Pre-Show Dark Match

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*After the match, Oden Schreiner was celebrating in the ring, when the MuscleGang came out. Crash, Liam, and Frederic lifted Oden up onto their shoulders, and Oden held the title high in the air. His music was suddenly cut off with the start of Franco Mancini's music. The MuscleGang put Oden down, and they all turned their attention to the ramp. Franco Mancini then came out to a cheer from the crowd. He stood at the ramp, pointed at Oden Schreiner, then back to himself. Oden stared him down from afar, and Franco made a belt-motion on his waist. With that, Franco turned and left. Oden's music started up, and he began to celebrate again, though much less enthused than before*

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*HAW opened up with a zoomed in shot of Gregory Greystone*

Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Next week is another HAW large event, and it's going to be an action packed show! As we know, there will be the six man women's chamber match, and the BioFuel Engineers will defend against the O'Toole Brothers. But just today, a new match has been added! The Men of Power take on The Strange Crew and Mitchell Row! Lastly, the championship match, Oden Schreiner will challenge Viking for the HAW World Champion! But before that happens, Viking is competing in a match tonight!

*The camera zoomed out, showing Viking on one side of Gregory, and Crash MuscleGate on the other side*

Gregory: Viking, tonight you face Oden Schreiner's MuscleGang member, Crash MuscleGate. How do feel having this match just one week prior to your first title defense?

Viking: Crash...Crash is a man I do not fear. He's small. He's weak. He's pathetic. I've been in the ring with him before, and I destroyed him, and that was with the stress of two other competitors breathing down my neck. Him and me in a one on one match? He has no chance.

Gregory: Crash, Viking talks a strong game, and he is correct. You lost the match you were in with him. What do you have to say to defend yourself?

Crash: I say this! Viking called me small, weak, and pathetic. And Viking...he's big, strong, and a champion. It can't be denied. But there is one thing Viking isn't.......and that's a viking! His whole identity is based on a lie! Gregory, the vikings disappear in the 11th century! So either Viking is a time traveler, or a liar! The ball is in your court sir!

Viking: I can trace my heritage back. I have Viking blood running through me. And I take pride in my ancestry.

Crash: You take pride in the fact that your ancestors were a bunch of murderers?!

Viking: My ancestors would invade a new land....take it's most valuable possessions...and rule. I think I've done exactly that. And you can tell your friend Oden Schreiner, he will be the first to fall under my reign. *Viking walked off*

Gregory: Wow! Some strong words there! Folks, Crash MuscleGate takes on Viking, and that's next! *Crash tried to grab the microphone to say something, but Gregory held it away, the sound picking him up saying “We're out of time!” before fading to black*

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Viking faced Crash MuscleGate, making an example of him by defeating him with his throat toss.


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*The BioFuel Engineers were at a cocktail lounge, sitting down with some women, who were caressing their tag team titles*

Woman1: Ooh...and you two won these?

Sydney Mason: We beat up some politician for them.

Woman2: That's amazing! Can we try them on? *The two women took the tag team titles and wrapped them around their waist*

Dalton Elkins: They look good on you...but you know where they would look better? ….Around us! *Dalton took his title back and placed it on his lap. Suddenly, the voice of Sean O'Toole was heard*

Sean: HEY! Who do we see about getting a Jameson?! *Sean and Fergus were walking in the cocktail lounge, outfits clashing with the upscale atmosphere. The two them made eye contact with the BioFuel Engineers*

Fergus: Look who it is...*The O'Tooles approached the Dalton and Sydney, who both stood up*

Sydney Mason: Ladies...excuse us. *The two women ran off* What are you two doing here?

Fergus: Same thing everyone is doing here, looking for a place to drink!

Dalton Elkins: Well find some dive bar downtown. No one in here wants your kind around.

Sean: Whoa, chill out there! We just want a drink, this was the place closest to the arena!

Sydney Mason: Go somewhere else. People here act with a manner of class, they just don't burst in.

Fergus: Huh...maybe we should go, Sean. This place doesn't sound proper fun. Lets go. *The O'Toole's started to turn to leave*

Dalton Elkins: Bunch of sissies...go ahead and leave, let us real men stay here in peace! *Fergus and Sean stopped, then turned around*

Fergus: ...You insulting us? Sean...I think he just insulted us.

