*Prior to the next match, Frederic St. Pierre was walking to the entrance area. As he got there, he saw Fun Fight Machine and Rat*
Frederic: Fun Fight Machine. You are not alone.
Rat: Hey, don't worry about me. I'm going to go out there, cheer him on. I'm just there for moral support.
Frederic: Hmm.....I'll be back. Maybe with moral support of my own. *St. Pierre left, and Fun Fight Machine turned to Rat*
Fun Fight Machine: See? Now he will be bringing someone else. I would be better on my own.
Rat: Fun, relax. You're going to be thanking me. I'm going to be the reason you get the HAW National Championship tonight. Trust me.
*Fun Fight Machine sighed and nodded, and warmed up for his match*
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*After the match, Kherti help up the HAW Women's Championship. While doing so, Athena made her way into the ring, holding her neck. Athena slowly extended her hand for a handshake, and Kherti did not hesitate to accept it. Athena offered a few words of advice and departed from the ring.
Kherti then exited, and went ringside to where her family was at. She stared down Naveen Bhakta. After a few tense moments, Naveen held his arms open. Kherti hugged him, and her entire family joined in for a group hug. They held Kherti up on their shoulders, and paraded her through the crowd, heading towards the back to continue the celebration*
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Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Note: Probably wont be a recap video this week. I will make one eventually, at which time I'll get rid of this note. But that's more of a distant future thing so enjoy this weeks episode as is!
*HAW came on the air. Freezer Man was in the ring with a serious look on his face. On one side of him was Bigg Pimpin' Alex, on the other side, Jessie Parran and Mitchell Row. Freezer Man held up his mic*
Freezer Man: I want to begin by apologizing. On so many levels, I am sorry. I am sorry to you the fans that I have to come out here tonight, and take time away from your wrestling show to set things straight. I'm sorry to the wrestlers and crew of HAW, who do their best to give this company a good name. And most importantly, I am sorry to the Lexington Stallions baseball organization. HAW caused a great deal of commotion, pain, and distress at your stadium last week, and I can't express the regret I feel.
Edward Findleton: For those keeping track, this is the second terrible thing HAW has done to the sport of baseball this season.
Freezer Man: At this time, I would like all the wrestlers involved to apologize. Alex, please begin.
Alex: Hey...Lexington....from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I am sorry that I wasn't able to put your hardworking doctors to use, and have these two end up in the hospital!
Freezer Man: Alex! This is your final warning!
Alex: What are you going to do Freezer Man? Fire me? I ain't even on the card for the rest of the season! I don't need you, I don't need this company, or Lexington, or any of the stupid fans here tonight! The only thing I really care about, is her! *Alex pointed to Jessie* I care about setting an example. I care about making sure she never gets the women's championship again! And I can do that outside of this company! So fire me, Freezer Man! Because it doesn't matter! At the end of the day, everyone will know you don't screw over Bigg Pimpin' Alex!
Freezer Man: Alex, you leave me no choice. We are heading backstage right now.
Mitchell Row: Hold up! Alex, before you go, I want you to know this. You can try all you want, but Jessie is never going to be held down by you. She's going to soar higher than ever.
Alex: She couldn't even take on two of my weakest women last week! I can find stronger women. I WILL find stronger women. And I'll get them signed here, and I'll ruin her career!
Mitchell Row: Just leave her alone!
Alex: You make me! Prove it! You and me in a match! And if you win, I'm gone for good! I win, you leave the company!
Freezer Man: That's not happening. Mitchell is scheduled to compete in one match next week, and there's no room tonight for that to happen.
Alex: So drop out of the other match! Do it for her! Career vs Career match!
*Mitchell Row looked at Jessie Parran. She shook her head no, and could be heard telling him to go for the title. Row looked back over to Freezer Man*
Mitchell Row: If I drop out of the World Title Match, can I do this match?
Freezer Man: I can allow it. It will have to be a career vs career match. Someone has to take the blame for this and no longer be associated with HAW.
Mitchell Row: ....Then Alex....I accept! *Alex burst out laughing*
Alex: You really are dumb. Or blind. I don't know which. But either way, I love it! You just ruined your entire life! *Alex left the ring, smiling*
Freezer Man: Mitchell, I do have to say...we had a scheduled match tonight for you. But with you not being involved in the five man match, I'm changing things up. You will be facing Dalton Elkins. So get ready for that. And for the main event, I'm just removing Viking from guest referee, and he will team with Oden Schreiner! So wrestlers, get ready for some new action tonight!
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*The MuscleGang was backstage, seemingly discussing the the recent development when Viking showed up*
Viking: Oden.
Oden: Viking!
Viking: I am your partner tonight. I want to win tonight. I want momentum heading into next week. And I still want that title.
Oden: Not "that" title, MY title! You can have your win tonight, I promise you that! But not this! I beat you once, I can beat you again! I can beat all those men!
Viking: My desire to win has never been stronger. But you four apparently don't care about my speeches about desire, as I saw last week.
Crash: Oh we were totally paying attention Viking! You talked about your wife, how much you love, how she filed a missing persons report on you...something along those lines, right?
Viking: See Oden? This is why you won't win. You hang around with...jokers. You will see tonight in the ring, I never joke. *Viking walked away*
Lovable Liam: ..........We should invite him into the gang! He has good muscles!
Crash: Are you serious Liam? Have you SEEN his meal plan? Absolutely terrible, he would never cut it here. Now come on, we need to prep the big man for a match!
