El Termitas: Ladies, Gentlemen...I've got a big announcement! You see, we don't just do televised shows. We do un-televised shows, making sure to visit all the cities we can! And last night at an un-televised show, I found out who I would be facing at the next PPV....Give a warm welcome to....your HAW World Champion, Fun Fight Machine! *Fun Fight Machine's music played and the crowd cheered as he ran down to the ring and took a mic*
Fun Fight Machine: Thank you very much, El Termitas! You and I will have a great match! I will give my best. You will give your best. The very best wrestler will win! I wish you much luck!
El Termitas: Thank you Fun Fight Machine! Together, our match can go down in history, as a match that will- *Termitas was cut off by Franco Mancini's music. Franco, looking angrier than the previous week, marched down to the ring, microphone in hand*
Franco Mancini: No. Nope. Your happy little match ain't happening!
El Termitas: And now give a warm welcome to Mr. Losing Streak, Franco Mancini! *The crowd booed, but Franco was unphased*
Franco: Losing streak? The only streak that's been going on, is the Franco Mancini gets screwed streak! But not anymore. I made sure of it. I talked to the higher ups, and it's not happening anymore.
Fun Fight Machine: Franco, you are a good wrestler! But understand, that the fans do not like a man who always complains!
Franco: Maybe they should! HAW has recently had some of the most disgraceful refereeing I have ever seen! Let's look at my rematch last week! Show the picture!
Franco: That still image shows Referee Denis Thompson's hand at the two count, making it's way down for three. It also shows me, with both of my shoulders off the mat, and being completely free of contact from Fun Fight Machine! Yet he still counted three!
Fun Fight Machine: It was-
Franco: I don't care! It doesn't matter! I didn't walk away with my championship! So you know what? Mikey Z was gracious enough to put me in the number one contender's match against El Termitas. Let's look at these highlights.
Franco: Number one contender, El Termitas...using WEAPONS! Physically assaulting me with a sledge hammer! To top it off, under the arena policy at that show, if a competitor bleeds, the match must be stopped. Yet referee Denis Thompson, again, blew both of those calls. El Termitas, why don't you direct the crowd to give Denis Thompson a welcome? Huh? Get out here Denis! *The referee made his way to the ring, paper in hand* Denis, I believe you have a prepared statement to make. *Denis took a microphone*
Denis: To the staff and fans of HAW: I, referee Denis Thompson, acknowledge that I have committed multiple errors in the Franco Mancini matches I have officiated. Franco Mancini's formal complaints to the offices of HAW should be handled in the most professional manner. That is why I suggest, that Franco Mancini be awarded one more match at the next PPV, as he challenges Fun Fight Machine and El Termitas for the HAW World championship. In the interest of total fairness, I withdraw my name from refereeing that match. Thank you for your time, and I will dedicate myself to be better at my job in the future.
Franco: Thank you Denis. How kind of you. It turns out, Denis's request has been approved. It WILL be a three way match. And to make sure no referee screws me over....it will be a tables match! *Franco threw the mic down and left the ring*
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*Backstage, Mr. Lifeguard was in a make-up chair when Mitchell Row approached him*
Mitchell Row: Mr. Lifeguard, we need to talk.
Mr. Lifeguard: Sorry Mitch. I got a photoshoot to get to soon. No time for talking.
Mitchell Row: I am allowed to voice my opinion. This is America! And your disrespect of me and the Constitution just angers me!
Mr. Lifeguard: Whoa, dude! Dude! Don't start saying things like that. You make it sound like I hate America! I love this place! We've got the best beaches in the world! Now you on the other hand...I don't really know why I should show you respect...when you didn't show my father respect. See, I think your problem is, your anger is being misdirected. Don't be mad at my dad! Be mad at Hawaii!
Mitchell Row: I am!
Mr. Lifeguard: Well...good! So how about to get your anger out....you have a match against a certain....masked man?
Mitchell Row: ...If you make that match, I will defeat him, in Rat's name.
Mr. Lifeguard: Well, it's on! Go out there Mitch! Give the crowd a show!
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*Liam and Frederic were laughing as they walked backstage. They entered into their locker room, and saw Crash sitting there, head in his hands*
Frederic: Is something the matter Crash?
Crash: Yeah....this night is horrible. I just so...so...so BAD!
Liam: Awww... *Liam sat down next to Crash and put his arm around him* It will be ok. *Crash shoved his arm away*
Crash: No! It won't! I came here with plans to defend my HAW National Championship against...against you two. I wanted to keep my word to you guys. But you know what that idiot Zaz did? He put me in a one on one match against Oden Schreiner! Why would he do that?!
Frederic: He is a cruel man. But we have your back.
Crash: No! Guys...I have to do this by myself. Stay here. I will fight the good fight.
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