Sean: That he did. *The two ran towards the BioFuel Engineers, and a bar fight broke out. The two teams traded punches and fought into a crowd of screaming patrons. Fergus got Sydney and threw him behind the bar, knocking bottles off the wall onto him. Sean then picked up Dalton, and slammed him through a table. The O'Toole Brothers brushed themselves off, looked at each other, nodded, and exited the bar, leaving the BioFuel Engineers hurt on the ground*

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*Crystal Cyclone and Athena were backstage, both looking upset*

Crystal: I just don't believe it. I can't believe Jessie.

Athena: She wasn't focused. She's just too distracted with everything else.

Crystal: I feel bad for her but...it's effecting us!

Athena: You and I could very easily be the first people in the chamber match because of her.

Crystal: And to win from that spot....it's nearly impossible. You would need to defeat every single person! It's honestly not fair to us!

*The two were interrupted by Kherti Bhakta, who walked over*

Kherti: Hey...I know I'm a rookie. I know I don't have a lot of experience...but I need to give you two this advice: Stop complaining! You two have been given an opportunity to be HAW Women's Champion! So while you whine about being...first, second, third...guess what? I'm not in it. There's a lot of wrestlers out there who would love to be in this match, but they aren't. So suck it up, and prove to the world you have what it takes to be Women's Champion!....I hope I didn't offend you two! Bye! *Kherti walked off*

Athena: ...She's got the attitude of a champion...

Crystal: And she's right...we need to focus on what we can control. *Crystal extended her hand to Athena* Good luck next week Athena. I hope one of us can pull this out. *Athena reciprocated the handshake*

Athena: Same to you Crystal. Fight well next week!

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*The Strange Crew's music played, and out came Drizzles, Hawaii, Jessie Parran, and Mitchell Row. The four stood in the ring, and Jessie took a microphone*

Jessie: A few weeks ago...I made accusations. I said that James Calhoun destroyed my car...and he threatened me if I continued searching for the truth. Last week...Ruslan Panov was “mysteriously” attacked, shortly after a conversation with James Calhoun...and now Ruslan is suffering from broken ribs and a concussion. James Calhoun...I'm calling you out. I have the evidence you are behind all of this. So come out here! Consider this your trial, because when Freezer Man hears about this, you'll be fired, that I can guarantee!

*The four waited in the ring for a few moments, when James Calhoun's music played. Calhoun, Rat, and Behemoth all made their way down and joined everyone inside the ring*

Jessie: James, you were involved in property damage, you were involved in assault, you-

James Calhoun: Hey hey...hold on there Miss Parran. I beg of you, please save your breath. I'm not out here to defend myself. I'm out here to....apologize.

Jessie: You? Apologize? That doesn't sound like the James Calhoun I know.

James Calhoun: Then you must not know me very well, because my daddy raised me to be an honest and respectful man. And like any man, I have to admit when I was in the wrong. Jessie...I'm very much in the wrong. Today, I just got off the phone with Freezer Man himself, and...I admitted to it.

Jessie: I knew it!

James Calhoun: Jessie this is not a win for you. I was supposed to have a match tonight against Mitchell Row! And I was supposed to have a match next week, Men of Power vs Strange Crew and Row! And now...I'm suspended!

Jessie: Wait, you're not even fired?

James Calhoun: Of course not! See, I talked it over with Freezer Man, like an adult. I didn't do it publicly like a child. And he understood my perspective. See, I never laid a finger on your car...and last week I never came into contact with Ruslan Panov after my encounter with him. But...I did orchestrate them. I agreed to help Kitty Kayleen, and I wanted Panov taken out. So due to not being involved directly, and by going out here and admitting to the public that I am guilty....Freezer Man agreed to give me a two week suspension, ending next week!

Jessie: That's it?! What?! I lost my title because of you and you're getting off with a short suspension?!

James Calhoun: That is a very hefty sum of money I am losing out on, and I feel so much pain...for you and these fans. They wanted to see a match tonight! They wanted to see a fair match next week! And thanks to you, they were robbed of that.

Jessie: I think in this instance, I actually have their support. No one cares about you, Calhoun.

James Calhoun: Well Freezer Man disagrees. He thought there should be a match tonight, and next week. And that's why he agreed that I could have a replacement. Funnily enough, he is the man who damaged your car. He is the man who attacked Ruslan Panov. And he is...the newest member of the Men of Power!

