HAW began with a shot of Freezerman in a backstage area, staring into the camera.

Freezerman: Good evening HAW fans. Some of you might be aware through social media of a disturbance regarding an HAW contracted wrestler. For those who aren't aware, we are about to show you footage that James Calhoun posted online.

The view switched to Calhoun, riding in the back of a car, talking into his phone.

Calhoun: We will obliterate them. Every single person in HAW. I don't care who we have to run over, we're burning that place to the ground if I don't get MY rightful title shot! Freezerman can go to hell and he can take every damn employee with him! They'll all pay for this!

The view switched back to Freezerman.

Freezerman: Due to the violent behavior of James Calhoun this past week, HAW has decided to suspend James Calhoun for one show without pay. We apologize for Calhoun's actions, and we promise that the safety of all HAW employee's is number one priority. Thank you for your understanding, and enjoy HAW, from Newark, New Jersey!

The inside of the arena went black, and the sound of the ticking clock was heard. Kenneth Cobb's music came on, and out came The Insomniac's for his debut match, hoodie up but wearing a dress shirt and tie underneath it. Kenneth Cobb entered the ring, took off his hoodie, and then slapped himself across the face, as if to wake himself up.

EdwardFindleton: And here's the debut of Kenneth Cobb, The Insomniac!

THE Casey Gains: I don't really know what's going on with this guy, but he's been in Scarred Badger's head for a while now, and we can officially say next week at Downtown Disaster, it's Kenneth Cobb vs The Insomniac for the National Championship! But first, he needs to get through his opponent tonight!

At that point Little Man came down to the ring, trash talking the entire way down. Referee Tom Hunter rang the bell, and the match was under way. Little Man started off getting control of the offense, but at each pinfall attempt, Kenneth Cobb was able to kick out at one. Little Man started to get frustrated, and losing focus, allowed Cobb to get some offense in. Little Man tried to defend himself, but Cobb kept hitting move after move on Little Man. With Little Man reeling, Kenneth Cobb locked in a Sleeper Hold. Little Man tried to fight it, but after checking his arm, Tom Hunter called for the bell, awarding the victory to The Insomniac.

As Kenneth Cobb celebrated his first win, Scarred Badger came from out of the crowd, and slid behind Cobb. Cobb turned around, and Badger blasted him in the face with the National Championship. Cobb fell down, but tried to get back up, when Scarred Badger booted Kenneth Cobb in the face. The Insomniac was down, but his eyes were still open, looking up at the arena roof. Badger grabbed a microphone, then bent down over The Insomniac.

Scarred Badger: Our match next week...let's make it a street fight!

Kenneth Cobb was in pain and having difficulty moving, but managed to give a thumbs up. Badger threw the mic down, and walked out, holding the National Championship high.

The MuscleGang was backstage hanging out, telling stories.

Crash: So yeah, I copied the answers off of Jerry...Mrs. Appleton gave me an A+ and said she was proud of me! I didn't even know Krypton was a real element!

Lovable Liam: Good job Crash! You're really turning the corner!

Crash: Thanks! I can feel it!

Off camera a clapping sound was heard, and coming in to view was TheUnited States, giving a slow clap for Crash.

The United States: Congratulations Crash! You showed Americans everywhere that you can be successful even if you are a complete idiot! You can still have a job, even if you're completely unqualified! I mean, is there nothing more American, than being employed thanks to your friend's accomplishments?

Frederic: You and Crash have a match next week, non? And you and I have a match in a few minutes. Monsieur, I do not think you will make it to next week. I hope you do though. I want to see Crash stand victoriously over you.

The United States: Hey guys, I'm not trying to cause any harm! I'm just stating some facts ok? You don't need to take things so personally! I'll see you losers in the ring, haha!

The United States walked away, as the MuscleGang rolled their eyes at him.

In a studio, Gregory Greystone was sitting in a chair, with Phoenix to his left and Douglas Brunswick to his right.

Gregory Greystone: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! It's been a wild few weeks, but next week, it's the HAW World Championship match, Phoenix vs Douglas Brunswick! I interviewed you two weeks ago, and things got heated. Douglas, how are you feeling right now?

Douglas Brunswick: I just want to start off by saying, I respect Phoenix, so much. He's a good guy. I hope the feeling is mutual, but I can't speak for him. I just know that this World Championship I'm holding...it's something you dream of your whole life. When you're in the backyard with your friends, you hold up a piece of cardboard that you colored yellow and pretended that was the World Championship. You win championships in the indies and those are real titles, real accomplishments, but you know in the back of your mind, it's not what you want the most. This title right here is what any wrestler in the world wants. And people will do whatever they can to get their hands on it. I don't blame Phoenix for being passionate about wanting to win this.

Phoenix: It's funny though...you're talking about me as if I am willing to do anything to win that, and I'm not willing to do anything. Maybe that's where you and I differ. You see, when I was a kid, and I won that cardboard title, I did it fairly, after beating the bad, evil cheater. You? You had Mayor Briggs every single week. Honestly, he's put in more work than you have at this point. Unlike you, he didn't run out of the ring last week every time I was in there.

Douglas: Gregory, I apologize. I thought we were going to have a civil conversation. I thought this would be a fun sit down before our big match. I've shown Phoenix nothing but respect, but quite frankly, he's been acting like a child. Have a good day Phoenix, and I am truly sorry Gregory.

Douglas Brunswick picked up the title and left, purposely brushing past Phoenix's shoulder as he exited the studio.

Phoenix: I'll see you next week!

Gregory Greystone: Well, it looks like there's no love loss between these competitors! Make sure to watch Phoenix challenge Douglas Brunswick next week at Downtown Disaster!

Frederic St. Pierre came out next, accompanied by the MuscleGang. The United States came out alone, looking at the numbers disadvantage he was at. As the match started, St. Pierre began to attack the arm of The United States, with multiple arm locks, holds, and some strikes.

The United States rolled out of the ring to catch his breath. Referee Dennis Thompson started a count, and at 9, The United States rolled into the ring, and then immediately back out. The crowd started to boo, as the count began. The United States did the same thing, and everyone started to get restless.

Edward Findleton: Casey, I think if the United States does this again, this entire arena is going to revolt!

This time, St. Pierre jumped out of the ring. He started to chase The United States around, who was running past Liam and Crash, then dove under Oden's legs. Frederic accidentally ran right into Oden, and fell down. The United States scrambled into the ring, and as St. Pierre was getting up, Dennis Thompson counted to ten, giving The United States a victory by count out.

The United States started pointing and laughing at St. Pierre and the MuscleGang. All the members looked at each other, then jumped up onto the apron. The joy left the face of The United States, and he ran out of the ring, and into the audience to hide.

Edward Findleton: The United States picks up the victory tonight, but can he do that next week against Crash?

