Hazardous Awesome Wrestling: August 2020

Friday, August 28, 2020

Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to HAW! We're here in Austin, Texas and our main event tonight is Scarred Badger defending his National Championship against a former National Champion, Ruslan Panov!

THE Casey Gains: I'm excited to see a championship caliber wrestling match, but this joke of a match I'm told is going to be kicking off the show...The MuscleGang Open Challenge...

The MuscleGang theme played, and the crowd cheered as out came all four members of the MuscleGang.

Crash MuscleGate: The MuscleGang Open Challenge is officially on tonight! Lovable Liam will be taking on a mysterious competitor! It can be anyone from the back, it can be from any company, it can even be a fan! No one knows who he will be facing!

Oden Schreiner: Disgruntled Union Worker! I paid his Uber ride!

Liam looked shocked, while Crash sighed and shook his head.

Frederic St. Pierre: …Ok, we knew. But Liam didn't, this is a surprise for him, and tonight the MuscleGang will go...

Lovable Liam: 2-0!

Disgruntled Union Worker's theme played, coming out to a mild reception from the crowd.

Edward Findleton: Disgruntled Union Worker! HAW fans may remember him losing badly in the battle royal last season where Viking came out on top!

THE Casey Gains: Thanks for bringing up the memories, Edward.

Union Worker made his way to the ring, and the MuscleGang exited for the match to start. The bell rang, and Liam quickly went on the offensive. Liam hit a DDT on Union Worker, and he looked to be out of it. Liam held up two fingers and tried starting a “2-0” chant with the crowd. Union Worker was able to get some energy back, and went for a roll up on Liam, but Liam kicked out at the last moment!

Realizing the showboating nearly cost him, Liam looked to regain focus, and started another attack on Disgruntled Union Worker. This time, he didn't slow down, and hit Disgruntled Union Worker with a Tiger Bomb, and went for a quick cover. Liam easily picked up the three count, and the MuscleGang came into the ring to celebrate with him as the crowd cheered.

Edward Findleton: What a match! The MuscleGang has gone to 2-0 in the MuscleGang Open Challenge!

THE Casey Gains: Am I the only sane one here? They're facing nobodies! I mean it's not even an open an challenge!

Edward Findleton: None the less it will continue next week with Frederic St. Pierre to see if the MuscleGang can go 3-0!

The Biofuel Engineers were walking backstage, looking around cautiously, when they stopped suddenly, staring ahead. The camera panned over to a door with a frosted window, and text saying “Offices of Sgt. Drizzles and Chief Hawaii.” Sydney and Dalton looked at each other, then walked up slowly and knocked on the door.

Sydney: Drizzles! Hawaii! We know your games! We're not falling for this trap!

Hawaii's voice could be hear from inside the office:

Hawaii: If you don't wish to come in, then I guess we'll have to choose a different team to face.

Dalton was visibly frustrated, and opened the door. Inside was Drizzles in a cop uniform and Hawaii in a suit, sitting at a desk looking over paperwork.

Hawaii: Elkins? Mason? Right? Sit down, make yourself comfortable.

Dalton: Enough games! We're here to get our fair rematch!

Hawaii: Hostile behavior. Sgt. Drizzles, note that please.

Sydney: Stop! We don't come here to dress up, to play pranks, to mentally torture people. We're here to wrestle, and we just want the match that we deserve!

Hawaii: If you want this match, then we're doing this interview! We're in charge here, not you! Got it? Good! Camera man, out!

The Biofuel Engineers looked back at the camera, nervous to be left alone. Hawaii stood up, escorted the camera out, and shut the door right in front of the camera.

Back in the ring, HAW World Champion James Calhoun and the Men of Power came out to the ring, and Calhoun took a microphone.

Calhoun: Ladies and Gentlemen, last week, I was holding a eulogy for my dear friend Franco Mancini...before rudely being interrupted by a protester, and my challenger, Douglas Brunswick. I think Douglas and I got off on the wrong foot, and I want to take this opportunity to bring him out to the ring, talk to him man to man, let him tell his story. Let's go to know Douglas Brunswick! Come on out!

A couple seconds passed, and Douglas Brunswick's theme played. He walked down towards the ring, but stayed outside for a bit, eyeing up all four members of the Men of Power.

James Calhoun: We won't bite son, we promise! Come on! Rat, get him a microphone! Let's welcome him!

The Men of Power started to applaud, and Douglas finally came into the ring. Rat handed him a microphone and gave him a quick hug, then joined in the applause.

James Calhoun: Douglas Brunswick! The rookie wonder! Where are you from Douglas?

Douglas Brunswick: ...I grew up in Portland, Oregon. I've been traveling the world wrestling the last six years. I've wrestled across America, Canada, Japan, and Britain. I've won championships at every company I've worked for. And now, I'm about to win the HAW World Championship.

Calhoun: The spirit is strong in this one, haha! I like you! Now Douglas, I've researched you a bit. You've accomplished a lot! Fun Fight Machine, can you read off some of his accomplishments?

Fun Fight Machine: One time Sleeper Hold Organize Wrestling Heavyweight Champion.

Calhoun: You defeated a 60 year old man in his retirement match for that! In his basement!

Fun Fight Machine: Headlined AND sold out the Greenville Elementary Auditorium.

Calhoun: Ticket prices for that show were $5!

Fun Fight Machine: Interviewed on page 12 of the January 2018 issue of “Wrestling Stars of Today.”

Douglas Brunswick: I get it! I get it. You guys want to make fun of me. Play me down as am indie star and a fluke competitor. Calhoun, I'm not a fluke. I'm damn good in this ring. This right here, is my life, my passion. I'm not doing this for the money, the power, the fame like you. I'm doing this to prove to myself that I am the best.

James Calhoun: Douglas, I'm really hurt that's what you think. I honestly believe you are a great wrestler. That's why I want to make you an offer. I am officially offering you a spot in the Men of Power. What does the young lad think of that?

Douglas Brunswick: I don't even have to think twice about that offer. I decline. I just want to prove myself in two weeks at Shootout.

The Men of Power all surrounded Douglas Brunswick, and Calhoun leaned down and got in his face.

James Calhoun: You're nothing. You were a big fish in a small pond before. You were overlooked your first month. But now, you're a known quantity. I think...I think I'll let you prove yourself next week. Not against me, no. Against Fun Fight Machine. Let's see if you can handle him. I'll be curious to see how you react against real competition.