*A new song played, a rock song with a slight oriental feel. Female japanese vocals started, and out came Fun Fight Machine, dressed in black and white form of his attire, and carrying a small box. The crowd erupted in boo's. Calhoun had a huge, evil grin on his face, while Jessie had her hand covering her mouth, looking ready to cry. Fun Fight Machine entered the ring, staring down the Strange Crew, then got up into the face of Mitchell Row. Fun Fight Machine finally used his shoulder to push him away, then went over to Jessie, who could not make eye contact and looked heart broken*

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie....

Jessie: Why?! Why?! That championship was my dream...why did you crush it?!

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie...you crushed my dream first. I loved you. I would have done anything for you. But you...you just cared about you. You and the first muscle man you could find! *Fun Fight Machine glared at Mitchell Row. Row walked over and put an arm around Jessie*

Jessie: You were my friend!

Fun Fight Machine: I was your shield. Nothing more. You never cared about me, and I do not care about you. *Fun Fight Machine opened up the box, and pulled out the piranha plant plushie and robot plushie Jessie had given them. He grabbed hold of them, then ripped them in half and threw them on the ground. Jessie fell to her knees, crying. Mitchell Row got up into Fun Fight Machine's face, but the Men of Power quickly backed him up. The Strange Crew helped Jessie up, then escorted her from the ring, who was still crying.*

James Calhoun: Mitchell...at this point, I would love for the four of us to beat the hell out of you. But I don't want anymore trouble. You can have your match with Fun Fight Machine.

*Calhoun, Rat, and Behemoth left, leaving Fun Fight Machine and Mitchell Row to compete in a very personal match*

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Two very angry wrestlers faced each other, but the new Fun Fight Machine defeated Mitchell Row in a hard fought match.

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*HAW began with Jessie Parran's music playing. She came out to the ring, ready to cut a promo*

Jessie: Tonight in HAW is six man tag night. I myself am in one, as I team up with Athena and Crystal Cyclone against Kitty Kayleen, Rachel, and Hannah Rivers. This is an important match, because there is some stakes in this. We've been told that the losing team will be entered into the Women's Championship chamber match first. I want to be focused on this match, 100% but...I worry I'm going to be focused instead on revenge. I still want Kitty and Calhoun punished. I know they caused all of this!

*Kitty Kayleen's music cut off Jessie, and she walked down the ramp into the ring*

Kitty: Jessie, sweet little girl. You really need to forget about what happened to you. From the sounds of it, you're not focused...you're distracted.  As a...dear..close...friend, I wouldn't want you going into this match off your game. Just get past this whole car business.

Jessie: Not until you pay!

Kitty: I just don't get why you're mad at me! You had plenty of time to get to this arena, but you failed! You even sent a video to your little boy toy, Fun Fight Machine. And he couldn't bother to pick you up and save you! Of course, he also failed at saving you last week...*Jessie threw her mic down and got up into Kitty's face, who was had an evil grin on her face. Before they were about to come to blows, the rock music of Crystal Cyclone played, and she ran down to the ring, and separated the women*

Crystal: Jessie, listen to me! The past few months, you and I have gotten a bit closer. Unlike Kitty, you and I ARE friends. But at the same time...she's right. This is a huge match tonight. If we get the first three spots in the chamber match, we're bound to lose it. We need to be on the same page tonight!  You need to forget about what happened to you a few weeks ago, and bring your A game!The past can wait, because tonight is about the future of the Women's division!

*Rachel's music played, and she came down to the ring, accompanies with her manager Orville Morgan*

Orville: The future...the past...the present...You all worry about one of those things. But see, Rachel...she is the epitome of all three. The former HAW Women's Champion. The one who will pick up the victory tonight. And the future legend of women's wrestling when she wins the title again! Friendships...schemes...revenge...it will all mean nothing when the best women's wrestler in the world reigns supreme!

*Athena's music hit and she joined the other women in the ring*

Athena: I believe I just heard someone mention the best women's wrestler in the world. See...that would be me. I was the first one to hold the Women's title in HAW. I've defended it more than any woman in the company, all while fighting against the corrupt and sexist regime of Rat. And this season of HAW, I've been in the backseat a bit. It's great that other women have been given opportunities, I love seeing new women flourish. But whoever caused this title to get vacated...they made a huge mistake. Because now the name of Athena is back in the picture, and it's a name that will stick around for quite a while!