THE Casey Gains: Hold on Edward, I'm getting word something is happening backstage! We're going live!

The camera switched to backstage. The Men of Power were outside the arena, yelling at security guards. The HAW roster came out, with the Trans-Atlantic Family and The Musical Lifeguard Chairs leading the group, just behind the arena security.

Calhoun: Now we demand to be let in right now! This is against our contract! Do you want me to get my lawyers here? I will bring this entire company down and send all of you to the streets! Each and every one of you! Especially you Mancini!

Franco Mancini: Come up to my face and say it!

Calhoun: I will!

Calhoun tried to jump through the security, but the guards caught him and pushed him back. At that point, Freezerman came out.

Freezerman: Enough! Enough! I've had it up to here! I hate, absolutely HATE getting involved in on screen decisions! But week after week, Calhoun, you're forcing me to do this. Now James, your suspension is still in place this week. You aren't fired. You have a match next week. You and Rat and Fun Fight Machine and Behemoth. I know you want Mancini, but he's not cleared by HAW doctors. So next week, The Men of Power will take on The O'Toole Brothers and The Musical Lifeguard Chairs in an eight man tag match!

Calhoun seemed to calm down a bit and nodded.

Freezerman: Now leave, and everyone back inside!

Most of the wrestlers left, but The Musical Lifeguard Chairs and Trans-Atlantic Family stayed out, watching the Men of Power get into a car, making sure they drove away.

Edward Findleton: Well if the night couldn't get any more exciting, it's the HAW Women's Championship match, next!

THE Casey Gains: That's right, Kitty Kayleen is going to get her shot at the title tonight!

Kitty Kayleen's music hit, and she came down to the ring, cracking her knuckles and warming up, looking ready for a long battle. The Exotic Delights with Mitchell Row came down next. Mitchell was holding Lela LaCruse in his arms, who was holding the title. Phueng stayed outside the ring, as Mitchell and Lela were in the ring, mocking Kitty.

THE Casey Gains: Edward, it's going to be a really tough match for Kitty. She's going to have her hands full tonight.

Lela, still in Mitchell's arms, gave the title to referee Brenda Moses. Lela looked up at Mitchell Row and smiled, and brought his head down for a kiss. Kitty rolled her eyes, and went to her corner. As the kiss broke, Mitchell and Lela smiled at each other. Suddenly, the lights in the arena dimmed, and the Jumbotron started to show footage.

It appeared to be security footage of the hotel Mitchell was at with Lela weeks ago when she secretly taped him. The footage showed Mitchell going into Lela's hotel room, and then sped up time to show about five minutes passed. Mitchell left Lela's hotel room, then walked down the hall a bit. He knocked on a door, and Kitty Kayleen came out. Mitchell grabbed Kitty, kissed her, and went right into her hotel room and shut the door as the screen went black.

Lela looked up at Mitchell Row in shock, who was staring at her with an emotionless expression. In one quick motion, Mitchell Row lifted Lela LaCruse up onto his shoulders, and quickly delivered a Fireman's Carry Slam to Lela!

Edward Findleton: What?! What is going on?!

Phueng looked just as shocked, and tried to climb into the ring, but Mitchell turned towards her and held up his hand, and she quickly backed down. Mitchell went over to the unconscious body of Lela, and took the engagement ring off her finger. Kitty Kayleen smiled, and sauntered over to Mitchell, sticking out her left hand as she walked. Mitchell slipped the ring on her finger.

THE Casey Gains: I give up trying to understand Mitchell Row. I give up!

Kitty put her foot on top of Lela's stomach, then started to make out with Mitchell Row while standing over her. Brenda Moses reluctantly counted to three, and rang the bell to aware Kitty the Women's Championship!

Edward Findleton: I think...I think that this has been the plan all along! Kitty is the new champion but....I don't even know what to say!

Mitchell Row took the Women's championship and presented it to Kitty, then sat on the ropes for her to exit the ring. Phueng tried to check on Lela, while Kitty and Mitchell went up the ramp, arm's locked together.

THE Casey Gains: Never, ever date Mitchell Row. It only leads to heart break.

Edward Findleton: I don't know what happened tonight, but we have a new women's champion! Folks, it's been a wild night, but we're out of time but we'll see you next week at Downtown Disaster! Goodnight!

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Theme Songs:

Kenneth Cobb

Little Man

Frederic St. Pierre

The United States

Kitty Kayleen

Exotic Delights

 

HAW kicked off in Boston, with a women's match. Kitty Kayleen came down to the ring first, and shortly later, the Exotic Delights followed. Phueng Ahunai led the way, while Mitchell walked hand in hand with Lela LaCruse, before joining ringside commentary.

Edward Findleton: It looks like we've got some company here, and before this match gets started I just need to ask....Mitchell, why?

Mitchell Row: Edward, you're in the presence of the future Mrs. Row, can you at least greet us, say hello, and be a gentleman?

THE Casey Gains: Seriously Edward treat this couple with some respect!

Edward Findleton: You left Jessie, your girlfriend of 3 years, for Lela!

Mitchell: Jessie is a good girl. But...could you really see a future with us? She's this...weird emo chick....

Lela: And he's a tall, handsome, rugged man. And he needs a classy woman by his side.

Mitchell: Exactly. I'm ready to move forward with my life, and I need someone dedicated and ambitious to spend the rest of my life with!

Edward Findleton: I don't know if I agree with the public humiliation aspect of that but....well, the match is underway!

The match started out with Phueng going on the offensive. Outside the ring, Mitchell and Lela seemed to be focusing more on each other and the commentary, and when Kitty hit a desperation move, didn't even notice Phueng was in trouble. Kitty started to gather momentum, and took control. Phueng called out for help, and that alerted Mitchell and Lela, who left the table and went to opposite corners of the ring.

As Kitty started to size Phueng up, Lela jumped on one side of the ring. Referee Brenda Moses went over to stop her and started to argue. Kitty ignored the distraction, and was still waiting for Phueng to get to her feet. Mitchell Row reached over the barricade and grabbed a fan's soft drink, then jumped on the apron and splashed it over Kitty. Kitty, drenched in the soda, turned to Mitchell Row in shock. Phueng took the opportunity for a roll up, and Lela jumped down, allowing the three count to be made, and Phueng picking up the victory.

Mitchell and Lela went into the ring and celebrated with Phueng. Kitty stood up, and pushed past the two women and stood face to face with Mitchell Row. Mitchell took a step back and shrugged, not caring that Kitty was soaked and had lost. Kitty Kayleen slapped Row across the face, and Phueng and Lela grabbed Kitty and pushed her down to the mat. Before they could start attacking her, Mitchell held them both back. He looked at the two women and could be heard saying “Next week, next week!” before walking out with the Exotic Delights.

