Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW, Vindication! We are in Richmond, Virginia, and it's going to be a huge show!
THE Casey Gains: All titles are on the line again, and I'll admit, I'm excited to see what surprise Crash MuscleGate has in store!
Edward Findleton: Right now, we're getting set with tag team action!
Viking's music played, and out came Viking and The Iconoclast. The two wrestlers strolled confidently to the ring.
THE Casey Gains: They've started calling themselves The Towering Blights...it's easy to see why.
Musical Lifeguard Chairs came out next, and wasted no time running down to the ring. They held their titles up, then got ready for the match.
Mr. Lifeguard started off against The Iconoclast. Iconoclast started overpowering Lifeguard early, hitting him with a suplex after suplex. After another slam to Lifeguard, he was able to make a leap to his corner on adrenaline, making the tag. Lifeguard looked woozy, but LaZor was able to come in.
The Iconoclast tried to do slams to LaZor, but he was able to reverse and squirm out of any attempted attack. LaZor used a springboard elbow to wobble The Iconoclast towards the ropes. LaZor clotheslined The Iconoclast over the ropes and outside the ring, then ran and hit him with a suicide dive.
Viking saw enough, and grabbed LaZor, and threw him into the announce table.
THE Casey Gains: There goes my coffee, great!
Viking got back on the ring apron, and the Iconoclast tagged him in. LaZor now made his way gingerly back into the ring, and Viking pounded his back. Viking wouldn't let up, and Mr. Lifeguard ran in to break it up. The distraction allowed LaZor to get up, and Lifeguard whipped Viking to the ropes, where the Musical Lifeguard Chairs hit a double drop toe hold. The two each grabbed one of Viking's legs, lifted him in the air, and drove his knees into the mat.
Lifeguard went back to his corner, so LaZor could tag him in. At the same time, The Iconoclast tagged in for Viking. The Iconoclast tried to go back to his power attacks, but Lifeguard started to get quick kicks to the Iconoclast. Lifeguard got Iconoclast backed up into the Musical Lifeguard Chair corner, and during the kicks, LaZor tagged in Lifeguard. LaZor climbed in the ring, and each grabbed an arm of the Iconoclast, tucked his head, and hit a double DDT. Lifeguard exited the ring, but went to the top rope and hit a Shallow Water Dive, a senton bomb, onto The Iconoclast. Lifeguard got up and immediately ran to Viking and punched him off the apron. LaZor then climbed to the top rope and hit a Shooting Star Press on The Iconoclast. LaZor pinned him, and the Musical Lifeguard Chairs picked up the three count!
Edward Findleton: And the Musical Lifeguard Chairs successfully defend! It looks like their double team maneuvers managed to overcome the power of The Towering Blights!
THE Casey Gains: Those guys have been teaming for nearly 20 years, and that chemistry paid off tonight! What a match!
The lights in the arena dimmed, and the sound of a ticking clock was heard. A few seconds later, the lights came back on, as if nothing happened. Little Man's music then hit, and he came out.
Edward Findleton: It's National Championship time! Little Man and Glenny Pax will be challenging Scarred Badger!
Little Man was jumping around, pumped up and ready to fight. Glenny Pax's music played next, and he came out with the HAW National Championship.
THE Casey Gains: And if you missed last week's show, no, Glenny didn't win that. He just stole it.
Scarred Badger came out next,
looking furious and pointing to Glenny. As Scarred Badger slid into
the ring, Glenny immediately clocked him in the face with the
National title. Referee Dennis Thompson rang the bell, and Glenny
tried to quickly cover Badger, but Little Man pulled him off.
Little Man started to relentlessly attacking Glenny Pax, who was struggling to mount any sort of offense. Little Man went for a pin on Glenny, but Scarred Badger broke that up. Badger and Little Man then started to fight, trading punches back and forth.
THE Casey Gains: Badger is a good brawler, we've seen that. Little Man needs to start changing up the style if he wants to come out on top.