*Hannah River's music played, and she strutted down to the ring. She didn't bother to get her own mic, instead just grabbing the one out of Athena's hands*

Hannah: Oh my god! Like, this is the most boring thing ever! Do you think these fans care about who the best wrestler is? No! They care about the best dressed, most dignified woman here, and that's me! So why don't y'all just stop with this totally jockish “I'm going to beat you up” talk and give the people what they want, a champion they can live vicariously through since they'll never be as cool as me!

*Athena grabbed the mic back from Hannah*

Athena: You do realize...you signed a contract for Hazardous Awesome WRESTLING? You know that right, or do you need a reminder right now? *Athena got into Hannah's face, and Kitty/Jessie and Crystal/Rachel also paired up for a stare down. After a few tense moments, Orville grabbed Rachel's arm and ushered her back, the delayed fight bringing boo's from the crowd. Seeing Rachel gone, Kitty and Hannah also retreated out of the ring, leaving Athena, Jessie, and Crystal standing tall in the ring*

Edward Findleton: Well each of these women got a chance to make a case about the importance of the Women's championship tonight. Stick around for that tag match later, as well as our main event...The BioFuel Engineers and Viking vs The O'Toole Brothers and Oden Schreiner! We'll be back right after these messages!

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*The show returned, and all three of the Men of Power were standing in the ring*

Edward Findleton: Ladies and Gentlemen we are back and it looks like James Calhoun has something to say!

*Calhoun looked around the arena, the crowd booing him. He finally brought the mic up to his mouth to speak*

Calhoun: It's funny, ain't it? Everywhere I go, people are talking about me. Some folks saying good things, some folks saying bad things, some folks saying false things! Truth be told, I feel like I got more on my plate than I do at Uncle Henry's Thanksgiving dinner, and he makes the meanest corn pudding. *Calhoun chuckled, but regained his composure* Now as much as I like Uncle Henry's dinner, sometimes it's just too much. The other week, I saw one of my closest friends get viciously attacked. 

*Calhoun put his arm around Behemoth, who didn't seem familiar with the closeness*

Calhoun: The Behemoth was jumped backstage by two men...Drizzles and Hawaii. For some reason those two men were upset that we fairly beat them for the HAW Tag Team Championships, and plotted some crazy revenge scheme. I've since learned much about those two...which is why tonight...I am calling them out. No, not for a match...I am calling the Strange Crew out...for a peace treaty! 

*Calhoun motioned to Rat, who reached into his jacket and pulled out a sheet of paper and a pen, presumably the peace treaty. The Men of Power looked to the stage, awaiting the arrival of the Strange Crew. Suddenly the lights dimmed and their music played, and out came Drizzles and Hawaii. The two stood at the stage, and a few moments later, Ruslan Panov and Mitchell Row joined them on the stage. The four men then walked down to the ring, while Calhoun and company looked very cautious as the ring filled up. Hawaii took a mic and was the first to speak up*

Hawaii: I really don't believe it. Three guys calling themselves the Men of Power...perpetual losers, might I add...are now begging us...for a peace treaty? A peace treaty?! Why should we do that?! We're just starting to have fun again! Do you know how much joy I got seeing blood pour from that monster of a man? I'm like a child on Christmas morning, I just can't wait to unwrap the rest of your skulls!

Calhoun: Now...Hawaii, hold on a minute. You are a smart man. But..this is specifically between us and the crew. We don't want to deal with people like Row and Panov. One CAN'T deal with them! They don't have the integrity and sportsmanship that you and Drizzles have!

Mitchell Row: Integrity? You speak of integrity when last week, you were in this ring, intimidating Jessie Parran, ready to attack her?

Calhoun: I was giving that young lady advice, that was simply all I was doing. Now if you would just let me do business here, I can deal with you later.

Ruslan Panov: You don't get it Calhoun.  We all know your game. You offered Mitchell Row a spot in the Men of Power and you know what? He called me up that week and wondered if he should have accepted. Because the one thing you're good at is getting your way and boosting your career, we can all admit that. But then a week later you put out a propaganda video attacking my friend? Drizzles and Hawaii left him that note, a note to do a hit on one of you, and this man still wondered if he should accept the offer. He called me again, and we talked it through...and I encouraged him to go through with it. Calhoun, you are the biggest backstabber in this company. All four of us know it, and we don't trust you for a second.