Scarred Badger was walking backstage, looking paranoid as ever. Gregory Greystone was nearby, and Badger grabbed ahold of him.

Scarred Badger: Are you him?! Are you the Insomniac?!

Gregory: N-n-no!

Scarred Badger: Where is he?! You know these things! Tell me!

At that point, the staff member from last week came up to Scarred Badger and started to get him to release Gregory, who ran off.

Staff Member: Hey man! Quit it! You're just terrorizing everyone for no reason!

Scarred Badger: The Insomniac! He's out there!

Staff Member: Calm down, take some deep breaths, ok?

Badger started to breathe in and out, and the staff member patted him on the back.

Scarred Badger: He's after my title.

Staff Member: I know he is, buddy, it's alright. I'm here to help. My name's Ken.

Scarred Badger reached out and shook his hand. During the hand shake, Badger suddenly stopped, and looked Ken in the eyes. The realization hit, and Kenneth Cobb, The Insomniac yanked Badger forward and clotheslined him. The Insomniac picked up Badger, and flung him into a nearby loading bay door. Cobb then locked Scarred Badger in a Sleeper Hold, and Scarred Badger passed out. Kenneth Cobb leaned over Badger and whispered to him.

Kenneth Cobb: Sweet dreams.

Cobb picked up the nearby National Championship, and placed it on Scarred Badger's body before walking away.

James Calhoun's music hit, and he came out with the Men of Power in tow. Calhoun looked none too happy about this match, but Fun Fight Machine and Rat were seen encouraging him.

Freezerman's music played next, and he was accompanied by both the Musical Lifeguard Chairs, and the Trans-Atlantic Family, though Franco Mancini was wearing street clothes.

THE Casey Gains: I'd like to point out that Calhoun was right last week, Edward. Franco Mancini is still not cleared to wrestle.

Edward Findleton: That doesn't look like it's stopping him from from coming out! Especially with it being a no disqualification match!

Freezerman and Calhoun stared across the ring from each other. Referee Tom Hunter rang the bell, and before anything could happen, the Men of Power, the Musical Lifeguard Chairs, and the O'Toole Brothers all rushed into the ring and started attacking each other. As Lazor and Lifeguard stared going after Fun Fight Machine and Rat, Sean and Fergus started to double team The Behemoth. The battle spilled outside the ring, and then backwards upstage, leaving Freezerman, Calhoun, and Franco left in the ring.

Edward Findleton: ….And that has cleared out a lot of bodies from ringside!

Calhoun smiled now, a bit more confident. He leaned over the ropes, taunting Franco Mancini. Franco didn't back down, and climbed to the ring apron, while Calhoun backed up. Franco entered the ring, and Calhoun inadvertently backed right up into Freezerman, who hit an atomic drop on Calhoun. Calhoun launched forward, and Franco bent down and Whacked James Calhoun with a Throat Thrust! Calhoun fell to the ground, and Freezerman went climbed to the middle rope, and delivered an elbow drop to Calhoun! Freezerman covered Calhoun, and Tom Hunter counted to 3!

Edward Findleton: Freezerman defeats James Calhoun!

THE Casey Gains: Are you kidding me?!

While Freezerman went to celebrate, Franco started stomping on Calhoun, delivering more damage. Freezerman tried to get Franco to stop, but Franco simply picked up Calhoun, and delivered a Pickpocket, a reverse STO. Mancini looked down at Calhoun, then spit in his face. Mancini turned towards Freezerman, grabbed his right hand, and forced a handshake. Franco gave a nod to Freezerman, then rolled out of the ring. Freezerman gave one last arm raise for the crowd, and left, leaving Calhoun out cold in the ring.

The camera faded in to a view of a desert, and a sun rising. On the left side of the screen, Crash Musclegate walked into frame. Then on the right, Supper Time Santos appeared.

Crash: I have arrived. Though we are long time enemies, I come to you for help, as a friend. Train me in your ways, Supper Time Santos.

Santos: Ok. Practice is about to begin soon, you're ready to learn some football?

Crash: Whatever your secret is, I'm ready to learn.

Santos: Good. Let's begin by hitting the weights.

A training montage was shown of Crash, he was in a gym locker room of a middle school football team, lifting weights. Next, he was high stepping through a rope course, before finally on a football field. The ball was given to Crash, and he plowed through a line of players, knocking the children over and pushing them all out of the way, as he made his way to the endzone for a touchdown. Supper time Santos approached him.

Supper Time Santos: Remember Crash, it's not all physical. You must be mentally strong as well. Always do the right thing!

The montage continued, Crash was now in a classroom, taking a test. He looked confused, but looked over at another kid's answers and copied them. The camera then cut to a hallway, as a large bully grabbed a nerd and pushed him against a locker. The nerdy kid gave the bully some money. As the bully turned around, Crash dropkicked him in the face, knocking him out. Crash picked up the money, and handed it back to the nerdy kid.

The camera then cut back to the desert, with a small domed tent in view. Crash turned to Supper Time Santos.

Crash: I have learned much, but I know I must clear my mind, and become one with the forces of the universe entering the sweat lodge.

Santos: Actually, I'm Mexican. I've never done that. But if you want to come to my house for dinner and meet my family, you're more than welcome!

The camera cut to Crash at a dinner table, eating happily with Supper Time Santos and his family.

Supper Time Santos: Crash, one of my keys to success is to always have a good meal before a big match so I hope you enjoyed my wife's cooking.

Crash: ….You're a genius. The calories I consume in this meal will be burned off in the match! No wonder you're so successful, it all makes sense! Thank you Supper Time Santos! And thank you for supper, Mrs. Supper Time Santos!

Crash, Santos, and his family all turned to the camera, smiled, and gave a thumbs up. There was a freeze frame and seemingly a studio audience clapping before it faded out to black.

THE Casey Gains: …..Well that was informative, I guess...lets get on with our main event!

HAW World Champion Douglas Brunswick and Mayor Briggs came out first for the main even tag match, Brunswick clutching hit World Champion tightly.

Edward Findleton: It says a lot about the quality of competitors we have here at HAW. Tonight our main event is with four wrestlers who were never full time wrestlers here prior to this season!

THE Casey Gains: It's certainly a new era in HAW!

Sentinel and Phoenix came out next. As they got in the ring, Phoenix pointed at the HAW World Championship then used a belt motion around his waist, indicating he was coming for it. Brunswick smiled and laughed, and handed it to referee Dennis Thompson, who brought it ringside and started the match.

The crowd was on their feet as Sentinel and Douglas Brunswick were starting the match out, but before anything could happen, Brunswick tagged to Mayor Briggs, drawing a negative reaction from the audience.

Edward Findleton: The crowd was ready for a preview but it looks like it'll have to wait!

