Friday, November 17, 2023

 Dark Matches: Men’s 20 Person Battle Royale: Asher Sutton, The Convict, Dalton Elkins, Sydney Mason, Drizzles the Clown, Hawaii, El Espectro, Fergus O’Toole, Sean O’Toole, Harvey Allison, Jonah Webb, Little Man, Marty Anderson, Mimic, Peter “Carnage” Horn, The Rainbow Jobber, Rough Hog Reid Harrison, Sentinel, The United States, Travis Samuels. Peter “Carnage” Horn wins by last eliminating Jonah Webb.


Women’s 15 Person Battle Royale :  Adriana Gomez, Crystal Cyclone, Rachel, Hazel Glover, Jenna Ingram, Zoey Chambers, Jessie Parran, Smiling Sally, Lela LaCruse, Phueng Ahunai, Monica Stone, Moonlight, Penny “The Hammer” Downs, Red Widow, Witchmere. Penny “The Hammer” Downs wins by last eliminating Moonlight.




The HAW theme kicked off the show.


Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We are in Seattle, Washington, and it’s HAW End of the Trail, the culmination of a year’s worth of action! I’m Edward Findleton, and tonight I’m being joined on commentary by VCW’s color commentator, the former Eve Moseley, but…


Eve: After my recent marriage, Eve Solace. Edward, it’s an honor to be here with you tonight, filling in for your usual partner, THE Casey Gains, who’s set to have a fierce battle against Pastor James.


Edward Findleton: And I hope Casey shuts him up for good! But in addition, we’ve got The Visitors, Glenny Pax, Cyberhemoth, and The Insomniac Kenneth Cobb vs Douglas Brunswick, Jack Trailor, and Danny Miller. Mayor Briggs defends the National Championship against El Termitas, Etu Nu Iota will try and defeat Summer Fun for the Women’s Tag Team Titles, while in the men’s division, RJ Bu and Niko Green challenge the Navigators!


Eve Solace: Take a breath Edward, I’ll finish it for you, because perhaps the match I’m just so intrigued to see what will happen…The Samurais of Power need to stop the sale of the Bra of Miss Lifeguard, in possession of Club Corruption and Jet Black! I can see the bra hanging above the ring right now, but I also see above the ring, the steel cage that will lock in Sekino The Stunt Pilot and Kherti Bhakta! And if the Women’s World Championship wasn’t enough, we’ve got the Men’s World Championship, Franco Mancini vs Phoenix!


Edward Findleton:  It’s alot happening tonight, but we’re kicking the show off with a three on three match, The MuscleGang vs Mitchell Row, Scarred Badger, and Georgios Stannellis!


The MuscleGang’s music hit first, and out came Crash MuscleGate, Frederic St. Pierre, and Lovable Liam. Their opponents followed next, Mitchell Row, Scarred Badger, and Georgios Stannellis, as Kitty Kayleen accompanied them.


The six man tag was competitive, with all six wrestlers showing strong offense and why they became professional wrestlers. Mitchell Row was also very vocal, loudly supporting Georgios Stanellis and can be heard shouting advice while Stanellis wrestled. 


The match eventually started to go off the rails, with the non-legal wrestlers battling outside the ring. 


Edward Findleton: Watch out Eve, sometimes these guys go through the announce tables!


Eve Solace:  I’ll keep one eye out here Edward, but in the ring it looks like it’s a rematch from last week, Georgios and Crash!


Georgios had Crash on the run, but in desperation, Crash hit the Dropkick. Both men were down, and seeing the downed Stanellis, Scarred Badger got onto the apron, his arm out reaching for a tag. Georgios was crawling over, trying to reach Badger, but at the last moment, Liam grabbed Scarred Badger’s leg and yanked him off the apron. Crash had recovered enough to get over to Stanellis, get onto his back and lock in Physical Tear-apy, a Camel Clutch. Stanellis tried to hold on, but after a few moments tapped out after 11:25.


Edward Findleton: The MuscleGang wins! Georgios Stanellis taps out!


Eve Solace: An impressive display from all the competitors tonight, but the ring veterans manage to stop the rookie.


As the MuscleGang celebrated, Kitty went to check on Georgios, making sure he was ok. Row quickly rushed into the ring as well, checking on the well-being of Georgios. As the MuscleGang exited, so did their opponents, as Row scooped Stanellis up into his arms, carrying him up the ramp, with Kitty by his side and Scarred Badger limping a distance behind.



Edward Findleton: A great match to kick off the show, but the action continues next in the HAW National Championship match!


El Termitas II made his entrance, followed by the champion, Mayor Briggs with Bigg Pimpin’ Alex.


Edward Findleton: Mayor Briggs, finally showing up to an HAW show.


Eve Solace:  And he has Alex with him. It’s confusing to a lot of people, but it makes sense, in Alex’s wrestling career, he was willing to do anything to achieve his goal. Mayor Briggs has the exact same mindset, so El Termitas may need to watch out.


The match began, and El Termitas II seemed to be very cautious, always looking back towards Alex and expecting Briggs to pull some tricks. The match was rather clean, and El Termitas II used his aerial attacks to get the upper hand. Termitas was in complete control, but seemed to still be worried about Bigg Pimpin’ Alex. Termitas decided to do a springboard somersault plancha to Alex outside the ring, Termitas continued to attack Alex, until he was down and out. El Termitas II went back into the ring and over to Briggs, but took one last look at Alex outside the ring. The final distraction allowed Briggs to grab the legs of Termitas and roll him up. Termitas was too surprised and unable to kick out, and Mayor Briggs defended his title in 7:21.


