Wednesday, June 7, 2017



*As HAW came on the air, the MuscleGang theme song was playing, and all four MuscleGang members in the ring, the scene looking like a party had gone in for quite a bit with confetti on the ground, and a broken pinata half hanging above the ring. Crash was currently shotgunning an energy drink, being cheered on by the rest of the gang*

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! The MuscleGang has been celebrating Oden Schreiner's HAW World Championship victory for the past 45 minutes, and it doesn't look like they're about to stop anytime soon!

*As Crash finished the drink, he tossed it into the crowd. St. Pierre grabbed him by the shoulder and pointed him towards the camera. Crash quickly went and grabbed a few microphones for everyone*

Crash: We're on the air now! Ok! Everyone, welcome to the MuscleGang Party! We're going to dedicate this entire show to Oden's win last week! We want to thank all of you for joining us, especially everyone who came here tonight! And we have a gift for you! Look under your seats right now! Get up and look! *Crash waited, and members of the audience started reaching under their seats* That's right, attached to the bottom of your seats....is a free pass to Jim's Big Gym, just a mile from the arena!

Lovable Liam: And they have the best facilities, from great weights to give you strong, smooth muscles to showers that are just the right temperature!

Frederic: Oui, oui...and while it is a great gym, I think it is time to let the new world champion, Oden Schreiner, speak. *Oden walked front and center, and stared into the camera*

Oden: It's been years since I had this title. People thought I was washed up. People thought I was no longer as strong as I once was. But last week, I lifted Viking into the air! I choke slammed him to the ground! I defeated him! And I became regained the HAW World Championship! And I will not- 

*Oden was cut off as Franco Mancini's music began to play. Out came Franco and The O'Tooles, and they marched down to the ring and got inside with MuscleGang*

Franco: I'm sorry to interrupt this party. But Jesus, you guys have been out here forever. You guys played Musical Chairs and went through six minutes of Rock Lobster before you stopped the song for the first time!

Crash: Don't you dare diss Rock Lobster, Franco!

Franco: I don't care about the song! I care about business matters. I told you guys to stay out of my business, I didn't want trouble from you. But you didn't listen. Oden, see that World Title on your shoulder? That's my business. Mine. So right now, you and I, we have a problem. And it's not going to be settled until I have that back in my possession.

Oden: You are welcome to try to defeat me, but if we fight, I will just destroy you like every other time!

*The O'Tooles both got in front of Franco and stared down Oden Schreiner. He didn't flinch and stared the both of them down.  The tension was finally cut when James Calhoun's music played, and he came out with the other three Men of Power members to join the crowded ring*

James Calhoun: Wow! I must say, it is great to be back in HAW. I know it's only been two short weeks, but it felt like an eternity, being away from you wonderful fans and even you, the dedicated wrestlers of this company! Now I've had time to reflect, and I've also had time to think. And I'm not quite sure I like what I'm seeing. Franco Mancini, demanding another title shot? Franco, you never gave me a rematch when I lost mine! Now how do you think this is fair?

Franco: Calhoun, neither of us care about fair. I think we can both admit to that. The difference between you and me though, is that I get things done myself, while you hide and get others to do your dirty work for you.

Calhoun: All I do is use my intelligence. Which you just seem to lack.

*Viking's music hit, and he quickly made his way down to the ring, walking with a purpose. As he entered, he encounter Calhoun and Franco, but pushed them both out of his way until he came forehead to forehead with Oden Schreiner. The two had a stare down, before Viking pushed Oden away. Viking then held out his hand for a handshake. Oden cautiously accepted it. Viking broke the handshake, but forcefully stole the mic from Oden's hand*

Viking: You beat me for that title. It was a fair match. You did it. I can live with that. But you need to live with this. It was a fluke. It was an off night for me. Any other night of the year, I beat you. I retain. You got lucky one night. One time. For three seconds. Know that it will never happen again, and that one day, I will beat you.