Briggs and Phoenix locked up, and Phoenix used his speed and athleticism to take Briggs by surprise. Phoenix was delivering various springboard attacks and jumps to take Briggs out, before tagging in Sentinel. Sentinel continued with more methodical attacks on Briggs, who rolled out of the ring, and then under the ring. Sentinel complained to the ref, who was looking under the apron, yelling for Briggs to come out, and starting to count him out. At a nine count, Briggs emerged from the ring near Brunswick, rolled in, and tagged in Brunswick.

Brunswick exploded into the ring and started to immediately out wrestle Sentinel. Brunswick was in complete control, and hit Sentinel with a Lifting Reverse DDT. Brunswick went for the cover, but Phoenix ran in the ring and broke up the count before a two count was even made.

THE Casey Gains: Smart move there! Phoenix knew this match was over if he didn't interfere!

Brunswick stood up, and started to yell at Phoenix, who put his hands up and backed to his corner. With Brunswick distracted, Sentinel rushed over and tagged in Phoenix. Phoenix jumped to the top rope, and delivered a flying clothesline to Douglas Brunswick. Brunswick fell down, but on instinct rushed to his corner and tagged in Mayor Briggs. Briggs came in, but he still looked shaken up from his previous attacks. Phoenix started to take control, and knocked Briggs to the mat. Phoenix climbed to the rope, and jumped, hitting a Phoenix Splash on Mayor Briggs. He went for the cover, and got the three count!

Brunswick looked annoyed and jumped off the apron to take his title back, while Phoenix and Sentinel high fived in the ring. Brunswick then came back in the ring to check on Briggs, and slowly helped him up. As Briggs recovered, Brunswick and Briggs went up to Phoenix and Sentinel and stared them each in the eye. Suddenly, Brunswick grabbed Phoenix's hand, and shook it. Briggs did the same, and the losers then each raised the victors' arms in the air. The two teams showed some mutual respect, and Brunswick and Briggs left, allowing Phoenix and Sentinel to celebrate in the ring as the show went off the air.

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Theme Songs:

Kitty Kayleen

The Exotic Delights

James Calhoun

Freezerman

Douglas Brunswick

Mayor Briggs

Phoenix

Sentinel

 

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We are in Philadelphia, and get ready, because Freezer Man is about to come out and deliver his state of HAW speech!

Freezer Man's music played, and he came out with some papers in hand, and stood at a podium in the middle of the ring.

Freezer Man: What a crowd! Can you believe we're halfway done with this season? Thank you fans, it's been a special run so far, and I'm excited for last half of HAW! Right now, we've got some business to prepare for, including the path to this month's event, HAW Downtown Disaster, and next month's HAW Summit of Success!

The crowd cheered, and Freezer Man smiled.

Freezer Man: The World Championship scene is all about opportunity. Douglas Brunswick grabbed his opportunity and ran with it this year. I found a fitting challenger for him, a kid who I believe can succeed if he just gets his opportunity. Three years ago, Douglas Brunswick debuted for HAW in a dark match before our finale, teaming with Phoenix as they defeated The O'Toole Brothers. I can't think of a more exciting match than to see these two young men, the future of this company, go head to head for the World Championship!

THE Casey Gains: I'm expecting a lot of energy in that match!

Freezer Man: Now I get some people may say Phoenix hasn't paid his dues. So I'm already planning ahead for Summit of Success. Every single wrestler who is not in a match at Downtown Disaster, will compete in a Battle Royal that night, with the winner earning an HAW World Championship match at Summit of Success!

Edward Findleton: That's going to be an all out brawl! That can change a career!

Freezer Man: That's not going to be all though. In the Women's Division, we're going to see a match tonight to find the number one contender. ALL Former HAW Women's Champions are eligible, so we will see Kherti Bhakta, Jessie Parran, Kitty Kayleen, and Rachel compete to take on the Exotic Delights! And speaking of women, I want to make sure we never run into a referee shortage again, so I've hired our first female HAW referee, Brenda Moses! She'll be making her debut tonight in that women's match, and I expect great things from-

Freezer Man was cut off as James Calhoun's music hit, and he came out with the Men of Power. All four looked upset as they approached the ring.

Edward Findleton: And that look in James Calhoun's eye....I've seen that before, and he looks about one second away from snapping...

The Men of Power surrounded Freezer Man, and Calhoun took a microphone.

James Calhoun: My dear friend, Freezer Man.......you've made a mistake in governance. You've allowed this prestigious HAW World Title scene, to be made a mockery of, because of a lack of qualified staff. I have nothing but respect for the great referees of HAW, but for you to leave them so unprepared, to put them in harm's way, well sir, that's a disgrace to professional wrestling. Now the four of us talked to Dennis Thompson backstage, and Tom Hunter, and both men wisely agreed with us that I, James Calhoun, deserve a title match for the HAW World Championship due to the incompetent management of HAW.

Freezer Man: James, you will have a chance to get that title match....if you win the Battle Royal at Downtown Disaster!

James Calhoun: ….I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying. I'm not asking, I'm not begging, I'm not demanding....I'm threatening you for a match.

Freezer Man: And I won't give in. I've been more than fair getting The Behemoth a chance last month. You want a title match, you earn a title match!

James Calhoun: You want me to earn it? How about this. How about me and you, old timer. One on one, No DQ match, and if I win, I get it? Then do I earn it?

Freezer Man: ...Look....I've been retired a long time-

Freezer Man was cut off again, this time by the Musical Lifeguard Chairs music. Out came LaZor and Mr. Lifeguard, down to the ring and getting behind Freezer Man.

Mr. Lifeguard: You know, HAW was originally founded by my father, The Zaz, the original owner of HAW. I've seen you guys do a lot of bad things throughout the years. The Behemoth threw my father off a building! Rat took over as owner, Calhoun's bullied people to get his way for years. We're not going to stand by and let that happen.

LaZor: Exactly. You can come out here and pretend to respect wrestling, and respect HAW. But you don't. The only thing you four care about, is yourselves! And we aren't going to let you tarnish this company anymore!

The Men of Power looked at each other and smiled. The four of them surrounded Freezer Man, Lifeguard, and LaZor.

James Calhoun: I think we just found the two dumbest people in this building. See, we're four. You're three, maybe two and a half.. And four....is the bigger number.

The Men of Power started to enclose on Freezer Man and the Lifeguard Chairs. The Men of Power looked ready to attack, when suddenly, the music of Franco Mancini hit. The crowd exploded in cheers, and The Trans-Atlantic Family, Franco Mancini and the O'Toole Brothers came rushing down to the ring.

Edward Findleton: He's back! Franco Mancini has returned!

THE Casey Gains: He can't be! Calhoun ended his career!

The Trans-Atlantic Family slid in the ring, and stood side by side with the Musical Lifeguard Chairs and in front of Freezer Man.