Calhoun: Ruslan, I am very disappointed in you. You're supposed to be a tough street fighter but...you're encouraging sneak attacks? You're more like a street rat now. Rat, put the peace treaty away! We refuse to do terms under these circumstances! *The Men of Power exited the ring, Calhoun still with the mic* All of you will regret this! This was your chance!  Remember that you caused this! *Calhoun threw the mic to some stage hand, and the Men of Power exited to the back*

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*Sean and Fergus were backstage outside a locker room*

Sean: You ready?

Fergus: Let's get this over with.

*The two opened a door and looked inside. Oden Schreiner was doing bench presses...to Lovable Liam. Crash and Fred were watching*

Crash: Just two more reps!

Lovable Liam: And for the next set, Crash can get on top of me and you can bench both of us!

Crash: That's a good idea Liam! Just one more!

Oden: ARGHHHHH! *Oden powered through completing the final bench press*

Crash: Good job man! Liam, how are we going to position ourselves?

Frederic: Gentlemen...

Liam: I think it's best if we balance out perfectly. Heads between each other's legs

Frederic: Gentlemen.

Crash: Good idea! Balance is key when lifting! Oden needs to have proper form!

Frederic: Gentlemen! *They all looked to Frederic, who nodded to the doorway with the O'Tooles in it*

Crash: Oh, look who it is, the O'Toole Brothers, coming to beg for our help now that they don't have their leader! What, do you want tea and crumpets? Do you want us to pay tribute to the royal family? Do you want us to go and colonize India?!

Sean: Every single thing you just said was about the English! You're not even using Irish stereotypes!

Fergus: And the fact is, we didn't come here to pick a fight. We came her to get united before our match tonight!

Crash: United....like America. Perhaps I misjudged you.

Frederic: Oden is more than capable of holding his own. How do we know you can carry your weight in this match?

Fergus: Look, all of us were in the first ever match HAW ever had. We've been here since the beginning...but Viking and  the BioFuel Engineers? They don't represent this company.

Sean: Exactly. We are originals. We can't let these people define the new era of HAW.

*Oden Schreiner stood up and walked over to the O'Tooles*

Oden: I do not care about eras. About originals. I care about winning! Tonight, I want to win! And to do that, I will need you. *Oden extended his hand. Sean and Fergus each shook it.* Tonight, we win. I will see you out there.

Sean: Same to you. *The O'Toole Brothers exited the room*

Crash: Ok, that's settled. One more set of benches!

Frederic: Non...Oden needs to prepare. Let him get ready.

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Edward Findleton: Our next match is the women's six man tag match, and- Wait! Wait! Hold on, something has happened backstage!

*The feed switched to the backstage area. Ruslan Panov was on the ground unconscious and busted open, a broken glass bottle near his head, with medical personnel and HAW officials around him. Referee Dennis Thompson was looking around*

Dennis Thompson: Did anyone see who did this? Anyone? We need to alert Freezer Man! *Dennis ran off, as medics continued working on him*

Medic: He's also having trouble breathing, maybe broken ribs! We need to get him to an ambulance! Get the cameras out of here!

*Officials blocked the cameras, and the feeds cut out*

Edward Findleton: Wow....we hope to have updates on Ruslan Panov as soon as possible, but the show will continue! That women's match will be starting now!

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In a long match,  Jessie Parran was isolated from her team, and ended up being pinned by Rachel, giving the Rachel, Kitty, and Hannah team the victory.

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*Jessie was sitting on a locker room bench after the match alongside Fun Fight Machine, holding an ice pack to her neck*

Jessie: I can't believe it...I lost. I let my team down.

Fun Fight Machine: You were in the match too long. A good tag wrestler uses partners to advantage. Athena in the first few minutes, she did not come back in again.

Jessie: I know! I messed up...I thought I could do it on my own. I'm so stupid...*At that point, a cell phone ringing was heard, and Jessie looked over to her bags* Can you check my phone to see who is calling?  *Fun Fight Machine went over to her bag and took her phone out*

Fun Fight Machine: …....Mitchell Row.