Edward Findleton: Mayor Briggs wins with no trickery involved.


Eve Solace: I think El Termitas II may have gotten into his own head too much. You need to expect something to happen, but Briggs was the opponent he needed the majority of his focus on, not Alex.




As the previous match’s competitors left, the lights in the arena went off. A green light shined on the stage, as a mysterious fog spread across the stage. Seemingly emerging from the ground were two figures wearing gas masks. As they stood up fully, the lights came back on, flashing rainbow colors as the figures took the mask off to reveal Summer Fun.


Edward Findleton: I think this means it’s time for the HAW Women’s Tag Team Championship match, as Daisy Fields and Maple Blossom make their 100% legal entrance here in Seattle!


Eta Nu Iota followed next, with Hannah Rivers leading Natasha York, and Isabella Dawson accompanying. Natasha looked tired, and Isabella Dawson was holding her stomach.


Eve Solace: I talked to these girls in the back before the show, and Hannah explained they are still fasting out of fear of Summer Fun poisoning their food. The last thing they had was lunch at the airport yesterday.


Edward Findleton: Isabella looks like she’s in discomfort but it’s a good thing she’s not wrestling


The match began, and while Summer Fun and Hannah Rivers looked to be in their form, Natasha York was slow and sluggish, missing moves and being on the defensive. Natasha tagged in Hannah, who tried to carry the load for her team, but Summer Fun was proving too much.


As Isabella tried to encourage Hannah, she looked into the crowd and in the front row, a vendor was selling popcorn, giving it to a fan. Isabella couldn’t take it anymore, and stole the popcorn from the fan, and she started to devour the popcorn. Natasha noticed this as well, and jumped down to eat the popcorn.


Hannah finally landed a solid DDT on Daisy Fields, but saw the commotion outside the ring. She rolled out, furious at Isabella and Natasha. Hannah took the popcorn bag and threw it in their faces. Isabella and Natasha were in shock, covered in the popcorn. The two nodded to each other and walked away, leaving Hannah alone.


Edward Findleton: Uh oh, there might be trouble for these sorority sisters!


Hannah was frustrated but got back into the ring, only to get grabbed by Daisy Fields. Daisy grabbed her for a bear hug, and Maple Blossom hit a flying crossbody on Hannah. Daisy covered Hannah Rivers, and got the victory in 6:12.


Eve Solace: Well Edward, it looks like the starving themselves didn’t work out.


Edward Findleton: Not only that, that poor fan is out ten dollars! But honestly, who cares? Now before our next match, Eve, you’ve got some exciting out of company news?


Eve Solace: That’s right! First across the pond in Honor Pro Wrestling, Fun Fight Machine defeated Moto Shoji! And in our developmental company, VCW, Team Sentinel, Billy Taylor and Wesley Wagner, successfully defended their titles against The Lumberjacks, Boom Boom and Thundercrack. In addition, Harvey Allison retained against Jenson West, but Bethany Watts lost the title to Ivy Clarke!


Edward Findleton: Thank you Eve! But I now apologize on behalf of HAW for this next match-


Eve Solace: Oh! The Bra of Miss Lifeguard is being lowered! This has been the match I was most looking forward to!


Edward Findleton: …That this next match isn’t the main event, I was going to say! 


Club Corruption walked out, along with Jet Black. As Jet Black and Ninja set up a ladder in the ring, Night Prince grabbed a microphone.


Night Prince: That’s right! The sale is about to commence! And once that’s done, the whole world will be in trouble, and there’s nobody that can stop us! Hahaha!


On cue, the Samurais of Power music played, and out came Sensei Onaga, Trickshot, and Ozzie Reagan, rushing to the ring. Referee Dennis Thompson joined them, and the bell rang to start a ladder match.


The match was done tornado style, with all men fighting at once. The teamwork of the Samurais of Power seemed to really shine through, as they kept getting close to retrieving the bra. Ozzie Reagan came close to retrieving it, but Ninja stopped him, and applied a pair of handcuffs attaching to Ozzie and himself. Ozzie was able to beat Ninja up, but the dead weight of Ninja prevented him from climbing the ladder.


This opened the door for Jet Black, who climbed the ladder, only to be met by Trickshot at the last moment. The two exchanged punches at the top, and Trickshot grabbed Jet Black’s head.


Edward Findleton: This doesn’t look good for Jet Black…


Eve Solace: Or even Trickshot!


Trickshot lifted Jet Black up, and from the top of the ladder, delivered the Northern Lights Driver to the mat.


Edward Findleton: Jet Black, the man addicted to pain, might have just felt too much! He’s out of it!


Eve Solace: Trickshot is too! He sacrificed himself to eliminate the toughest member of the opposition!


As Ninja started to fight Ozzie again, Onaga and Night Prince met in the ring, trading slams. Night Prince started to get the upper hand against and climbed the ladder. The bra was within reach, but he looked down at Sensei Onaga who was starting to regain his composure. Night Prince decided to go for his finisher, and jumped off for a Diving Meteora. At the last second, Sensei Onaga sidestepped, and Night Prince went knee first into the mat. Onaga wasted no time, climbed the ladder, and grabbed the bra to win the match in 11:34.


Edward Findleton: They did it!


Ninja unhooked himself to go help Night Prince, and Ozzie went to help Onaga and Trickshot. As the Samurais of Power celebrated, Kyle Higgins came out with Mimic, who was covering his body in a towel with a Red Cross on it, and wearing a wig.


