Franco: Ed, shut up. No one cares about an old man falling down. This is a results oriented business, and the results speak for themselves. I am the NEW HAW World Champion! *The crowd booed* Now, I wasn't too happy that an old has-been was the final image of the last show, and not me and my championship. But I'm a good guy. I can forgive that heat of the moment decision. But I will NOT have the start of this show be about him! It will be about the new reign of Franco Mancini! *The crowd booed* You're all too kind. Now, at this point, the old champion, the loser, would come down to the ring and interrupt me. Right? I bet everybody is just ready to see Fun Fight Machine come down and beat the crap out of me, right?! Who wants to see Fun Fight Machine?! *The crowd cheered* Well he's not coming down. Not for a long time. I drove his head through a table! Diagnosis? A concussion! He is out! He is not in this building! And that means that only person that matters tonight, is ME!
*The music of the MuscleGang played, and out came Crash, Frederic, and Liam*
Crash: Congrats Mancini. Way to go. You put a man through a piece of wood. You're a true champion. Actually, no, I take that back. You know who's a true champion? The MuscleGang. No one thought we would stick together after that match. But afterwards, we made sure the most important thing happened. We stood strong. For my part...I wanted to win that match. And I saw Frederic going for the pin on Liam. But I had this urge...this desire...to be the man to make Oden Schreiner tap out! It didn't work, but I was proud of my effort!
Liam: And honestly, I will let these guys pin me anyday of the week!
Frederic: Which makes moi, the HAW National Champion! A true winner, against worthy opponents.
Franco: So let me get this straight. Two of you are losers. One of you won a championship by having the two losers help you, and triple team a giant. And you think that makes you guys better than me, a man who won his match by himself?
Liam: You won against a rookie and a termite.
Franco: A Former World Champion and a long time veteran!
Crash: Hey, you only won against two losers! Atleast I lost to a winner!
Liam: Yeah!
Franco: That doesn't even make sense you idiots!
Crash: We're not idiots!
Franco: You sound like you are!
Crash: Are not!
*Oden Schreiner's music hit, the crowd erupting. He stormed into the ring, the other four men looking at him cautiously*
Oden Schreiner: I lost to Frederic St. Pierre....I lost...to the MuscleGang. They can keep their titles. But I have shown dominance as a singles competitor. Franco Mancini...I challenge you for the HAW World Championship, tonight! *Cheers*
Crash: Whoa! Hold up! Liam and I were challenging him. Sorry, but we were here first.
Oden Schreiner: You never said it!
Liam: We implied it!
Franco: There will be no world championship match tonight! None! I don't have to defend it tonight, and I won't!
Oden Schreiner: You fear me!
Crash: Quit talking to him in single person, we were here first!
Oden Schreiner: I don't care!
Liam: Freddie...get out of the ring, I think a fight's about to break out... *Frederic left the ring, and a ref ran down to the ring*
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*Backstage, Gregory Greystone was with Mr. Lifeguard*
Gregory: Mr. Lifeguard...we saw the..the attack on your father at the end of the last show. What are your thoughts?
Mr. Lifeguard: ...My thoughts? You want to hear my thoughts? These are my thoughts! My father is a retired wrestler. His best years are behind him, we all know that. The man that threw him off that building...that man is a coward. I don't know who you are. I don't know what your motivation was. And I know you're watching right now. I will find out your identity. I will find out if you're just some sick, twisted man...or if someone put you up to this. And all I know is that when I find out this information...someone is going to pay. *Mr. Lifeguard walked away angrily*
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*Frederic slowly rolled out of the ring, and took a mic*
Frederic: It....it does not matter if he wins! I let him win! I am still the National Champion! I am STILL the National Champion! Merci! Merci! *He put the mic down, then painfully walked to the back*
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*Jessie Parran was in the ring*
Jessie: My name is Jessie Parran. I want everybody to know that. While yes, I am Bigg Pimpin Alex's manager and girlfriend...I have a name! I am not "that girl at ringside with Alex." I'm not "that chick that interferes in matches." I am Jessie Parran. And I am the QUEEN of HAW! I dare someone to tell me otherwise. I want an open challenge to any female in the back. It'll probably be some make up stylist...maybe an old ugly woman selling popcorn in the stands. But nobody can challenge me as Queen! And if you think you can, meet me in the ring, right now!
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