Jessie: Oh! Give me the phone! Quick! *Fun Fight Machine walked over and handed to the phone to Jessie who answered* Hey! Did you see my match? …......What? Oh God............Ok, I'll be there soon! *Jessie put her phone down*

Fun Fight Machine: What is happening?

Jessie: Ruslan Panov was attacked and is on the way to hospital...Mitchell is going too to accompany him. And I want to be there for Mitchell.

Fun Fight Machine: But...You said you wanted to review the footage of this match. Help scout and prepare for the title match.

Jessie: We will! But we can do that next week! I just want to make sure that Ruslan is ok and that Mitchell is holding up well!  I'll see you next week, ok?

Fun Fight Machine: ...Ok... *Jessie grabbed her bags and rushed out of the locker room. Fun Fight Machine sighed, slumped to the bench, then buried his head in his hands*

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In a bloody match, Viking pinned the busted open Oden Schreiner, giving Viking and the Biofuel Engineers the victory over Oden and the O'Tooles.

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*The show kicked off with Viking's music playing, and he came out to the ring, carrying the HAW World Championship*

Edward Findleton: There he is, the new World Champion! A huge surprise that is rocking HAW's foundation, Viking is making his way to the ring!

*Viking held up his title to a mixed reaction, then took a microphone*

Viking: I look around. I see it on all of your faces. I've seen it on the faces of the personnel backstage. The shock. Viking is the new HAW World Champion. The only person not surprised...was me. I knew that match last week was the culmination of all the work I put in. All the hours I've dedicated to bettering myself. I could not lose. It was never an option if I wanted to live happily until the day I take my last breath. And I will say this, it was the toughest match I have ever endured. But even as the blood poured down my face, I couldn't give up. It is not in my heritage to stop fighting when wounded. My life force, spilling out of me, encouraged me. I saw red, and I fought back harder. I grabbed Franco Mancini with my hands, picked him up, and threw him. And not just to the mat, I threw his head, right into that bottom turnbuckle.

*Viking walked over to the lower turnbuckle and gently kicked it with his foot and stared at it, as if reliving the moment in his head*

Viking: Franco is out with a concussion until further notice. *The crowd booed at this announcement* Part of me wants to be sad that it had to happen...but it HAD to happen. And I will use that same ferocity to make sure I can defeat all challengers.

*Viking paced around the ring, thinking some more*

Viking: HAW has already decided my two possible first opponents. A number one contendership match is taking place tonight between two giants....The Behemoth, and Oden Schreiner. I would wish both men luck...but truthfully, I fear for any man who tries to take this title off of me. It might be in your best interest to lose this match. *Viking threw the mic down and went to the back*

Edward Findleton: There you have it, Viking giving warning to Behemoth and Oden Schreiner! That is our main event tonight, so stick around!


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*Jessie Parran's music hit, and she came out to a large cheer from the crowd, but now without the Women's Championship. She made her way to the ring and grabbed a microphone*

Jessie: …I want to start off by saying, I'm not out here to complain. I...I support Freezer Man's decision. I'm a professional, I need to be at the show, I need to defend my...I need to defend the Women's Championship, and I failed. But that being said, I was unjustly screwed over! And I think I've gotten to the bottom of this! So no more time wasted, I'm calling out the Men of Power!

Edward Findleton: What?! Is she insane? Calling these guys out is never a smart move!

*James Calhouns music played, and out he came, with Rat beside him. They both entered the ring and Calhoun grabbed a mic*

James Calhoun: Ms. Parran, pleasure to meet you this evening. I know you've called all of us out but, you'll have to forgive me, the Behemoth is preparing for a very big match tonight. So perhaps Rat and I can help you?

Jessie: I think you could. I want you to admit it. Admit you were the one who damaged my car!

James Calhoun: Now now, those are quite hefty accusations to make. You do know you can't just go around, calling people out on crimes, without any proof, right?

Jessie: I've talked to people backstage. There were sightings of you talking to Kitty Kayleen backstage last week.

James Calhoun: I can confirm I talked to her. I talk to many people backstage. And I think it's rather foolish of you to think just because I talked to a person, I'm responsible for some bad misfortune? You know Jenny, our make up woman? Of course you do. I was talking to her last week. She told me a story of how her dog jumped right through her screen door! Now, does Jenny say that I was outside her house with a piece of bacon calling Fido's name? No! She just accepts that things happen that are out of all of our control. I think you need to learn that too, Ms. Parran.

