Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We're here in Oklahoma City with a great show ahead! The Strange Crew will be choosing who they will face for the Tag Team Titles!
THE Casey Gains: It took a long time after the show went off the air last week to calm down Scarred Badger and Ruslan Panov. Freezerman himself will be addressing that situation tonight!
Edward Findleton: And out main event, Douglas Brunswick will take on Fun Fight Machine!
The crowd was cheering and rocking, when the The MuscleGangs music hit to start the show off.
THE Casey Gains: Not this again! Why is every week starting off on such a bad note?!
Edward Findleton: As my colleague so eagerly points out, it looks like it's time for the MuscleGang Open Challenge!
The MuscleGang came out, with Crash, Oden, and Liam trying to pump Frederic up as he made his way down to the ring. The MuscleGang got in the ring and posed on all four turnbuckles then grabbed mics.
Crash: This week on the MuscleGang Open Challenge, Frederic St. Pierre will be facing someone who is a complete mystery. Someone, that no one in the MuscleGang has ever contacted at all. Someone that is so incredible, so legendary, it will leave everyone surprised at what they saw. This person-
At that point, there was the sound of a cell phone ringing. Liam reached into his boot, pulling out a phone and answered.
Liam: Hello? …....Ok you're ready now, we can stop killing time? I'll let Crash know!
Crash: …Liam, they heard that, you had a microphone.
Oden Schreiner: Glenny Pax!
Crash sighed, and Glenny Pax's music came on as he made his way out in a rush. He made it halfway down the ramp before realizing his bootlaces were untied. He stopped to to give a quick tie, then made his way into the ring. The MuscleGang save for Frederic left the ring, and Glenny and Fred shook hands as the match started.
As the competitors squared up, Frederic tackled the feet of Glenny Pax, putting him in a leg lock. St. Pierre continued to work on Glenny's lower body, with a mixture of strikes and submission holds. During one the submissions, St. Pierre untied the laces on Glenny's boots again.
THE Casey Gains: Questionable tactics by St. Pierre there, but I support them!
Glenny finally broke the hold by grabbing the ropes, and as St. Pierre got to his feet, Pax hit a desperation clothesline knocking down St. Pierre! Glenny jumped on him and started punching St. Pierre's face.
Edward Findleton: This could be Glenny Pax's first career victory!
Glenny Pax got off of St. Pierre, then went to the corner, sizing up St. Pierre. As Frederic stood up, Glenny ran at him, then tripped over his bootlaces. St. Pierre wasted no time, immediately grabbing Glenny and hitting him with a Butterfly DDT. Frederic St. Pierre covered him, and picked up the victory.
Edward Findleton: And there we have it! The MuscleGang is now 3-0 this month!
The MuscleGang all hit the ring, holding up three fingers, and celebrated with St. Pierre, congratulating him and giving him pats on the back as the group exited up the ramp.
The Stange Crew's theme hit, and out came Drizzles and Hawaii to cheers from the crowd. They made their way to the ring, and waited for the crowd to quiet down.
Hawaii: We have made our decision. We would like to see all the tag teams. Come on out!
All three teams made their way out at once. The Biofuel Engineers looking around cautiously expecting some trap, The Musical Lifeguard Chairs looking a bit relaxed, and Phoenix and Sentinel just looking ready for anything. All the teams were in the ring, with all challengers looking at Hawaii and Drizzles, who were just staring back.
Sentinel: ….......Well?
Hawaii: We said, we made a decision.
Dalton Elkins: We are not deaf! We KNOW you made a decision. Now TELL us the decision!
Hawaii: We did. We told you already. We would like to see ALL tag teams.
Mr. Lifeguard: Whoa whoa whoa....Are you saying....a four way tag match?
Hawaii: ...A four way ladder match for the tag team titles!
LaZor: ….That....is....awesome!
Sydney Mason: No! This puts us at a huge disadvantage! This isn't fair!
Hawaii: Oh, my mistake. Did I say four teams? I meant three, unless you apologize right now for ripping our hearts out, stomping them, and hurting our feelings after our generous proposal to destroy you in a wrestling ring!
Sydney Mason: …..Sorry.
Phoenix: We're going to make the most of this opportunity. I wish all teams good luck, but, there's going to be new tag team champions next week. We have the focus, the drive, and the mix of experience and offense to take it all. Mark my words. the record books will show it will be Phoenix and Sentinel as the new HAW Tag Team Champions!
