Edward Findleton: Welcome everybody! We are in Atlanta, Georgia for HAW One Way Trip! The main event, Franco Mancini vs James Calhoun for the HAW World Championship!
THE Casey Gains: Not just that Edward, every title is going to be the on line tonight. Kherti Bhakta will defend against Crystal Cyclone, and The Biofuel Engineers challenge the Strange Crew!
Edward Findleton: But first, it's the HAW National Championship match! It's Scarred Badger taking on Frederic St. Pierre, the man who won the title for the very first time 8 years ago to this day, August 14 2012, and his never lost a National Championship match!
Scarred Badger came down first. As he got to the ring, he looked under all the ring aprons and nodded to himself before getting in. Frederic St. Pierre came down next, posing for the crowd and flaunting his title. Referee Dennis Thompson held up the HAW National Championship, and the match began.
St. Pierre tried to start off with some grapples, but Scarred Badger refused to engage in any type of holds. Whenever St. Pierre would get close, Scarred Badger would go for a quick strike. Eventually, Scarred Badger landed a blow, and it stunned St. Pierre. Badger got on top and started punching away, only being broken up by the ref.
Scarred Badger continuing his assault on Frederic St. Pierre, when suddenly TheMuscleGang's music hit. Crash, Liam, and Oden came out on the stage. Referee Dennis Thompson was looking up the stage, yelling for them to leave.
Frederic St. Pierre rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair. He came in the ring and swung it directly at Scarred Badger, hitting him in the ribs. Badger stumbled a bit, but then looked up and smiled. St. Pierre was shocked, and Scarred Badger grabbed the chair, and smashed it over St. Pierre's head. Frederic fell to the ground and was busted open. Scarred Badger kicked the chair out of the ring, then forcefully grabbed the ref. He covered St. Pierre, and picked up the victory to win the HAW National Championship!
Edward Findleton: And there we have! We've got a new HAW National Champion! Scarred Badger wins, and Frederic St. Pierre's 1,880 day streak of never losing an HAW National Championship match ends!
THE Casey Gains: Well with the way Scarred Badger can take a beating, this guy may hold the title for another 1,800 days!
The MuscleGang came down to help St. Pierre, all the members looking defeated and sad, while Scarred Badger took the title and went up the ramp, seemingly not caring for any celebration with the fans, and made his way to the back.
A video played, with text saying “A Day in the Life of a Biofuel Engineer.” The screen then faded to a hotel room door, which opened up and two young woman walked out. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins stepped out seconds later.
Dalton Elkins: I'm Dalton Elkins, this is Sydney Mason, and that's how we start our day as Biofuel Engineers. Everything just comes naturally to us when you're smart.
Sydney Mason: And when you're good looking, and most of all, rich. So we decided to show you our average day on the night of a big match. Maybe that way YOU can like vicariously through us!
The video showed Sydney and Dalton having breakfast, yelling at a waiter that their steak was cooked incorrect, working out at the gym while simultaneously taking business calls, and getting massaged at a spa. Finally, it showed them getting into the car.
Sydney Mason: Time to go the arena. And we're making sure we have some extra room in that trunk...
Dalton Elkins: For when we win the HAW Tag Team Championships tonight! Hop in!
The camera followed them into car, and The BioFuel Engineers took to the road.
The next match featured Crystal Cyclone challenging Kherti Bhakta for the HAW Women's Championship, with Athena has the special guest referee, in a falls count anywhere match.
Athena came out first, dressed in her ref outfit and to cheers from the crowd, though she looked more focused on the task at hand than the crowd's cheers. Crystal came out next to a positive reaction, as she tried to win over the crowd on her side. Kherti finally came out last, holding her title high and not wanting to let it go. Before the match, all three women shook hands.
THE Casey Gains: I can't think of a more horrifying, disgusting, vomit inducing match than this.
Edward: It's only a falls count anywhere match, this isn't a deathmatch!