Calhoun threw the mic down, and the Men of Power left the ring, forcibly brushing their shoulders off Douglas Brunswick as they left,

Edward Findleton: Brunswick vs Fun Fight Machine next week! Now that should be a show stealer!

Backstage, The Musical Lifeguard Chairs and Sentinel and Phoenix were standing around, looking at the door of the offices of Hawaii and Drizzles.

Phoenix: Can they really do this? Conduct interviews?

Mr. Lifeguard: This is actually tame for these guys. Usually they're conducting acts of terrorism, but impersonating law enforcement is pretty low on the scale of crimes they've committed.

Sentinel: Phoenix, just listen to me, you have nothing to be afraid of. These guys just like to play mindgames with you.

There was suddenly a loud explosion behind the door, and smoke started to pour out from behind the frame. The sounds of The Strange Crew and Biofuel Engineers could be heard behind the door, while the other teams just stared.

Dalton: I'm on fire! I'm on fire! Get water!

Hawaii: Sydney no! That's not water, that's gasoline!

Dalton: Aghhh!

Hawaii: I'll get the extinguisher!

There was a loud “Clunk” followed by Sydney screaming in pain, then the sounds of spraying. The door opened up, and Sydney came out with a bruise on his head, and Dalton with burnt clothes. The two stared at the other teams, then walked off in a daze, saying nothing.

Hawaii: Next!

The Musical Lifeguard Chairs looked at Sentinel and Phoenix and shrugged.

LaZor: Wish us luck guys!

Lazor and Lifeguard walked into the offices, while Phoenix ran his head through his hair, looking very nervous for their future interview.

The Exotic Delights, Phueng Ahunai and Lela LaCruse, came out to the ring.

THE Casey Gains: Edward, how impressive was Phueng's debut last week? Complete domination of Mary Jane Elder!

Edward Findleton: It could be argued that was due to Lela's interference in the match.

THE Casey Gains: This business is all about results Edward, not details. The result was a win for Phueng, and if these two can help each other win a match, then they deserve the that praise! Let's see if Lela can repeat that success tonight against Hannah Rivers!

Hannah Rivers made her way out, and the match was underway. Hannah started the match out by walking over to referee Dennis Thompson and pointing to Phueng Ahunai outside the ring, asking her to be thrown out. Dennis Thompson was explaining the rules to her, when Lela attacked Hannah from behind. Lela grabbed Hannah Rivers and threw her shoulder first into the ring post, then gave her a reverse DDT to the mat. Lela jumped up to the top rope, and dove off with a Diving Corkscrew Moonsault. Lela hit all of it, and covered Hannah for a pinfall victory!

With Hannah on the ground, Phueng slid in next to Lela. They looked at Hannah, and started stomping on her. The attacks continued, until running down the ramp was Kherti Bhakta and Mary Jane Elder. Seeing them coming down, the Exotic Delights retreated out of the ring and into the crowd. Kherti grabbed a microphone and looked into the crowd at them.

Kherti: I've had it with you two already! You've threatened my friend, and now you're making a mockery of the women's division! I'm challenging you. Yes, I am challenging YOU to a match at Shootout. I'm putting my title on the line. And I'm going to show you what it means to be part of the HAW Women's Division! Phueng, Lela, I don't care. Just know that after Shootout, your 15 minutes of fame are up!

Kherti threw the microphone down, still yelling at the retreating Phueng and Lela.

Phoenix and Sentinel were still waiting outside the office doors, when they opened up. LaZor and Lifeguard walked out, holding a box of pizza.

LaZor: Good talking to you guys! I'll ask my wife if dinner is ok for tuesday, alright?

Mr. Lifeguard: And thanks for the pizza!

The Musical Lifeguard Chairs shut the door behind them, then patted Sentinel and Phoenix on the back!

Mr. Lifeguard: Don't worry, it's really not that bad!

LaZor: You guys got this, good luck! Just be yourselves!

LaZor and Lifeguard walked away, and Sentinel and Phoenix took a deep breath, and went into the office, sitting down across from Hawaii and Drizzles.

Hawaii: Sgt. Drizzles, note the arrival of Sentinel and Phoenix. Do you have identification?

Sentinel: ...Not on me, but back in my gym bag I do.

Hawaii: So how do we know those are even your real names? Hmm? What mother would name her child Sentinel?

Sentinel: I'll give my real name if you want that.

Hawaii: We just want the truth Mr. Sentinel! That's all we've ever wanted during this investigation!

Phoenix: Guys, listen! Listen! I'm just going to speak from the heart. Hawaii, I remember in kindergarten...watching you on TV, thinking how cool you were. Drizzles, I was in high school watching your HAW debut and talking about you to my friends! And now I'm teaming with Sentinel, a man who's been in this business for years, but has never had his fair shake, yet he's passed on so much knowledge to me already. I just want everyone here to know, it's a complete honor no matter what happens. I'm living my dream. I just hope you guys choose us to face you. It would mean everything, but I understand if you don't. I just respect every single person in this room, I really do.

Hawaii and Drizzles looked at each other for a moment. They both stood up and started clapping. Hawaii and Drizzles came around to the other side of the table and started giving hugs to Phoenix and Sentinel.

Hawaii: That's honestly really touching. It takes a lot to get to the heart of this old vet, but you just did it. Good job Phoenix. You're gonna do well in this business.

Phoenix: Thank you Hawaii, I appreciate it.

Hawaii; ...Anyway, let's just skip to the fighting, ok?

Hawaii grabbed a lamp, and smashed Phoenix over the head with it, causing the room to go dark. The sounds of fighting were heard as the camera man exited the room, and shut the office door of Sgt. Drizzles and Chief Hawaii.

Ruslan Panov's music hit, and he came out to the ring, holding the nightstick he had used the week before.

Edward Findleton: National Championship time! Ruslan Panov and Scarred Badger! Both of these men like fighting, both can take a beating. The question is, who can do better in the ring tonight?

Scarred Badger came out next, but at the ramp, he stopped. He reached into both of his pockets, pulling out a sock in one, then some rolls of quarters in the other. He poured the quarters into the sock, then made his way down to the ring.

THE Casey Gains: Referee Tom Hunter may have his hands full with this one Edward. I have a feeling we're not about to see a technical masterpiece.

Scarred Badger got into the ring, and referee Tom Hunter made both men put their weapons down. Each slowly dropped their weapon in their corner. Tom Hunter rang the bell, and the match was underway.

