Dark Matches: Peter “Carnage” Horn defeated Lenin May, The Strange Crew (Jessie Parran, Smiling Sally) defeated Ivy Clarke, Alicia McCarthy
The HAW theme began to kick the show off.
Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We’ve got a great show tonight in Los Angeles, California, starting off with a match with the HAW World Champion!
Phoenix came out to a loud ovation, and his opponent, Rough Hog Reid Harrison followed.
Edward Findleton: Phoenix should do well in this match. Douglas Brunswick recently beat Harrison, Franco Mancini beat Brunswick, and if Harrison beats Phoenix tonight then that means….well, I guess some props for Harrison?
As the match started, Phoenix got some quick offense in, but within seconds, Franco Mancini ran down. He slid into the ring and immediately hit Phoenix with the Pickpocket, causing Tom Hunter to call for a DQ.
As Franco stood over Phoenix, Rough Hog Reid Harrison went up to Franco, upset at the interference and shoved Franco.
THE Casey Gains: That may not have been wise.
Franco stared at Harrison with a look of bewilderment for a moment, before hitting a Pickpocket on him as well. Franco got down on the ground close to Phoenix, and the camera got close enough to pick up his words.
Franco Mancini: You’re weak Phoenix, and you’re going to be even weaker at End of the Trail. I won’t let you be 100%.
Franco slid out of the ring, leaving Phoenix behind to recover.
Backstage, Summer Fun were walking with a tray of brownies, until they found Eta Nu Iota.
Maple Blossom: Hi girls!
Hannah Rivers: Ugh, what are you two doing? Can’t you just stay away from us until End of the Trail?
Daisy Fields: We can, but we wanted to be good sports. We made brownies for you!
Isabella Dawson: Brownies? Seriously? You expect us to believe that?
Maple Blossom: They’re…literally…right in front of you. See? These things here?
Natasha York: We’re not falling for any of that again! No gummies, no brownies! Only titles!
At that point, Hannah took two brownies and smushed them in the face of Daisy and Maple. Natasha and Isabella laughed, and Eta Nu Iota walked away, leaving Summer Fun disappointed.
Back at ringside, a young woman wrestler was standing in the ring, warming up. The music of Pastor James began, and he came down to ringside with Dixie Boyle. Dixie got into the ring while James went to the commentary table, and took a headset and seat.
Pastor James: Good evening, gentlemen.
THE Casey Gains: What are you doing out here?
Pastor James: Is that a way to talk to a guest? Were you not taught manners?
Edward Findleton: Casey, don’t provoke him.
Pastor James: Thank you Mr. Findleton, about time you said something wise. But I’ll answer his question. I’m out here to watch Dixie Boyle make her HAW debut against this no name girl in there!
Edward Findleton: Our card says she goes by Lauren Wood and is from California, but with this match underway, Dixie Boyle is attacking Wood right out of the gate. An impressive snapmare there, by Boyle!
Pastor James: Mr. Findleton, are you afraid?
Edward Findleton: I’m just trying to call this match with your daughter.
Pastor James: Pending the paternity test.
THE Casey Gains: Those don’t take weeks.
Pastor James: And Mr. Gains, once again, you are not part of this conversation, and it’s rude of you butting in.
Edward Findleton: Dixie Boyle now has Wood against the ropes, and a vicious blow to the head!
Pastor James: Mr. Findleton…Edward, may I call you that? Edward, you don’t need to be afraid of me. I’m not going to hurt you.
Edward Findleton: …You’re not?
Pastor James: No! How could I? I mean, you’re the first ever HAW World Champion, that’s impressive!
Edward Findleton: I sorta lucked into that.
Pastor James: Ohhh, I get it, I get it! Some self-deprecating humor? Like…like one of them insult comics? You think it’s funny to insult people. It’s ok to use your words to hurt others, as long as you can joke about yourself, right? Is that why you’ve been lying to the viewers of HAW, week in and week out about me?
Edward Findleton: I’ve just been trying to call the show.