Franco Mancini: Hey James....it looks like five is bigger than four. So why don't you get out of this ring before we beat you down!

The Men of Power slowly started to back away and exit the ring, Calhoun looking none too happy.

Franco Mancini: And one more thing, I'll speak on behalf of Freezer Man...He accepts your match next week. Good luck with all of us in his corner, scumbag!

Calhoun was screaming back into the ring in anger, as Fun Fight Machine and Rat were trying to lead him behind the curtains. The crowd cheered as Freezer Man, The Musical Lifeguard Chairs, and the Trans-Atlantic Family shook hands and stood tall in the ring.

Scarred Badger was backstage, looking around and behind him as he walked, appearing very on edge and clutching his National Championship close to his chest. Badger suddenly stopped in his tracks and stared ahead, the camera panning over to reveal a man with his back to Badger, wearing a black hoodie. Scarred Badger let out an aggressive yell and charged toward the man in the hoodie, hitting him with the title belt and then started wailing on him.

Backstage crew members quickly rushed over to pull Badger off, one grabbing his arms and holding him against the wall.

Staff member: What are you doing?! Why are you attacking him?!

Scarred Badger: That's The Insomniac! That's The Insomniac!

Staff member: That's not him! That's not who's after you!

Scarred Badger: It's him!

Medical crew rolled the hoodie man onto his back, revealing a teenage boy with earpods in, his phone dangling out of his front pocket. At that point, HAW Alumni Eagle Beak came rushing over.

Eagle Beak: Is he ok?! Is he going to be ok?!

A medic gave a thumbs up, and Eagle Beak turned towards Scarred Badger

Eagle Beak: You hurt my son tonight. We were visiting friends here! And you...attack my son for no reason?! …..I'm fighting you tonight. I won't let you forget this!

Eagle Beak walked back to his son to tend to him, and the staff member eased up and let Scarred Badger away from the wall.

Staff member: You better rest up pal, looks like you've got a match tonight.

Scarred Badger pushed past the staff member and walked away, still looking around uneasily. The staff member shook his head, grabbed a nearby hoodie, and walked off down a darkened hall.

The women's number one contender match was next. New women's referee Brenda Moses was in the ring, and for the competitors Kherti Bhakta came out first, followed by Kitty Kayleen, Jessie Parran, and then Rachel with Orville Morgan. Just as the match was about to start, the Exotic Delights also came down to the ring, sitting down near the timekeeper.

THE Casey Gains: Edward, why didn't you give up your seat for these young ladies? They could have joined in on commentary!

Edward Findleton: They're going to interfere!

THE Casey Gains: You're always so cynical.

The match started with all four women looking each other in the eyes, then pairing up into fights, with Jessie surprisingly going after Kherti, while Kitty attacked Rachel. Kherti was thrown out of the ring, and Jessie started to help Kitty work on Rachel. The two gave Rachel a double clothesline over the rope, leaving Kitty and Jessie to square off, where Jessie started to gain control.

Jessie hit some slams on Kitty, but was then caught by surprise as Kherti had climbed to the top rope and hit a flying crossbody onto Jessie, which she converted into a pin but only for a two count. Rachel came back into the ring at that point, and all four competitors were exchanging blows with each other. The ring got cleared again, this time just Jessie and Rachel. Jessie started to gain momentum, and hit Rachel with a Suplex Piledriver. The Exotic Delights stood up, and each jumped onto a ring apron.

Jessie looked at both, not sure if she should go for the pin, when Mitchell Row's music hit, coming down to the ring in a dress shirt and slacks and holding a microphone. He slid into the ring, and looked at Jessie Parran.

Mitchell Row: Jessie...I know this isn't the best time...but....I can't wait any longer.

Mitchell Row took a few steps back, and got on one knee. He reached into a pocket and pulled out a ring.

Mitchell Row: Jessie, these past few years have been amazing. You've made me the happiest man in the world, and the memories we created will last our entire lives. Jessie Parran, you're the most special, unique woman I've ever met in my entire life, and I will love you until the day I die.

Jessie was shocked, and looked ready to cry as she covered her mouth with her hands.

Mitchell Row: Jessie Parran....you are my lighthouse. When I'm lost, you bring me home. And your light has cleared my vision, and has made me realize, that I belong with someone else.

Mitchell Row then turned around towards Lela LaCruse.

Mitchell Row: Lela LaCruse, will you marry me?

Edward Findleton: Oh...my....god...

THE Casey Gains: Wait, what?!

Lela smiled, climbed in the ring, and nodded her head yes. Mitchell Row put the ring on her finger, and she jumped in his arms as the two kissed. Jessie Parran looked in complete shock, then started to cry. As Mitchell Row celebrated with Lela, Kitty Kayleen slid into the ring, and hit Jessie with a Cravate Suplex. Kitty covered Jessie, and Brenda Moses counted to three for Kitty to pick up the victory.

Edward Findleton: Casey...what....what?

THE Casey Gains: I don't know Edward. Kitty Kayleen is the number one contender...but...did Mitchell Row really just do that?!

Phueng came into the ring and hugged Lela and Mitchell, and the three celebrated, ignoring the fact that Kitty had just picked up the victory, as well as the fact that Jessie was lying on the mat out cold.

Backstage, Gregory Greystone had Phoenix and Sentinel on his left, and Douglas Brunswick and Mayor Briggs on his right.

Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I've got some talented individuals around me here, and honored they're giving me time for a quick interview! Now we know Phoenix will be facing Douglas Brunswick for the HAW World Championship at Downtown Disaster, but next week, it's Phoenix and Sentinel taking on Douglas and Mayor Briggs! Douglas, how are you preparing for that match?

Douglas: It's a good way to test out each other's strengths and weaknesses. It's an up close scouting report. I know Phoenix, he's not going to give every trick in his book, and I'm not going to either. Next week is the pre-season game, Downtown Disaster is the gold medal game.

Gregory: Phoenix, do you think you deserve this opportunity?

Phoenix: Of course I do. Douglas and I, we've followed a similar road. There's some key differences though. At the start of this year, Douglas was told he had a chance at the World Championship, and I was given a chance at the Tag Team Championship. I love Sentinel, he's my mentor, but I think if I was in Douglas's place instead, I'd be having that title around my waist right now.

Douglas: Phoenix, you're a great competitor, but...I highly doubt it. You couldn't even beat The Biofuel Engineers!

Phoenix: The only reason you even got a contract is because in our debut match, I was the one who pinned the O'Tooles!

Mayor Briggs: Calm down both of ya! Look, we can have a nice, fun match next week, and just take it from there, eh?

Sentinel: I agree. It's not wise to get angry at each other right now. I think what the fans want is finally, a good fair fight for the HAW World Championship. I can't wait to watch that.

