Eagle Beak: This year, I was given a great opportunity. An opportunity to sign with a huge wrestling promotion and tour the land. I humbly accepted that offer. I debuted in the royal rumble match. Since then, I have only wrestled in non-televised matches. I am being held down! It is time- *Eagle beak is cut off by Rat's music*

*After the match, Rat hit the Samoan Drop on Eagle Beak again, still looking furious. Suddenly, the lights in the arena turned cyan, and a message appeared on the big screen*

*Rat stared at it puzzled, then left the ring and went to the back*
Edward: "I hope you didn't forget?" What can that mean?!

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*Backstage, The Zaz was in his office, when Franco Mancini entered with the HAW World Championship*

Mikey Z: Franco! Congratulations on retaining your title!

Franco: Shut up old man. I know what you wanted. You wanted your big investment, Rat, to win the championship. I can see it in your face, you're disappointed. But here I am, still HAW World Champion.

Mikey Z: Franco, I'm impartial as to who wins the match. My only goal is to give the people what they want to see. What they see now, is a dominant, established champion. A man who has to be taken serious. That's how they see you. So what they want to see...is an underdog defeat you.

Franco: So what are you going to do? Somehow say that since Oden Schreiner's partner got pinned the other night, he's a terrible wrestler and that I should face him?

Mikey Z: I'm not into those type of games, Franco. Your choices for opponents this month is simple. *Mikey held out two contracts, labeled A and B* You can either choose Wrestler A, the Blue Jobber, a life long wrestler who has never won a match...or Wrestle B, a young mystery opponent who has never wrestled a match in his life.

Franco: So...my choices are some average joe, and an experienced wrestler? Fine, i'll take the schmuck.

Mikey Z: Franco, they've got a match coming up. It would be wise to scout your opponents.

Franco: Get it through your thick skull! I want the no namer! *Franco grabbed contract B, then signed his name* You better picking out next month's challengers as well, this title match is already over! *Franco left the room, leaving Mikey Z to shake his head*

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*Backstage, Gregory Greystone was interviewing Crash MuscleGate, Lovable Liam and Frederic St. Pierre*

Gregory: Crash, I'm told you have an announcement?

Crash: That's right Gregory. The three of us, we've been working pretty well as a team, handing Oden Schreiner his first lost. And it's thanks to my fitness program I've put us on! So don't refer to us by each of our names...call us.....The MuscleGang!

Gregory: Ok, so MuscleGang. You mentioned how you've been working well together, what are your future plans?

Crash: Our future plans is for one of us to become HAW World Champion! Unfortunately for us, that old-out-of-shape geezer didn't include any of us as a potential contender! So we have to go for the next best thing, and that's the HAW National Championship.

Frederic: Écoutez-moi. The HAW National Championship needs...prestige. El Termitas vs Jet Black on a PPV? No one wanted to see that. It was a waste of everybody's time. I am certain that the world wants one of us three to hold that title, not El Termitas.

Liam: And another thing. A mask? Hellllloooo! If you're a champion, that means you're representing this company. We don't have time for ugly people hiding behind masks. *At that point, El Termitas walked up behind the three of them, unbeknownst to them* If you're going to be a champion, you need to look good doing it! It's like he has no fashion sense at all!


*El Termitas put his arms around the three of them*


El Termitas: Hey Fellas! Heard you talking about me! You know, earlier in the day, Oden Schreiner asked me to be his partner in tonight's tag match against two of you guys...I think I'll take him up on that offer. *Crash pushed Termitas away*


Crash: Whatever Termitas. We don't care. Tonight, Fred and Liam are totally going to knock you out!


El Termitas: I can't wait to see you try. *Termitas walked off*