Scarred Badger and Ruslan Panov circled each other once, before ending back up at their respective corners. Scarred Badger looked at his sock of quarters, Panov looked at his nightstick. They each grabbed their weapon, ran towards each other, and started wailing on each other. The bell rang in a double disqualification.

Edward Findleton: They're just beating the hell out of each other!

The two kept swinging their weapons, neither taking anytime to take a breath. Crew members rushed the ring, and eventually separated both of the wrestlers. Scarred Badger rolled out of the ring and made his way to get his title, then held it up, smiling at Ruslan.

Edward Findleton: It looks like we're out of time! We're going to have to see what the fallout is for the future of the HAW National Championship next week after the double disqualification! Good night from Austin!

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Theme Songs:

The MuscleGang

Disgruntled Union Worker

Friday, August 21, 2020

HAW comes from New Orleans this week, and the show opens up with James Calhoun's music, as he comes out to the ring with the Men of Power.

Edward Findleton: The main event tonight will be for the number contenders match for the HAW National Championship, it will be El Espectro taking on Ruslan Panov! The winner will face Scarred Badger next week! But it looks like last week's main event wrestler is kicking off our show!

Calhoun and the Men of Power all had their had down, looking solemn their entire walk to the ring. Calhoun grabbed a microphone and sighed.

James Calhoun: I....I need to apologize. Last week, I fought my good friend...Franco Mancini. It was a great match, he showed such strength, such effort...he showed why he used to be a champion. But after that match...it had to be done. I had to end Franco Mancini's career by ordering The Behemoth to powerbomb him through that announce table.

THE Casey Gains: He almost ended my announcing career and I've only been here a month!

Calhoun: I've felt such guilt this past week that we'll never see Franco Mancini ever again. I'm...I'm sorry!

James Calhoun put his face in his hands. Rat pulled out a handkerchief and handed it to James, who wiped his eyes, while Fun Fight Machine gave him a consoling hug. The crowd booed the entire time.

Edward Findleton: I don't think anyone here is buying this act.

Calhoun: Franco, I know you're watching from that hospital bed, most likely with feeding tubes in you...I just hope that one day, you and I can look back at this, laugh, and become friends. Franco, you-

James Calhoun was cut off, as the music of Douglas Brunswick came on. The crowd cheered, as Brunswick walked to the top of the ramp.

Douglas Brunswick: James Calhoun, I know there's only two things in this world you care about. Yourself, and that title. Yeah, you beat Franco last week. He's a good wrestler. But not as good as me. I'll be seeing you in a couple weeks at Shootout, and I expect to win that title you hold so dear. Because I know in my heart that one on one, in a fair wrestling match, you will NEVER defeat me. Enjoy your last couple weeks with that title.

Douglas Brunswick's music played again, and he pointed to the ring at Calhoun's championship. Calhoun held it above his head, suddenly no longer sad and screaming back at Brunswick how he'll never take this title. Brunswick had enough and went to the back.

A new theme song played, and the words “Exotic Delights” showed up on the screen. Out walked Phueng Ahunai and Lela Lacruse. They entered the ring, where Edward Findleton stood with a microphone.

Edward Findleton: Phueng Ahunai, Lela Lacruse...you're calling yourselves “Exotic Delights.” My question is, how can you defend your actions last week?

Lela: Easily.

Edward: ….....Ok, may you elaborate?

Phueng: Of course. We've had a difficult journey. I'm from Thailand. Lela is from Jamaica. And when we first came to work on the American wrestling scene, promoters wanted us to act....a certain way.

Lela: Stereotypes. Phueng can be the smart Asian girl! I can be the Rastafarian pothead! We refused to do that. Although ultimately to get work, we had to settle on...good ol' fashioned American Cheerleader.

Phueng: Then came HAW, scouting us in Alpha Wolf Wrestling. We lost to a woman named Mary Jane Elder, who incidentally, will be my opponent tonight. Freezerman was impressed and he signed her to a deal. But we went to him and said “Give us one chance. If we're not the talk of the women's division after it, then forget about us.”

Lela: We were never going to harm Athena. But the fact remains, every person watching knew who we were after that. And now Athena, the star of the HAW Women's Division? She's an afterthought as she fades away to motherhood.

Phueng: HAW Fans...HAW Women's division, and Kherti Bhakta... You're about to to find out a lot more about us. Edward, get out of our ring.

Edward Findleton left, and Mary Jane Elder's music played as she came down to the ring. She made sure to slap hands with the crowd, and was smiling and looking confident in her debut match.

The match started, with Phueng running right towards Mary Jane to attack her. Mary Jane ducked her attack and grabbed Phueng for a bulldog. Mary Jane started to climb to the top rope, but saw Lela LaCruse jump on the ring apron. Realizing she was in position to interfere with the top rope, she got down, but the distraction gave Phueng enough time to recover and attack Mary Jane from behind.

Phueng used various rest holds, and the crowd started to clap to get Mary Jane back. Feeding off the energy, she got to her feet, and fought back against Phueng. Mary Jane tried to gain momentum by going to the ropes for a running attack, but Lela pulled the rope down causing her to fall out of the ring..

Mary Jane got visibly frustrated, and turned towards Lela and began yelling at her. Mary Jane rolled back in the ring, still yelling at Lela, but Phueng took full advantage of this. Phueng hit the seated Mary Jane Elder with a Running Neck Twist, then quickly covered her for a pinfall victory.

Phueng and Lela posed over their fallen foe, and grabbed one of the ringside cameras.

Lela: See this Kherti? We're in your future. Get used to it!

All four members of the MuscleGang were walking backstage, looking dejected.

Frederic St. Pierre: ...I can't believe I lost the title.

Lovable Liam: ...And we lost a shot at the tag titles...

Crash: We went 0-4 last month. That's never happened in the history of the MuscleGang....you guys don't think we need to....split, do you?

Oden: ENOUGH! We all lost! But now we win! The MuscleGang will go 4-0 this month. I win this week. Liam next week! Fred the week after then Crash!

Crash: What are we even fighting for? Just...randomly throw together matches? At that rate we'll be...we'll be....dark match wrestlers! We need drama!

Liam: Please get Crash some drama! Please! He needs drama!

Oden: …....Then we do open challenge! I declare the MuscleGang Open Challenge on! We will take on all challengers!

