Rat: I'm not in a good mood. I'm sick of everyone. This roster, the fans, the backstage crew, the announcers, I'm sick of it all! I want people to feel how I'm feeling tonight. That's why I'm booking a match that will cause tension. A six man tag match. TJ Street, Rinaldo Gomez, and Sean O'Toole will face Tarik, Mika Kempi, and Fergus O'Toole. Let's cause strife in those two tag teams, ok?! Good. I hope they break each others skulls and kinships!
But secondly, I want to address some more important issues. I have been unfairly treated recently by members of this roster. I have been blackmailed! And that's illegal! You can't do that! I am the owner of HAW! Without me, there IS no HAW! Why can't people understand that?! ...But you know what....I thought about it. I need to assert my dominance through force. At the pay per view, we will have a three way match for ownership. Ruslan Panov, James Calhoun, and me, Rat! And when I win, we can all quit our complaining! But onto the next issue....Mitchell Row, come out here, right now!
*Rat waited a few seconds. Mitchell Row's music hit, and he came out with the HAW World Championship in hand and cheers from the crowd. He entered the ring, stood next to Rat, and raised the World Championship in the air*
Rat: That's delightful, Mitchell. And I hope you enjoyed it, because I am stripping you of the HAW World Championship.
Mitchell: No....no, I don't think you are.
Rat: I am! You are no longer HAW World Champion!
Mitchell: I have a better idea than that! How about, instead of a three way match for ownership...we make it a FOUR way match? The fourth competitor of course, is me!
Rat: No! No! That's not happening! You're being stripped!
Mitchell: Do you really not care about contracts? Do you even read them? Do you have any legal department employed? What you're saying is, you want to add stripping me of this championship to your long list of law problems you can be dealing with?
Rat: What? There's nothing in the contract that says that!
Mitchell: You're one of those guys who doesn't read the fine print, right? I see. Well, if you're prepared to suffer the consequences, take the title from me right now. *Mitchell Row held the title out, offering it to Rat. Rat looked at him suspiciously, then shook his head*
Rat: I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'm not falling for it! So you know what? You want in the ownership match? Fine! You're in!
Mitchell: That's the honorable thing to do! As one military member to another, I admire your courage in that decision! I'll see you in the ring in a few weeks!
Rat: Or maybe sooner. Actually, never mind that. Just enjoy the rest of the show!
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*James Calhoun was walking backstage with a paper in his hand, and went into the catering area, where the majority of the roster was*
Calhoun: Wrestlers, attention please. As you know, our very dedicated owner has booked himself in a match at the final pay per view of the season. But he's also booked the HAW National Champion in that match, Ruslan Panov, and the HAW World Champion, Mitchell Row. Now where does that leave all of you? It leaves you begging to get on the card, hoping for that paycheck that you can use to feed your children! I think it's a shame that he's forgotten about you...but you know what? I haven't. I've gone ahead and booked some matches for that final show...and I think all you will be pleased!
Bigg Pimpin Alex: Pleased? Please! I want gold! And if I can't get a championship, I can't get gold, and I ain't pleased!
Calhoun: Calm down Alex. There's more gold than just the World Championship and National Championship. You see, with Jessie Parran in your corner, you will be teaming up with a man you've been quite close to the past few months, Jet Black....and you will facing The Strange Crew for the HAW Tag Team Championship! And in other championship matches, I think the women's championship should be defended...Athena vs Rachel Porter, with the upstanding Orville Morgan at ringside!
*Athena and Rachel glared at each other, already mentally preparing for the match*
Calhoun: But what good are titles without contenders for titles? HAW tried this last year, by having finale matches include number one contenders, and that of course failed when Rat came into power...This year we are trying again, and this year it will work. Mika Kempi, you just pinned Sean O'Toole. How about we make Fergus get some possible revenge? Mika Kempi vs Fergus O'Toole, winner will be number one contender for the HAW National Championship! And we'll see how thick blood relationships are because it will be...a first blood match!
Fergus: I promise, there won't be any O'Toole blood spilt that night!
Calhoun: For your sake I hope you're right. But finally, we need a number one contender for the HAW World Champion. TJ Street and Tarik, you two have been in quite a bit of matches but don't seem to ever get the job done. Now is your chance. Baby Luke Barnson, solid competitor, came so close to winning this year...I think you deserve another shot. Of course, we can't have a match like this without The Behemoth....and there's one final competitor that I think can be an underdog story, someone who can do the unthinkable, and someday be HAW World Champion...I'm talking about CC.
Chet Citrus: Alright! I'm ready for this!
Calhoun: Oh...oh...I'm sorry Chet. I must have forgotten to put you on the card, my bad. I was talking about Crystal Cyclone. She's a bit wild in her matches, and it's going to be interesting to see her compete!
Chet: But...but...
Calhoun: Better luck next year Chet. The rest of you, enjoy!
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