*The show opened up with Freezer Man standing in the ring*

Freezer Man: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Last week, I announced that the main event for the next large event will be a four way match for the HAW World Championship. One of those wrestlers will be Franco Mancini, and another, decided by you the fans! The polls have been open, so be sure to vote for your favorite! But that leaves two open spots! And those will both be decided in two six man battle royals!

*The crowd cheered*

Freezer Man: The first battle royal will be your main event tonight, and it will be the only time you ever get to see a match like this! All six competitors will be wrestlers not currently under contract with HAW!

Edward Findleton: What?! How can Freezer Man allow some outsiders into HAW?!

Freezer Man: The first two wrestlers are probably most recognizable from short stints in the NRWL a long time ago. Young rookies then, they are now veterans of the ring. One you may know as Viking....and the other is...THE Casey Gains!

Edward Findleton: THE Casey Gains? There was always rumors of him coming to HAW, but if he wins, we might be seeing more of him!

Freezer Man: The next wrestler is probably best known for his time in the Wrestling Spirit Council....We will see the HAW debut of..Disgruntled Union Worker!

Edward Findleton: How is that man still disgruntled after all these years?!

Freezer Man: The next two wrestlers, I announce with great honor. In a partnership with RFW, we will get to see wrestle right here in HAW..."Badlands" Bill Stanton, and Cole Arcane!

Edward Findleton: I love that Cole Arcane! I mean, Stanton is washed up, but Cole Arcane is the future! ...Wait, I wonder if Stanton is watching this? I love Bill Stanton! A true veteran of the ring!

Freezer Man: And finally...as I said, these are wrestlers not currently under contract to HAW. But he was in the past. We will see the return of Eagle Beak!

*The crowd cheered, happy for Eagle Beak to come home*

Freezer Man: The winner of this match will be employed for atleast the month, and longer if he manages to win the HAW World Championship! Next week we will have the contracted HAW battle royal, and I chose six wrestlers who I think all make for interesting choices. Whether they're underdogs or proven winners, they each have a story! So next week's main event will be Ruslan Panov vs The Behemoth vs Bigg Pimpin' Alex vs Mitchell Row vs Oden Schreiner vs....what fans have dubbed "The Shopping Cart Jobber" but who wishes to be introduced as Franny Womancini!

Edward Findleton: Oh my god! A debuting wrestler has a chance to be a contender for the HAW World Championship! What an opportunity!

Freezer Man: Two of those twelve men will make it into the four way match. And remember, it is up to you the fans to choose the final competitor! With that said, enjoy the rest of the show!

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*James Calhoun was backstage when he went into a dressing room. Inside was Mitchell Row*

James Calhoun: Mr. Row...so great to see you. *Calhoun extended his hand for a shake, which Mitchell ignored* I came by to wish you luck in your match next week.

Mitchell: Wish me luck? Don't you have your little pet Behemoth in that match?

James Calhoun: Now now, the Behemoth is a very independent man who I respect and admire! And true, as a good friend of his, I want to see him succeed! But I was honestly thinking about you, Mitchell. I think you're a great wrestler...hell, you may be the best wrestler in this company! But I don't think you've been given a fair shake!

Mitchell: Is that so?

James Calhoun: Mitchell, you haven't been on a large event since the first one...when you defended your title which....I won.

Mitchell: Ah, that's it. You just came here to brag to me. Make yourself feel better as you pine for the old days when you had a world championship.

James Calhoun: I am sorry, but you are very mistaken. I take great pride in this tag team championship. In fact, that's part of the reason I want to talk to you. You see, I won this championship from those two annoying pests, The Strange Crew. And thankfully, they got injured in that match! They're out! I can sleep better at night knowing that children can have proper role models like you and I, and not outcasts like them! But now, here's the problem....my partner is the Behemoth. And he's in this battle royal next week. If he wins, he would be focused on the world championship, as he should be! But that leaves me out to dry!

Mitchell: So you want me to eliminate him?

James Calhoun: Good heavens no! I mean, if you need to, you do it! I'm proposing something different. You see, Me...Behemoth...Rat...we've been getting along well. We've become feared in HAW, we are...The Men of Power. And we're looking to grow our power. I think you would be a great addition to us. Behemoth and I can focus on the tag division, you can get the world championship back, just like you wanted! You can even be best friends with Rat again!

Mitchell: That sounds like a great offer, Calhoun. Just one problem, and that's rats. And I said that as a plural. All three of you are nothing but spineless cowards, who would stab their so call friend in the back the first chance they get. I felt it from Rat before. I see you doing it to the Behemoth now. And I know if I accepted this, it would happen to me.