THE Casey Gains: I'm not talking about the match! I'm talking about how much respect these women have for each other! This is wrestling, not kindergarten!
The match began, and Crystal immediately went outside the ring. Kherti followed her, but Crystal got the early upper hand when she ran up the ring steps and launched herself out with a flying clothesline to Kherti. Crystal made use of the outside environment, whipping Kherti into the steps, the barricade and even up the ramp. Crystal took the time to set up some tables, but that allowed Kherti to regain energy and attack Crystal. Kherti then threw Crystal back into the ring.
Kherti started to focus on more technical wrestling, working on Crystal's right leg with submissions and strikes. Athena kept asking if Crystal submitted, but Crystal refused. Kherti went for another submission but Crystal reversed, and rolled back out of the ring. She stumbled over to the timekeeper's area, and as Kherti followed, Crystal grabbed the ring bell and hit Kherti with it! Crystal tried to move, but her speed and aerial manuevers were greatly hampered by her injured leg. She went for a cover, but Kherti kicked out. Crystal slowly climbed up some ringsteps until she was on the apron. Kherti Bhakta stood up, and Crystal jumped towards Kherti, but Kherti caught her in midair. Kherti started to fall backwards towards the set up table, and delivered a flapjack to Crystal through the table! Kherti slowly made her way to Crystal and went for the pin, and Athena counted to three!
Athena grabbed the Woman's Championship, helped Kherti into the ring and gave her the title, before raising her hand. Athena moved to the side to let Kherti celebrate, when out of no where, two women jumped from the crowd into the ring and started attacking Kherti Bhakta.
Edward Findleton: Can we cut cameras? We need security out here!
THE Casey Gains: Wait...wait...That's Lela Lacruse! And Phueng Ahunai!
With Kherti beaten down, Lela and Phueng turned towards Athena and started to circle her. Athena put her hands up, and motioned to her stomach, not wanting any part of the fight. Lela grabbed Athena's arms from behind, and held her. Phueng started to line up for an attack, when Crystal Cyclone ran to the ring and tackled Phueng! Lela let go, and came to help her friend, which Athena used as an opportunity to escape. The two women immediately beat down Crystal Cyclone, and stood in the ring, standing over Crystal and Kherti. The women high fived each other, and exited the ring and back into the crowd.
“A Day in the Life of a Biofuel Engineer” showed up on the screen again, then faded to Dalton and Sydney driving at night through a wooden area.
Sydney: Says we'll be at the arena in just a minute...must be a shortcut!
GPS: Turn Right in 1000 feet and you will have reached your destination.
The car turned, and pulled into a dark field. As they slowed down, the headlights lit up the referee Tom Hunter, standing alone. They slammed on the breaks, and got out of the car.
Dalton: What the hell is this?! We're supposed to be fighting the Strange Crew!
Tom Hunter: ….......The challengers have arrived, ring the bell!
About 50 feet away, a strange hunchback man grabbed a mallet and went to a Strength Test game, swung it, causing a ball to go up and ring the bell. Behind Tom Hunter, a bunch of lights came on, revealing a fairground with rides and carnival music playing.
Sydney: ….You have gotta be kidding me.
Dalton and Sydney started to walk into the fair. Rides were going, but no people were around. Finally, they came to a building that said “Freak Show” featuring late 19th century cartoony depictions of popular characters, like a bearded woman, a lizard man, a giant, and finally, depictions of Drizzles and Hawaii. Sydney and Dalton nodded to each other, and went inside, fist clenched ready to fight.
As they entered, two women approached them, the first was the bearded woman on the poster, and the second a woman covered in tattoos and hundreds of piercings.
Bearded Woman: Ooh...some big strong men here! We here you like ladies, why not come with us and we can show you around.
The Engineers appeared uneasy, but the women grabbed their arms, and led them through the building past a man covered in snakes who screamed at them, then past a pair of Siamese twins.
Sydney: Look, we're here for a championship match against Drizzles and Hawaii. We don't care about any of you!