Pastor James: Really? You try to deceive me, right to my face? Edward, I think you need to reevaluate your skills because you’re not doing a good job. If, hypothetically, you were to receive a debilitating injury that kept you off the air, I bet I can replace you. Let me give a trial run.
THE Casey Gains: Please don’t.
Pastor James: Dixie Boyle, what a kick! She’s attacking with the strength of a mighty army! Laura Pine looks like she’s out of it! Dixie covers for the three count…and there it is! Dixie Boyle wins her HAW debut match!
THE Casey Gains: You were SO great James.
Pastor James: Thank you Casey, finally some respect. I’d love to stay and chat a bit longer but I need to go and congratulate my alleged daughter!
James left to go to the ring and raise the hand of Dixie Boyle, before departing to the back.
Edward Findleton: I don’t thank God for a lot of things, but thank God he’s gone.
THE Casey Gains: He’s actually worse to talk to in person than when he cuts a promo in the ring, it’s scary.
Edward Findleton: Well the good news is, no guest commentator, as we’ve got back to back Woman’s matches! Up next, Kherti Bhakta takes on Zoey Chambers of The Stable!
Zoey Chambers made her entrance, flanked by Jenna Ingram and Hazel Glover and waited in the ring. Kherti Bhakta’s music hit, and started walking down the ramp. However, halfway down, Sekino the Stunt Pilot came running from behind and attacked Kherti. Sekino got a few good shots in, but Kherti recovered and managed to send Sekino over the barricade and into the fans. The two continued brawling until they made their way to the back, and officials broke the two up again.
As the staff tried to separate Kherti and Sekino and calm emotions, The Navigators walked by and seemed to be amused, but continued on until they found Niko Green, simply sitting along on a chair.
Aiden North: There he is! Niko Green! One of our challengers!
Niko Green: What do you two want?
Pete Arrow: We want to wish you good luck at End of the Trail. It’s going to be a hard fought match, but we intend to leave HAW as Tag Team Champions.
Niko Green: I don’t really care what you two do, to be honest. Hell,I still think I’m going to leave too, champion or not.
Aiden North: Hey! That’s not the attitude you need to have. You are a really good wrestler. We’ve watched you go toe to toe with some of the best this company has to offer, which granted, is slim pickings.
Pete Arrow: Aiden’s right. We don’t want to see you give up on professional wrestling, seeing that talent go to waste. Niko, you have all the potential in the world to be a star. Specifically…a single’s star.
Aiden North: Now don’t get us wrong, we want you to give us your best shot! But…that party boy you hang out with? He’s dragging you down. He just..sucks. So if you want some advice…get rid of him the first chance you get. Because it seems you’re giving him a second chance, and he doesn’t deserve it.
The Navigators gave Niko Green a pat on the back before walking off, leaving Green alone to think.
Back at ringside, Mitchell Row was in the ring with Kitty Kayleen and Scarred Badger.
Mitchell Row: Ladies and gentlemen…I am pleased to announce one of my partners for End of the Trail…give a warm welcome to Georgios Stanellis!
Georgios Stanellis came out to a lukewarm reception from the crowd. As he entered the ring, Kitty gave Georgios a big hug. Mitchell smiled and wrapped his arms around Kitty and Georgios to form a group hug. Mitchell motioned for Scarred Badger to come over, who rolled his eyes and reluctantly joined in the group hug until it broke off.
Mitchell Row: Georgios, why don’t you tell the audience about yourself?
Georgios Stanellis: Hey, thanks everybody. My name is Georgios Stanellis. I’ve been wrestling in VCW recently, and this summer, I was offered a job at the Row Mansion. It’s been a great time. I’ve wanted to better my craft, and there’s some great talent and champions in this ring. So I want to extend my thanks. Mitchell, for giving me this opportunity, and to Kitty, for taking her time out of the day to teach me some veteran ring moves!
Kitty winked at Stanellis, while Mitchell smiled proudly, until Scarred Badger spoke up.
Scarred Badger: Firstly, kid, I’ve been wrestling longer than both of these two, so if you need veteran advice, you come to me. And second, boss, with all due respect, you should have run this by me first. You’re not trying to replace me on the totem pole, are you?
