HAW kicked off in Boston, with a women's match. Kitty Kayleen came down to the ring first, and shortly later, the Exotic Delights followed. Phueng Ahunai led the way, while Mitchell walked hand in hand with Lela LaCruse, before joining ringside commentary.
Edward Findleton: It looks like we've got some company here, and before this match gets started I just need to ask....Mitchell, why?
Mitchell Row: Edward, you're in the presence of the future Mrs. Row, can you at least greet us, say hello, and be a gentleman?
THE Casey Gains: Seriously Edward treat this couple with some respect!
Edward Findleton: You left Jessie, your girlfriend of 3 years, for Lela!
Mitchell: Jessie is a good girl. But...could you really see a future with us? She's this...weird emo chick....
Lela: And he's a tall, handsome, rugged man. And he needs a classy woman by his side.
Mitchell: Exactly. I'm ready to move forward with my life, and I need someone dedicated and ambitious to spend the rest of my life with!
Edward Findleton: I don't know if I agree with the public humiliation aspect of that but....well, the match is underway!
The match started out with Phueng going on the offensive. Outside the ring, Mitchell and Lela seemed to be focusing more on each other and the commentary, and when Kitty hit a desperation move, didn't even notice Phueng was in trouble. Kitty started to gather momentum, and took control. Phueng called out for help, and that alerted Mitchell and Lela, who left the table and went to opposite corners of the ring.
As Kitty started to size Phueng up, Lela jumped on one side of the ring. Referee Brenda Moses went over to stop her and started to argue. Kitty ignored the distraction, and was still waiting for Phueng to get to her feet. Mitchell Row reached over the barricade and grabbed a fan's soft drink, then jumped on the apron and splashed it over Kitty. Kitty, drenched in the soda, turned to Mitchell Row in shock. Phueng took the opportunity for a roll up, and Lela jumped down, allowing the three count to be made, and Phueng picking up the victory.
Mitchell and Lela went into the ring and celebrated with Phueng. Kitty stood up, and pushed past the two women and stood face to face with Mitchell Row. Mitchell took a step back and shrugged, not caring that Kitty was soaked and had lost. Kitty Kayleen slapped Row across the face, and Phueng and Lela grabbed Kitty and pushed her down to the mat. Before they could start attacking her, Mitchell held them both back. He looked at the two women and could be heard saying “Next week, next week!” before walking out with the Exotic Delights.
Scarred Badger was walking backstage, looking paranoid as ever. Gregory Greystone was nearby, and Badger grabbed ahold of him.
Scarred Badger: Are you him?! Are you the Insomniac?!
Gregory: N-n-no!
Scarred Badger: Where is he?! You know these things! Tell me!
At that point, the staff member from last week came up to Scarred Badger and started to get him to release Gregory, who ran off.
Staff Member: Hey man! Quit it! You're just terrorizing everyone for no reason!
Scarred Badger: The Insomniac! He's out there!
Staff Member: Calm down, take some deep breaths, ok?
Badger started to breathe in and out, and the staff member patted him on the back.
Scarred Badger: He's after my title.
Staff Member: I know he is, buddy, it's alright. I'm here to help. My name's Ken.
Scarred Badger reached out and shook his hand. During the hand shake, Badger suddenly stopped, and looked Ken in the eyes. The realization hit, and Kenneth Cobb, The Insomniac yanked Badger forward and clotheslined him. The Insomniac picked up Badger, and flung him into a nearby loading bay door. Cobb then locked Scarred Badger in a Sleeper Hold, and Scarred Badger passed out. Kenneth Cobb leaned over Badger and whispered to him.
Kenneth Cobb: Sweet dreams.
Cobb picked up the nearby National Championship, and placed it on Scarred Badger's body before walking away.
James Calhoun's music hit, and he came out with the Men of Power in tow. Calhoun looked none too happy about this match, but Fun Fight Machine and Rat were seen encouraging him.
Freezerman's music played next, and he was accompanied by both the Musical Lifeguard Chairs, and the Trans-Atlantic Family, though Franco Mancini was wearing street clothes.
THE Casey Gains: I'd like to point out that Calhoun was right last week, Edward. Franco Mancini is still not cleared to wrestle.
Edward Findleton: That doesn't look like it's stopping him from from coming out! Especially with it being a no disqualification match!
Freezerman and Calhoun stared across the ring from each other. Referee Tom Hunter rang the bell, and before anything could happen, the Men of Power, the Musical Lifeguard Chairs, and the O'Toole Brothers all rushed into the ring and started attacking each other. As Lazor and Lifeguard stared going after Fun Fight Machine and Rat, Sean and Fergus started to double team The Behemoth. The battle spilled outside the ring, and then backwards upstage, leaving Freezerman, Calhoun, and Franco left in the ring.
Edward Findleton: ….And that has
cleared out a lot of bodies from ringside!
Calhoun smiled now, a bit more confident. He leaned over the ropes, taunting Franco Mancini. Franco didn't back down, and climbed to the ring apron, while Calhoun backed up. Franco entered the ring, and Calhoun inadvertently backed right up into Freezerman, who hit an atomic drop on Calhoun. Calhoun launched forward, and Franco bent down and Whacked James Calhoun with a Throat Thrust! Calhoun fell to the ground, and Freezerman went climbed to the middle rope, and delivered an elbow drop to Calhoun! Freezerman covered Calhoun, and Tom Hunter counted to 3!
Edward Findleton: Freezerman defeats James Calhoun!
THE Casey Gains: Are you kidding me?!