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Edward Findleton: Folks, what we are about to show you is footage courtesy of Five Star Industries. This was shot yesterday by a documentary crew in what was described as "A Day in the Life of a BioFuel Engineer." Enjoy!
*The camera faded in, showing formally dressed Dalton Elkins and Sydney Mason in a conference room with other employees*
Sydney: ...As you can see, if we expedite the process, the product still remains the same, perhaps even better. There is no loss of quality.
*There was a knock on the door, and a small, nervous man opened it up and stuck his head in*
Man: Umm...Mr. Mason, Mr. Elkins.
Sydney: Clark, we told you, don't interrupt this meeting.
Clark: But...but...
Sydney: Just go.
Clark: Please...you need to come with me. It's about the trucks. *Sydney sighed and buried his head in his hands*
Dalton: Clark, that's not our department. We don't care about shipping. We are engineers. We went to school, we got degrees. We aren't minimum wage peasants who deal with manual labor.
Clark: Please guys! It's an emergency!
Sydney: Ok! I'm sorry everyone. We will be back in five minutes. Coffee is down the hall. *Sydney and Dalton followed Clark, who was leading them out to the parking lot*
Sydney: So what is it about the trucks?
Clark: I....I...I don't know.
Sydney: You don't know?
Clark: I mean, I know! I just...I can't tell you guys!
Dalton: Spit it out geek! You're bringing us out here!
Clark: I have to show you or else...or else something bad will happen! There! Up ahead! *Clark pointed to a delivery truck, finger pointing nervously*
Dalton: Ok...So?!
Clark: You have to look in the cargo.
Sydney: Please tell me it's not something dumb like a rat. *Sydney and Dalton stood at the back of the truck, then looked over at Clark, who was standing back, and now holding a remote control*
Dalton: Clark, what are you doing?
Clark: I'm sorry. I really am. I was forced to. *Clark pushed a button, and the back of the truck opened. Tons of corn came flowing out, burying the BioFuel Engineers up to their chins*.
Sydney: What the hell Clark?! Get us out of here!
*The truck driver's door opened up, and out came Hawaii.*
Hawaii: Good work Clark! You did a good job! Your completely illegal secret is now safe with us! You can run along now! *Hawaii approached the BioFuel Engineers, studying them as he walked around them*
Dalton: Hawaii! You're going to pay for this! Next week, you're dead! Do you hear me?! Dead!
Hawaii: Perhaps. Atleast I'll be alive next week, unlike you two.
Sydney: What do you mean? *Hawaii whistled, and a fuel tanker truck driven by Drizzles drove over to the buried engineers. Hawaii went over to the tank, climbed up, and opened the fuel latch so that fuel started pouring out onto the ground*
Hawaii: We're going to blow you up! At your own BioFuel Engineer job! Isn't that going to be fun?! Hahaha!
Hawaii: Your begging really intrigues me. But if I'm going to watch a show, I need popcorn. And to get that...I need more heat! *Hawaii lit a match*
Sydney: No! Don't do it! We'll give you anything! Just don't kill us!
Hawaii: That just wouldn't be fun. *Hawaii threw the match down, and the BioFuel Engineers both screamed. The match landed in the liquid, and immediately extinguished* And unfortunately, we can't have fun just yet. But we DID pay Jack Trailor to get us a water truck and get it painted like a fuel truck! I think it was worth the money just to hear you two scream!
Dalton: You idiots! How do you two even exist?! You just violated so many safety protocols!
*Hawaii and Drizzles jumped down from the truck*
Sydney: Just wait until next week. Just wait. You don't make us look like fools. You two are the only ones who can look like that!
Hawaii: Stop taunting us! Really! We aren't actually going to murder you, true. But you two are still trapped, so you should realize, we're going to beat the hell out of you. *Hawaii climbed onto the mountain of corn and started punching Sydney in the head. The camera man then got shoved away. Drizzles smiled into the camera, then turned it towards Dalton Elkins. Fear was in Dalton's eyes, as the camera was sent flying towards his face, then cutting to black*
Edward Findleton: Thanks once again to Five Star Industries for that footage! Dalton Elkins takes on Mitchell Row next!
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The previous day's attacks must have taken its toll on Dalton Elkins, as Mitchell Row defeated Dalton.
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*The Trans-Atlantic Family was backstage meeting with the Men of Power*
James Calhoun: Franco Mancini! O'Toole Brothers! I'm so glad you agreed to talk to us before the match tonight.
Franco: I'm kinda surprised you wanted to talk after what we did to you last week.
James Calhoun: Well I am willing to let bygones be bygones! We've each done some attacks in our time, we're similar men! Tonight, we need to be on the same page if we want to win-
Franco: Calhoun, shut your mouth. You know this and I know this...it doesn't matter if we win tonight. What matters is damage. Not getting injured. Hurting the other guys. That's all that matters tonight. Tonight, I play it safe, and I ain't pushing my body to its limit. That's going to happen next week in the cell match. So if you came here to give me a little rah-rah speech you can save your breath. I'm not injuring myself for your gain.
James Calhoun: Franco...allow me to be honest. I really like you a lot. Your mind is great, and it's just a shame we're always on the opposite sides of spectrum.
Franco: I think the only reason you say that is because you know...I'm better than you. And if I was your little lackey, you'd have more titles. More money. More power. But I'm the one thing that stands in your way. And believe me, I will always stand in your way.
James Calhoun: One day, you will realize that's a mistake. Because anyone who stands in my way, falls.