As Oden screamed, people in the backstage area were seemingly avoiding eye contact with him, not really interested in this MuscleGang open challenge. However, walking with his head down, Jack Trailor accidentally bumped into Oden.

Jack: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Oden: Jack Trailor! You accepted the MuscleGang Open Challenge! Tonight, we go down to the ring, I beat you up, ok?!

Jack Trailor looked a bit confused, but nodded.

Jack: Ok. See you later.

Oden: 4-0! 4-0! 4-0!

Liam started to join in the “4-0” chant, followed by Fred and finally Crash. They walked off, leaving Jack Trailor very confused.

The Biofuel Engineer's music played, and they came out to the ring fast and with a purpose.

Sydney Mason: Cut our music, this is business time now. We're done playing games!

Dalton Elkins: We were promised a match against The Strange Crew for the Tag Team Titles. Last week was NOT what we were promised. We are respected wrestlers, not side show circus freaks!

Sydney Mason: And we are not leaving this ring until we get a fair rematch!

The Biofuel Engineers stood in the ring, waiting for a response. But to their surprise, Phoenix's music played, and he came out with Sentinel.

Phoenix: You want a fair rematch? You want a match by the rules of HAW? Then how about going back and forfeiting your match against us, when you low blowed Sentinel?!

Sentinel: I've been in this business before you guys graduated high school. You cheated us against us, and that's fine. That's part of wrestling, I get it. But what I can't stand, is entitled punks like you two coming in and demanding everything be handed to you in a silver platter. In this business, you earn your way to the top by taking every opportunity you're given, even if it means wrestling two mad men at a carnival! So shut up and quit complaining!

The Biofuel Engineers looked enraged and got in the face of Phoenix and Sentinel. The two groups were about to come to blows, when the Musical Lifeguard Chairs' theme played, and out came LaZor and Mr. Lifeguard.

Mr. Lifeguard: Calm down gentlemen! Calm down. We don't want anyone getting hurt outside of a legally sanctioned wrestling match!

LaZor: And we get it. All of you really do have a compelling story. Biofuel Engineers fighting in an unusual match...Sentinel and Phoenix, the rookie and vet looking for their shot at glory! But we have perhaps the most compelling reason for why we should be next in line for the titles.

Mr. Lifeguard: It would just be cool! Musical Lifeguard Chairs vs The Strange Crew! That just sounds like a fun match, am I right?

The crowd cheered, but The Biofuel Engineers looked like they weren't having any of it.

Dalton Elkins: No! WE are getting the match! It's not two nobody's who just came out of no where getting the match, it's not two washed up grandpas who have...what, one title between them in a combined 40 years? And that was when the one guy was in a mask pretending to be a termite!

Sydney Mason: He'd still be a cartoon character if we didn't rip it off!

The Biofuel Engineers laughed, and LaZor and Lifeguard looked a bit hurt by the comments. Suddenly, the lights in the arena went off, and the face of Drizzles appeared on the jumbotron.

Drizzles: Six stars in the ring of various heights

Who on earth will the Strange Crew fight?

Next week you will need to win our heart

Because the tag team challengers, we will choose that part!

The lights in the arena came on, and everything appeared normal for the three teams in the ring. Suddenly from the audience, a large group of people dressed as Drizzles and Hawaii started storming the ring. Being out numbered and not knowing who the real Strange Crew members were, the three teams fled up the ramp and to the back. With the ring filled with “clones,” the real Drizzles and Hawaii emerged from the group, got on the rope, and held the tag team titles up.

Oden Schreiner's music played, and out he came for the MuscleGang Open Challenge, pumped up and ready to fight. Moments later, Jack Trailor came out, still looking unsure of what he got himself into.

The bell rang, and Oden Schreiner immediately grappled with Jack. Jack was able to hold his own for a bit, but Oden's superior strength allowed him to grab Jack Trailor and slam him to the ground. Schreiner continued to pound on Trailor, not relenting. Oden finally dragged Jack up to his feet, and whipped him into the turnbuckle. Trailor stumbled backwards, and Oden grabbed his throat. With a quick lift up, Oden Schreiner delivered a choke slam to Jack Trailor, and covered him for the pin.

Edward Findleton: It looks like Jack Trailor could not win the prestigious MuscleGang Open Challenge this week, putting the members at 1-0 for the month!

THE Casey Gains: Not surprising, a goldfish is smarter than Jack Trailor! Edward, I think next week Lovable Liam will have much stiffer competition!

It was time for the main event of the night, the number one contenders match for the National Championship. Prior to the match, Scarred Badger came down to the ring, and joined Edward and Casey on commentary.

Edward: You got that headset on? Ok good! It looks like Scarred Badger is here to scout out his competition, former National Champion Ruslan Panov and a powerful luchador, El Espectro! What's your thoughts going into this match?

Scarred Badger: ….................

Edward: A man of few words!

El Espectro came out first. Before going into the ring, he stood in front of the announce table, and simply stared at Scarred Badger. Neither man flinched or reacted to any emotion, until Ruslan Panov's music hit. El Espectro finally turned away and got in the ring and Ruslan made his way towards the ring.

With both competitors ready, the match was underway. The men circled each other, testing the waters. Ruslan tried to use his strikes, going for some punches, then some kicks. El Espectro caught a kick, and managed to clothesline Panov to the ground.

El Espectro took over, using his power style to give Ruslan Panov various slams.

Edward Findleton: Two different styles, strikes vs slams. Any preference on what you'll fare better against?

Scarred Badger: ….........

El Espectro stayed in control, and irish whipped Panov to the ropes. He went for another clothesline, but Panov ducked, and Espectro hit referee Tom Hunter! Espectro didn't seem concerned for the ref, and went back to attacking Ruslan Panov. He lifted him up, and tossed him outside the ring near the announce table. El Espectro walked out of the ring, and pointed at Scarred Badger, taunting him. When Espectro turned towards Panov, Panov had reached under the ring, grabbed a nightstick, and clubbed El Espectro in the ribs.

THE Casey Gains: Desperation AND illegal maneuvers while the ref is down! I'm impressed with Ruslan Panov!

Scarred Badger was now smiling and seemed very interested in the match, as Panov continued wailing on Espectro. Panov put the nightstick to El Espectro's throat, and started to choke him out. Espectro passed out, and Panov rolled him into the ring just as referee Tom Hunter started to come too. Panov put an arm over El Espectro, and got the long 3 count!

Edward Findleton: There we have it! Scarred Badger vs Ruslan Panov for the National Championship next week! Scarred Badger, what do you think about- Hey, where are you going?!