Gregory Greystone: Wow! Some high emotions going on around here! Gentlemen, thank you for your time, and good luck over the coming weeks!

The MuscleGang were backstage, working out. Crash MuscleGate approached the group, gym bags over his shoulder.

Crash: Guys! This has been a good workout, but I have a flight to catch and need to leave right now.

Liam: Leave? Crash, we've cured your depression by buying you new clothes and music! You can't leave now.

Crash: I appreciate that, I really do. I'm not abandoning you guys. I know you've got my back through thick and thin. But, there's something I need to do. I've been told I'm going to be wrestling The United States at Downtown Disaster. I need to train.

Frederic: We can help you train, no?

Crash: You can, and you guys do. But, sometimes in life, you need to take it one step farther. I know what I need to do. I need to train under my long time rival, the man that I've had the most history with my entire career, the man I have yet to defeat, and I need to master his ways.

Crash slapped down a plane ticket, with the location being Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Crash: I'm learning from Supper Time Santos.

Oden: You wrestled one time!

Crash: And what a match it was. Gentlemen, I'll be back in a couple weeks. I hope to come back a changed man.

Crash took the ticket and walked away.

Frederic: …....Should we be worried?

Liam: No way. If he comes back worse I've got ATLEAST three other costume changes on stand by!

Frederic and Oden nodded, and the three went back to exercising.

Elsewhere, Calhoun was with his Men of Power members in a private locker room. Calhoun was throwing chairs at a wall and flipping over a table.

Fun Fight Machine: Calm down. Freezer Man is old. He can not win.

Calhoun: He has Franco Mancini in his corner! Franco is supposed to be injured! I have it on a good authority of the HAW Medical Staff that I threatened that he isn't even cleared to wrestle, so how is he even here?!

Fun Fight Machine: If he is hurt, then he is useless.

Calhoun: He's SUPPOSED to be useless!

Calhoun found a glass of water and splashed it in the face of The Behemoth

Calhoun: But you! YOU didn't end his career like you were supposed to! You didn't hurt him enough, and now, he's back!

The Behemoth took a step towards Calhoun, and Rat got in between the two

Rat; Whoa, whoa, relax! We'll get through this. Next week's match isn't even important.

James Calhoun: It's our hope at staying relevant in the World Title scene! Which means more money, more power, and if we don't have that they'll leave us to die like stray dogs! The three of you better come up with something, I'm sick of planning it all! Make sure I win next week!

Calhoun threw the empty glass he was holding at the wall, shattering it, before stomping away.

In the main event, Scarred Badger came out first. He still had the crazy look in his eye as he came to the ring. Moments later, Eagle Beak's music hit, and he came down to the ring.

Edward Findleton: I'd like to say it's a pleasant surprise to see Eagle Beak returning to action tonight, but maybe not under the circumstances of his son getting attacked by Scarred Badger.

THE Casey Gains: I've been in the ring with Eagle Beak, and he's a good wrestler. This will be a good match, a paranoid brawler vs an enraged parent!

As the match got underway, Eagle Beak started on the offense, coming out swinging at Scarred Badger. Badger didn't look like himself, as Eagle Beak seemed to be doing better at the brawling. Eagle Beak got Badger in the ropes and kept pounding on him, almost risking a DQ from referee Tom Hunter.

As Eagle Beak finally backed off, Scarred Badger took down Eagle Beak's leg, then went for a headlock. Badger surprisingly started doing submission holds on Eagle Beak's head, and beginning to out wrestle him. Eagle Beak managed to reverse one of the submissions by elbowing Badger in the gut. Eagle Beak got to his feet, then ran to the ropes, but on the way back was met by a Big Boot from Scarred Badger. Badger went for the cover, and picked up the three count.

As Scarred Badger began to celebrate, the lights in the arena went out again. The sound of the ticking clock was heard, and text appeared on the jumbotron that read “Kenneth Cobb, The Insomniac” before fading away to show “Next Week.” The text faded to black, and the show was over.

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Theme Songs:

Freezerman

The Men of Power

The Musical Lifeguard Chairs

The Trans-Atlantic Family

Kherti Bhakta

Kitty Kayleen

Jessie Parran

Rachel

Exotic Delights

Mitchell Row

Scarred Badger

Eagle Beak

 

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW, Vindication! We are in Richmond, Virginia, and it's going to be a huge show!

THE Casey Gains: All titles are on the line again, and I'll admit, I'm excited to see what surprise Crash MuscleGate has in store!

Edward Findleton: Right now, we're getting set with tag team action!

Viking's music played, and out came Viking and The Iconoclast. The two wrestlers strolled confidently to the ring.

THE Casey Gains: They've started calling themselves The Towering Blights...it's easy to see why.

Musical Lifeguard Chairs came out next, and wasted no time running down to the ring. They held their titles up, then got ready for the match.

Mr. Lifeguard started off against The Iconoclast. Iconoclast started overpowering Lifeguard early, hitting him with a suplex after suplex. After another slam to Lifeguard, he was able to make a leap to his corner on adrenaline, making the tag. Lifeguard looked woozy, but LaZor was able to come in.

The Iconoclast tried to do slams to LaZor, but he was able to reverse and squirm out of any attempted attack. LaZor used a springboard elbow to wobble The Iconoclast towards the ropes. LaZor clotheslined The Iconoclast over the ropes and outside the ring, then ran and hit him with a suicide dive.

Viking saw enough, and grabbed LaZor, and threw him into the announce table.

THE Casey Gains: There goes my coffee, great!

Viking got back on the ring apron, and the Iconoclast tagged him in. LaZor now made his way gingerly back into the ring, and Viking pounded his back. Viking wouldn't let up, and Mr. Lifeguard ran in to break it up. The distraction allowed LaZor to get up, and Lifeguard whipped Viking to the ropes, where the Musical Lifeguard Chairs hit a double drop toe hold. The two each grabbed one of Viking's legs, lifted him in the air, and drove his knees into the mat.

Lifeguard went back to his corner, so LaZor could tag him in. At the same time, The Iconoclast tagged in for Viking. The Iconoclast tried to go back to his power attacks, but Lifeguard started to get quick kicks to the Iconoclast. Lifeguard got Iconoclast backed up into the Musical Lifeguard Chair corner, and during the kicks, LaZor tagged in Lifeguard. LaZor climbed in the ring, and each grabbed an arm of the Iconoclast, tucked his head, and hit a double DDT. Lifeguard exited the ring, but went to the top rope and hit a Shallow Water Dive, a senton bomb, onto The Iconoclast. Lifeguard got up and immediately ran to Viking and punched him off the apron. LaZor then climbed to the top rope and hit a Shooting Star Press on The Iconoclast. LaZor pinned him, and the Musical Lifeguard Chairs picked up the three count!