Bearded Woman: ….Well how rude! Treating your dates like that. You want the Strange Crew? We'll give them to you!
The Bearded Woman pulled a lever, and all the lights went out. Seconds later, they came on, and The Biofuel Engineers found themselves in a mirror maze. The two started feeling their way around. When multiple Hawaii's appeared.
Hawaii: This way! I'm here! Catch me, haha!
Sydney and Dalton tried to chase Hawaii, but Dalton ran right into a mirror and fell to the ground. When he looked up, Sydney Mason was no where to be found.
Dalton: ...Sydney? …...Sydney? …..Sydney! Where are you?!
Dalton turned around, and suddenly saw Drizzles the Clown. Drizzles laughed and started to walk towards Dalton. When he got within 20 feet, the mirror cut off, and Drizzles suddenly appeared 20 feet to his right. Dalton turned and Drizzles approached again before disappearing, now appearing 10 feet closer, but in a different direction. Dalton looked ready to fight, but as Drizzles got closer, he disappeared, before appearing behind Dalton and grabbing him, trying to lock in a sleeper hold. Dalton struggled to break free of the sleeper hold and was losing strength, when Sydney Mason came out of nowhere and attacked Drizzles. He picked Drizzles up by the hair and threw him into a mirror, breaking it.
Sydney: I found an exit! Let's go!
Sydney helped Dalton up, and they rushed to an exit, back to the midway of the fairground. Moments later, Drizzles and Hawaii followed them out. The two tag teams stared each other down, then charged towards each other in a brawl. Punches were thrown, and Drizzles threw Sydney over a game stand into a pile of stuffed animals. Sydney started to get up, when a Drizzles doll fell from a stand above him and landed on his head. Sydney briefly wrestled the Drizzles doll, before throwing it on the ground and delivering an elbow drop to the doll. He then focused his attention back to the real Drizzles, who had his tilted looking at Sydney confused. The two then came to blows again.
On the other side of the midway, Dalton jumped behind a stand that had filled up balloons pinned to the wall. Looking underneath, he found a container of darts. Hawaii started to charge Dalton, who threw a dart at Hawaii, hitting his arm. Hawaii recoiled, and Dalton started to pepper him with more darts. Hawaii fell to the ground, and Dalton rushed over for a cover, but Hawaii kicked out at 2! The Biofuel Engineers quickly reunited, and watched as The Strange Crew retreated to a running carousel. Sydney and Dalton chased after them.
Each team was now on the carousel, brawling all over. Hawaii whipped Sydney into a horse, then grabbed his arm and put it in an arm lock using the horse as leverage. Sydney grabbed a pole supporting the horse, and referee Tom Hunter called for a rope break and for Hawaii to release the hold.
Dalton meanwhile picked Drizzles up and slammed him into a carriage. He went to grab Drizzles again, who reversed and slammed Dalton off the side of the carousel. Dalton was slow getting up, but finally made it to both his feet. As he turned around, Drizzles was on the carousel with his arm out, and clothesline the unsuspecting Dalton back to the ground. Sydney jumped off at this point, and helped Dalton up as they exited the carousel.
The Biofuel Engineers started heading up steps for a haunted house dark ride. They tried to catch their breath, sitting down in a cart, when the safety latch came down over their lap trapping them. The ride started up, and the Biofuel Engineers were sent through along the track. It was mostly dark, but every once in a while a TV turned on, first showing clips of The Strange Crew taunting the Biofuel Engineers with the dolls, then clips from the past when they invaded their office, before finally showing a clip of last season of HAW when The Strange Crew defeated The Biofuel Engineers.
As the ride came to a stop, Drizzles and Hawaii stood at the end. Sydney and Dalton tried to get out of their restraints but couldn't. The Strange Crew lifted the cart up, and tipped it over! With the Biofuel Engineers each on their back and trapped, Drizzles and Hawaii each went for a pin, and referee Tom Hunter made the three count!
