*The show opened up with a short man in a red suit and sunglasses standing in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone*

Orville: My name is Orville Morgan. It's a pleasure to meet all of my friends here tonight watching HAW. But in meeting all of you, I give you fair warning! I bring with me a force. A force that will dominate in HAW. That's right folks, in a few minutes, you'll be seeing a chaotic women's hardcore match between Athena and Crystal Cyclone. Yet no matter who comes out alive...they will not be able to take on my pet! She will devour the competition, and everyone will be pleased to be her friend as well. I'm Orville Morgan. You'll all meet Rachel Porter soon enough. Until then, enjoy the show, and enjoy your safety!

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*The camera fades into show Hawaii's masked face, staring into the camera*

Hawaii: The O'Toole brothers! Ohh, how sweet. Little twinsies westling in da wing! Awww...little babies, know each other from birth, know what they'll do, and such a SHAME they're about to be separated! Brother from brother, heads from torsos, life from death! It's all going to be the same for them! But for us...for us, the most important separation will be gold from waists!

*Hawaii's face faded away, with Drizzle's face fading in right over his*

Drizzles: How must it feel, to be a bro? Maybe happiness? Of course not, no! These two tonight, they'll only feel woe...as we take them down to the depths far far below! So come and look at us, as if we were in a zoo! Your new tag teams champions are here, The Strange Crew!

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*With Mitchell Row celebrating in the ring, his music cuts out, and Calhoun's hits. James Calhoun appears at the entrance ramp, steel chair in one hand, microphone in another*

Calhoun: Mitchell Row, I don't claim to be the smartest man, but I do know some basic math. Right now, you're out numbered. *Calhoun slowly approached the ring. Mitchell Row looked behind him, and saw Jessie was starting to help Alex to his feet* Now Mitchell, be smart about this. We don't want to hurt you, we just want you to give up the title, right now! Ok?

*Row held the title in one hand, and looked at Alex, who was almost up, and Calhoun who was right outside the ring. Row looked at Calhoun, shook his head "No" and raised the title over his head to cheers from the crowd*

Calhoun: I was afraid of that. *Calhoun slid into the ring with the chair. Row and Calhoun looked at each other, and Calhoun swung the chair. Mitchell Row ducked, and the chair connected with both Alex and Jessie Parran. Calhoun looked at the two on the ground in shock, then turned around only to get hit with a spear by Mitchell Row. Row held the HAW World Championship title up once more as his music hit again, crowd cheers closing out the show*