Edward Findleton: And here comes Kyle Higgins and…That’s Miss Lifeguard!


Eve Solace: Wow! Her first appearance in 11 years! 


Kyle Higgins shook hands with each of the Samurais of Power. Onaga bowed to Mimic, and handed the bra over. The five all posed for the crowd, happy with their victory.


Edward Findleton: What a match, and thank you Samurais of Power for saving the world. 


Eve Solace: Not to cut you off Edward, but I’m just receiving word from Freezerman himself. HAW has offered one final contract to the Navigators. As of now, the Navigators have not accepted it. If we hear anymore, we’ll let you know!


Edward Findleton: That match is coming up shortly but we’ve got a match up next that I’m personally looking forward to!


THE Casey Gain’s theme started, and he came out in his classic yellow trunks. As he got to ringside, he gave a thumbs up to Edward. Shortly later, Pastor James came out, accompanied by Dixie Boyle.


Edward Findleton: I hope Casey shuts up Pastor James, I really do.


Eve Solace: It’s going to be tough. THE Casey Gains hasn’t wrestled in some time, but does have the advantage over James in experience.


Edward Findleton: Oh no, tell me this isn’t happening…


Dixie Boyle walked over to the commentator booth, grabbed a headset, and sat down.


Dixie Boyle: Hey y’all! 


Edward Findleton: …Hi Dixie. How are you?


Dixie Boyle: I’m really good Edward! I can’t wait to see my dad beat Mr. Gains!


As the match began, Pastor James was very aggressive, interested in inflicting as much damage to Casey as possible.


Dixie Boyle: Look how good he’s doing! I’m just so proud to call him my dad!


Edward Findleton: Did that paternity test ever come back yet?


Dixie Boyle: No, he said it’s still pending.


Edward Findleton: It’s been over a month!


Needing an opening, Casey resorted to an eye gouge, and started using every cheating technique in the book. He eventually got James rolled up, grabbing his pants, but James kicked out at the last moment. Casey then tried a second pin, putting his own feet on the ropes for leverage, but James managed to kick out again.



Edward Findleton: Oh! He almost had him!


Gains started to hit a few of his classic signature moves, until Pastor James reversed one, right into the Cobra Clutch Slam. James quickly covered Casey, and picked up the three count in 8:56.


Dixie squealed in joy and immediately threw her headset off, rushing into the ring to hug James. Pastor James still looked shaken up at almost losing a few times, and directed Dixie to leave with him. In the ring, Casey looked disappointed, and glanced over to Edward. Edward stood up and started clapping, and a small smile came across Casey’s face. He gave Edward a nod, and exited the ring.


Eve Solace: Well Edward, I’m sorry it wasn’t the result you were looking for, but Casey put up a great fight.


Edward Findleton: He did, and I think most of all, it sent a message to Pastor James, he can’t pick on us anymore!


Eve Solace: Well as we get ready for the tag team championship match, the latest word is the Navigators still haven’t signed their contract offer!


The music of RJ Bu started, who came out to the top of the stage. Niko Green’s played next, and they started their way down to the ring.


Ring Announcer Bradley Wallace: The challengers, from Santa Barbara, California and…Seattle, Washington! RJ Bu and Niko Green!


Edward Findleton: Green in his hometown tonight, and he’s got his parents in the front row!


As Green and Bu came came down, they clapped for Green, but as RJ Bu passed them, they gave a thumbs down and started to boo him.


Edward Findleton: This is a really complicated relationship between these partners. They really need to be on top to defeat The Navigators.


The champions made their entrance next, and as they got to the ring, Aiden North and Pete Arrow made it a point to approach Niko Green with hands extended for a shake. Green shook both of their hands and after finishing, RJ Bu extended his out as well, but was ignored.


With the match beginning, Niko Green started, and as time went on, refused to tag in RJ Bu. The fresh Navigators were able to take advantage of this, and slowly wore Green down. Bu held his hand out for a tag, and finally needing a rest, Green tagged in Bu.


RJ Bu ran into the ring, and was immediately felled with a clothesline. Green facepalmed, seemingly regretting having made the tag. Pete Arrow continued attacking Bu, keeping him grounded. Arrow looked over at Green and yelled “We wanted you as the challenge, not him!”


Arrow let off on his attack of RJ Bu, and RJ started to crawl towards Niko Green. Green held his hand out, and as RJ reached for the tag, Green pulled his hand away.


Edward Findleton: And there it is. I think all these months of frustration have built up to that.


RJ struggled to his feet, using the ropes as leverage. He stared at Green, before nodding.


RJ Bu: It’s ok bro. It’s ok, I understand. I deserve what’s about to happen to me.


RJ turned back towards Arrow and charged him, only to be met with a quick powerslam. Pete Arrow continued the assault on Bu, before tagging in North. Arrow hit the Powerbomb, and North hit a Shooting Star Press.


Edward Findleton: And that’s the match!


North went for the cover, but to his surprise, Green broke up the pin at the last second. North stood up in shock, and started to yell at Green. Green responded by grabbing North and hitting the Side Death Valley Driver.


Edward Findleton: Wait a minute! He’s fighting back!


Arrow rushed to the ring and brawled with Green, until Niko Green hit Pete Arrow with a Side Death Valley Driver as well. Green grabbed RJ Bu, and started to help him to his feet, while Aiden North was also coming to. Bu was out of it, but Green pointed him to North and gave instructions. Bu stumbled over, and blocked a punch from North, then delivered a Corkscrew Neckbreaker. RJ Bu covered Aiden North.