Mr. Lifeguard: Look, everyone here has a good reason to believe they'll win, and I respect that. But for some real talk, this could be the last chance LaZor and I have at these tag titles. We started teaming 17 years ago, with a lot of ups and downs. I'm not gonna promise a victory, but I promise we will put everything we have in this match. At the end of the day, we-
Mr. Lifeguard was cut off as Dalton Elkins clobbered Lifeguard in the back of the head. LaZor quickly hit a roundhouse kick on Dalton to defend his partner, but was surprisingly met by a flying elbow from Sentinel! Sydney Mason looked at LaZor, then at Sentinel, before grabbing Phoenix and hitting him with a quick scoop slam. Sentinel and Sydney locked up and started punching each other, getting close to the ropes, when Drizzles and Hawaii ran and delivered a double clothesline to send men both over the ropes. Drizzles picked up one of the fallen microphones.
Drizzles: You can be friends, you can be foes
In the end, we'll come to blows
It doesn't matter what you do
None of you can ever beat The Strange Crew! Hahahaha!
The Strange Crew's music played, and they held their titles high, as all the teams recovered from their attacks outside the ring.
Edward Findleton: We're back folks, and joining us on commentary is Kherti Bhakta! Crystal Cyclone is teaming with Mary Jane Elder to take on The Exotic Delights, Lela Lacruse and Phueng Ahunai! Kherti, please tell me you're going to be a bit better than Scarred Badger at this.
Kherti: I have a lot to say, so don't worry about that!
Crystal Cyclone came out first, followed by Mary Jane Elder. Both women shook hands, ready to take on their common foe. The Exotic Delights came out next, taking their time to walk to the ring. The pair walked past the announce table, where the Women's Championship Title was resting next to Kherti. Phueng quickly poked the title with one finger, then laughed in Kherti's face.
Kherti: You won't be laughing next week when you lose! You hear me? Laugh now, because you'll be crying next week!
THE Casey Gains: Kherti, it's called mind games, and you're going to find out really quickly in this business that people will always be trying to play them on you.
The match started, with Mary Jane and Phueng pairing off. Mary Jane came out with a blazing pace, running the ropes and knocking down Phueng multiple times to take control.
Edward: Kherti, you challenged the Exotic Delights, any preference in who you face?
Kherti: None at all Edward. I'll face either of them next week. I don't care. See, I can respect where they're coming from. It's not easy to battle against stereotypes, against prejudiced people. But I don't respect their actions. There's a way to make yourself heard, and threatening a pregnant woman, even if it was a “stunt,” isn't the way to do it. It sets a bad example for all the other people trying to work their way up.
THE Casey Gains: You have to admit though, they went from nobody's to having a title match against you. It sounds like you're playing into their hand!
Mary Jane tagged in Crystal, who continued the fast past. Crystal hit a springboard moonsault on Phueng, but before she could cover, Lela jumped into the ring distracting referee Dennis Thompson. Thompson started ordering Lela to leave, missing the cover. Crystal got up to see what was causing the slow down, allowing Phueng to gain enough energy, sneak behind Crystal, and yank on her hair to send her down. Phueng tagged in the fresher Lela, who started going to work on Crystal.
Kherti: They can cheat all the want, it's not going to matter next week because I know I'm better than them. I'm the better role model, the better person, better athlete.
Lela threw Crystal into the ropes, then ran the opposite way. Lela tried to deliver a clothesline, but Crystal had the same idea, both hitting each other and knocking them both down! Each competitor crawled to their corner, and made the tag at the same time as Phueng and Mary Jane each ran into the ring. Mary Jane started to get the upper hand, and had Phueng in the corner. Mary Jane backed up for a splash, but when she jumped, Phueng moved out of the way and Mary Jane hit the turnbuckles, causing Mary Jane to fall. As she started to sit up, Phueng ran towards her, and hit her with the Running Neck Twist. Phueng covered Mary Jane Elder, and picked up the victory!
Edward: Well whether you agree with their methods or not, and impressive victory by Exotic Delights!
Kherti: You won't be saying that again anytime soon. I'm fighting for my friends next week. I'm not going to let these two ruin everything we've worked for.
Kherti took her headset off and
held up her Women's Championship, catching the attention of Phueng
and Lela. The two women laughed and mocked her, and made motions that
they'll be wearing the title soon.
THE Casey Gains: I don't know who the finalized competitors will be next week Edward, but it's going to be a tough one for every person in it, I can see that already!
Mitchell Row's music hit, and he came out with Jessie Parran by his side.
Edward Findleton: Well we've got an exciting match next! It's Mitchell Row, and he'll be taking on a debuting wrestler, The Iconoclast!
As Mitchell got to the ring, he looked up the ramp, ready for his opponent. The Iconoclast's music played. He came out, looking straight ahead into Mitchell Row's eyes.
THE Casey Gains: 6'8”, 300 lbs. Not the tallest wrestler in HAW, but don't tell him that, because it looks like he'll rip you limb from limb if you try to play down his size!
