Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Next week is another HAW large event, and it's going to be an action packed show! As we know, there will be the six man women's chamber match, and the BioFuel Engineers will defend against the O'Toole Brothers. But just today, a new match has been added! The Men of Power take on The Strange Crew and Mitchell Row! Lastly, the championship match, Oden Schreiner will challenge Viking for the HAW World Champion! But before that happens, Viking is competing in a match tonight!
*The camera zoomed out, showing Viking on one side of Gregory, and Crash MuscleGate on the other side*
Gregory: Viking, tonight you face Oden Schreiner's MuscleGang member, Crash MuscleGate. How do feel having this match just one week prior to your first title defense?
Viking: Crash...Crash is a man I do not fear. He's small. He's weak. He's pathetic. I've been in the ring with him before, and I destroyed him, and that was with the stress of two other competitors breathing down my neck. Him and me in a one on one match? He has no chance.
Gregory: Crash, Viking talks a strong game, and he is correct. You lost the match you were in with him. What do you have to say to defend yourself?
Crash: I say this! Viking called me small, weak, and pathetic. And Viking...he's big, strong, and a champion. It can't be denied. But there is one thing Viking isn't.......and that's a viking! His whole identity is based on a lie! Gregory, the vikings disappear in the 11th century! So either Viking is a time traveler, or a liar! The ball is in your court sir!
Viking: I can trace my heritage back. I have Viking blood running through me. And I take pride in my ancestry.
Crash: You take pride in the fact that your ancestors were a bunch of murderers?!
Viking: My ancestors would invade a new land....take it's most valuable possessions...and rule. I think I've done exactly that. And you can tell your friend Oden Schreiner, he will be the first to fall under my reign. *Viking walked off*
Gregory: Wow! Some strong words there! Folks, Crash MuscleGate takes on Viking, and that's next! *Crash tried to grab the microphone to say something, but Gregory held it away, the sound picking him up saying “We're out of time!” before fading to black*
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Viking faced Crash MuscleGate, making an example of him by defeating him with his throat toss.
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*The BioFuel Engineers were at a cocktail lounge, sitting down with some women, who were caressing their tag team titles*
Woman1: Ooh...and you two won these?
Sydney Mason: We beat up some politician for them.
Woman2: That's amazing! Can we try them on? *The two women took the tag team titles and wrapped them around their waist*
Dalton Elkins: They look good on you...but you know where they would look better? ….Around us! *Dalton took his title back and placed it on his lap. Suddenly, the voice of Sean O'Toole was heard*
Sean: HEY! Who do we see about getting a Jameson?! *Sean and Fergus were walking in the cocktail lounge, outfits clashing with the upscale atmosphere. The two them made eye contact with the BioFuel Engineers*
Fergus: Look who it is...*The O'Tooles approached the Dalton and Sydney, who both stood up*
Sydney Mason: Ladies...excuse us. *The two women ran off* What are you two doing here?
Fergus: Same thing everyone is doing here, looking for a place to drink!
Dalton Elkins: Well find some dive bar downtown. No one in here wants your kind around.
Sean: Whoa, chill out there! We just want a drink, this was the place closest to the arena!
Sydney Mason: Go somewhere else. People here act with a manner of class, they just don't burst in.
Fergus: Huh...maybe we should go, Sean. This place doesn't sound proper fun. Lets go. *The O'Toole's started to turn to leave*
Dalton Elkins: Bunch of sissies...go ahead and leave, let us real men stay here in peace! *Fergus and Sean stopped, then turned around*
Fergus: ...You insulting us? Sean...I think he just insulted us.
Sean: That he did. *The two ran towards the BioFuel Engineers, and a bar fight broke out. The two teams traded punches and fought into a crowd of screaming patrons. Fergus got Sydney and threw him behind the bar, knocking bottles off the wall onto him. Sean then picked up Dalton, and slammed him through a table. The O'Toole Brothers brushed themselves off, looked at each other, nodded, and exited the bar, leaving the BioFuel Engineers hurt on the ground*
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*Crystal Cyclone and Athena were backstage, both looking upset*
Crystal: I just don't believe it. I can't believe Jessie.
Athena: She wasn't focused. She's just too distracted with everything else.
Crystal: I feel bad for her but...it's effecting us!
Athena: You and I could very easily be the first people in the chamber match because of her.
Crystal: And to win from that spot....it's nearly impossible. You would need to defeat every single person! It's honestly not fair to us!
*The two were interrupted by Kherti Bhakta, who walked over*
Kherti: Hey...I know I'm a rookie. I know I don't have a lot of experience...but I need to give you two this advice: Stop complaining! You two have been given an opportunity to be HAW Women's Champion! So while you whine about being...first, second, third...guess what? I'm not in it. There's a lot of wrestlers out there who would love to be in this match, but they aren't. So suck it up, and prove to the world you have what it takes to be Women's Champion!....I hope I didn't offend you two! Bye! *Kherti walked off*
Athena: ...She's got the attitude of a champion...