Sydney: This isn't fair! Let us out! That wasn't a real match!
Hawaii: We hope you had a fun time! Enjoy your rest of the time here in the dark!
The Strange Crew walked away with their Tag Team Championships, and all the lights in the park went off, leaving The BioFuel Engineers alone, still stuck in the tipped cart.
Edward Findleton: Well that may have been the match of the year, but this is the blood match of the decade, James Calhoun will be defending against Franco Mancini!
Calhoun's music hit, and he came out to the ring with the rest of the Men of Power. He posed confidently with the HAW World Championship, and took some time to shake the hands of fans, thanking them for their support, even though some had choice words or sign language after. Franco Mancini came out next, accompanied by The O'Tooles, as the crowd cheered for The Trans-Atlantic Family. Franco was all business, but had taped up ribs and looked to still be in pain after the previous weeks attack.
The match started, and both men locked up. Calhoun had the early advantage, but a key reversal started to pull the tide in his favor. Franco ran to the ropes for an attack, but Rat tripped up Franco. Referee Dennis Thompson saw this, and motioned that the Men of Power were ejected! The crowd cheered, but Calhoun stood up, and pointed at Behemoth. He could be heard yelling that Behemoth was his Companion Service Wrestler and had to contractually stay. Dennis Thompson relented, and Behemoth was allowed to stay.
This break allowed Calhoun to get his energy back, and was able to strike Franco Mancini. Calhoun went on a big offensive flurry, before finally hitting Mancini with the Cobra Clutch Slam. Mancini was out, and Calhoun went for the cover, but before the three count could be made, Sean O'Toole grabbed Franco's hand and put it on the rope. Dennis Thompson stopped the count, but seeing what the O'Tooles did, ejected them from the ringside as well! Calhoun looked up the ramp at the O'Tooles, taunting them. He turned around, and walked right into a desperation Pickpocket, a reverse STO, by Mancini.
Mancini went for the cover, but once again at the last moment, Behemoth grabbed Dennis Thompsons leg and yanked him out of the ring. Referee Dennis Thompson was visibly upset, and started to yell at the Behemoth, who took a step closer, so Thompson's nose was now in Behemoth's chest, being dwarfed by the much more powerful Behemoth. Thompson gave up, and got back into the ring, where Calhoun and Mancini both started to get to their feet.
Each man traded punches, before Franco blocked Calhoun's punch, then tried to reverse into a Pickpocket. Calhoun managed to stop that, and pushed Franco into the turnbuckle. Franco's body hit hard, and walked backwards, allowing Calhoun to hit him with one more Cobra Clutch Slam. He went for the cover, and got the three count for a successful defense of the HAW World Championship.
With his music playing, Calhoun walked outside the ring and grabbed a microphone, panting hard as he was out of breath.
Calhoun: Where's Rat? Where's Fun? Show them! Get the cameras up!
The big screen changed to a view of Rat and Fun Fight Machine, standing over the unconscious O'Toole Brothers who had just been beaten down.
Calhoun: ...Good....good....Franco....Franco my friend...I'm sorry. I didn't want it to be like this...but you know it had to be. The only way for this to end...was for one of our careers to end...I'm sorry!
James Calhoun went over to Franco's limp body and picked him up. The Behemoth was standing on the ring apron, and Calhoun handed Franco to Behemoth. The Behemoth lifted Franco up in a powerbomb position, and turned towards the announce table at ringside.
Edward Findleton: Oh no...oh no...
THE Casey Gains: Get out of the way Edward!
The two announcers scrambled, and the Behemoth jumped from the ring apron, throwing and powerbombing Franco Mancini through the ringside announce table.
Calhoun buried his face in his head, not wanting to look at the carnage as medics rushed to Franco. The crowd booed Calhoun and Behemoth relentlessly, as Calhoun kept yelling “I'm sorry!” over and over again, before heading up the ramp, his HAW World Championship in his hand.
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