Edward Findleton: One, two, three! They did it! Bu and Green are the new tag team champions!


RJ Bu was in disbelief, as referee Tom Hunter handed the titles over. Bu looked at his title, and passed it to Green, pointing at him and clapping for him, indicating he earned them. Niko Green looked at both titles, shook his head, and handed the title back to RJ Bu. Green then grabbed Bu and hugged him.


Edward Findleton: Accomplished singles wrestlers couldn’t beat the Navigators, identical twins couldn’t beat them, a legendary tag team couldn’t beat them, but tonight, the power of two friends has defeated The Navigators, as RJ Bu and Niko Green are the champions!


As they left the ring, Green went to his parents to celebrate, and now his mother hugged RJ and his father shook his hand.


Edward Findleton: What a great moment, and what a great match.


Eve Solace: And Edward, I’m getting word from Freezerman…he has officially revoked the contract offer to the Navigators.


Edward Findleton: Those guys should have signed while they could. Good riddance, those titles are no longer held hostage!


Eve Solace: Switching gears, it’s time for a three vs three match, Visitors vs Trailor, Miller, and Brunswick, and tonight’s match will be elimination rules!


Jack Trailor’s theme started up, and there was the sound of a loud, honking horn. Driving into the side of the stage was a tour bus, driven by Jack Trailor, while Douglas Brunswick rode in the entry stairs. The bus stopped and Brunswick and Trailor exited, followed by Danny Miller. Moments later, multiple tourists departed the bus, with men and women taking pictures of the arena, tipping Danny Miller, and a few getting selfies next to a bus window with a dry bloodied hand print. Brunswick, Trailer, and Miller motioned for the tourists to follow them to the ring, and they happily did so, standing outside in their corner.


The lights in the arena went out, as The Visitors made their entrance. Glenny Pax not only had Cyberhemoth and “The Insomniac” Kenneth Cobb, a blank stare in his eyes, but tens of nameless Visitors behind him.


Edward Findleton: I’m not sure what the scarier army is, but the ringside is crowded with- Oh come on don’t take a picture of me from that angle!


Eve Solace: Oh, sure, I’ll sign an autograph but it’s the last one, I really need to call this match with Edward…


The match began with frequent tags, with nearly every possible combination of wrestlers getting some action. The first elimination happened when Kenneth Cobb locked in the Sleeper Hold on Local Legend Danny Miller, who tried to escape but ultimately passed out. Instead of letting go, Cobb kept the Sleeper in, as referee Tom Hunter told him to let go. One of the tourist had seen enough and went into the ring to try and help Miller, but was tackled by a Visitor.


At this point, all the tourists jumped into the ring, as did the Visitors, and a complete brawl broke out.


Edward Findleton: This is insanity! No one can even move in the ring it’s so crowded! Oh! A Visitor just threw a guy out!


Eve Solace: I missed it, I was watching that lady choke a Visitor with a fanny pack! 


The tourists and Visitors started to clear out, as the tourists grabbed Miller for safety, and took him to the bus, where it was reversed out of the arena, as the Visitors gave chase.


Edward Findleton: It’s down to Brunswick and Trailor vs Glenny, Cyberhemoth, and Cobb, and everyone is now gone from ringside!


Brunswick faced off against Cobb, offering some very solid wrestling, but Brunswick eventually put Cobb away with a Lifting Reverse DDT. Brunswick tagged to Trailor, who faced off against his former friend, Glenny Pax.


Trailer went on a complete offensive assault, and Glenny could hardly respond. Trailer was dominating, when Glenny fell to his knees, and started to plead with Jack Trailor again. Glenny seemed to be trying to appeal to Jack emotionally again, and opened his arms for a hug. Jack took a step back, thinking it over, before shaking his head no. With that, Jack Trailor connected with a Running Double Axe Handle, and pinned Glenny Pax to eliminate him.


The celebration for Trailor was very short lived however, as Cyberhemoth got into the ring and immediately delivered a Powerbomb Shoulderbreaker, pinning Jack Trailor.


Edward Findleton: It’s down to one on one! Brunswick vs Cyberhemoth!


Douglas Brunswick tried to use Cyberhemoth’s large size against him, going for quick, speedy attacks, but a lot of strikes seemed to have minimal effect on Cyberhemoth. The match changed when Cyberhemoth was able to reverse one of Brunswick’s attacks and slam him to the ground. After a few power moves, Cyberhemoth delivered the Powerbomb Shoulderbreaker to Douglas Brunswick, and pinned him.


Edward Findleton: And the Visitors come out on top!


Eve Solace: Cyberhemoth has to be one of the scariest wrestlers around. Nothing seems to phase him, and he has so much power. Brunswick, Trailer, and Miller put up a good fight, but today it just wasn’t enough.


Edward Findleton: Well we’re glad all these tourists and Visitors and Cyberhemoths aren’t sticking around, because our next match is for the HAW World Championship, Phoenix vs Franco Mancini!


Franco Mancini’s music started, and he walked out, emotionless and ready. Phoenix entered next, revealing bruising around his forehead.


Eve Solace: This is the first time we’ve seen Phoenix today, and it looks like he’s still feeling wounds from the attack by Franco Mancini last week.


Edward Findleton: Franco has done everything he could to hurt Phoenix these past few weeks.