Scarred Badger left the announce area, and grabbed the nightstick. While Panov was celebrating, Scarred Badger slid into the ring behind him. Panov turned around, and quickly stepped back as he saw Badger holding the nightstick. Scarred Badger laughed, then calmly walked over to Ruslan Panov. He handed the nightstick to him, then patted him on his shoulder and nodded, before exiting the ring. Ruslan Panov was left holding the nightstick and looking back at the departing Scarred Badger to end the show!

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Theme Songs:

The Biofuel Engineers

Phoenix

Musical Lifeguard Chairs

Friday, August 14, 2020

Edward Findleton: Welcome everybody! We are in Atlanta, Georgia for HAW One Way Trip! The main event, Franco Mancini vs James Calhoun for the HAW World Championship!

THE Casey Gains: Not just that Edward, every title is going to be the on line tonight. Kherti Bhakta will defend against Crystal Cyclone, and The Biofuel Engineers challenge the Strange Crew!

Edward Findleton: But first, it's the HAW National Championship match! It's Scarred Badger taking on Frederic St. Pierre, the man who won the title for the very first time 8 years ago to this day, August 14 2012, and his never lost a National Championship match!

Scarred Badger came down first. As he got to the ring, he looked under all the ring aprons and nodded to himself before getting in. Frederic St. Pierre came down next, posing for the crowd and flaunting his title. Referee Dennis Thompson held up the HAW National Championship, and the match began.

St. Pierre tried to start off with some grapples, but Scarred Badger refused to engage in any type of holds. Whenever St. Pierre would get close, Scarred Badger would go for a quick strike. Eventually, Scarred Badger landed a blow, and it stunned St. Pierre. Badger got on top and started punching away, only being broken up by the ref.

Scarred Badger continuing his assault on Frederic St. Pierre, when suddenly TheMuscleGang's music hit. Crash, Liam, and Oden came out on the stage. Referee Dennis Thompson was looking up the stage, yelling for them to leave.

Frederic St. Pierre rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair. He came in the ring and swung it directly at Scarred Badger, hitting him in the ribs. Badger stumbled a bit, but then looked up and smiled. St. Pierre was shocked, and Scarred Badger grabbed the chair, and smashed it over St. Pierre's head. Frederic fell to the ground and was busted open. Scarred Badger kicked the chair out of the ring, then forcefully grabbed the ref. He covered St. Pierre, and picked up the victory to win the HAW National Championship!

Edward Findleton: And there we have! We've got a new HAW National Champion! Scarred Badger wins, and Frederic St. Pierre's 1,880 day streak of never losing an HAW National Championship match ends!

THE Casey Gains: Well with the way Scarred Badger can take a beating, this guy may hold the title for another 1,800 days!

The MuscleGang came down to help St. Pierre, all the members looking defeated and sad, while Scarred Badger took the title and went up the ramp, seemingly not caring for any celebration with the fans, and made his way to the back.

A video played, with text saying “A Day in the Life of a Biofuel Engineer.” The screen then faded to a hotel room door, which opened up and two young woman walked out. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins stepped out seconds later.

Dalton Elkins: I'm Dalton Elkins, this is Sydney Mason, and that's how we start our day as Biofuel Engineers. Everything just comes naturally to us when you're smart.

Sydney Mason: And when you're good looking, and most of all, rich. So we decided to show you our average day on the night of a big match. Maybe that way YOU can like vicariously through us!

The video showed Sydney and Dalton having breakfast, yelling at a waiter that their steak was cooked incorrect, working out at the gym while simultaneously taking business calls, and getting massaged at a spa. Finally, it showed them getting into the car.

Sydney Mason: Time to go the arena. And we're making sure we have some extra room in that trunk...

Dalton Elkins: For when we win the HAW Tag Team Championships tonight! Hop in!

The camera followed them into car, and The BioFuel Engineers took to the road.

The next match featured Crystal Cyclone challenging Kherti Bhakta for the HAW Women's Championship, with Athena has the special guest referee, in a falls count anywhere match.

Athena came out first, dressed in her ref outfit and to cheers from the crowd, though she looked more focused on the task at hand than the crowd's cheers. Crystal came out next to a positive reaction, as she tried to win over the crowd on her side. Kherti finally came out last, holding her title high and not wanting to let it go. Before the match, all three women shook hands.

THE Casey Gains: I can't think of a more horrifying, disgusting, vomit inducing match than this.

Edward: It's only a falls count anywhere match, this isn't a deathmatch!

THE Casey Gains: I'm not talking about the match! I'm talking about how much respect these women have for each other! This is wrestling, not kindergarten!

The match began, and Crystal immediately went outside the ring. Kherti followed her, but Crystal got the early upper hand when she ran up the ring steps and launched herself out with a flying clothesline to Kherti. Crystal made use of the outside environment, whipping Kherti into the steps, the barricade and even up the ramp. Crystal took the time to set up some tables, but that allowed Kherti to regain energy and attack Crystal. Kherti then threw Crystal back into the ring.

Kherti started to focus on more technical wrestling, working on Crystal's right leg with submissions and strikes. Athena kept asking if Crystal submitted, but Crystal refused. Kherti went for another submission but Crystal reversed, and rolled back out of the ring. She stumbled over to the timekeeper's area, and as Kherti followed, Crystal grabbed the ring bell and hit Kherti with it! Crystal tried to move, but her speed and aerial manuevers were greatly hampered by her injured leg. She went for a cover, but Kherti kicked out. Crystal slowly climbed up some ringsteps until she was on the apron. Kherti Bhakta stood up, and Crystal jumped towards Kherti, but Kherti caught her in midair. Kherti started to fall backwards towards the set up table, and delivered a flapjack to Crystal through the table! Kherti slowly made her way to Crystal and went for the pin, and Athena counted to three!

Athena grabbed the Woman's Championship, helped Kherti into the ring and gave her the title, before raising her hand. Athena moved to the side to let Kherti celebrate, when out of no where, two women jumped from the crowd into the ring and started attacking Kherti Bhakta.

Edward Findleton: Can we cut cameras? We need security out here!

THE Casey Gains: Wait...wait...That's Lela Lacruse! And Phueng Ahunai!