Franco: I'd like to see you try. Good luck tonight, "partner." *With that, The Trans-Atlantic Family walked off*
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*Gregory Greystone was in the ring*
Gregory: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Our main event is coming up, but first, give a warm welcome to Kherti Bhakta!
*Kherti Bhakta's music played, and the crowd cheered as she came out, her face and body language neutral*
Gregory: Kherti, next week you have a chance to make history and become HAW Women's Champion! But facing a tough challenger like Athena, how do you think you'll fair?
Kherti: ..........
Gregory: Uhh...Kherti? How do you think you'll fair? Do you think you will do well?
Kherti: ...I just need to say it. I.....Last week, Athena and I won our match. And I was so happy, my father got to witness it live. I went backstage and he kissed me, congratulated me...and we hugged goodbye, saying we'd see each other next the day of my title match. And...as I walked backstage and packed my bags, people either avoided me or...stared at me. it was odd. So I got in my car and drove to the next town. It was all normal, I sang songs, stopped at a small place for food. Then got to my hotel, and I finally checked my phone. Online, people asking me if I'm ok, others tweeting video of the episode to me. And I saw it.
*Kherti took a deep breath and tried to compose herself*
Kherti: I thought I had made my family proud. I thought...even if I hadn't yet, if I win next week, they could be proud of me. They could see I made something of myself. But I don't think I can ever achieve that goal, of being someone. Atleast to them. So now I got into this one on one match against Athena, but it feels like a handicap match. I am alone. I have no one behind me.
*Slowly a "Kherti Bhakta clap clap clapclapclap" chant started to break out*
Gregory: It looks like the fans are behind you!
Kherti: And I appreciate that! Thank you. And I don't want to play it off like it doesn't matter, because it fills me with joy to hear that chant. But it's just not the same. Because I want my family's support so bad. So often times, right before a big match, one wrestler says to another wrestler how she's going to beat the daylights out that wrestler next week. But this time, my message is to my father...to my mother, to everyone. It doesn't matter if I win or lose next week...because while I want your support...I NEED this business. I need wrestling! I need to forge my own path, to be my own person, and to succeed! And I'm not going to quit until I can sit down, look back at my work, and be proud of myself! Thank you, and I will see everyone next week!
Gregory: Kherti Bhakta, everyone!
*The crowd cheered, and Kherti Bhakta walked to the back, fired up but emotional*
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In the main event, the larger team of Viking and Oden Schreiner defeated the unwilling partners of Franco and James Calhoun when Viking pinned Franco.
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After the match, Rat, Behemoth, and Fun Fight Machine came down to the ring. Viking and Oden celebrated outside the ring, but inside, the Calhoun and the Men of Power stood over a fallen Franco Mancini. The four then started stomping on Mancini. The O'Toole Brothers then came running down for the save, but the four on two odds quickly laid them out.
With the Trans-Atlantic Family out, the Men of Power turned towards Oden and Viking, who were outside the ring watching it unfold. The Men of Power split up, with Fun Fight Machine and Rat throwing Viking into the steps, while The Behemoth and Calhoun went after Oden. They clubbed Oden down, then Calhoun laid out the HAW World Championship on the ground. The Behemoth grabbed Oden, then proceeded to give multiple powerbombs onto the title.
The MuscleGang had seen enough and ran out. Crash and Lovable Liam ran outside the ring towards Rat and Fun Fight Machine. Crash jumped onto the steps and gave a flying clothesline to Rat, but Liam ran right into a dropkick from Fun Fight Machine. With Crash getting up from his clothesline, Fun Fight Machine ran over to Crash and gave him a bulldog onto the ground.
Meanwhile, St. Pierre slid into the ring holding his National Championship. Using it as a weapon, he blasted The Behemoth in the head with it. Calhoun grabbed St. Pierre from behind, causing him to drop the title, and attempted to irish whip St. Pierre into the ropes, but St. Pierre held onto his arm, and whipped Calhoun right over the top rope. Frederic St. Pierre looked down outside the ring, yelling and taunting at Calhoun. Behind him, Fun Fight Machine slid into the ring, then picked up the HAW National Championship. He waited, lined up St. Pierre, and when St. Pierre turned around, hit him in the face with his own championship.
Fun Fight Machine held the National Championship in one hand. He looked down at the ground and also saw the World Championship. Fun Fight Machine picked up both, looking back and forth. Calhoun rolled back into the ring, and motioned for Fun Fight Machine to give him the World Championship. Slowly, Fun Fight Machine held out the world title, and Calhoun quickly snatched it.
Calhoun and Fun Fight Machine held up both titles in the air.
Edward Findleton: And look at that! While not official, the Men of Power hold up both titles! Will this be how the season ends? We're going to find out next week!
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
*HAW came on the air, the theme music playing and the crowd cheering*
Edward Findleton: Welcome everybody to HAW! We are just two weeks away from the final show of Season three! Tonight we will see Kherti Bhakta team up with her soon to be opponent, Athena, as they take on Kitty Kayleen and Hannah Rivers! Also the main event, Fun Fight Machine will face Fergus O'Toole!
*The HAW theme stopped, and the MuscleGang theme started playing to cheers from the ground as all four members came out*
Edward Findleton: And...I'm not entirely sure what they're doing here, but the HAW World Champion, Oden Schreiner is with them! So it's probably important!