James Calhoun: Now Mr. Row, please-

Mitchell: Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to win eliminate the Behemoth, win that battle royal, and become the new HAW World Champion. And I'll do it using my abilities as a wrestler, not as a scheming politician. Now get the hell out of here.

*Calhoun nodded*

Calhoun: It pains me to hear you say that, but if that's your decision, I respect it. Good day to you Mr. Row. *Calhoun extended his hand for a shake again, which Mitchell Row still ignored. Left hanging, Calhoun exited the locker room*

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*The MuscleGang was walking backstage, all four members wearing bright pink shirts with the words "Vote 4 Crash" printed on them. They were handing out pins of Crash's head to random employees as they walked by*

Liam: You get a pin! Wear it with pride! Ooh, Mr. Photographer, you get a pin as well! *Liam walked over to a photographer and handed him a Crash Pin*

Franco: Excuse me! *The MuscleGang all looked, and saw the Trans-Atlantic Family standing in front of a photo background* You're interrupting our photo shoot. Please leave before you toss a safe onto one of these cameras!

Liam: A photo shoot? Who did your make up? You can see the bags under Sean's eyes! Do you want me to help you with that? *Liam started to approach Sean O'Toole, but Fergus pushed him away*

Fergus: We don't need your help, we just you want you out of here. *The other three MuscleGang members stood next to Liam, and the four vs three showdown happened again*

Crash: Well maybe we don't want to get out of here. Maybe we want to give you shirts to wear in your photoshoot. Maybe, you should vote for Crash MuscleGate!

Franco: Maybe I will Crash...actually..that's a great idea. I actually appreciate you coming over here now!

Crash: Oh, that was a lot less tense than I thought it would be. I'm glad we're on the same page!

Franco: We are, we are! See..if we all vote for you...if you win....that means I just need to worry about the other two guys in the match! I mean, you couldn't even win the National Championship, you certainly can't win the World! *Sean and Fergus laughed*

Frederic: You laugh...but what makes you think you are better than moi?

Franco: I'm a four time World champion. That makes me better.

Frederic: A three time loser. I, have never lost.

Franco: ...If you put your title up tonight, maybe that will change.

Frederic: Why not both of us put our titles up? Winner takes all?

*Franco thought about it for a few moments, then shook his head*

Franco: No. I ain't doing it while you outnumber us. But I'll tell you what I will do. I want to hand you a loss. Non-title, you and me, one on one. May the best man win.

Frederic: I will see you in the ring tonight. *The stare down between the groups continued, before the MuscleGang started to walk away. Liam called back to them*

Liam: And remember to fix your hair Sean! *Fergus began to take a few steps towards Lovable Liam when Oden swiftly turned around, and Sean ran face first into Oden's chest*

Oden: You! Go back! NOW! *Sean slowly backed away, retreating to the rest of the Trans-Atlantic Family. Oden then followed the rest of the MuscleGang away*

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*Fun Fight Machine was in a hospital bed in a neck brace, eating a small meal. There was a knock on the door*

Fun Fight Machine: Come in. *The door opened, and Jessie Parran entered. Fun Fight Machine smiled*

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie! I...I am sorry! I did not think you would visit me! I...I do not look good. I have better clothes, and I-

Jessie: It's ok! Don't worry! I just saw what Alex did to you and...I had to visit. Are you ok?

Fun Fight Machine: Yes! It is all just for safety. I should be back next week!

Jessie: Well that's great! I'd much rather spend time with you elsewhere than here.

Fun Fight Machine: Like...at a restaurant?

Jessie: I meant at HAW....but a restaurant is better than a hospital, so that's true too! *Jessie laughed, and Fun Fight Machine nervously laughed back* Look...I can't stay long. I got off the show tonight but they have me scheduled for an autograph signing in the morning, and I need to catch a flight...but I just wanted to see you to make sure you're ok, and to thank you for everything you've done for me.

Fun Fight Machine: You are welcome. I would do it all again!

Jessie: That's really sweet to hear. I'm sorry I can't stay longer. But I got you a little gift. *Jessie gave a small wrapped present to Fun Fight Machine. He opened it up, and took out a small robot plushie and a piranha plant plushie* It's a bit of a reach...but a cute robot can be a fun fight machine...and piranha...Parran...I don't know, I tried!

Fun Fight Machine: I love this! Thank you!

Jessie: It's no big deal.

Fun Fight Machine: It is, I will cherish this. But I do not want you to wait. Go, do not miss your flight!

Jessie: Ok...I'll see you soon! Feel better! *Jessie left the room, and Fun Fight Machine closed his eyes to rest, holding his two plushies*

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In what some may call and upset, and some call the expected result, Frederic St. Pierre defeated Franco Mancini. Neither title was on the line.