Mitchell Row: Badger, relax! You’re irreplaceable! You’re always going to be on the bottom of the totem pole, I can’t put anyone below you! And if Georgios is good enough for my wife, he’s good enough for me!
At that point, the MuscleGang’s music hit, and out came Crash, Frederic, and Liam. The three walked into the ring, a folded up piece of paper in St. Pierre’s hands.
Crash MuscleGate: Ok! We don’t want to fight tonight, no attacks, none of that! Can we all agree on that? Ok, cool. We just came out for one thing.
Mitchell Row: This better be good.
Frederic St. Pierre: I can assure you, it’s not.
Lovable Liam: Just…come over here, away from them. Mitchell, we have a letter we wrote.
Crash MuscleGate: It’s more so a note. It’s…seven words. But they can’t read it.
Lovable Liam: And we won’t jump you. We pinkie swear.
Row cautiously left his group, and went over to the MuscleGang. St. Pierre unfolded the note and handed it to Mitchell Row. Row looked confused at first, then he glared at the MuscleGang.
Mitchell Row: How dare you suggest that about my wife?!
Crash MuscleGate: We’re out, have a good night!
The MuscleGang quickly exited the ring, as Row ripped the paper up, furious.
The scene faded in to show Sensei Onaga, tied up to a chair inside a zeppelin. Night Prince, Ninja, and Jet Black were talking to each other, until Night Prince walked up to Onaga’s face.
Night Prince: Sensei Onaga…how foolish of you. Still remaining silent, after all this time. Why not make things easy on yourself, and reveal the location of your other Samurais of Power?
Sensei Onaga: You’ll just use that information to eliminate them, giving you an easier time selling the Bra of Miss Lifeguard!
Night Prince: Of course that’s my plan! And we’ll get that information out of you, one way or another. So do you want the easy way, where you tell us their location willingly, or…the hard way?
Sensei looked around the zeppelin and out the windows, and sighed.
Sensei Onaga: I’m left with no choice. I’ll go the easy way.
Night Prince: Hahaha! So weak, but so predictable! So tell me, Sensei, where are Trickshot and Ozzie?
Sensei Onaga: The answer...is with jet.
Night Prince: Jet Black?
Sensei Onaga: No. Jet packs!
A window in the zeppelin shattered, and Ozzie Reagan and Trickshot burst through wearing their jet packs. Jet Black and Ninja ran towards the Samurais, but were met with a few hiptosses and slams. Night Prince rushed to a small box.
Night Prince: You won’t get it!
Trickshot: That’s not our goal today. When we get that bra, all three of us are going to do it!
Ozzie Reagan: Today, we’re getting our Sensei back!
The Samurais hooked a harness to Sensei Onaga’s chair, then jumped back out the zeppelin window to their plane.
Night Prince: Samurais of Power! If you dare show your faces to me again, it will be the last time ever! EVER!
Edward Findleton: That’s some exciting action right there!
THE Casey Gains: HAW better not be planning to book a second planes, trains, and automobiles. Please Freezerman, I beg of you.
Jack Trailor and Danny Miller started to make their way down to the ring, each taking microphones.
Danny Miller: Can I hear some noise from all my Los Angelesers?! Yeah! It’s great to be back home! But I’m out here mainly for my friend, Jack Trailor!
Jack Trailor: I want to talk to my friend Glenny Pax. Glenny, we did a lot together. We rode. We ate. We stayed in rooms. We talked. You were a really good friend. I’m not sure what happened to you, or the Cyberhemoth, or Kenneth Cobb, but I wish you would come back.
The lights in the arena went off for a few moments, and when they came on, Glenny, Cyberhemoth, and Kenneth Cobb stood in the ring, surrounding Trailor and Miller. Glenny took a step towards Jack Trailor, his arms out for a hug. Jack smiled and opened his arm up, and the two hugged in the ring. As they were letting go, Glenny moved his arms up to Jack’s neck, and quickly hit a Standing Tornado DDT. Without hesitation, Cyberhemoth and Cobb started attacking Danny Miller.