With Kherti beaten down, Lela and Phueng turned towards Athena and started to circle her. Athena put her hands up, and motioned to her stomach, not wanting any part of the fight. Lela grabbed Athena's arms from behind, and held her. Phueng started to line up for an attack, when Crystal Cyclone ran to the ring and tackled Phueng! Lela let go, and came to help her friend, which Athena used as an opportunity to escape. The two women immediately beat down Crystal Cyclone, and stood in the ring, standing over Crystal and Kherti. The women high fived each other, and exited the ring and back into the crowd.

“A Day in the Life of a Biofuel Engineer” showed up on the screen again, then faded to Dalton and Sydney driving at night through a wooden area.

Sydney: Says we'll be at the arena in just a minute...must be a shortcut!

GPS: Turn Right in 1000 feet and you will have reached your destination.

The car turned, and pulled into a dark field. As they slowed down, the headlights lit up the referee Tom Hunter, standing alone. They slammed on the breaks, and got out of the car.

Dalton: What the hell is this?! We're supposed to be fighting the Strange Crew!

Tom Hunter: ….......The challengers have arrived, ring the bell!

About 50 feet away, a strange hunchback man grabbed a mallet and went to a Strength Test game, swung it, causing a ball to go up and ring the bell. Behind Tom Hunter, a bunch of lights came on, revealing a fairground with rides and carnival music playing.

Sydney: ….You have gotta be kidding me.

Dalton and Sydney started to walk into the fair. Rides were going, but no people were around. Finally, they came to a building that said “Freak Show” featuring late 19^th century cartoony depictions of popular characters, like a bearded woman, a lizard man, a giant, and finally, depictions of Drizzles and Hawaii. Sydney and Dalton nodded to each other, and went inside, fist clenched ready to fight.

As they entered, two women approached them, the first was the bearded woman on the poster, and the second a woman covered in tattoos and hundreds of piercings.

Bearded Woman: Ooh...some big strong men here! We here you like ladies, why not come with us and we can show you around.

The Engineers appeared uneasy, but the women grabbed their arms, and led them through the building past a man covered in snakes who screamed at them, then past a pair of Siamese twins.

Sydney: Look, we're here for a championship match against Drizzles and Hawaii. We don't care about any of you!

Bearded Woman: ….Well how rude! Treating your dates like that. You want the Strange Crew? We'll give them to you!

The Bearded Woman pulled a lever, and all the lights went out. Seconds later, they came on, and The Biofuel Engineers found themselves in a mirror maze. The two started feeling their way around. When multiple Hawaii's appeared.

Hawaii: This way! I'm here! Catch me, haha!

Sydney and Dalton tried to chase Hawaii, but Dalton ran right into a mirror and fell to the ground. When he looked up, Sydney Mason was no where to be found.

Dalton: ...Sydney? …...Sydney? …..Sydney! Where are you?!

Dalton turned around, and suddenly saw Drizzles the Clown. Drizzles laughed and started to walk towards Dalton. When he got within 20 feet, the mirror cut off, and Drizzles suddenly appeared 20 feet to his right. Dalton turned and Drizzles approached again before disappearing, now appearing 10 feet closer, but in a different direction. Dalton looked ready to fight, but as Drizzles got closer, he disappeared, before appearing behind Dalton and grabbing him, trying to lock in a sleeper hold. Dalton struggled to break free of the sleeper hold and was losing strength, when Sydney Mason came out of nowhere and attacked Drizzles. He picked Drizzles up by the hair and threw him into a mirror, breaking it.

Sydney: I found an exit! Let's go!

Sydney helped Dalton up, and they rushed to an exit, back to the midway of the fairground. Moments later, Drizzles and Hawaii followed them out. The two tag teams stared each other down, then charged towards each other in a brawl. Punches were thrown, and Drizzles threw Sydney over a game stand into a pile of stuffed animals. Sydney started to get up, when a Drizzles doll fell from a stand above him and landed on his head. Sydney briefly wrestled the Drizzles doll, before throwing it on the ground and delivering an elbow drop to the doll. He then focused his attention back to the real Drizzles, who had his tilted looking at Sydney confused. The two then came to blows again.

On the other side of the midway, Dalton jumped behind a stand that had filled up balloons pinned to the wall. Looking underneath, he found a container of darts. Hawaii started to charge Dalton, who threw a dart at Hawaii, hitting his arm. Hawaii recoiled, and Dalton started to pepper him with more darts. Hawaii fell to the ground, and Dalton rushed over for a cover, but Hawaii kicked out at 2! The Biofuel Engineers quickly reunited, and watched as The Strange Crew retreated to a running carousel. Sydney and Dalton chased after them.

Each team was now on the carousel, brawling all over. Hawaii whipped Sydney into a horse, then grabbed his arm and put it in an arm lock using the horse as leverage. Sydney grabbed a pole supporting the horse, and referee Tom Hunter called for a rope break and for Hawaii to release the hold.

Dalton meanwhile picked Drizzles up and slammed him into a carriage. He went to grab Drizzles again, who reversed and slammed Dalton off the side of the carousel. Dalton was slow getting up, but finally made it to both his feet. As he turned around, Drizzles was on the carousel with his arm out, and clothesline the unsuspecting Dalton back to the ground. Sydney jumped off at this point, and helped Dalton up as they exited the carousel.

The Biofuel Engineers started heading up steps for a haunted house dark ride. They tried to catch their breath, sitting down in a cart, when the safety latch came down over their lap trapping them. The ride started up, and the Biofuel Engineers were sent through along the track. It was mostly dark, but every once in a while a TV turned on, first showing clips of The Strange Crew taunting the Biofuel Engineers with the dolls, then clips from the past when they invaded their office, before finally showing a clip of last season of HAW when The Strange Crew defeated The Biofuel Engineers.

As the ride came to a stop, Drizzles and Hawaii stood at the end. Sydney and Dalton tried to get out of their restraints but couldn't. The Strange Crew lifted the cart up, and tipped it over! With the Biofuel Engineers each on their back and trapped, Drizzles and Hawaii each went for a pin, and referee Tom Hunter made the three count!

Sydney: This isn't fair! Let us out! That wasn't a real match!

Hawaii: We hope you had a fun time! Enjoy your rest of the time here in the dark!

The Strange Crew walked away with their Tag Team Championships, and all the lights in the park went off, leaving The BioFuel Engineers alone, still stuck in the tipped cart.

Edward Findleton: Well that may have been the match of the year, but this is the blood match of the decade, James Calhoun will be defending against Franco Mancini!