The striking match started to wear down Little Man. Scarred Badger whipped Little Man to the ropes and went for his Big Boot, but Little Man stopped, grabbed Badger's foot, and locked in an ankle lock.
Edward Findleton: And Little Man,
trying to make sure no more big boots happen!
Badger eventually managed to make his way to the ropes, and the hold was broken. Little Man looked frustrated, then rolled out of the ring and grabbed the National Title.
THE Casey Gains: Another thief!
Dennis Thompson was demanding Little Man put the title back, but he refused, and tried to line up Scarred Badger. As Badger got to his feet, Little Man started to swing the title, but Glenny grabbed the title himself. In their struggle, the two men managed to hit Dennis Thompson in the head with the title, knocking him unconscious and busting him open. Little Man and Glenny stared at each other, and started arguing. Little Man immediately grabbed Glenny, and hit him with a Fall Away Slam and covered Glenny. At this point, referee Tom Hunter started running down to the ring.
Edward Findleton: If Tom can hurry we may have a new champion!
Hunter slid in, but instead of counting, pointed at Little Man, then pointed to the backstage.
Edward Findleton: And....Tom Hunter is throwing Little Man out? Is that in the professional wrestling rule book?
Little Man was fuming, pointing at Glenny, the title, and Dennis Thompson, but Tom kept telling Little Man to go back. Reluctantly, Little Man went back, leaving Glenny down on the ground and Badger hobbling to his feet. Badger was getting ready to attack, then the lights went out, and the ticking clock was heard. The Narrator's voice from the previous weeks videos played throughout the arena.
Narrator: We're going to see each other soon. Hopefully...it's going to be in each other's dreams, but I know, it'll be in the nightmare we call consciousness.
The screen went black, and the words “The Insomniac, Kenneth Cobb” appeared. The screen returned to normal and the lights came on. Badger was looking around confused. Glenny tried for a quick roll up on Badger, but Badger kicked out at the last second. Screaming in pain, Badger stood up on both feet, picked Glenny up, whipped him to the ropes, and delivered the Big Boot to Glenny. Badger immediately fell to the ground holding his ankle, but crawled to Glenny Pax and put an arm over. Tom Hunter counted to three, and Scarred Badger defended his title.
Edward Findleton: Well some odd moments happened in this match, but in the end, Scarred Badger retains his title!
THE Casey Gains: This match took a big toll on him though, and Badger can only hope that he's ready for his next challenger, whomever that may be!
Edward Findleton: Indeed! ….Also, can we have medics for Dennis Thompson?
The Women's Championship was next, and Jessie Parran came out. She was accompanied by Mitchell Row, and looked to be telling him that he could go back, but Row repeatedly shook his head.
The Exotic Delights came out next, holding the Women's Championship together. As they came down to the ring, they made it a point to pass by Mitchell Row and brush against him, as he put his hands up and backed away.
Phueng Ahunai got inside the ring, and was ready to begin. Jessie started the match getting Phueng in a headlock, and taking her down. Lela tried to jump up on the apron to distract Jessie, but Jessie ignored her, focusing on wearing Phueng down. Jessie continued her attack on Phueng, even trying for some unsuccessful pinfall attempts.
Jessie started to lift up Phueng, but Phueng reversed with a hurricanrana. Phueng was in the driver's seat, and started to deliver leg drops and elbow drops to Jessie. Phueng got Jessie into the corner, then climbed to the second rope and started delivering punches to Jessie's face. At that point, Mitchell Row pulled on the second rope, causing Phueng to slip and hit her chin off the ropes. Phueng was stunned, and Jessie gave a quick bulldog to Phueng. Jessie delivered a sidewalk slam, and looked back in the swing of things.
Suddenly, a video started to play on the big screen. A camera was going down a hotel hallway at about waist level, when it turned around to reveal Mitchell Row.
Mitchell: She won't find out about this, right?
A hand opened up a hotel room door, and walked in. Stepping in front of a mirror, Lela Lacruse smiled, holding a purse that seemed to have a concealed camera inside.