Crystal: And she's right...we need to focus on what we can control. *Crystal extended her hand to Athena* Good luck next week Athena. I hope one of us can pull this out. *Athena reciprocated the handshake*
Athena: Same to you Crystal. Fight well next week!
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*The Strange Crew's music played, and out came Drizzles, Hawaii, Jessie Parran, and Mitchell Row. The four stood in the ring, and Jessie took a microphone*
Jessie: A few weeks ago...I made accusations. I said that James Calhoun destroyed my car...and he threatened me if I continued searching for the truth. Last week...Ruslan Panov was “mysteriously” attacked, shortly after a conversation with James Calhoun...and now Ruslan is suffering from broken ribs and a concussion. James Calhoun...I'm calling you out. I have the evidence you are behind all of this. So come out here! Consider this your trial, because when Freezer Man hears about this, you'll be fired, that I can guarantee!
*The four waited in the ring for a few moments, when James Calhoun's music played. Calhoun, Rat, and Behemoth all made their way down and joined everyone inside the ring*
Jessie: James, you were involved in property damage, you were involved in assault, you-
James Calhoun: Hey hey...hold on there Miss Parran. I beg of you, please save your breath. I'm not out here to defend myself. I'm out here to....apologize.
Jessie: You? Apologize? That doesn't sound like the James Calhoun I know.
James Calhoun: Then you must not know me very well, because my daddy raised me to be an honest and respectful man. And like any man, I have to admit when I was in the wrong. Jessie...I'm very much in the wrong. Today, I just got off the phone with Freezer Man himself, and...I admitted to it.
Jessie: I knew it!
James Calhoun: Jessie this is not a win for you. I was supposed to have a match tonight against Mitchell Row! And I was supposed to have a match next week, Men of Power vs Strange Crew and Row! And now...I'm suspended!
Jessie: Wait, you're not even fired?
James Calhoun: Of course not! See, I talked it over with Freezer Man, like an adult. I didn't do it publicly like a child. And he understood my perspective. See, I never laid a finger on your car...and last week I never came into contact with Ruslan Panov after my encounter with him. But...I did orchestrate them. I agreed to help Kitty Kayleen, and I wanted Panov taken out. So due to not being involved directly, and by going out here and admitting to the public that I am guilty....Freezer Man agreed to give me a two week suspension, ending next week!
Jessie: That's it?! What?! I lost my title because of you and you're getting off with a short suspension?!
James Calhoun: That is a very hefty sum of money I am losing out on, and I feel so much pain...for you and these fans. They wanted to see a match tonight! They wanted to see a fair match next week! And thanks to you, they were robbed of that.
Jessie: I think in this instance, I actually have their support. No one cares about you, Calhoun.
James Calhoun: Well Freezer Man disagrees. He thought there should be a match tonight, and next week. And that's why he agreed that I could have a replacement. Funnily enough, he is the man who damaged your car. He is the man who attacked Ruslan Panov. And he is...the newest member of the Men of Power!
*A new song played, a rock song with a slight oriental feel. Female japanese vocals started, and out came Fun Fight Machine, dressed in black and white form of his attire, and carrying a small box. The crowd erupted in boo's. Calhoun had a huge, evil grin on his face, while Jessie had her hand covering her mouth, looking ready to cry. Fun Fight Machine entered the ring, staring down the Strange Crew, then got up into the face of Mitchell Row. Fun Fight Machine finally used his shoulder to push him away, then went over to Jessie, who could not make eye contact and looked heart broken*
Fun Fight Machine: Jessie....
Jessie: Why?! Why?! That championship was my dream...why did you crush it?!
Fun Fight Machine: Jessie...you crushed my dream first. I loved you. I would have done anything for you. But you...you just cared about you. You and the first muscle man you could find! *Fun Fight Machine glared at Mitchell Row. Row walked over and put an arm around Jessie*
Jessie: You were my friend!
Fun Fight Machine: I was your shield. Nothing more. You never cared about me, and I do not care about you. *Fun Fight Machine opened up the box, and pulled out the piranha plant plushie and robot plushie Jessie had given them. He grabbed hold of them, then ripped them in half and threw them on the ground. Jessie fell to her knees, crying. Mitchell Row got up into Fun Fight Machine's face, but the Men of Power quickly backed him up. The Strange Crew helped Jessie up, then escorted her from the ring, who was still crying.*
James Calhoun: Mitchell...at this point, I would love for the four of us to beat the hell out of you. But I don't want anymore trouble. You can have your match with Fun Fight Machine.
*Calhoun, Rat, and Behemoth left, leaving Fun Fight Machine and Mitchell Row to compete in a very personal match*
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Two very angry wrestlers faced each other, but the new Fun Fight Machine defeated Mitchell Row in a hard fought match.
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