Referee Dennis Thompson rang the bell, and the match was underway. Both men were tentative, feeling their opponent out. Phoenix upper the tempo and took control, but Mancini reversed with some shots to the head. Mancini then hit the Pickpocket, a Reverse STO, minutes into the match. He went for the cover, but Phoenix kicked out.


Edward Findleton: That was almost the match right there!


Phoenix tried to muster strength to fight back, but Mancini suddenly hit Whacked Phoenix, a Throat Thrust.  Mancini went for a cover, but Phoenix kicked out again. The effects of the damage was clearly hurting Phoenix, but he managed to fight back and get Franco on the run. Phoenix had a few near falls, and got Franco Mancini in position for the Phoenix Splash. As Phoenix jumped, Mancini put his knees up, and Phoenix collided hard with them.


Mancini was limping and in pain, but managed to grab Phoenix, get him to his feet, and hit the Pickpocket a second time. Franco covered Phoenix, and this time, got the three count.


Edward Findleton: And there it is, Franco Mancini is a five time HAW World Champion!


Eve Solace: It took three of his best moves, and even some sneak attacks from the weaks prior, but Franco has come out on top.


A smile of arrogance broke out on Franco’s face as he grabbed the HAW World Championship and held it high, not caring about the crowd’s reaction or his fallen opponent. A very disappointed Phoenix had recovered enough to roll out of the ring and exit, looking at the new champion in dismay.





Edward Findleton: A historic night here in HAW, but it’s now time for our main event. In moments, that steel cage above the ring will be lowered, and Sekino The Stunt Pilot will defend the Women’s Championship against Kherti Bhakta!


The steel cage slowly began to lower to the ring, locking into place. Sekino The Stunt PIlot then made her entrance, as she got closer to the ring, she inspected the cage, and started laughing, as she pointed towards a hole in the side.


Edward Findleton: Oh God…that’s the same cage that ended Athena’s career…with Sekino sticking Athena’s head in the hole and then knocking the cage free so she went neckfirst to the ground.


Sekino got into the ring and poked her head through the hole, looking up the entrance ramp awaiting her opponent.


New music started to play, and a small wall of water started to fall from the top of the cage, while a projection of a white tiger running was placed on the waterwall. The white tiger turned its head, opened its mouth, and Kherti Bhakta burst through the waterwall, emerging from the mouth in white attire with black tiger stripes.


Eve Solace: In Indian culture, the white tiger symbolizes feminine power, and the ability to face evil without fear. Kherti Bhakta looks more ready than ever.


As Kherti came into the ring with pure determination, Sekino still had a cocky smirk, that only disappeared when referee Brenda Moses rang for the bell.


Both women immediately charged each other, neither caring about the state of their bodies, only fueled by rage and the ability to hurt the other. Eventually, Kherti managed to start wearing Sekino down, blocking more and more of her offense and countering with attacks of her own.


Edward Findleton: Kherti Bhakta is in the zone, I don’t think we’ve ever seen this side of her before!


At that moment, Kherti Bhakta hit the Straight Jacket German Suplex. She went for the cover, but Sekino barely kicked out.


Eve Solace: I thought we had a new champion! Impressive kick out by Sekino!


Sekino had kicked out, but was still on the ground. Kherti started to climb the cage, and made it to the top. She looked down to the outside of the ring, then back into the ring at Sekino.


Edward Findleton: Kherti just climb out of the cage, you can win the championship and achieve your goal!


Eve Solace: I think she’s made her mind up. She’s not climbing to win.


Kherti lined The Stunt Pilot up and dove off with a flying elbow drop, but Sekino rolled out of the way. Sekino had a second wind, and immediately starting an onslaught on the stunned Kherti, pulling hair, going for eyes, and at one point seemingly biting Kherti. Sekino’s smirk had now changed to anger, as she methodically started to pick Kherti apart.


It was now Kherti who was unresponsive. Sekino looked to Kherti and then to the hole in the cage and grinned. She picked Kherti Bhakta up, and took her over to the cage hole, rubbing Kherti’s head up against the grating and cutting it open as it reached the hole, then shoved her head in. Kherti struggled, but Sekino took her arms and pushed them through, cutting her forearms as well, and trapping her.


Sekino was now grinning as Kherti’s blood was now dripping down her arms and face and staining her white attire. Sekino took a few steps back, looking to line Kherti up.


Edward Findleton: No…she can’t do this again, can she?


Eve Solace: Wait! It’s Penny!


Penny “The Hammer” Downs came running down to the ring. Sekino burst out laughing, which gave Kherti enough time to free her head and one arm from the hole, but was too exhausted to remove her right arm. Sekino smirked, not worried at all about the development. Penny stared Sekino down, then reached under the ring apron, and pulled out a sledgehammer. 


Penny held the sledgehammer up to Kherti Bhakta's hanging hand, who grasped it, pulling it into the ring. Sekino’s grin faded, and her eyes went wide in fear for the first time. Kherti stared her down, and charged Sekino, landing blow after blow with the sledgehammer to the Stunt Pilot’s body.


Edward Findleton: Every bit of rage in Kherti's body is coming out now!


Kherti ffinally dropped the hammer, but picked Sekino right up and hit a Straight Jacket German Suplex.


Edward Findleton: She hits it! And…she does a second Straight Jacket German Suplex! And…now a third! And a fourth! Four in a row! Four in a row! Sekino is in serious trouble!


The Stunt Pilot was in the middle of the ring, in tons of pain. She tried to reach for the sledgehammer, but Kherti picked it back up. Sekino then reached her hand up to Kherti Bhakta, as if pleading for help. Kherti wiped the blood from her forehead, raised the sledgehammer up, and with a primal scream, swung it down to Sekino’s ribs. Finally satisfied, Kherti went for the cover.