Calhoun's music hit, and he came out to the ring with the rest of the Men of Power. He posed confidently with the HAW World Championship, and took some time to shake the hands of fans, thanking them for their support, even though some had choice words or sign language after. Franco Mancini came out next, accompanied by The O'Tooles, as the crowd cheered for The Trans-Atlantic Family. Franco was all business, but had taped up ribs and looked to still be in pain after the previous weeks attack.

The match started, and both men locked up. Calhoun had the early advantage, but a key reversal started to pull the tide in his favor. Franco ran to the ropes for an attack, but Rat tripped up Franco. Referee Dennis Thompson saw this, and motioned that the Men of Power were ejected! The crowd cheered, but Calhoun stood up, and pointed at Behemoth. He could be heard yelling that Behemoth was his Companion Service Wrestler and had to contractually stay. Dennis Thompson relented, and Behemoth was allowed to stay.

This break allowed Calhoun to get his energy back, and was able to strike Franco Mancini. Calhoun went on a big offensive flurry, before finally hitting Mancini with the Cobra Clutch Slam. Mancini was out, and Calhoun went for the cover, but before the three count could be made, Sean O'Toole grabbed Franco's hand and put it on the rope. Dennis Thompson stopped the count, but seeing what the O'Tooles did, ejected them from the ringside as well! Calhoun looked up the ramp at the O'Tooles, taunting them. He turned around, and walked right into a desperation Pickpocket, a reverse STO, by Mancini.

Mancini went for the cover, but once again at the last moment, Behemoth grabbed Dennis Thompsons leg and yanked him out of the ring. Referee Dennis Thompson was visibly upset, and started to yell at the Behemoth, who took a step closer, so Thompson's nose was now in Behemoth's chest, being dwarfed by the much more powerful Behemoth. Thompson gave up, and got back into the ring, where Calhoun and Mancini both started to get to their feet.

Each man traded punches, before Franco blocked Calhoun's punch, then tried to reverse into a Pickpocket. Calhoun managed to stop that, and pushed Franco into the turnbuckle. Franco's body hit hard, and walked backwards, allowing Calhoun to hit him with one more Cobra Clutch Slam. He went for the cover, and got the three count for a successful defense of the HAW World Championship.

With his music playing, Calhoun walked outside the ring and grabbed a microphone, panting hard as he was out of breath.

Calhoun: Where's Rat? Where's Fun? Show them! Get the cameras up!

The big screen changed to a view of Rat and Fun Fight Machine, standing over the unconscious O'Toole Brothers who had just been beaten down.

Calhoun: ...Good....good....Franco....Franco my friend...I'm sorry. I didn't want it to be like this...but you know it had to be. The only way for this to end...was for one of our careers to end...I'm sorry!

James Calhoun went over to Franco's limp body and picked him up. The Behemoth was standing on the ring apron, and Calhoun handed Franco to Behemoth. The Behemoth lifted Franco up in a powerbomb position, and turned towards the announce table at ringside.

Edward Findleton: Oh no...oh no...

THE Casey Gains: Get out of the way Edward!

The two announcers scrambled, and the Behemoth jumped from the ring apron, throwing and powerbombing Franco Mancini through the ringside announce table.

Calhoun buried his face in his head, not wanting to look at the carnage as medics rushed to Franco. The crowd booed Calhoun and Behemoth relentlessly, as Calhoun kept yelling “I'm sorry!” over and over again, before heading up the ramp, his HAW World Championship in his hand.

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Friday, August 7, 2020

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW, coming to you tonight from Montgomery, Alabama! We've got a great show, our main event Douglas Brunswick vs Viking! Winner will face the HAW World Champion next month!

THE Casey Gains: Speaking of that World Champion, there is an official weigh in tonight between James Calhoun and Franco Mancini! Freezerman has said if he either man throws a punch, they're out of the match!

Edward Findleton: We'll have have a woman's tag match with Jessie Parran and Kherti Bhakta taking on Kitty Kayleen and Rachel! But first...the final of the tag team tournament, we're going to see The Biofuel Engineers take on Phoenix and Sentinel!

The music of the Biofuel Engineers hit, and out came Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins. The pair were looking over their shoulder, seemingly ready for any possible attacks from behind. Out next was Phoenix and Sentinel, Phoenix jumping up and down ready to fight, while Sentinel tried to remain a calm presence.

Just before the match was about to begin, The Strange Crew's music hit. Both teams looked around, unsure of what the Strange Crew had planned. Eventually, a radio controlled cart rolled out onto the stage, with two plush dolls resembling Drizzles and Hawaii configured to look like they were driving the cart on top. The cart rolled down to the ring, and stopped outside. The music faded, and it appeared the dolls of Drizzles and Hawaii were at ringside, ready to observe the match.

THE Casey Gains: Edward, I think everyone out here is really confused at this, but from what I gathered, this is the norm for The Strange Crew.

Edward Findleton: I'm agreeing with you on that Casey. I don't think anyone understands what the Strange Crew ever has planned.

The match began with Sydney Mason facing off against Phoenix. Phoenix started using his fast pace offense early, knocking Mason down multiple times, until Mason tagged Dalton. Dalton tried to chase after Phoenix, who hopped onto the rope and delivered a springboard elbow right to Dalton's jaw! Phoenix went to the top rope to deliver an aerial move, but Sydney pushed the rope, sending Phoenix outside. The Strange Crew cart rolled over to Phoenix, seemingly to check on him, then rolled back to it's spot.

Phoenix rolled into the ring and tagged Sentinel just as Dalton tagged Sydney. The fresher Sentinel managed to over power Sydney Mason with multiple slams, and looked to be in firm control. Dalton tried to go into the ring, and newly hired referee Tom Hunter went over to stop him. Sydney used this opportunity to hit Sentinel with a low blow. Dalton left the ring just as Sydney ran back over to make the tag. With Sentinel injured, Dalton lifted him up for a Suplex Powerslam, and pinned Sentinel for the three count!

The Biofuel Engineers celebrated, and the lights went out again. When they came on, Sydney and Dalton were back to back in the ring, ready to fight anyone, but the Strange Crew was no where to be found. Instead, dolls of Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins were now in the robotic cart. The Biofuel Engineers cautiously left the ring, and looked at their dolls, when the cart suddenly exploded! The two dolls started to burn away and melt. Not wanting to stick around for anymore, Sydney and Dalton retreated to the back.