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*Mr. Lifeguard's music hit, and out came Mr. Lifeguard and El Termitas to a huge roar from the crowd. The two got to the ring, and each took microphones*

El Termitas: What's up HAW?! *The crowd cheered*

Mr. Lifeguard: That's sound you guys made...that's music to my ears. It's awesome to be wrestling here in this company again, it's awesome to be in front of all of you. It's truly an honor!

El Termitas: But Lifeguard and I...we want to to come to this season of HAW and make our mark! We want to become the new...HAW Tag Team Champions! *The crowd roared with approval*

Mr. Lifeguard: So James Calhoun...Behemoth.....come out here! We challenge you to a match! *Lifeguard and Termitas waited, looking at the entrance. Suddenly, rap music started to play, and two men came out*

*The men entered the ring, grabbed microphones of their own, and paced in a circle around Lifeguard and Termitas*

Lifeguard: Look who it is! Everyone, give a round of applause for uhh....these guys! ...Who are you again?

*The man in the white shirt stepped up to Lifeguard*

Man: My name is Sydney Mason. Over there, my friend Dalton Elkins.

Lifeguard: Sydney and Dalton everyone! What a couple of great guys! What brings you to HAW?

Dalton: Same thing that brought you two. We want tag team gold. And what we want, we get.

El Termitas: Gentlemen, I admire your ambition! It is great to have another tag team in HAW! Tag team wrestling is a great art form, and the more teams the better!

Sydney: Let me make one thing clear. We don't care about an art form. We care about success. That's what we do. We're Biofuel Engineers.

Lifeguard: Wow, the Biofuel Engineers! What does that name represent? Your biology...fuels you to win...and you engineer your victories?

Sydney: No. Dalton and I are actually Biofuel Engineers. Most of the guys at the office, they're about the size of El Termitas over here. Little nerds who adjust their glasses , just happy to get by. They're pathetic people, just like you two, and just like the fans in this arena. *The crowd booed at the obvious insult.*

Mr. Lifeguard: Hold on a minute....Now I'm not happy with you insulting anyone here....but why on earth would you think it's a good idea to name yourself after your profession?! You must be crazy!

*The Biofuel Engineers stopped and just stared at Mr. Lifeguard. Even El Termitas slowly turned his head towards Lifeguard, confused*

Dalton: Mr. Lifeguard, we take pride in what we are. We are in the top of our field. And us two, we had the money. The money to train to become wrestlers. So we separate ourselves physically from the people at the office, and mentally from the losers at HAW. And it won't be long until we prove we're the best.

El Termitas: I wish you good luck in your goals gentlemen! But remember, you need to earn your place in HAW. I don't think you'll be handed a title match just yet! *Sydney and Dalton turned to each other, then shrugged in nodded*

Sydney: You bring up a good point El Termitas. We're going to make sure we prove ourselves first before taking part in any title matches. Have a good day. *Sydney and Dalton turned their backs and began to make their way out of the ring, then pulled out brass knuckles.*

Mr. Lifeguard: Thank you fellas! Everyone give it up for the Biofuel Eng-OOF!

*Lifeguard and Termitas were met with punches from the armed Biofuel Engineers. The two them began to stop on Lifeguard, leaving him lying motionless eventually. Sydney went over to El Termitas to pick him up, but Termitas started punching him back. Dalton quickly grabbed his arms though, holding him back and allowing Sydney to punch the stomach of El Termitas. The two rolled Termitas out of the ring, and brought him to the announcer's table*

Edward Findleton: Wait a minute...what are you two doing? My notes are on this!

*Dalton got onto the announcer's table with Termitas, then picked him up into the air. Sydney Mason yelled some encouragement, and Dalton Elkins gave El Termitas a suplex powerslam through the announcer's table. *

Edward Findleton: No! I just got everything organized!

*Dalton got up, in a bit of pain, while Sydney went over to the unconscious El Termitas.*

Sydney: Come here camera man! Get a close up! *The camerman approached Sydney and El Termitas, and Sydney Mason ripped the mask off of El Termitas8

Edward Findletom: Oh my god! He demasked El Termitas! And...wait....wait........that's LaZor! El Termitas was LaZor!

*Sydney Mason held up the mask, the crowd very unhappy at the beat down of their heroes. Sydney threw the mask onto the chest of LaZor, and the BioFuel Engineers departed*

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In the main event battle royal, Viking won by last eliminating THE Casey Gains. Viking will face Franco Mancini and two other wrestlers for the HAW World Championship.

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