Edward Findleton: One! Two! Three! The White Tiger defeats The Stunt Pilot!


As the cage rose, Penny came into the ring and gave the title of Kherti. Kherti looked at the title, then at Sekino, and finally to the hole in the rising cage, as she began to cry. Kherti stood up and gave a quick raise of the title, before hugging Penny, her head buried in her shoulder.


Eve Solace: Kherti is the new champion, but tonight, I think it was secondary. Avenging her friend was her goal. 


Edward Findleton: A lot of emotions for Kherti Bhakta, but she has to know Athena is proud of her.


Medical staff helped Sekino to the back, and Kherti watched her go. With Sekino gone, Kherti seemed to regain her composure, climbed the ropes, and held the title up in triumph.


Edward Findleton: What a way to cap off the night, and the end of the HAW Season! We’ll see you back next year, on behalf of Eve and myself, thank you, and we hope you enjoyed End of the Trail!

Friday, November 10, 2023

 Dark Matches: Team Sentinel (Sentinel, Billy Taylor, Wesley Wagner) defeated Jenson West, Connor Andrews and Tyler Ford, Penny “The Hammer” Downs defeated Bethany Watts


HAW Kicked off, with a lot of the women’s roster already in the ring.


Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We’re in Portland, Oregon, and we’ve got an interesting set up in the ring! The Stable, The Strange Crew, Exotic Delights, and Solo Girls are all in the ring, as if Kherti Bhakta, awaiting Sekino The Stunt Pilot!


Sekino’s music played and the Women’s Champion came out. The roster stood between Kherti and Sekino, preventing a fight from breaking out as each had a microphone.


Kherti Bhakta: Sekino, I’m making this simple for you to hear. I’m challenging you for the HAW Women’s Championship. You don’t have a choice really, I will fight you until you give me that match. I will attack you, I will ambush you, I will make your life hell, until I get this match against you. Because this isn’t even about the title. This is about revenge. And seeing you stripped of the thing you covet most, maybe I can finally get some peace. Maybe I can bring peace to people like Penny “The Hammer” Downs, a woman you’ve bullied all year. And maybe I can bring peace to Athena, knowing that your days as top dog are over.


Sekino rolled her eyes and gave an exaggerated yawn.


Sekino: You want to challenge me? You’re so boring! I beat you how many times?! But ok, if you want boring, we can do boring. Another match, Sekino vs Kherti. Another title defense for Sekino. Oh! And I almost forgot! To keep this as boring as possible….another cage match! 


Sekino started to chuckle, and left the ring, not interested in trying to fight Kherti tonight. 


Edward Findleton: Well folks, it’s official, at End of the Trail, it’s Sekino defending against Kherti in another steel cage match!


RJ Bu’s music hit at that point, and he made his way down to the ring, with Niko Green in tow. RJ passed the rest of the women’s roster departing up the ramp, winking and making “call me” hand signals.


Edward Findleton: RJ Bu is in some singles action tonight, but Casey, this season of HAW is winding down just in time for the Thanksgiving holidays!


THE Casey Gains: …


Edward Findleton: I said, just in time for the Thanksgiving holidays! 


THE Casey Gains: Don’t make me say this…ok, fine! Ahem, yes Edward, and that reminds me, what kind of key doesn’t open a door?


Edward Findleton: I don’t know, tell me Casey!


THE Casey Gains: …..A Tur-key.


Edward Findleton: What a great joke, which leads us to RJ’s opponent tonight, Phil Grump!


Making his entrance was Mimic, dressed as a pilgrim.


THE Casey Gains: The only thing good that may come out of this match is me stealing Phil Grump’s hat and selling it in 10 years.


The match began, with RJ Bu taking Phil Grump seriously, trying to outwrestle him. Niko Green seemed to reluctantly offer support, clapping his hands a few times but avoiding eye contact with RJ.


Edward Findleton: In all seriousness, RJ should really be putting Phil Grump away quickly.


THE Casey Gains: Niko Green has shown time and time again, he’s good in the ring but RJ…well, he’s inconsistent. It’s there, but he doesn’t always put it all together.


Finally after 5:12, RJ Bu hit a Corkscrew Neckbreaker and pinned Phil Grump. As RJ celebrated with a non enthusiastic Niko, The Navigators appeared on the jumbotron.


Aiden North: Congratulations on the win RJ, very impressive victory.


Pete Arrow: Such courage and determination taking on a valiant opponent tonight.


Aiden North: Niko, good luck next week. You’re REALLY going to need it.


Pete Arrow: We apologize in advance. It’s not fair having a minor league partner.


RJ looked annoyed and complained to Niko, but Niko Green remained emotionless, not doing anything to calm RJ Bu down as the pair exited.



Edward Findleton: Big tag match next week, and the Navigators are claiming they are done with HAW after End of the Trail.


THE Casey Gains: A lot is on the line in the match, titles, careers, contracts, and maybe even friendships.



On the jumbotron, Mayor Briggs appeared, again showing up at Abbey’s Alehouse in England.


Mayor Briggs: Ay’ Mates! Checking in from across the pond again, but I just had to make another vid for El Termitas II! You see Termitas, last week, you probably thought you were clever. The shoelace technique! A classic, and trickery 101!


At that point, El Termitas II started walking down to the ring as Briggs spoke in the video.