*Franco grabbed Viking and pulled him back. Viking wrestled free of Franco's grip, sending Franco to the ground. Franco stayed there, composing himself but as he got up, was now very visibly angry. Franco looked like he was about to punch Viking when Freezer Man's music played, and he came out to the stage*

Freezer Man: Calm down everyone! Calm down! I know it's a bit late, but I have finalized the matches for our final large event of the year! In four weeks, all four HAW Titles will be defended! In the Tag Team Division, the BioFuel Engineers will defend against one of the toughest team's in the business...The Strange Crew! The Women's Championship will be a singles match, with new champion Athena facing the only woman on the roster who didn't get a chance to compete in last week's chamber match, the rookie Kherti Bhaka! Frederic St. Pierre, you should pay close attention! You will defend the HAW National Championship against a man in the ring with you right now...a man who's ready to show the world his new attitude. Frederic St. Pierre vs Fun Fight Machine for the HAW National Championship!

*St. Pierre eyed Fun Fight Machine, who mouthed some words back to him*

Freezer Man: And last but not least, the HAW World Title dilemma. This season of HAW, I tried to avoid rematches. Why bother with them? But I'm thinking of making an exception to this match. Every person who was HAW World Champion this season will be in this match, and it will be a cell match! Oden Schreiner, look around the ring. You will defend against James Calhoun. You will defend against Franco Mancini. You will defend against Viking! And you will also defend against a man who is not here tonight because he is visiting a military hospital...Mitchell Row! *The crowd cheered, and each of the competitors looked around at each other, sizing up the opposition*

Freezer Man: Now I have a wrestling show to put on tonight, not an all out brawl! Hawaii will taken on Bigg Pimpin' Alex, and the main event is Men of Power members Rat and Behemoth taking on MuscleGang members, Crash and Liam! So I urge all wrestlers to calmly leave the ring, and let your battles be decided in the future at the appropriate time! 

*Slowly but surely, all the groups filed out of the ring and the show went to commercial*



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*The show came back, and Jessie Parran was arriving backstage with her suitcase, when she stopped in her tracks looking off camera*

Jessie: ...What do you want?

*Walking into frame was Bigg Pimpin' Alex*

Alex: Relax babe, relax. *Alex tried to put his arm around her but she pushed him away* Listen, this has been a pretty up and down season here at HAW. But Freezer Man just made the announcement...you're not getting a title shot. Perhaps more importantly, I'm not getting a title shot. Facts are we've been a bit down on our luck recently. Remember last season? We ran this place when I was World champ! But now...just two lonely souls looking to get by. So why not go back to what works? Why not...join up with me again, for old times sake, baby?

Jessie: I'll tell you why not. Because you mistreated me. You ruined my confidence. You made sure I never amounted to anything. And when I got rid of you, I achieved a dream. And if life didn't get too complicated, I would still be Women's champion.

Alex: That's the thing girl! You just...you just can't be on your own! I'm trying to tell you that! You need a man to guide you through the troubled times.

Jessie: I don't need anyone. I've made friends here. Mitchell Row. Drizzles. And Hawaii. And tonight, I hope Hawaii knocks your teeth out.

Alex: I noticed you forgot to mention...Fun Fight Machine? Not a friend anymore, hmm?  *Jessie stayed silent*  See, you used him up and lost him. Because that's what you do. You'll use those guys and then throw them to the curb. And then you'll be alone, and remember this moment, when I came to you, ready to forgive you! But you were just too stupid to do it.

*With that, Bigg Pimpin' Alex walked away. Jessie sighed, and continued on her way*


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Bigg Pimpin' Alex took on Hawaii, with Drizzles in his corner. Hawaii defeated Alex with his leg-drop bulldog.