Backstage, Gregory Greystone was with the MuscleGang, Crash MuscleGate, Frederic St. Pierre, Lovable Liam, and Oden Schreiner.

Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! It's official, next week Scarred Badger will challenge Frederic St. Pierre for the HAW National Championship! MuscleGang, how do you feel about this match?

Crash: I'm gonna speak for my man Frederic here....Scared Badger, there's an obvious reason they call you that. You're afraid. Afraid of what a real wrestler can do to you! But don't worry too much...because when Frederic St. Pierre is done with you...you won't be Scared Badger anymore, you'll be known as SCARRED Badger!

Gregory: …...Um, his name is actually Scarred Badger. I just said that.

Oden Schreiner: I TOLD YOU!

The rest of the MuscleGang looked at the ground, unsure of what to do, until Liam looked up.

Lovable Liam: Scarred Badger...when Frederic St. Pierre is done with you, you'll be known as SCARED Badger! You know why? Because-

Crash: Stop Liam, stop. It doesn't work that way. Umm...

Frederic: Look....whatever your name is, it doesn't really matter. I'm the HAW National Champion. I've held this title for a combined 1,873 days. I've never lost a match for it. And it won't be happening next week. I promise you that. Let's go guys.

With that the MuscleGang walked off, their arguments about Scarred Badger's name could still be heard fading into the background.

The next match was Jessie Parran and Kherti Bhakta taking on Kitty Kayleen and Rachel, who was accompanied by Orville Morgan. At ringside, Athena in her ref uniform was once again sitting down, ready to take notes.

As the match started to get underway, Jessie had Rachel locked in a submission close to the ropes. Out of view of the referee Dennis Thompson, Orville Morgan pushed the ropes closer to Rachel, who grabbed them. The ref ordered the hold to be broken up, but Athena stood up and walked over. She talked to referee Dennis Thompson, who looked down at Orville Morgan, and forced him to the back! The crowd cheered as the two on two fight was now made fairer!

The match with back and forth, with frequent tags and offense by all four women. At one point, while Jessie and Rachel were the legal women, Kherti and Kitty rushed to the ring, and chaos was ensuing as Kitty fought Jessie and Rachel fought Kherti! Dennis Thompson finally broke the fights up, sending Kherti back to her corner. Rachel went outside the ring to recover, but Athena stood up and confronted her. Athena could be heard yelling at Rachel that she was the legal tag team member. Dennis Thompson heard the commotion and went over to check with Athena. As Athena was explaining the situation, Kitty had unwrapped the turnbuckle, exposing it. With the ref distracted, Kitty grabbed Jessie, and smashed her head off the exposed turnbuckle!

Kitty covered Jessie, and yelled over! Dennis Thompson sprang into action, and counted to three as Kitty Kayleen and Rachel were the victors!

After the match, Kherti walked up to Athena outside the ring, who once again looked disappointed in her performance. Athena tried to explain, but Kherti put her hand up in Athena's face, walking away angered.

THE Casey Gains was at the top of the entrance ramp, microphone in hand, and next to two scales.

THE Casey Gains: Ladies, Gentlemen...It's time for the official weigh in. Coming out first is the challenger...He is a four time HAW World Champion and an NRWL Champion, he is Franco Mancini!

Franco came out to cheers and stood on one side of the stage, being flanked by Sean and Fergus O'Toole.

THE Casey Gains: And the champion....he is a two time HAW World Champion, an HAW National Champion, and an HAW Tag Team Champion...he is...James Calhoun!

James Calhoun came out, with his Men of Power stablemates, and the crowd showed their displeasure with him.

THE Casey Gains: Ok boys, listen up. The doctors will take your height and weight, and then you'll shake hands. Remember, if either of you start fighting, your match next week will be considered forfeited!

Franco and Calhoun both nodded, then stepped up to their scales. After being measured by their respective doctors, Franco came in at 6'3” 240 lbs, while James Calhoun was 6'6” 265 lbs. Both men then went to the center of the stage with Casey, who motioned for them to shake hands. Press photographers were on the ramp, taking pictures, waiting for the moment to happen. Franco extended his hand, and Calhoun paused. He finally reached out his hand, but grabbed the microphone from Casey Gains.

James Calhoun: I just want Freezerman to know I'm not gonna throw one punch tonight. But check to see if Franco does!

With that, Fun Fight Machine, Rat, and The Behemoth jumped Franco and the O'Tooles. The O'Tooles tried to fight them off, but got beat down quickly. Franco tried to put his hands up to defend himself by blocking the blows, but eventually all three Men of Power members outmatched him. Calhoun laughed, and was heard yelling at Franco to fight back. Finally the Behemoth picked up Franco, and gave him a Powerbomb off the stage!

The doctors quickly rushed to Franco's aid, who was non responsive. Calhoun laughed along with the other Men of Power members, and they went to the back as the camera faded to black for a commercial.

Edward Findleton: Folks we're back after that attack by James Calhoun. Franco is being helped backstage, but we're going to our main event, Douglas Brunswick vs Viking. The winner will compete for the HAW World Championship next month at Shootout!

Douglas Brunswick came down to the ring, loosening up as he walked. Viking came down next, looking angry and determined. As Viking got into the ring and was posing for the fans, Douglas Brunswick attacked him from behind.

The Casey Gains: I may have underestimated this Douglas Brunswick kid! I like it! He knows this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Brunswick kept his assault going and got Viking trapped in a corner. Brunswick moved back and went for a flying clothesline, but Viking dodged, causing Brunswick to hit the turnbuckle. Viking was able to gain control, and started manhandling the smaller Douglas Brunswick. After a vicious kick to Brunswick's chest, Viking started to size him up. When Douglas finally got to his feet, Viking grabbed Douglas, and picked him up for the Throat Toss.

Edward Findleton: This is the match right here!

Viking lifted Douglas up in the air, but before he could release, Brunswick brought up a knee to Viking's jaw, stunning him and dropping Douglas Brunswick. Douglas regained his composure, and grabbed Viking, picking him up and hitting him with a Lifting Reverse DDT! Brunswick went for the cover, and picked up the win!

Edward Findleton: What a reversal by Douglas Brunswick! This rookie has a world title match in his future!

THE Casey Gains: The question is Edward, who will he be facing? Franco Mancini or James Calhoun?

Edward Findleton: We'll be finding that out next week at One Way Trip! So long everybody, we'll see you next week!

The show ended with Douglas Brunswick standing on the ropes, celebrating his victory.

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