Mayor Briggs: See lad, if you want a more advanced course, I’ll teach it next week. I’ll be the professor, you be the student, but I’m warning you, you’re gonna fail!


In the ring, El Termitas II had a microphone in one hand and a remote control in his other. He put his hand on the power button of the remote, and pointed it at the jumbotron.


Mayor Briggs: Ya see, this match we-


The video of Briggs shut off, and Termitas held up the remote control in victory.


El Termitas II: If I knew that would have worked, I would have done that weeks ago!


The crowd cheered, approving of El Termitas’s actions.


El Termitas II: The truth is, all I’ve wanted is just a shot at the HAW National Championship, a one on one match with the best wrestler winning. Look, Briggs ain’t a walk in the park. But I am prepared. Mayor Briggs, I am prepared for whatever tricks you have up your sleeve!


Termitas posed with the remote once more, unaware that Bigg Pimpin’ Alex had slid out from under the ring. Alex came in, and as El Termitas II turned around, attempted a clothesline, but  Termitas ducked. Termitas grabbed Alex and hit a Standing Shiraunai, then locking in an Ankle Lock. Alex started tapping in the ring and Termitas let go.


El Termitas II: Tell Briggs, that's his warning!


Alex hobbled away, upset at the failed sneak attack.


Edward Findleton: And we have it on good authority, Mayor Briggs MUST be in Seattle next week for End of the Trail!


THE Casey Gains: Closing time in England tonight, and a national championship match next week!




The scene faded in showing the Samurais of Power at the office of the Daddy, Kyle Higgins, as his stacks of papers were pushing through the ceiling tile, and completely covering the floor of the office.


Kyle Higgins: Sensei, I’m so glad to see you back in one piece.


Sensei Onaga: It’s good to be back, Daddy!


Trickshot: Unfortunately, we didn’t have a chance to retrieve the bra…


Ozzie Reagan: Or even stop Club Corruption.


Kyle Higgins: Samurais of Power, you’ve done great so far. But time is running out. We can’t let Club Corruption go through with the sale! The consequences of that could be potentially deadly!


Sensei Onaga: Samurais, Daddy, I’m happy to tell you I was able to put one of my teachings to use on board that zeppelin. No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen. And I overheard a lot of their plans. I know the location of the sale.


Trickshot: Where?!


Sensei Onaga: Seattle, Washington, next week. The Bra of Miss Lifeguard will be hanging above the ring at End of the Trail.


Ozzie Reagan: This is our chance…if we can get there, maybe by climbing a ladder, before Club Corruption does…


Sensei Onaga: We stop the sale, we prevent Club Corruption’s plan from culminating. Samurais, are you ready?


Trickshot and Ozzie nodded. They formed a circle, put their hands in the center and yelled “Samurais of Power!” as the scene stopped at a freeze frame.






Backstage, Eta Nu Iota was sitting at catering, looking miserable. A staff member came by, holding a tray of biscuits.


Staff: May I interest any of you in a biscuit?


Isabella Dawson started to reach for one, but Hannah Rivers slapped her hand away.


Isabella Dawson: I’m just so hungry!


Hannah Rivers: No! We can’t eat, especially here!


Natasha York: Are you sure that….Summer Fun is trying to poison us?


Hannah Rivers: Yes! First the gummies, then the brownies and now…who knows what they have here. We are only buying grocery store food this week that we’re prepping, and next friday, we aren’t going to eat a single thing.


Isabella Dawson: Can we atleast bring leftovers?


Hannah Rivers: No, we can’t. Isabella, stay focused. I need you of all people to watch out for Natasha and myself. We’re the ones wrestling, make sure we’re safe!


Isabella Dawson: …Fine.



The scene switched to Gregory Greystone in the locker room with Jack Trailor, Danny Miller, and Douglas Brunswick.


Gregory Greystone: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I’m happy to announce we have an official match next week, as these three men next to me will take on The Visitors, Glenny Pax, Cyberhemoth, and The Insomniac Kenneth Cobb! Jack, how are you holding up after last week?


Jack Trailor: Hurt. My feelings hurt. I miss my friend. But I think he’s gone. I need to get over that. I think next week will help.


Gregory Greystone: And the big question of course is for Douglas….why help these two?


Douglas Brunswick: Look, I’m going to admit it. Last year, I tried to manipulate Jack Trailor. And I’ve apologized privately, and I’ll say it again publicly. Jack, I’m sorry for how I behaved in the past. You’re a good guy, and didn’t deserve that type of treatment. 


Jack Trailor: It’s ok.


Douglas Brunswick: Thank you. And while I wanted to come out and help, I also wanted to put a stop to these Visitors. Glenny Pax has been a nuisance for too long. I’m sick of him, and quite frankly, he needs to be stopped. So I’m happy to align with Jack Trailor and Danny Miller to stop him.


Danny Miller: Local Legend Danny Miller!


Douglas Brunswick: ….Ok, I grew up here, but sure, Portland’s own Local Legend, Danny Miller! And next week, Seattle’s own, Local Legend Danny Miller!


Danny Miller: Well, not Seattle…I don’t have good memories of that place. A man tried to murder me in my tour bus there.


Gregory Greystone: On that note let’s throw it back to ringside!




In the arena, Pastor James’ theme hit, and he came out with Dixie Boyle in a crop top referee shirt. James was wearing a headset with a microphone, and carrying a wrestle buddy doll modeled after Edward FRindleton


Edward Findleton: What on earth is this? Can we go back to Gregory?


