawaii gave a thumbs up, and the two walked away*

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In a non title match, Kitty Kayleen (with Bigg Pimpin' Alex) defeated Jessie Parran (with Fun Fight Machine) using her Cravate Suplex. The match featured amazing technical wrestling, and while there was no outside interference, one must wonder what effect Bigg Pimpin' Alex had on Jessie's mind during the match.

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Edward Findleton: The main event is coming up! Franco Mancini will be facing a mystery opponent! Who can it be?!

*A sped up, comedic version of Rat's first theme started to play. Wheeled out onto the stage in a shopping cart was a short, chubby man, dressed to imitate Rat*

Edward Findleton: Oh my god! What a return! This is HAW history in the making! It's Brat!

*Brat's shopping cart started to roll down the ramp, before slamming into the ring and sending him flying out of the cart. Already injured, Brat slowly made his way into the ring*

Edward Findleton: This is only the second time Brat has made an appearance in HAW! I mistakenly thought Brat was the actual Rat last time, but I think...I think this has to be his twin brother! It's the only explanation!

*Franco Mancini's music hit, and he came down to the ring smiling confidently. Without even taking his coat or belt off, Franco got into the ring, and hit Brat with the Pickpocket and covered him. The ref counted 3, and Franco stood up in victory, his music having never stopped playing*

Edward Findleton: Wow! Franco picks up the victory in seconds! What domination by the champion against a worthy opponent!

Rat: Cut the music! *Franco's music stopped playing, and Rat walked out to the top of the stage, microphone in hand* Franco...I thought you would be a bit more respectable champion than that. Facing this guy? That's weak. But you know what? I'm not mad. You can face bottom feeders like him. I don't mind you developing a soft mental state. It's just going to mean to the end of your reign. See you in two weeks, softy! *Rat exited the stage, and Franco shook his head. His music played again, and he held up the title for the crowd as the show went off the air*

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