*The MuscleGang made their way down to ringside, but instead of going in the ringside, went over to Edward's announcers table and started talking to him*
Edward Findleton: ...What? Look, I'm the announcer! And I do wonder why four headsets were set up tonight, but....No, I'm not moving! You four can leave! *Oden Schreiner put a hand on Edward's shoulder* …....Actually, I can use the night off! I'll be leaving! *Edward got up, and ran away backstage. Each of the members of the MuscleGang put on a headset and sat down at the announcer's table*
Crash MuscleGate: Welcome everybody to HAW! We are just two weeks away from the final show of....Wait. Do you guys hear that? Am I schizophrenic?!
Frederic St. Pierre: It's a producer. Findleton already said all of that.
Lovable Liam: Aw, he's so good at his job. Maybe we should invite him back!
Crash: No! Tonight, this show is the MuscleGang's! And we are on commentary beginning to end!
*James Calhoun's theme played, and he came out with the other members of the Men of Power, and they made their way into the ring*
Crash: And James Calhoun...taking a microphone...and I think he's about to tell the world how normal he is because his great uncle Sylvester made a halloween costume out of fifty rabbits he shot and skinned all on the family farm!
Calhoun: Well how about this! Is this not the greatest company or what? Last week, our leader, Freezer Man saw a big problem in the world title scene, and he made a five way match. Is that not the best solution? No one can predict who will win, this final match will be a wild card match! And the good Lord knows, I love wild card situations!
*Calhoun tried to smile, but one could easily see it was forced*
Calhoun: Now the one person I feel the worst for though...is that man at ringside, Oden Schreiner.
Oden Schreiner: Shut up now or I will shove that microphone down your throat!
Lovable Liam: Calm down big boy!
Calhoun: Look at him folks! You can see the rage in him. He was dealt an unfair hand! So this is why....I have a solution! Oden- *Calhoun was cut off by Franco Mancini's music, and the crowd cheered as he came out to the ring with the O'Tooles.*
Crash: No! Will we ever find out the solution that Calhoun was going to present to us, even though it would probably favor him and hurt Oden?!
*The Trans-Atlantic Family got in the ring, and Franco went up to James Calhoun and grabbed the microphone from his hand*
Franco: Calhoun....about this plan you're about to propose...*By surprise and simultaneously, Franco hit Calhoun with a Pickpocket while the O'Tooles each super kicked The Behemoth and Rat. The three Men of Power each were out, and Fun Fight Machine looked around scared.*
Frederic: Mancini is definitely a man of action. *Franco picked up the microphone again and composed himself*
Franco: ….Calhoun, that's what we think of whatever idea you had. Now, Fun Fight Machine. We're just warning you right now. See, you guys, you want the monopoly on HAW contracts, titles, whatever. See, that's not good for business, specifically my business. I want my share of the pie too. So I really don't want to see you win that National title from St. Pierre. And I know you won't. I've been in the ring with him, and he's a hell of a wrestler.
Frederic: He speaks the truth. I am better than him.
Franco: And tonight's main event, it's not just a put together random match. Last week your Men of Power group wanted to send a message in a tag match. But a real message will be sent tonight. When Fergus beats you, you'll realize so many things. You'll realize you can't be St. Pierre. You won't get your title. You won't get your monopoly. You won't get your raise. And in the end...*Franco prodded Calhoun's body with his foot* You won't have the respect of this guy. There's a lot on the line tonight, Fun Fight Machine. I hope you're ready for it. *Franco threw the microphone down, and the Trans-Atlantic Family exited*
Crash: ...I sometimes like that guy! I mean, I still want him to lose in two weeks, but he's cool at times. I mean, take the entire-wait, what the hell did he just say?
Frederic: We will be right back after these commercials.
Crash: Is that what he said? I was talking and couldn't quite hear-
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*Jessie Parran was sitting down backstage, checking her phone, when Mitchell Row walked up to her*
Jessie: How are you doing, stranger?
Mitchell Row: Very well ma'am. Yourself?
Jessie: Having the time of my life.
Mitchell Row: It certainly looks like it. Are you playing games or just using social media?
Jessie: You just assume that's what I'm doing? I can easily be reading up on the news.
Mitchell Row: You just don't strike me as that type of girl. *Jessie feigned shock, then laughed*
Jessie: Then you can read me well. Social media. Because I am just completely bored.
Mitchell Row: I'm in the same boat. Neither of us are scheduled for matches tonight, nothing to do here...but, I do have two tickets to a baseball game nearby. I think I'll head there.
Jessie: Oh? And who did you plan on bringing with you?
Mitchell Row: Well there's one super-obvious choice...a person I enjoy spending time with while also would enjoy getting to know better....I think I'm going to invite Jack Trailor.
Jessie: So obvious.
Mitchell Row: But he may have to go drive trucks...so I'm thinking you should come with me, just to be safe.
Jessie: I'm not sure. I'm having a fun time refreshing my Instagram feed every two minutes.
Mitchell Row: You're right, I'll go ask Jack. *Jessie jumped up and grabbed Mitchell's arm*
Jessie: But...since I can just do that at the game anyway, I might as well join you.
Mitchell Row: I'm glad you've come to your senses. After you. *Row let Jessie lead, and the two walked off together*
Lovable Liam: Ooohhh! How sweet! They're going on a date!
Crash: Fred! When you're fighting Fun Fight Machine, put him in a headlock and just whisper Mitchell's name in his ear, he'll tap!
Frederic: ….Once again, we will be right back after these commercials.
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*Athena was walking backstage, warming up on the go, when she saw Kherti Bhaka and an older Indian man*
Athena: Kherti?
Kherti: Athena! There you are! I'm glad I ran into you!