Lela: Of course not Mitchell. This will be our little secret.
Lela placed the concealed camera down towards her and Mitchell. She went up to Mitchell and kissed him on the lips, and the video stopped.
In the ring, Jessie looked in shock at Mitchell. Mitchell was equally shocked. Jessie rolled out of the ring, now looking ready to cry. Mitchell started to explain, but Jessie just turned around, and started running to the back.
Edward Findleton: Oh no....I think Jessie just lost a lot more than this match.
Referee Tom Hunter quickly counted to 10, and the bell rang, giving Phueng the victory by count out. Phueng and Lela started to celebrate, and Mitchell still looked shocked, just staring at the entrance area. Phueng held the title up, while Lela was blowing kisses to Mitchell, as he started to walk back, head down.
THE Casey Gains: Edward...I think we can say this is “Facebook Official.” Not the end of Jessie and Mitchell's relationship, I'm talking about the fact that no one should ever try to cross Phueng Ahunai and Lela LaCruse, because those two will stop at nothing to destroy your entire life!
The Exotic Delights continued to celebrate, laughing and enjoying the scene that unfolded.
The Biofuel Engineers came out, and it was time for another tag team match. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins leisurely made their way to the ring. Oden Schreiner's music played, and he came out accompanied by Frederic St. Pierre and Lovable Liam. The three made their way to the ring, then looked up at the ramp. A new theme song played, and Crash MuscleGate came out in new attire.
Edward Findleton: Look at this! It's the new Crash!
THE Casey Gains: ….Oh. This...this has not even met my expectations. He's wearing black and green now.
Edward Findleton: He's practically unrecognizable!
Crash made his way to the ring with a bit more energy than usual, and looked ready for the match. It began with Crash and Sydney Mason squaring off. Crash started off attacking Sydney, overwhelming him. However, Crash got a bit too carried away, and as he ran towards Mason, Mason reversed into a backbody drop. Sydney Mason tagged in Dalton, who started to pummel Crash.
THE Casey Gains: And the new Crash is looking like the old Crash right about now.
Dalton continued beating down Crash, taunting all three MuscleGang members in the process. Dalton then picked Crash up, and delivered the Suplex Powerslam. He went for the cover, but Oden Schreiner came in and broke up the pinfall before Tom Hunter could count to 3. Oden went back to his corner, and the MuscleGang tried to cheer Crash on. Dalton meanwhile stood over Crash, and could be heard yelling at him calling him a “Has-Been.”
Crash started to crawl to the corner, and Dalton watched in amusement. Just before Crash could make the tag, Dalton grabbed Crash's legs, pulled him back to the ring, and stomped him. The process repeated as Dalton watched Crash try to go to the corner again. As Crash got close, Dalton grabbed his legs, but this time, Crash pushed Dalton away with his legs, and made the tag to Oden!
Oden climbed over the ropes, and started attacking Dalton, delivering slam after slam. Oden Schreiner grabbed Dalton by the throat, looking to deliver a choke slam, but Sydney Mason climbed to the top rope and delivered a diving double axe handle to Oden. Mason started beating down on Oden, hurting enough for Dalton to regain energy, and the two started to double team Oden. Liam and Frederic started urging Crash to join in, but Crash simply stayed at the ring post, looking frozen.
The beatdown on Oden continued, Hunter unable to get Mason to go back to his corner. The Biofuel Engineers stomped and punched Oden more, as he tried to make his way to his feet. While on his knees, he Oden gave a primal scream, grabbed an Engineer with each hand, and pushed them away. Oden locked eyes with Crash, silently pleading for his help and extended his hand. Crash looked at Liam and Frederic, then at Oden, and finally put his hand out for the tag. Oden pushed himself forward to make a tag, and Crash ran to the ring!