Edward Findleton: And the Musical Lifeguard Chairs successfully defend! It looks like their double team maneuvers managed to overcome the power of The Towering Blights!

THE Casey Gains: Those guys have been teaming for nearly 20 years, and that chemistry paid off tonight! What a match!

The lights in the arena dimmed, and the sound of a ticking clock was heard. A few seconds later, the lights came back on, as if nothing happened. Little Man's music then hit, and he came out.

Edward Findleton: It's National Championship time! Little Man and Glenny Pax will be challenging Scarred Badger!

Little Man was jumping around, pumped up and ready to fight. Glenny Pax's music played next, and he came out with the HAW National Championship.

THE Casey Gains: And if you missed last week's show, no, Glenny didn't win that. He just stole it.

Scarred Badger came out next, looking furious and pointing to Glenny. As Scarred Badger slid into the ring, Glenny immediately clocked him in the face with the National title. Referee Dennis Thompson rang the bell, and Glenny tried to quickly cover Badger, but Little Man pulled him off.

Little Man started to relentlessly attacking Glenny Pax, who was struggling to mount any sort of offense. Little Man went for a pin on Glenny, but Scarred Badger broke that up. Badger and Little Man then started to fight, trading punches back and forth.

THE Casey Gains: Badger is a good brawler, we've seen that. Little Man needs to start changing up the style if he wants to come out on top.

The striking match started to wear down Little Man. Scarred Badger whipped Little Man to the ropes and went for his Big Boot, but Little Man stopped, grabbed Badger's foot, and locked in an ankle lock.

Edward Findleton: And Little Man, trying to make sure no more big boots happen!

Badger eventually managed to make his way to the ropes, and the hold was broken. Little Man looked frustrated, then rolled out of the ring and grabbed the National Title.

THE Casey Gains: Another thief!

Dennis Thompson was demanding Little Man put the title back, but he refused, and tried to line up Scarred Badger. As Badger got to his feet, Little Man started to swing the title, but Glenny grabbed the title himself. In their struggle, the two men managed to hit Dennis Thompson in the head with the title, knocking him unconscious and busting him open. Little Man and Glenny stared at each other, and started arguing. Little Man immediately grabbed Glenny, and hit him with a Fall Away Slam and covered Glenny. At this point, referee Tom Hunter started running down to the ring.

Edward Findleton: If Tom can hurry we may have a new champion!

Hunter slid in, but instead of counting, pointed at Little Man, then pointed to the backstage.

Edward Findleton: And....Tom Hunter is throwing Little Man out? Is that in the professional wrestling rule book?

Little Man was fuming, pointing at Glenny, the title, and Dennis Thompson, but Tom kept telling Little Man to go back. Reluctantly, Little Man went back, leaving Glenny down on the ground and Badger hobbling to his feet. Badger was getting ready to attack, then the lights went out, and the ticking clock was heard. The Narrator's voice from the previous weeks videos played throughout the arena.

Narrator: We're going to see each other soon. Hopefully...it's going to be in each other's dreams, but I know, it'll be in the nightmare we call consciousness.

The screen went black, and the words “The Insomniac, Kenneth Cobb” appeared. The screen returned to normal and the lights came on. Badger was looking around confused. Glenny tried for a quick roll up on Badger, but Badger kicked out at the last second. Screaming in pain, Badger stood up on both feet, picked Glenny up, whipped him to the ropes, and delivered the Big Boot to Glenny. Badger immediately fell to the ground holding his ankle, but crawled to Glenny Pax and put an arm over. Tom Hunter counted to three, and Scarred Badger defended his title.

Edward Findleton: Well some odd moments happened in this match, but in the end, Scarred Badger retains his title!

THE Casey Gains: This match took a big toll on him though, and Badger can only hope that he's ready for his next challenger, whomever that may be!

Edward Findleton: Indeed! ….Also, can we have medics for Dennis Thompson?

The Women's Championship was next, and Jessie Parran came out. She was accompanied by Mitchell Row, and looked to be telling him that he could go back, but Row repeatedly shook his head.

The Exotic Delights came out next, holding the Women's Championship together. As they came down to the ring, they made it a point to pass by Mitchell Row and brush against him, as he put his hands up and backed away.

Phueng Ahunai got inside the ring, and was ready to begin. Jessie started the match getting Phueng in a headlock, and taking her down. Lela tried to jump up on the apron to distract Jessie, but Jessie ignored her, focusing on wearing Phueng down. Jessie continued her attack on Phueng, even trying for some unsuccessful pinfall attempts.

Jessie started to lift up Phueng, but Phueng reversed with a hurricanrana. Phueng was in the driver's seat, and started to deliver leg drops and elbow drops to Jessie. Phueng got Jessie into the corner, then climbed to the second rope and started delivering punches to Jessie's face. At that point, Mitchell Row pulled on the second rope, causing Phueng to slip and hit her chin off the ropes. Phueng was stunned, and Jessie gave a quick bulldog to Phueng. Jessie delivered a sidewalk slam, and looked back in the swing of things.

Suddenly, a video started to play on the big screen. A camera was going down a hotel hallway at about waist level, when it turned around to reveal Mitchell Row.

Mitchell: She won't find out about this, right?

A hand opened up a hotel room door, and walked in. Stepping in front of a mirror, Lela Lacruse smiled, holding a purse that seemed to have a concealed camera inside.

Lela: Of course not Mitchell. This will be our little secret.

Lela placed the concealed camera down towards her and Mitchell. She went up to Mitchell and kissed him on the lips, and the video stopped.

In the ring, Jessie looked in shock at Mitchell. Mitchell was equally shocked. Jessie rolled out of the ring, now looking ready to cry. Mitchell started to explain, but Jessie just turned around, and started running to the back.

Edward Findleton: Oh no....I think Jessie just lost a lot more than this match.

Referee Tom Hunter quickly counted to 10, and the bell rang, giving Phueng the victory by count out. Phueng and Lela started to celebrate, and Mitchell still looked shocked, just staring at the entrance area. Phueng held the title up, while Lela was blowing kisses to Mitchell, as he started to walk back, head down.

THE Casey Gains: Edward...I think we can say this is “Facebook Official.” Not the end of Jessie and Mitchell's relationship, I'm talking about the fact that no one should ever try to cross Phueng Ahunai and Lela LaCruse, because those two will stop at nothing to destroy your entire life!

The Exotic Delights continued to celebrate, laughing and enjoying the scene that unfolded.

The Biofuel Engineers came out, and it was time for another tag team match. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins leisurely made their way to the ring. Oden Schreiner's music played, and he came out accompanied by Frederic St. Pierre and Lovable Liam. The three made their way to the ring, then looked up at the ramp. A new theme song played, and Crash MuscleGate came out in new attire.

Edward Findleton: Look at this! It's the new Crash!