Jessie: I'm not buying it. You didn't have a match originally scheduled. You were still angry at the Strange Crew. And you know that I consider the Strange Crew to be my friends. An attack on me would be an attack on them. You have the motive to leave me stranded!

James Calhoun: Now hold on. You're going on all about motives and seeing conversations but where is the evidence I slashed your tires? Because I promise you, if you check all the security footage at that arena, you will see the three of us arrived at 12 PM sharp. And we did not leave the premises. Now I strongly encourage you to withdraw your accusations and stop while you're ahead!

*Calhoun took a step towards Jessie and stared down at her, intimidating her. Fun Fight Machine's music hit, and he ran to the ring at full speed. Fun Fight Machine stood between Jessie and Calhoun, and he motioned for her to step back. Fun Fight Machine and Calhoun stared each other down. Fun Fight Machine said some words to Calhoun, and Calhoun responded, though nothing was audible. Rat then punch Fun Fight Machine in the back. He picked him up, and hit him with the Samoan Drop. Calhoun turned his attention to Jessie again, who tried to exit, but Rat grabbed her arm, preventing her from leaving*

Edward Findleton: This...this looks like it could ugly for Jessie Parran!

*Rat held Jessie in place, and Calhoun bent down to her eye level, taunting her. The crowd then erupted in cheers, as Mitchell Row, with no music, sprinted down to the ring. Rat let go of Jessie, and Mitchell hit Rat with a spear. Calhoun tried to hit Row with a clothesline, who ducked it. Row kicked Calhoun in the gut, then picked him up, and hit him with his fireman's carry slam. Calhoun and Rat rolled out of the ring, and Row went to check on Jessie. Jessie nodded that she was ok. The two then helped Fun Fight Machine to his feet, and Mitchell Row, Fun Fight Machine, and Jessie Parran watched as Calhoun and Rat retreated to the back. Jessie gave Row a quick hug, and he motioned for Jessie and Fun Fight Machine to head to the back*

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Mitchell Row stayed in the ring as he had a scheduled match with El Espectro. The previous activities didn't slow Row down, as he defeated El Espectro.

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*Gregory Greystone was backstage, being flanked by the BioFuel Engineers*

Gregory: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Gregory Greystone here, being joined by Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins, the BioFuel Engineers! Sydney, Dalton, last week you successfully defended your titles against the Musical Lifeguard Chair in a hardcore tornado tag match. However, some people argue that you have yet to have a proper tag match. What do you say to defend yourself from this criticism?

Dalton Elkins: Are people really saying that about us? I haven't seen a single person say that to our face. Sydney and I have seen nothing but respect and reverence come our way.

Sydney Mason: The people saying that are probably the same internet trolls that live in the comment's section of youtube. They...are less than people. Their opinions don't matter, because they don't impact the world. When they start having success like we do, then they can talk. Until then, shut up and go back to eating your cheetos.

Gregory: But...Tag team wrestling is an art that's gone back many years. And your two matches have been tornado and handicap, you have yet to worry about momentum, or-

Dalton Elkins: Gregory, how many matches have you been in?

Gregory: Technically two.

Dalton Elkins: Which makes you unqualified to talk about wrestling! So do the one thing you're actually qualified to do, and ask us real questions!

Sydney Mason: Dalton...*Sydney motioned for Dalton, and they looked off camera. Walking into view was the O'Toole Brothers*

Fergus: I think we're real wrestlers. Maybe you want to talk to us?

Sean: And we're former tag team champions. And Gregory here is right. You two think you're smart...but you know nothing about tag team wrestling.

Sydney Mason: We know this. We're going to be champions until we retire.

Fergus: You sure about that?

Sydney Mason: 100%. We know how this works. You guys want a title shot against us. You want to relive your glory days as tag team champions, right? We'll defend against you in three weeks.

Sean: In a normal tag match.

Sydney Mason: Whatever you want. But when the match is over, you two will probably end up in the hospital next to your little leader.

Fergus: We'll see about that. *The O'Toole Brothers walked one way, and the BioFuel Engineers walked a separate way*

Gregory Greystone: Well it looks like we have our first match for the next large event! The BioFuel Engineers have a chance to answer their critics as they defend against The O'Toole Brothers!

