*After the match, Bigg Pimpin Alex took a mic*
Alex: My name is Bigg Pimpin Alex. This here is my girl, Jessie. We know our way around the streets. We know our away around the locker room. And we know our way around the ring! And neither of us are going to be happy...until we get our gold! *Alex threw the mic down, then walked to the back with Jessie*
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*Backstage, Rat was on the phone*
Rat: I don't know what it meant, I've been trying to figure that out all week! *Mikey Z walked by*...I'll call you back in a bit. I may have found my answer. *Rat hung up and rushed over to Mikey Z* Hey! What's the big idea here?
Mikey Z: Oh, you heard? Humongous match tonight! Rat, Oden Schreiner, and El Termitas versus the Muscle Gang, in a tornado tag match! How about that for a main event?
Rat: I don't care about the main event. The message last week. You run this show, and you had to approve the "I hope you didn't forget" message going onto the big screen! What's the meaning of that?!
Mikey Z: Ah yes, that. Well...it turns out, you have an enemy, so I signed him to a contract. Next PPV, Rat vs a mystery man, in a loser leaves HAW steel cage match!
Rat: You're putting me in a match that could cost me my career, against a person I can't even prepare against?!
Mikey Z: Fair is fair. *Mikey Z walked away, leaving Rat fuming*
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*Backstage, Fun Fight Machine was sitting when Franco Mancini walked up to him*
Franco: Yo! Fun Fight Machine, right? *Fun Fight Machine looked at him and nodded* Nice, the name's Franco, Franco Mancini. You're going to be facing me for the HAW World Championship. *Franco held out his hand and shook it*
Fun Fight Machine: I am honored you have chosen me to be your opponent. I wish you great luck, and that the most virtuous warrior emerges with the win.
Franco: Same to you my friend! In fact, I want our match to be filled with so much virtue, I've decided to act in the most sportsmanlike way I can, and decided to help you!
Fun Fight Machine: Help...me?
Franco: Yeah! I want you to be on top of your game. I want you to have wrestling experience, to be prepared for anything. So I begged and pleaded, and got you in a match tonight against the Filthy Friar! Isn't that great?
Fun Fight Machine: I...cannot thank you enough for this. But, I must go and perform my pre-match ritual. I wish to be alone now.
Franco: Heh heh, of course...of course. *Franco grinned and walked away*
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*Backstage, the Muscle Gang was in their locker room*
Crash: Why are they putting all these matches together? Every single week! It's not fair! The three of us are setting examples to society, showing what the average man is capable with a hard work out routine! Yet every week, it's us against some weird muscle freak! And now we have to face two of them?
Liam: But aren't we handsome muscle freaks to El Termitas?
Crash: No, because he's a small freak! Every week, freak after freak!
Frederic: Crash, calm down. This situation, it reminds me of a saying we have in France...Il faut casser le noyau pour avoir l'amande..You need to break the shell to have the almond. You see, these are just shells we are facing.
Liam: Frederic is right. What we want, is El Termitas's almond.
Crash: I don't know what you two are talking about. But I don't like this situation, so I think we should just go and pound the hell out of all of them! Let's show them what the Muscle Gang is all about!
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