After the match, Hawaii and Drizzles were celebrating in the ring, when from the crowd, the BioFuel Engineers ran into the ring. They crept up behind the Strange Crew, then when they turned around, blasted them both with brass knuckle shots to the head. Sydney Mason picked up Hawaii and hit him with his Knee Drop Brain Buster. Dalton Elkins then grabbed Drizzles and delivered his Suplex Powerslam. The two looked down at their fallen opponents, admiring their worked, then casually left the ring and slipped back into the crowd

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*Kherti Bhakta was backstage, when she saw Athena. She took a deep breath, then walked up to her*

Kherti: Athena.

Athena: Kherti, it's good to see you!

Kherti: ...I assume you heard?

Athena: Wait. Just wait. Before we get to that, I need to tell you something.......Thank you.

Kherti: For...what?

Athena: A few weeks ago when you talked to Crystal and I, you were right. We had to make the most of our opportunity. Naturally their could only be one winner, but I took your words to heart, and...and I won. So thank you for that.

Kherti: Well, you're welcome.

Athena: But uhh....*Athena pointed at her title on her shoulder and smiled* I think I know why you came to talk today.

Kherti: ...Yeah. Look, I just want to start off by saying I respect you so much, you're a wonderful wretler-

Athena: You don't need to say any of this to me. You're a rookie. You haven't been in this business for very long at all. And you think this is your chance to make it big. As the veteran, I get it. I expect you to give every ounce of your fiber in this match.

Kherti: I will.

Athena: And....I also expect you to lose. I've wrestled for years. But untested rookies don't fare well. So take this match as a learning experience, and build on it for next season. *Athena extended her hand for a shake. Kherti looked defeated already. She sighed and shook it* Keep your chin up kid. You may just pull off the upset of the century. *Athena patted Kherti on the shoulder and walked away, Kherti just staring at the ground sadly*

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*Gregory Greystone was backstage, with the four members of the Men of Power*

Gregory: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! I'm being joined by Rat, The Behemoth, Fun Fight Machine, and James Calhoun! I have to start off with Rat and Behemoth. Tonight, you two face Crash MuscleGate and Lovable Liam. You are both the remaining members of your group not involved in a match at the next HAW large event. How do you feel going into tonight's match, knowing this could be your last match of the season?

Rat:  I'll speak for the both of us. Tonight's match is about thing. We know the rest of the MuscleGang is watching. We know the Trans-Atlantic Family is watching, we know Viking is watching. That means tonight is about sending a message. You don't underestimate the Men of Power. We are the most dominant force in wrestling, and we will prove that next month.

Gregory: Fun Fight Machine, you have a very important match against Frederic St. Pierre for the National Title. Coming off a loss and a heartbreak, can you mentally handle the pressure of a championship match?

Fun Fight Machine: You bring this all up once more. I feel the emotions again, of pain. Yes, I was sad over Jessie Parran. But, I ran into James Calhoun. Instead of the pain, Calhoun showed me the opportunity. I would not allow myself to be hurt by love and loss. That is the past, the old Fun Fight Machine. I am now here to win championships and to gain wealth. I can do that with the Men of Power, and they believe in me.

James Calhoun: It's all true. I saw the mess this poor soul was in and...well, it was just in my good nature to help him out. Fun Fight Machine has seen the light. The most important thing isn't love. And while I don't know about the fun part, I can guarantee you this man is a true fighting machine. And Gregory, when he wins the HAW National Championship, and I win the HAW World Championship, we will be in control of the company. Large raises and new contracts will come this off season, or else HAW will begin again with no champions. 

Gregory: So you would hold the company hostage?

James Calhoun: The company? Of course not. We do not want this company to fail, and we don't want the fans to lose out on wrestling! But these will be our hard earned titles. They'll belong to us, and as champions....we'll just deserve more. But rest easy Gregory. No matter what, we'll put in a good word for you. For now though, we need to prepare for a main event. Come on gentlemen. *James Calhoun led the group away*

Gregory: There you have it folks, the Men of Power. Our main event tag match is next!

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Rat and Behemoth both dominated Crash and Liam in the tag match, successfully sending their message when The Behemoth hit multiple powerbombs on Liam to pin him.




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