Athena: Well I've been searching for you. Are you ready to partner up for our match?
Kherti: I'm almost ready! But first, I want you to introduce you to someone...my father, Naveen Bhakta! *Naveen shook Athena's hand, and they exchanged plesantries* My whole family is going to be there at ringside for our match in two weeks...and...it's just going to be mean a lot to have him, and everyone there for me.
Athena: Well it's the biggest match of you career! And Mr. Bhakta, I will not be offended in the slightest if you boo me! *All three chuckled*
Kherti: Anyway, I just need to get my boots and I'll be ready! I'll be back in one moment! *Kherti ran off, leaving Naveen and Athena. Naveen looked behind him to make sure Kherti was gone*
Naveen: Athena...I must be honest with you.
Athena: Yes?
Naveen: Kherti...she always had this daring side to her. She was not like her brothers and sisters. And I've supported her in finding her own path and to be happy. She wanted to be a wrestler, and I truly am pleased she is following her dream.....but...and I mean no offense, but this is not a career. How long can she do this for? Five years? Maybe ten? She has no future after that.
Athena: Why are you confiding all of this to me?
Naveen: Because deep down, I want you to win this match, and I want you to dominate the match. Don't...don't severely hurt her so she suffers a career ending injury. But...I want that wild spark in her extinguished. She's still young. She can go to school, get a job, be healthy. Just...defeat her.
Athena: My plan has always been to win that match. But I never intentionally want to destroy someone's will to wrestle. The fact is, if she can't hang with me, then that's going to be on her mind, and I can't control that. So I can't promise you anything about her future. But I can assure you I will not go easy on her and give every bit of energy I have.
*At that point Kherti came walking back, dressed in all her wrestling gear*
Kherti: I'm ready for the match now! *Naveen nodded, then looked to Athena*
Naveen: That was a good talk. I'm glad we had it. *Naveen then hugged Kherti* Good luck out there!
Kherti: Thank you Dad, I love you! *Naveen smiled as Kherti and Athena walked off, heading out for their match*
Crash: Oh...this is so awkward! How did he not know a camera was there?!
Oden: Naveen is a blind FOOL!
Frederic: This will surely make this tag team match have an interesting dynamic to it. Stay tuned!
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In a tag team match, Kherti Bhakta and Athena showed great team work and defeated Hannah Rivers and Kitty Kayleen.
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*The Strange Crew's music hit, and out to the ring came Drizzles and Hawaii to cheers from the crowd*
Crash: Hey! Here comes the Strange Crew down to the ring! They are former tag team champions, and honestly, I think the reason they're former is because of their bodies. Look at Hawaii! There's no muscle on that guy! And how is Drizzles even allowed to wrestle with such a constantly fresh looking scar? That has to be a health violation!
Frederic: More importantly, in two weeks the Strange Crew challenge the BioFuel Engineers for the tag team titles.
*Drizzles and Hawaii each took mics and waited for the cheers to die down*
Hawaii: We give props! Major props! BioFuel guys....they looked into our playbook, ripped the page out, and blatantly stole it. They sneak attacked us last week! Bravo! Bravo, you fine brave gentlemen! *Hawaii clapped his hands*
Drizzles: So now we kindly ask of you, to please come into our view! Show the world that you two are brave, so we can send you to your grave!
*Hawaii and Drizzles threw their mics down and waited. The BioFuel Engineer's music played, and Hawaii and Drizzles got ready for a fight. Instead, appearing on the ramp was a middle aged man in a suit and with some papers. He came down to the ring, and picked up one of the microphones*
Man: My name is Clarence Anderson, of the law firm Warren and Anderson. I am here today representing my clients, Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins, collectively known as The BioFuel Engineers. The BioFuel Engineers wish for me to deliver the message that due to the behavior of one Drizzles the Clown and one Hawaii, they will not be showing up to any HAW shows until their next scheduled match. The behavior they cite includes, but is not limited to, kidnapping, attempted murder with a chainsaw-
Hawaii: Are you kidding? They won the titles due to our attempted murder!
Crash: Hawaii, bringing up a great counterpoint to the lawyer. That man has a future in the courtroom!
Clarence Anderson: Mr...Hawaii. Please. I am merely stating the facts that are causing my clients distress. If I may continue-
Hawaii: You may not! No! Little lawyer man, the only distress that's happening is what you are causing us. You see, we came out here, and we really weren't going to be happy until someone was in this ring lying in a puddle of their blood.
Clarence Anderson: This is exactly what I mean, violent threats against my clients are giving them perfectly legal reasons to avoid showing up.
Hawaii: Wow! This guy is an idiot! How did you pass the bar? THAT would have been the wise time to run. *Drizzles grabbed Clarence Anderson, and held him preventing him from escaping. Hawaii exited the ring and looked under the apron until he came back out with a steel chair and a can of spray paint*
Lovable Liam: Oh dear...this isn't going to be pretty.
*Hawaii raised the chair above his head, looking ready to hit Clarence Anderson, who was begging and practically crying. Hawaii then lowered the chair, and spray painted on it "C U SOON :)" Hawaii handed the chair to Clarence Anderson*
Hawaii: You give that to your little clients, ok? It's our Christmas present to them. *Drizzles let Clarence Anderson go, and he ran off with the chair*
Oden: He should have smashed his skull!
Crash: I agree! This season has included violence against women, against young rehabilitating high school students, why not also have violence against the elderly?
Frederic: With that, we send you to a commercial.