While Freezerman went to celebrate, Franco started stomping on Calhoun, delivering more damage. Freezerman tried to get Franco to stop, but Franco simply picked up Calhoun, and delivered a Pickpocket, a reverse STO. Mancini looked down at Calhoun, then spit in his face. Mancini turned towards Freezerman, grabbed his right hand, and forced a handshake. Franco gave a nod to Freezerman, then rolled out of the ring. Freezerman gave one last arm raise for the crowd, and left, leaving Calhoun out cold in the ring.
The camera faded in to a view of a desert, and a sun rising. On the left side of the screen, Crash Musclegate walked into frame. Then on the right, Supper Time Santos appeared.
Crash: I have arrived. Though we are long time enemies, I come to you for help, as a friend. Train me in your ways, Supper Time Santos.
Santos: Ok. Practice is about to begin soon, you're ready to learn some football?
Crash: Whatever your secret is, I'm ready to learn.
Santos: Good. Let's begin by hitting the weights.
A training montage was shown of Crash, he was in a gym locker room of a middle school football team, lifting weights. Next, he was high stepping through a rope course, before finally on a football field. The ball was given to Crash, and he plowed through a line of players, knocking the children over and pushing them all out of the way, as he made his way to the endzone for a touchdown. Supper time Santos approached him.
Supper Time Santos: Remember Crash, it's not all physical. You must be mentally strong as well. Always do the right thing!
The montage continued, Crash was now in a classroom, taking a test. He looked confused, but looked over at another kid's answers and copied them. The camera then cut to a hallway, as a large bully grabbed a nerd and pushed him against a locker. The nerdy kid gave the bully some money. As the bully turned around, Crash dropkicked him in the face, knocking him out. Crash picked up the money, and handed it back to the nerdy kid.
The camera then cut back to the desert, with a small domed tent in view. Crash turned to Supper Time Santos.
Crash: I have learned much, but I know I must clear my mind, and become one with the forces of the universe entering the sweat lodge.
Santos: Actually, I'm Mexican. I've never done that. But if you want to come to my house for dinner and meet my family, you're more than welcome!
The camera cut to Crash at a dinner table, eating happily with Supper Time Santos and his family.
Supper Time Santos: Crash, one of my keys to success is to always have a good meal before a big match so I hope you enjoyed my wife's cooking.
Crash: ….You're a genius. The calories I consume in this meal will be burned off in the match! No wonder you're so successful, it all makes sense! Thank you Supper Time Santos! And thank you for supper, Mrs. Supper Time Santos!
Crash, Santos, and his family all turned to the camera, smiled, and gave a thumbs up. There was a freeze frame and seemingly a studio audience clapping before it faded out to black.
THE Casey Gains: …..Well that was informative, I guess...lets get on with our main event!
HAW World Champion Douglas Brunswick and Mayor Briggs came out first for the main even tag match, Brunswick clutching hit World Champion tightly.
Edward Findleton: It says a lot about the quality of competitors we have here at HAW. Tonight our main event is with four wrestlers who were never full time wrestlers here prior to this season!
THE Casey Gains: It's certainly a new era in HAW!
Sentinel and Phoenix came out next. As they got in the ring, Phoenix pointed at the HAW World Championship then used a belt motion around his waist, indicating he was coming for it. Brunswick smiled and laughed, and handed it to referee Dennis Thompson, who brought it ringside and started the match.
The crowd was on their feet as Sentinel and Douglas Brunswick were starting the match out, but before anything could happen, Brunswick tagged to Mayor Briggs, drawing a negative reaction from the audience.
Edward Findleton: The crowd was ready for a preview but it looks like it'll have to wait!
Briggs and Phoenix locked up, and Phoenix used his speed and athleticism to take Briggs by surprise. Phoenix was delivering various springboard attacks and jumps to take Briggs out, before tagging in Sentinel. Sentinel continued with more methodical attacks on Briggs, who rolled out of the ring, and then under the ring. Sentinel complained to the ref, who was looking under the apron, yelling for Briggs to come out, and starting to count him out. At a nine count, Briggs emerged from the ring near Brunswick, rolled in, and tagged in Brunswick.
Brunswick exploded into the ring and started to immediately out wrestle Sentinel. Brunswick was in complete control, and hit Sentinel with a Lifting Reverse DDT. Brunswick went for the cover, but Phoenix ran in the ring and broke up the count before a two count was even made.
THE Casey Gains: Smart move there! Phoenix knew this match was over if he didn't interfere!
Brunswick stood up, and started to yell at Phoenix, who put his hands up and backed to his corner. With Brunswick distracted, Sentinel rushed over and tagged in Phoenix. Phoenix jumped to the top rope, and delivered a flying clothesline to Douglas Brunswick. Brunswick fell down, but on instinct rushed to his corner and tagged in Mayor Briggs. Briggs came in, but he still looked shaken up from his previous attacks. Phoenix started to take control, and knocked Briggs to the mat. Phoenix climbed to the rope, and jumped, hitting a Phoenix Splash on Mayor Briggs. He went for the cover, and got the three count!
Brunswick looked annoyed and jumped off the apron to take his title back, while Phoenix and Sentinel high fived in the ring. Brunswick then came back in the ring to check on Briggs, and slowly helped him up. As Briggs recovered, Brunswick and Briggs went up to Phoenix and Sentinel and stared them each in the eye. Suddenly, Brunswick grabbed Phoenix's hand, and shook it. Briggs did the same, and the losers then each raised the victors' arms in the air. The two teams showed some mutual respect, and Brunswick and Briggs left, allowing Phoenix and Sentinel to celebrate in the ring as the show went off the air.
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