THE Casey Gains: Or even the Samurais of Power. I’ll never complain about the ridiculousness of it again, I promise. Anything to stop whatever James is going to try to do tonight.


As James got to the ring, he placed “Edward” in the corner.


Pastor James: Good evening, brothers and sisters….and welcome to HAW! I’m Pastor James, and we got a rowdy match tonight, it’s Pastor James vs Edward Findleton! Ring the bell! Ding ding ding!


James grabbed the Edward doll, and started a match he called himself, while Dixie officiated.


Pastor James: James is dominating this match! Another…Leg drop! And now…a powerbomb! Edward can’t get to his feet, Pastor James is just too much. What a great wrestler and a great pastor he is! Wait, what’s this? It looks like he’s going for the “Throw the opponent 30 feet in the air” maneuver!


James launched the doll up as high as he could, then punched it on the way down.


Pastor James: What more damage could be done to Edward Findleton? How about..Cobra Clutch Slam! There we go, Dixie Boyle gets in position to cover! One, Two, Three, and Pastor James pulls off the victory of the century!


Dixie raised James hand, and he then turned his attention to the commentary tables.


Pastor James: Now…Edward Findleton. What you just saw was a demonstration. I’ve ended Viking’s career…and I think maybe it’s time I end your career. I challenge you, former world champion to former world champion, next week at End of the Trail! Or…your other option, is you can come in this ring right now, apologize, beg for mercy, and resign from HAW as you try and save some face. What will it be?


Casey Gains grabbed a microphone and stood up from the announce table.


THE Casey Gains: I think I’ve had enough of you. Edward isn’t quitting HAW, and Edward isn’t facing you at End of the Trail. But if you’ve got the guts, then maybe you can have a match with me. Because honestly, I hate you more than he does! But you’re not trying to pick a fight with me, because you want this to be easy. Well I’m sorry to say, but the last easy thing you’ll ever have is Dixie Boyle’s mom!


Dixie’s mouth dropped open in shock, while James looked absolutely enraged.


Pastor James: You….you’ve gone too far! Gains, next week, you’re dead!


James ripped his headset off and threw it to the ground, storming to the back with Dixie following.


Edward Findleton: …Thank you.


THE Casey Gains: Please don’t get sappy, Edward. If he sent you into a coma next week I don’t think I’d be able to last all of next season with him by my side. Let’s throw this backstage to Phoenix and get this show back on track, ok?





Phoenix was backstage, posing for some pictures with fans for an autograph signing. Out of nowhere, Franco Mancini jumped him. A brawl broke out and Franco had Phoenix down on the ground. In desperation, Phoenix grabbed a nearby stapler and pushed it into the knee of Franco Mancini, who screamed in pain, clutching his leg. Phoenix grabbed a garbage cart and pushed it at Franco, who dodged, and charged Phoenix. Franco hit a quick pickpocket onto the arena floor, knocking him out. Mancini stood up, still hunched over clutching his knee. He grabbed a pen and limped to a fan and signed his shirt.


Franco Mancini: A little gift from the future HAW World Champion. When he wakes up, tell him to enjoy his last week as champ.


With that, Franco Mancini limped away.




At ringside, the MuscleGang’s music played, and Crash came out with Liam and St. Pierre.


Edward Findleton: It’s time for our main event, the debut of Georgios Stanellis, as he takes on Crash MuscleGate!


Georgios Stanellis’ music hit and he came out with Mitchell Row, Scarred Badger, and Kitty Kayleen.


As the match began, Stanellis looked solid, hanging with the former World Champion. Both men had gotten in solid offense after about five minutes before a natural break occurred, and Crash nodded in respect. He extended his hand for a shake, and Stanellis accepted. Seeing this, Mitchell got up on the apron and motioned Georgios to come over. Row seemed to be giving him advice.


Seeing this, Crash was annoyed and came over, exchanging words with Row. This angered Georgios, who pushed Crash away, and the wrestling began again, with more intensity now. As Crash started to gain an upper hand, Row, Badger, and Kitty all jumped on the apron. Referee Dennis Thompson ignored them, focusing on the action and not the distraction, but St. Pierre and Liam thought otherwise. The two started to approach Row and Badger, who retreated into the ring, and St. Pierre and Liam followed. The non-participants started to exchange blows.


Edward Findleton: This main event has gone off the rails!


Scarred Badger whipped Liam into the ropes and went for the Big Boot, but Dennis Thompson accidentally stepped foot in the path, and Badger hit Thompson, knocking him out. The brawl between Liam, St. Pierre, Row, and Badger moved to outside the ring, as Crash and Stanellis continued to wrestle. Crash seemed to have Georgios on the run, but Kitty crept into the ring and low blowed Crash. As Crash fell to the ground, Stanellis locked in a Boston Crab. Dennis Thompson started to come to, just as Crash tapped out.


Georgios released the hold, and Kitty rushed into the ring to hug him.


Edward Findleton: Georgios Stanellis makes a former HAW World Champion tap out in his debut match!


THE Casey Gains: That’s the headline right there. Forget the interference, forget everything else. Georgios Stanellis starts his career off with a huge victory!


As Stanellis continued to hug Kitty, Row and Badger returned to the ring, and separated Kitty and Georgios. Georgios looked worried for a few moments, until Mitchell Row smiled and gave him an even bigger hug, as Scarred Badger seemed to roll his eyes and shake his head.


Edward Findleton: Folks, we’re out of time, but be sure to join us next week for HAW’s final show of the season, HAW End of the Trail! Goodnight!