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Lovable Liam: Guess what everyone! We have a camera crew with Mitchell and Jessie on their first date! We're going to take you live to the baseball stadium and see how these two lovebirds are doing!
*At the baseball game, Mitchell Row and Jessie Parran were waiting in line at a hot dog stand, when a pair of hands grasped each of their shoulders. They turned around to find Bigg Pimpin' Alex, along with two women right beside him*
Alex: Look who it is. Jessie and Mitchell, out on a date!
Jessie: Have you been following us you creep?
Alex: Hey, calm down! We are outside of HAW. No harm is going to come to anyone here.
Mitchell Row: That may only be true is you don't leave soon.
Alex: I'm being honest, I'm not here to pick a fight. I'm here to present an offer.
Jessie: I already said no to you last week, Alex. Now go. Just leave me alone and get out of my life!
Alex: Not to you! ...To him. Mitchell...I've known Jessie a long time, much longer than you. So man to man...brother to brother, I'm just warning you, she's trouble. You don't want to get involved with her. Now I don't want to ruin your night you had planned, so I'm presenting you with this. Free of charge, you can take either of the lovely ladies right next to me. Or even both!
Mitchell Row: You just don't get it. We know what you're doing, and we just don't care about you. Alex, the only reason you have any significance in HAW...is because of her. Without her, you're a nobody. You're a tired, washed up wrestler that the fans don't care about anymore. And now you're trying to do anything to get her back. Consider this karma, pal. You treated her badly, and it's all come back to you. Your career is over.
*Alex sighed and shook his head*
Alex: I think the repercussions will be worth is. *Alex sucker punched Mitchell Row, and started to beat him down. Alex then helped Row up, before throwing him over the other side of the hot dog stand counter. Alex then turned to Jessie*
Alex: Relax Jessie....I can't hurt you. But, they can. *The two women Alex was with jumped Jessie Parran, who fell to the ground trying to shield herself. The two women continuined stomping, until arena security guards dragged them and Alex away*
Security Guard: No footage! Turn that off! *A security guard put his hand over the camera, and the feed cut to black*
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Crash: I know Liam, but if I'm 100% decided on Mitchell, then it's just figuring out which of Alex or Fun Fight Machine I want to marry or kill!
Frederic: We are back on the air.
Crash: What? For how long? Did they catch that conversation?
Frederic: We are now tossing it over to Gregory Greystone.
Crash: They didn't really air all of that, did they?
*Gregory Greystone was backstage conducting a sit down interview with Viking*
Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I'm being joined by Viking!
Viking: Hello Gregory.
Gregory: Hello Viking! I have to start off by asking...it's been two weeks since you lost the HAW World Championship. How are you holding up?
Viking: Why do you ask that? Does anyone tell you otherwise?
Gregory: Er, no, I just-
Viking: I know what you're getting at. *Viking reached down and pulled out a cell phone. He turned it on and showed it to the camera* Look. Missed calls. Unread txts. People are now using you to get into contact with me.
Gregory: Well I have heard rumors you have gone...off the grid so to speak.
Viking: You don't understand. My wife, my children. They can't understand either. That title was my life's work...and I lost it through no fault of my own. And I need it back. I can't have distractions. I can't worry about...love from home. I can't worry about what the public thinks of me. I can only worry about the four opponents I'm facing in the ring. I have gone to wrestling schools on my days off. I've re-done the basics to make sure I have a solid understanding. I've done advanced schooling. I've watched tape, of legends, myself, and of my opponents. I need to be prepared for this.
Gregory: Are you worried about ring rust? Next week, the main event will see Mitchell Row and Oden Schreiner take on Franco Mancini and James Calhoun...and you will be the special guest referee! This will make you the only competitor to not have a match in the weeks leading up to the title bout.
Viking: Did you not hear what I just said? I am more prepared than any of them. I can use that time in the ring to watch them. Don't question me about this again.
Gregory: I guess this brings up the question...if this HAW season ends, and Viking is not the champion...what's next?
Viking: ….That's not an option Gregory. The fact that you continue to belittle me...I'm done with you. I can best use my time in other ways. *Viking stood up, and walked off the set*
Gregory Greystone: ….Viking, Ladies and Gentlemen!
*The camera cut back to the annoncer's table, Crash and Liam arguing, Frederic with his head in his hands and Oden looking bored*
Liam: You're wrong!
Crash: No! You marry him, it's the only option! *Crash looked at the camera, realizing he was on air again* ...Oh! Er, wow! What a great interview that was. We sure learned a lot about Viking in that! I'm glad we watched every minute of it, aren't you guys? *St. Pierre let out a long sigh*
Frederic: Stay tuned for our main event.
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Fergus O'Toole took on Fun Fight Machine in the main event. The words of Franco got in his head as Fergus absolutely dominated Fun Fight Machine.
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Wednesday, June 7, 2017
*As HAW came on the air, the MuscleGang theme song was playing, and all four MuscleGang members in the ring, the scene looking like a party had gone in for quite a bit with confetti on the ground, and a broken pinata half hanging above the ring. Crash was currently shotgunning an energy drink, being cheered on by the rest of the gang*
Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! The MuscleGang has been celebrating Oden Schreiner's HAW World Championship victory for the past 45 minutes, and it doesn't look like they're about to stop anytime soon!