The Biofuel Engineers charged towards Crash, but he met them with a double clothesline. As they got up again, he delivered a second double clothesline. Sydney and Dalton stumbled to opposite corners, and Crash stood in the middle of the ring. The two ran towards Crash, but he ducked, as both Engineers hit each other. Mason fell towards the ropes, and Crash delivered a Dropkick knocking him out of the ring. Dalton raced towards Crash, but Crash saw him coming, and delivered another Dropkick right to Dalton Elkin's jaw. Dalton fell down, and Crash covered. Tom Hunter got down, and counted 1-2-3!
Crash's new music played, and the MuscleGang rushed into the ring with him to celebrate.
Edward Findleton: The New Crash MuscleGate wins! Crash and Oden Schreiner have defeated The Biofuel Engineers!
THE Casey Gains: I had my doubts, but I think Crash got that inspiration that finally hit him.
Edward Findleton: The power of friendship!
THE Casey Gains: Don't get too cheesy Edward. The MuscleGang got the victory tonight, but now the test is if Crash can repeat this for the future!
A loud explosion rocked the arena, and out came The Behemoth with the Men of Power.
Edward Findleton: The Behemoth...the largest wrestler in HAW...and he's about to have a one on one title match for the HAW World Championship.
Behemoth made his way to the ring and looked to the ramp, the Men of Power behind him, smiling confidently
Douglas Brunswick's music hit, and he came out to the ring with the World Championship, but no Mayor Briggs by his side.
THE Casey Gains: I don't think
Brunswick is this dumb to not have his new ally by his side. And it
looks like the Men of Power aren't fully buying this either.
In the ring, Calhoun and the rest were looking around the arena, while Rat started inspecting under the ring, insuring they wouldn't get duped. Brunswick made his way in and held the title for the crowd, and still looking alone. Brunswick handed the title to referee Tom Hunter, and after clearing the ring, the match was on.
Brunswick quickly got up in Behemoth's area, and as Behemoth tried to grapple, Brunswick grabbed the right arm for an arm lock. Behemoth escaped, and Brunswick grabbed the arm, whipping Behemoth to the ropes, then giving him an arm drag on the way back. Brunswick kept working on Behemoth's right arm. With each submission, Behemoth was able to break free, but it was taking more and more time the further the match went on.
Seeing the success Brunswick was having, Calhoun interfered, tripping Brunswick up during one of his attacks. The brief stumble allowed Behemoth to recover, and quickly used his left arm to deliver a sidewalk slam.
Behemoth started to nurse his arm a bit, and Brunswick made his way slowly to his feet. The Behemoth whipped Brunswick to the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Brunswick ducked. Brunswick ran the ropes again, and Behemoth went for another clothesline. This time, Brunswick stepped to the side, colliding right into referee Tom Hunter, who fell to the mat hard.
Edward Findleton: Oh no! And that was a big collision right there! Hunter looks out of it!
Calhoun nodded to Fun Fight Machine and Rat, and the Men of Power jumped into the ring. As Douglas Brunswick was checking on Tom Hunter, the Men of Power surrounded Brunswick. Brunswick looked up, but before they could do anything, Mayor Briggs theme played.
Mayor Briggs came out to the entry way, wearing a referee shirt, and holding a framed paper. He held it to the camera, showing it read “Certificate for Professional Wrestling Refereeing.” Briggs waltzed to the ring and slid in. Calhoun was screaming at him, demanding to know what was going on. Briggs handed Calhoun the certificate, who began to study it. Suddenly, Douglas Brunswick rolled up The Behemoth. Briggs dropped to his knees, and counted a three count in a millisecond. Briggs and Brunswick rolled out of the ring quick, grabbing the title and heading back up the ramp.
Edward Findleton: And Douglas Brunswick pins the Behemoth!
THE Casey Gains: Douglas Brunswick cheated against The Behemoth!
The Men of Power were in the ring, furious and screaming up the ramp at Brunswick and Briggs. Briggs simply held up Brunswick's hand, declaring him the champion.
Edward Findleton: Well what a surprise ending to the night, but...well, I guess it's official! By a pinfall from referee Mayor Briggs, Douglas Brunswick defeats The Behemoth! We'll see everyone next week for the fallout from Vindication! Thank you and goodnight!
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