The Iconoclast entered in the ring, and got right up into Mitchell's face, who didn't back down. Referee Tom Hunter separated the two men to their corners, and rang the bell. The Iconoclast locked up with Mitchell Row in a grapple, and pushed him towards the ground. The Iconoclast stood above Mitchell Row, when the crowd suddenly started cheering and looking toward the ramp. Scarred Badger and Ruslan Panov were at the top of the ramp, brawling and making their way to the ring.
Edward Findleton: Uh oh! These two are STILL going at it!
Ruslan reached under the ring and grabbed a wrench, hit Scarred Badger in the back, then tossed Badger in and followed him in. The Iconoclast and Mitchell went over to look at the two brawlers, who had gotten to their feet. Scarred Badger reached into his pockets, put on brass knuckles, and then swung right at Mitchell Row, while Ruslan hit The Iconoclast with his wrench. Tom Hunter called for the bell for a double DQ, as the scheduled competitors fell to the ground. Ruslan and Badger then started fighting each other again, as security rushed the ring to stop the two from fighting. Freezerman's music then hit, and he came out on the ramp.
Freezerman: Stop it! You two stop it! This is a wrestling show! We have scheduled matches, we don't just run out and ruin everything planned for the evening. Now part of me wants to suspend both of you...but I'm not doing that. I'm going to give you what you want, for one reason, and one reason only...that's because I know this is what the fans want. Next week at Shootout, Scarred Badger, you will defend your National Championship against Ruslan Panov in a hardcore match!
The crowd cheered, and both men looked pleased at this.
Freezerman: Now get out of the arena and take this week off. I wish both of you luck next week!
Security escorted both wrestlers out, who were taunting and yelling at each other on their way to the back.
Two luxury recliners were brought down to the bottom of the entrance ramp by crew members, and Fun Fight Machine's music played. He was joined by his Men of Power stablemates, James Calhoun, The Behemoth, and Rat. Calhoun took a seat at one of the recliners, Behemoth standing next to him, while Rat sat on on the opposite side.
Douglas Brunswick came out next, and Calhoun and Rat stood up, clapping. Douglas walked down, cautiously eyeing The Men of Power, who had their hands out hoping for a hand slap from Brunswick. Brunswick ignored them, walking straight to the ring and focusing on Fun Fight Machine.
THE Casey Gains: It looks like the Men of Power paid for some of the best tickets in the house for this match!
Edward Findleton: And Douglas Brunswick doesn't seem to care one bit!
The bell rang, and Brunswick immediately ran towards Fun Fight Machine, hitting him with a shoulderblock. Brunswick tried more running attacks, hitting the first few, but Fight Machine was able to dodge a jumping clothesline, and hit Brunswick with a spinning kick. Fun Fight Machine slowed it down a bit to get his breath back, stomping Brunswick to the ground, then hitting him with a spring board moonsault. Fun Fight Machine went for the pin, but Brunswick kicked out. Calhoun and Rat both clapped, acting impressed at the match so far.
Fun Fight Machine picked Brunswick up, and whipped him towards the ropes, but Brunswick shot back, jumped around him and wrapped him in a crucifix for a pin attempt. Fun Fight Machine kicked out at 2, and as Brunswick got to his feet, Fight Machine went for a quick school boy, but Brunswick kicked out as well.
Fun Fight Machine and Brunswick then started exchanging punches back and forth in the ring. Brunswick went for one last punch, but Fun Fight Machine ducked and hit Brunswick with a jawbreaker. Fun Fight Machine then climbed to the top rope, and waited for Brunswick to turn around. Fight Machine jumped trying for a diving crossbody, but Brunswick ducked and Fun Fight Machine hit the mat. Brunswick wasted no time, grabbed Fun Fight Machine, and hit him with the Lifting Reverse DDT.
Edward Findleton: And this looks like this could be the match!
At that point, Calhoun, Rat, and the Behemoth all rushed the ring right as Brunswick was going for a pin. They all started stomping on Brunswick, and referee Dennis Thompson immediately called for the bell.
THE Casey Gains: This right here is why Brunswick can't win next week. Four vs one, I'm always betting on the four!
James Calhoun picked up Douglas Brunswick, and hit him with the Cobra Clutch Slam. He dragged the unconscious body of Brunswick near the corner, and Fun Fight Machine went to the top rope. Fun Fight Machine hit his 450 Splash, and covered Douglas Brunswick. James Calhoun counted to three, and raised Fun Fight Machine's hand as the crowd booed.
Edward Findleton: The official decision will be a Douglas Brunswick victory by DQ, but I think Calhoun feels like the victor tonight.
THE Casey Gains: And that's what matters most. Fun Fight Machine lost, Douglas Brunswick lost, but Calhoun came out on top this week. Unless Brunswick comes up with something, then I think Calhoun comes out on top next week.
Edward Findleton: We'll have to find out of the man who prides himself on his wrestling ability has a solution to HAW Champion Calhoun's numbers game next week! So long, and we'll see you at HAW Shootout!
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