*As Crash finished the drink, he tossed it into the crowd. St. Pierre grabbed him by the shoulder and pointed him towards the camera. Crash quickly went and grabbed a few microphones for everyone*
Crash: We're on the air now! Ok! Everyone, welcome to the MuscleGang Party! We're going to dedicate this entire show to Oden's win last week! We want to thank all of you for joining us, especially everyone who came here tonight! And we have a gift for you! Look under your seats right now! Get up and look! *Crash waited, and members of the audience started reaching under their seats* That's right, attached to the bottom of your seats....is a free pass to Jim's Big Gym, just a mile from the arena!
Lovable Liam: And they have the best facilities, from great weights to give you strong, smooth muscles to showers that are just the right temperature!
Frederic: Oui, oui...and while it is a great gym, I think it is time to let the new world champion, Oden Schreiner, speak. *Oden walked front and center, and stared into the camera*
Oden: It's been years since I had this title. People thought I was washed up. People thought I was no longer as strong as I once was. But last week, I lifted Viking into the air! I choke slammed him to the ground! I defeated him! And I became regained the HAW World Championship! And I will not-
*Oden was cut off as Franco Mancini's music began to play. Out came Franco and The O'Tooles, and they marched down to the ring and got inside with MuscleGang*
Franco: I'm sorry to interrupt this party. But Jesus, you guys have been out here forever. You guys played Musical Chairs and went through six minutes of Rock Lobster before you stopped the song for the first time!
Crash: Don't you dare diss Rock Lobster, Franco!
Franco: I don't care about the song! I care about business matters. I told you guys to stay out of my business, I didn't want trouble from you. But you didn't listen. Oden, see that World Title on your shoulder? That's my business. Mine. So right now, you and I, we have a problem. And it's not going to be settled until I have that back in my possession.
Oden: You are welcome to try to defeat me, but if we fight, I will just destroy you like every other time!
*The O'Tooles both got in front of Franco and stared down Oden Schreiner. He didn't flinch and stared the both of them down. The tension was finally cut when James Calhoun's music played, and he came out with the other three Men of Power members to join the crowded ring*
James Calhoun: Wow! I must say, it is great to be back in HAW. I know it's only been two short weeks, but it felt like an eternity, being away from you wonderful fans and even you, the dedicated wrestlers of this company! Now I've had time to reflect, and I've also had time to think. And I'm not quite sure I like what I'm seeing. Franco Mancini, demanding another title shot? Franco, you never gave me a rematch when I lost mine! Now how do you think this is fair?
Franco: Calhoun, neither of us care about fair. I think we can both admit to that. The difference between you and me though, is that I get things done myself, while you hide and get others to do your dirty work for you.
Calhoun: All I do is use my intelligence. Which you just seem to lack.
*Viking's music hit, and he quickly made his way down to the ring, walking with a purpose. As he entered, he encounter Calhoun and Franco, but pushed them both out of his way until he came forehead to forehead with Oden Schreiner. The two had a stare down, before Viking pushed Oden away. Viking then held out his hand for a handshake. Oden cautiously accepted it. Viking broke the handshake, but forcefully stole the mic from Oden's hand*
Viking: You beat me for that title. It was a fair match. You did it. I can live with that. But you need to live with this. It was a fluke. It was an off night for me. Any other night of the year, I beat you. I retain. You got lucky one night. One time. For three seconds. Know that it will never happen again, and that one day, I will beat you.
*Franco grabbed Viking and pulled him back. Viking wrestled free of Franco's grip, sending Franco to the ground. Franco stayed there, composing himself but as he got up, was now very visibly angry. Franco looked like he was about to punch Viking when Freezer Man's music played, and he came out to the stage*
Freezer Man: Calm down everyone! Calm down! I know it's a bit late, but I have finalized the matches for our final large event of the year! In four weeks, all four HAW Titles will be defended! In the Tag Team Division, the BioFuel Engineers will defend against one of the toughest team's in the business...The Strange Crew! The Women's Championship will be a singles match, with new champion Athena facing the only woman on the roster who didn't get a chance to compete in last week's chamber match, the rookie Kherti Bhaka! Frederic St. Pierre, you should pay close attention! You will defend the HAW National Championship against a man in the ring with you right now...a man who's ready to show the world his new attitude. Frederic St. Pierre vs Fun Fight Machine for the HAW National Championship!
*St. Pierre eyed Fun Fight Machine, who mouthed some words back to him*
Freezer Man: And last but not least, the HAW World Title dilemma. This season of HAW, I tried to avoid rematches. Why bother with them? But I'm thinking of making an exception to this match. Every person who was HAW World Champion this season will be in this match, and it will be a cell match! Oden Schreiner, look around the ring. You will defend against James Calhoun. You will defend against Franco Mancini. You will defend against Viking! And you will also defend against a man who is not here tonight because he is visiting a military hospital...Mitchell Row! *The crowd cheered, and each of the competitors looked around at each other, sizing up the opposition*
Freezer Man: Now I have a wrestling show to put on tonight, not an all out brawl! Hawaii will taken on Bigg Pimpin' Alex, and the main event is Men of Power members Rat and Behemoth taking on MuscleGang members, Crash and Liam! So I urge all wrestlers to calmly leave the ring, and let your battles be decided in the future at the appropriate time!
*Slowly but surely, all the groups filed out of the ring and the show went to commercial*
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*The show came back, and Jessie Parran was arriving backstage with her suitcase, when she stopped in her tracks looking off camera*
Jessie: ...What do you want?