Edward Findleton: Not the best move by Jack Trailor and Danny Miller tonight, they’re going to be hurting after this.
The beatdown continued, with all three stomping on Jack and Danny, until Douglas Brunswick’s music started up.
Edward Findleton: What?!
Brunswick rushed down to the ring, sliding in and attacking Cobb, and throwing him out of the ring. Brunswick then attacked Cyberhemoth, hitting him with punch after punch. Cyberhemoth started to wobble, but before Brunswick could hit a final blow, Glenny Pax elbowed Brunswick. Pax grabbed Brunswick and went for the Standing Tornado DDT. Pax jumped and turned his body, but before hitting it, Jack Trailor caught Glenny Pax in midair and hit a sidewalk slam. Brunswick, Trailor, and Miller then focused their efforts on Cyberhemoth, knocking him down and out of the ring.
Edward Findleton: I’m never thought this type of alliance would take place, but the crowd is on their feet for The Visitors being knocked down a peg!
As The Visitors retreated, Brunswick checked on Trailor and Miller. The two seemed to look at him with a bit of distrust.
THE Casey Gains: Brunswick has history with Trailor and Miller, but they can’t deny that right now, he’s a better friend than Glenny!
Trailor and Miller reluctantly left the ring of Douglas Brunswick, accompanying them to the safety of the back.
Edward Findleton: Well folks, we’re moving on to our main event, it’s Mayor Briggs defending against El Termitas II!
El Termitas II made his way out, warming up in the ring and looking at the entrance way, awaiting Briggs. However, instead of walking out, Briggs appeared on the jumbotron, at Abbeys Alehouse in England again.
Mayor Briggs: Eh mate! I hope this video finds you well, but look, I was feelin’ a bit under the weather, so I am using a sick day.
In the ring, El Termitas II threw his hands up in disbelief.
Mayor Briggs: Now I know you were probably expecting a match tonight, so I ain’t going to disappoint you. I called a few chaps, and got someone to cover my shift! Cheers!
At that point, El Espectro and The United States made their way down to the ring, accompanied by Bigg Pimpin’ Alex.
Edward Findleton: And the same hired goons Briggs always gets are out here again, and it looks like this might be…a handicap match?
El Termitas II looked a bit apprehensive, but was ready for the challenge, and referee Dennis Thompson started the match.
El Termitas II shot out with a run and gun offense, but frequent tags between The United States and El Espectro prevented him from getting a lot of offense. As Termitas battled the United States, he leapfrogged over the United States and out of the ring, up to the top of the ramp.
THE Casey Gains: I think Termitas might have had enough, he’s quitting!
Bigg Pimpin’ Alex ordered The United States to go after Termitas, and he followed El Termitas II up to the top of the stage. The two brawled, and Termitas hit a solid kick to the head, knocking the United States loopy. Termitas then took the strings on The United State’s boots, and tied them together in a knot, before dashing back down to the ring.
Edward Findleton: Wait! Termitas is coming back! And we’re at a seven count!
The United States tried to chase after him, but tripped and fell down. El Espectro ran up to the top of the ramp to try and help, picking the United States up and carrying him to the ring, but Dennis Thompson counted to ten, and El Termitas II won via countout.
Edward Findleton: And El Termitas II overcomes the odds!
Termitas started to celebrate in the ring, proud of his victory, while outside, Alex barked orders to El Espectro and The United States. The United States took his shoes off, and the two wrestlers went back into the ring, attacking El Termitas II and beating him down. Bigg Pimpin’ Alex grabbed a microphone and walked in, standing over El Termitas II.
Bigg Pimpin’ Alex: The world wants to know why I left King Donovan for Mayor Briggs? Because Donovan sucks! That’s why! And Mayor Briggs, this guy is the brightest mind in the business. He was missing one thing, and that’s someone to teach him to show no mercy. Mayor, this is for you.
Alex picked up El Termitas II, and delivered a piledriver in the center of the ring. Alex left the ring as The United States and El Espectro followed, leaving El Termitas II unconscious in the ring as the show went off the air.
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