THE Casey Gains: ….Oh. This...this has not even met my expectations. He's wearing black and green now.

Edward Findleton: He's practically unrecognizable!

Crash made his way to the ring with a bit more energy than usual, and looked ready for the match. It began with Crash and Sydney Mason squaring off. Crash started off attacking Sydney, overwhelming him. However, Crash got a bit too carried away, and as he ran towards Mason, Mason reversed into a backbody drop. Sydney Mason tagged in Dalton, who started to pummel Crash.

THE Casey Gains: And the new Crash is looking like the old Crash right about now.

Dalton continued beating down Crash, taunting all three MuscleGang members in the process. Dalton then picked Crash up, and delivered the Suplex Powerslam. He went for the cover, but Oden Schreiner came in and broke up the pinfall before Tom Hunter could count to 3. Oden went back to his corner, and the MuscleGang tried to cheer Crash on. Dalton meanwhile stood over Crash, and could be heard yelling at him calling him a “Has-Been.”

Crash started to crawl to the corner, and Dalton watched in amusement. Just before Crash could make the tag, Dalton grabbed Crash's legs, pulled him back to the ring, and stomped him. The process repeated as Dalton watched Crash try to go to the corner again. As Crash got close, Dalton grabbed his legs, but this time, Crash pushed Dalton away with his legs, and made the tag to Oden!

Oden climbed over the ropes, and started attacking Dalton, delivering slam after slam. Oden Schreiner grabbed Dalton by the throat, looking to deliver a choke slam, but Sydney Mason climbed to the top rope and delivered a diving double axe handle to Oden. Mason started beating down on Oden, hurting enough for Dalton to regain energy, and the two started to double team Oden. Liam and Frederic started urging Crash to join in, but Crash simply stayed at the ring post, looking frozen.

The beatdown on Oden continued, Hunter unable to get Mason to go back to his corner. The Biofuel Engineers stomped and punched Oden more, as he tried to make his way to his feet. While on his knees, he Oden gave a primal scream, grabbed an Engineer with each hand, and pushed them away. Oden locked eyes with Crash, silently pleading for his help and extended his hand. Crash looked at Liam and Frederic, then at Oden, and finally put his hand out for the tag. Oden pushed himself forward to make a tag, and Crash ran to the ring!

The Biofuel Engineers charged towards Crash, but he met them with a double clothesline. As they got up again, he delivered a second double clothesline. Sydney and Dalton stumbled to opposite corners, and Crash stood in the middle of the ring. The two ran towards Crash, but he ducked, as both Engineers hit each other. Mason fell towards the ropes, and Crash delivered a Dropkick knocking him out of the ring. Dalton raced towards Crash, but Crash saw him coming, and delivered another Dropkick right to Dalton Elkin's jaw. Dalton fell down, and Crash covered. Tom Hunter got down, and counted 1-2-3!

Crash's new music played, and the MuscleGang rushed into the ring with him to celebrate.

Edward Findleton: The New Crash MuscleGate wins! Crash and Oden Schreiner have defeated The Biofuel Engineers!

THE Casey Gains: I had my doubts, but I think Crash got that inspiration that finally hit him.

Edward Findleton: The power of friendship!

THE Casey Gains: Don't get too cheesy Edward. The MuscleGang got the victory tonight, but now the test is if Crash can repeat this for the future!

A loud explosion rocked the arena, and out came The Behemoth with the Men of Power.

Edward Findleton: The Behemoth...the largest wrestler in HAW...and he's about to have a one on one title match for the HAW World Championship.

Behemoth made his way to the ring and looked to the ramp, the Men of Power behind him, smiling confidently

Douglas Brunswick's music hit, and he came out to the ring with the World Championship, but no Mayor Briggs by his side.

THE Casey Gains: I don't think Brunswick is this dumb to not have his new ally by his side. And it looks like the Men of Power aren't fully buying this either.

In the ring, Calhoun and the rest were looking around the arena, while Rat started inspecting under the ring, insuring they wouldn't get duped. Brunswick made his way in and held the title for the crowd, and still looking alone. Brunswick handed the title to referee Tom Hunter, and after clearing the ring, the match was on.

Brunswick quickly got up in Behemoth's area, and as Behemoth tried to grapple, Brunswick grabbed the right arm for an arm lock. Behemoth escaped, and Brunswick grabbed the arm, whipping Behemoth to the ropes, then giving him an arm drag on the way back. Brunswick kept working on Behemoth's right arm. With each submission, Behemoth was able to break free, but it was taking more and more time the further the match went on.

Seeing the success Brunswick was having, Calhoun interfered, tripping Brunswick up during one of his attacks. The brief stumble allowed Behemoth to recover, and quickly used his left arm to deliver a sidewalk slam.

Behemoth started to nurse his arm a bit, and Brunswick made his way slowly to his feet. The Behemoth whipped Brunswick to the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Brunswick ducked. Brunswick ran the ropes again, and Behemoth went for another clothesline. This time, Brunswick stepped to the side, colliding right into referee Tom Hunter, who fell to the mat hard.

Edward Findleton: Oh no! And that was a big collision right there! Hunter looks out of it!

Calhoun nodded to Fun Fight Machine and Rat, and the Men of Power jumped into the ring. As Douglas Brunswick was checking on Tom Hunter, the Men of Power surrounded Brunswick. Brunswick looked up, but before they could do anything, Mayor Briggs theme played.

Mayor Briggs came out to the entry way, wearing a referee shirt, and holding a framed paper. He held it to the camera, showing it read “Certificate for Professional Wrestling Refereeing.” Briggs waltzed to the ring and slid in. Calhoun was screaming at him, demanding to know what was going on. Briggs handed Calhoun the certificate, who began to study it. Suddenly, Douglas Brunswick rolled up The Behemoth. Briggs dropped to his knees, and counted a three count in a millisecond. Briggs and Brunswick rolled out of the ring quick, grabbing the title and heading back up the ramp.

Edward Findleton: And Douglas Brunswick pins the Behemoth!

THE Casey Gains: Douglas Brunswick cheated against The Behemoth!

The Men of Power were in the ring, furious and screaming up the ramp at Brunswick and Briggs. Briggs simply held up Brunswick's hand, declaring him the champion.

Edward Findleton: Well what a surprise ending to the night, but...well, I guess it's official! By a pinfall from referee Mayor Briggs, Douglas Brunswick defeats The Behemoth! We'll see everyone next week for the fallout from Vindication! Thank you and goodnight!

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Theme Songs:

Viking

Musical Lifeguuard Chairs

Little Man

Glenny Pax

Scarred Badger

Jessie Parran

Exotic Delights

The Biofuel Engineers

Oden Schreiner

Crash MuscleGate

The Behemoth

Douglas Brunswick

Mayor Briggs