Pre-Show Dark Match

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Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to HAW, we've got a huge show tonight, and we're kicking it off with the HAW Women's Championship match, Kitty Kayleen vs Jessie Parran!

*Kitty Kayleen's music hit, and she made her way to the ring, smiling confidently*

Edward Findleton: This could be it, Kitty's last shot at the title! She's really going to have to make the most of it, but she'll be in for a tough fight against Jessie Parran!

*Jessie's Parran's music played, and the crowd cheered. However, ten seconds went by, and Jessie didn't show up on the stage. The crowd started to die down, wondering where the champion was at*

Edward Findleton: I...I'm not sure what's going on. We were scheduled to kick the show off and Jessie Parran....should be out here any moment!

*The music played a bit more, before stopping. Kitty Kayleen was inside the ring questioning referee Dennis Thompson, who was shrugging his shoulders. Finally, Fun Fight Machine appeared on stage, and walked down to the ring with a microphone*

Edward Findleton: Wait! Does this mean Fun Fight Machine, fresh off his rejection, is actually challenging Jessie for the Women's Title?! ...Nah, probably not.

*As Fun Fight Machine entered the ring, Kitty walked over, angrily questioning him. He held up a hand to clam her, then rose the mic to his mouth*

Fun Fight Machine: I have very bad news. I have received message from Jessie Parran. Camera, zoom in. *Fun Fight Machine held his phone up for the camera to get a close up. He started playing a video, showing a car in a parking lot with Jessie narrating*

Jessie: I don't believe this! Somebody slashed my tires! I can't get to the arena on time! Please, I need you to try and get Freezer Man to delay the match until later in the show! Please Fun Fight Machine!

*The video ended, and Fun Fight Machine put his phone down*

Fun Fight Machine: Jessie...could not make it to the show tonight. Someone messed with her. *An evil grin appeared on Kitty Kayleen's face, and she started to laugh. She grabbed the microphone from Fun Fight Machine*

Kitty Kayleen: Then if the champion isn't here...that means the winner of this match by forfeit...and your new HAW Women's Champion....Kitty Kayleen! *She got up onto the ropes to celebrate, the crowd booing. Suddenly, the HAW theme song started playing, and Freezer Man came out onto the stage*

Freezer Man: I apologize for coming out here but...I need to make some clarifications. Yes, someone mysteriously slashed Jessie Parran's tires, and she is not at the arena tonight. And yes, due to this...she has forfeited this match, and the HAW Women's Championship. *The crowd booed some more* HOWEVER...However....I find this sets a dangerous precedent. Wrestler's could theoretically just start sabotaging each others transportation before the show starts to gain titles, and the fans don't want to see that. They want to see action in the ring. So Kitty Kayleen, you will not be awarded the HAW Women's Championship, and it will remain vacant until a plan has been put in place! *Kitty Kayleen looked furious and started screaming towards Freezer Man, with Fun Fight Machine and referee Dennis Thompson holding her back*

Freezer Man: Now I must say, this is not how I wanted this show to start. So I'm going to make it up to you fans! You were promised four matches...so I figure tonight we settle a feud....I'm making Mitchell Row and James Calhoun take place, later on!

Edward Findleton: Oh, this could get very personal in that match!

Freezer Man: And that's not at all. This next match will be the HAW Tag Team Championship match between the Musical Lifeguard Chairs and the BioFuel Engineers. And I'm officially making it...a hardcore tornado tag match! So Kitty, Fun, get out of the ring, the show is starting!

*Fun Fight Machine and Kitty Kayleen left the ring, Kitty still looking angry*

Edward Findleton: Wow! Well, this show is off to an interesting start!

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