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Edward Findleton: Folks, I'm getting some fresh news! As you know, the HAW Women's Champioinship is vacant....well at the next large event, it will be fought for...in a six woman chamber match! Competing will be Jessie Parran, Kitty Kayleen, Athena, Rachel, Crystal Cyclone, and Hannah Rivers! And next week, we have a themed episode of HAW called Six Man Tag Week! And guess what? Those women will all be competing in a six man tag, next week! It should be an exciting time, but right now, it is time for our main event!

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The two giants, Oden Schreiner and the Behemoth made the ring shake in a tremendous fight. Oden Schreiner's strength prevailed, and he picked up the 1-2-3! Oden Schreiner will face Viking for the HAW World Championship.

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Pre-Show Dark Match

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Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to HAW, we've got a huge show tonight, and we're kicking it off with the HAW Women's Championship match, Kitty Kayleen vs Jessie Parran!

*Kitty Kayleen's music hit, and she made her way to the ring, smiling confidently*

Edward Findleton: This could be it, Kitty's last shot at the title! She's really going to have to make the most of it, but she'll be in for a tough fight against Jessie Parran!

*Jessie's Parran's music played, and the crowd cheered. However, ten seconds went by, and Jessie didn't show up on the stage. The crowd started to die down, wondering where the champion was at*

Edward Findleton: I...I'm not sure what's going on. We were scheduled to kick the show off and Jessie Parran....should be out here any moment!

*The music played a bit more, before stopping. Kitty Kayleen was inside the ring questioning referee Dennis Thompson, who was shrugging his shoulders. Finally, Fun Fight Machine appeared on stage, and walked down to the ring with a microphone*

Edward Findleton: Wait! Does this mean Fun Fight Machine, fresh off his rejection, is actually challenging Jessie for the Women's Title?! ...Nah, probably not.

*As Fun Fight Machine entered the ring, Kitty walked over, angrily questioning him. He held up a hand to clam her, then rose the mic to his mouth*

Fun Fight Machine: I have very bad news. I have received message from Jessie Parran. Camera, zoom in. *Fun Fight Machine held his phone up for the camera to get a close up. He started playing a video, showing a car in a parking lot with Jessie narrating*

Jessie: I don't believe this! Somebody slashed my tires! I can't get to the arena on time! Please, I need you to try and get Freezer Man to delay the match until later in the show! Please Fun Fight Machine!

*The video ended, and Fun Fight Machine put his phone down*

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie...could not make it to the show tonight. Someone messed with her. *An evil grin appeared on Kitty Kayleen's face, and she started to laugh. She grabbed the microphone from Fun Fight Machine*

Kitty Kayleen: Then if the champion isn't here...that means the winner of this match by forfeit...and your new HAW Women's Champion....Kitty Kayleen! *She got up onto the ropes to celebrate, the crowd booing. Suddenly, the HAW theme song started playing, and Freezer Man came out onto the stage*

Freezer Man: I apologize for coming out here but...I need to make some clarifications. Yes, someone mysteriously slashed Jessie Parran's tires, and she is not at the arena tonight. And yes, due to this...she has forfeited this match, and the HAW Women's Championship. *The crowd booed some more* HOWEVER...However....I find this sets a dangerous precedent. Wrestler's could theoretically just start sabotaging each others transportation before the show starts to gain titles, and the fans don't want to see that. They want to see action in the ring. So Kitty Kayleen, you will not be awarded the HAW Women's Championship, and it will remain vacant until a plan has been put in place! *Kitty Kayleen looked furious and started screaming towards Freezer Man, with Fun Fight Machine and referee Dennis Thompson holding her back*

Freezer Man: Now I must say, this is not how I wanted this show to start. So I'm going to make it up to you fans! You were promised four matches...so I figure tonight we settle a feud....I'm making Mitchell Row and James Calhoun take place, later on!

Edward Findleton: Oh, this could get very personal in that match!

Freezer Man: And that's not at all. This next match will be the HAW Tag Team Championship match between the Musical Lifeguard Chairs and the BioFuel Engineers. And I'm officially making it...a hardcore tornado tag match! So Kitty, Fun, get out of the ring, the show is starting!

*Fun Fight Machine and Kitty Kayleen left the ring, Kitty still looking angry*

Edward Findleton: Wow! Well, this show is off to an interesting start!

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