*Walking into frame was Bigg Pimpin' Alex*
Alex: Relax babe, relax. *Alex tried to put his arm around her but she pushed him away* Listen, this has been a pretty up and down season here at HAW. But Freezer Man just made the announcement...you're not getting a title shot. Perhaps more importantly, I'm not getting a title shot. Facts are we've been a bit down on our luck recently. Remember last season? We ran this place when I was World champ! But now...just two lonely souls looking to get by. So why not go back to what works? Why not...join up with me again, for old times sake, baby?
Jessie: I'll tell you why not. Because you mistreated me. You ruined my confidence. You made sure I never amounted to anything. And when I got rid of you, I achieved a dream. And if life didn't get too complicated, I would still be Women's champion.
Alex: That's the thing girl! You just...you just can't be on your own! I'm trying to tell you that! You need a man to guide you through the troubled times.
Jessie: I don't need anyone. I've made friends here. Mitchell Row. Drizzles. And Hawaii. And tonight, I hope Hawaii knocks your teeth out.
Alex: I noticed you forgot to mention...Fun Fight Machine? Not a friend anymore, hmm? *Jessie stayed silent* See, you used him up and lost him. Because that's what you do. You'll use those guys and then throw them to the curb. And then you'll be alone, and remember this moment, when I came to you, ready to forgive you! But you were just too stupid to do it.
*With that, Bigg Pimpin' Alex walked away. Jessie sighed, and continued on her way*
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Bigg Pimpin' Alex took on Hawaii, with Drizzles in his corner. Hawaii defeated Alex with his leg-drop bulldog.
After the match, Hawaii and Drizzles were celebrating in the ring, when from the crowd, the BioFuel Engineers ran into the ring. They crept up behind the Strange Crew, then when they turned around, blasted them both with brass knuckle shots to the head. Sydney Mason picked up Hawaii and hit him with his Knee Drop Brain Buster. Dalton Elkins then grabbed Drizzles and delivered his Suplex Powerslam. The two looked down at their fallen opponents, admiring their worked, then casually left the ring and slipped back into the crowd
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*Kherti Bhakta was backstage, when she saw Athena. She took a deep breath, then walked up to her*
Kherti: Athena.
Athena: Kherti, it's good to see you!
Kherti: ...I assume you heard?
Athena: Wait. Just wait. Before we get to that, I need to tell you something.......Thank you.
Kherti: For...what?
Athena: A few weeks ago when you talked to Crystal and I, you were right. We had to make the most of our opportunity. Naturally their could only be one winner, but I took your words to heart, and...and I won. So thank you for that.
Kherti: Well, you're welcome.
Athena: But uhh....*Athena pointed at her title on her shoulder and smiled* I think I know why you came to talk today.
Kherti: ...Yeah. Look, I just want to start off by saying I respect you so much, you're a wonderful wretler-
Athena: You don't need to say any of this to me. You're a rookie. You haven't been in this business for very long at all. And you think this is your chance to make it big. As the veteran, I get it. I expect you to give every ounce of your fiber in this match.
Kherti: I will.
Athena: And....I also expect you to lose. I've wrestled for years. But untested rookies don't fare well. So take this match as a learning experience, and build on it for next season. *Athena extended her hand for a shake. Kherti looked defeated already. She sighed and shook it* Keep your chin up kid. You may just pull off the upset of the century. *Athena patted Kherti on the shoulder and walked away, Kherti just staring at the ground sadly*
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*Gregory Greystone was backstage, with the four members of the Men of Power*
Gregory: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! I'm being joined by Rat, The Behemoth, Fun Fight Machine, and James Calhoun! I have to start off with Rat and Behemoth. Tonight, you two face Crash MuscleGate and Lovable Liam. You are both the remaining members of your group not involved in a match at the next HAW large event. How do you feel going into tonight's match, knowing this could be your last match of the season?
Rat: I'll speak for the both of us. Tonight's match is about thing. We know the rest of the MuscleGang is watching. We know the Trans-Atlantic Family is watching, we know Viking is watching. That means tonight is about sending a message. You don't underestimate the Men of Power. We are the most dominant force in wrestling, and we will prove that next month.
Gregory: Fun Fight Machine, you have a very important match against Frederic St. Pierre for the National Title. Coming off a loss and a heartbreak, can you mentally handle the pressure of a championship match?
Fun Fight Machine: You bring this all up once more. I feel the emotions again, of pain. Yes, I was sad over Jessie Parran. But, I ran into James Calhoun. Instead of the pain, Calhoun showed me the opportunity. I would not allow myself to be hurt by love and loss. That is the past, the old Fun Fight Machine. I am now here to win championships and to gain wealth. I can do that with the Men of Power, and they believe in me.
James Calhoun: It's all true. I saw the mess this poor soul was in and...well, it was just in my good nature to help him out. Fun Fight Machine has seen the light. The most important thing isn't love. And while I don't know about the fun part, I can guarantee you this man is a true fighting machine. And Gregory, when he wins the HAW National Championship, and I win the HAW World Championship, we will be in control of the company. Large raises and new contracts will come this off season, or else HAW will begin again with no champions.
Gregory: So you would hold the company hostage?
James Calhoun: The company? Of course not. We do not want this company to fail, and we don't want the fans to lose out on wrestling! But these will be our hard earned titles. They'll belong to us, and as champions....we'll just deserve more. But rest easy Gregory. No matter what, we'll put in a good word for you. For now though, we need to prepare for a main event. Come on gentlemen. *James Calhoun led the group away*
Gregory: There you have it folks, the Men of Power. Our main event tag match is next!
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Rat and Behemoth both dominated Crash and Liam in the tag match, successfully sending their message when The Behemoth hit multiple powerbombs on Liam to pin him.
