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Our show started out with Demon Lord Lenin May coming out for a promo. The delivery was pretty good, but the logic behind it made no sense. Demon Lord claims that due to winning the number one contender's match last show, he will face the winner of the Clyde Steel and Lionel the Lard SCW Championship match tonight. I mean, there was more flavor to it, like how hell's minions will surround the Demon Lord's throne in all the championship gold, but....there was no stipulation in Demon Lord's last match. AND it was a six man tag. Sure he got the pin but what about Obliterator and New York Ned? I doubt this will ever get answered, but we've got two main events now. Tonight's Clyde Steel vs Lionel the Lard, and next week's Clyde Steel vs Demon Lord. Oops, didn't mean to spoil it again. But no one listening can seriously believe Lionel would beat Clyde, right?

Let's move on to our first match. XxXFearSumXxX vs Adamus Valentinian. Fearsum now was covered in tattoos, but they were the fake ones as they started to wear off in the match. I also rewatched the match, and he yelled out “I am fearsum!” fourteen times in total, and sold exactly zero offensive attacks from Valentinian. The match seemed to have gone over time, as Burt Steel blatantly stood on the apron and whispered something to the ref. About twenty seconds later, Fearsum bashed Valetntian's head off the turnbuckle, and the ref rang the bell and announced Valentinian as the victor by DQ. I am convinced someone is blackmailing Burt Steel to have XxXFearSumXxX on the show.

After that disaster, we go to my favorite storyline in SCW. Farmer Howard vs Tristan Parker. Farmer Howard said he envisioned walking his daughter down the aisle would be his proudest day of his life, but it was his biggest nightmare when he had to hand her off to Tristan Parker. Tristan Parker came out and sarcastically congratulated him, telling him he's going to be a grandfather soon now that he's married to his daughter. And due to that, there's just not enough room in their house, so Tristan Parker is challenging Farmer Howard for his house. Farmer Howard, who has lost all his life's work to this other guy three times in a row, agrees to put a six figure investment on the line.

The match started, and Tristan is steadily improving. I'd like to see him mix it up with someone else to see if Howard is carrying him, but either way, having this pairing help Tristan Parker has really been one of the smarter decisions SCW has done, and Tristan is probably the most over heel right now. Plus, his heel heat grows more, as he pins Farmer Howard, and now owns his house. I'm not sure if this includes the surrounding land of Farmer Howard's farm, or if the corn from the previous shows included that, or if Farmer Howard gets to keep his possessions within the house. I expect the details to be answered next show though!

Next up was...a Tag Team Title Match! No one even know the tag team titles were a thing, including Burt Steel, because there were no actual tag titles present. But that didn't stop The BroBots Mecha-Mason and Techno John and The Black and Blue Bruisers Wade Henson and Nasty Harley. The teams wanted to make it dramatic, with four hot tags. Usually those are saved for the faces, so it made sense the first time Mecha Mason tagged in Techno John. Then it was weird when Henson dramatically was able to tag in Harley.......But then Harley did the same for Henson. Finally, hot tag number four, Techno John to Mecha-Mason, allowed the BroBots to power through and become the inaugural SCW Tag Team Champions! After the match, the BroBots brought out a small metal collection box, and asked the fans to donate money for new tag team championships. I think they collected maybe $15 but The BroBots held up the collection box as if it was a title. What a victory celebration.

If you're offended, you may want to skip this next part, as it was just pretty pathetic. Burt Steel said he originally planned a women's tag match, Ruby and Delilah vs Penny Downs and Lightning Lilly. But he's changed his mind and wants to give the fans what they want. Right here, inside Prattville Community Church, will be the first ever tag team Bikini contest. All four women came down in swim suits, much to the delight of the male fans. And I'm sure if Jesus was in attendance, this would be exactly what he envisioned his houses of worship would be used for. This ended up being pretty run of the mill, with each of the women showing off, and the loudest cheers determining the winners. The issue was the same segment of the crowd cheered exactly the same for all four women, so Burt Steel declared Ruby and Delilah as the winners, because Penny and Lilly were just too ugly. I was legit worried God was going to have the ceiling cave in and crush Burt Steel, but thankfully the holy one was merciful today.

We finally get to our main event, Lionel the Lard vs Clyde Steel for the SCW championship. This match seemed to copy some more famous matches in the past, of a “hero” facing a “giant.” Clyde would punch, Lionel would no sell then destroy Clyde with bearhugs. When Lionel missed a big boot, Clyde hit a clothesline and knocked him down. Clyde Steel got pumped up, and went to body slam Lionel the Lard. He couldn't lift him, so Lionel just stumbled backwards to the mat, and Clyde landed on him to pick up the win.

As Clyde Steel celebrated this amazing victory, Demon Lord Lenin May interrupted his victory party. Listen to this great exchange.

Demon Lord: Clyde Steel.....you proved your worth as SCW Champion tonight. But our next show, you will face your toughest challenge yet. You will feel the pain, of burning embers placed across your back. The fires of the underworld, lapping at your feet....and the smoke filling your lungs, knowing that each second that passes, is your last as SCW Champion. Your world will be-

Clyde Steel: You come down here you bastard! You want me fight me? Fight me!

Demon Lord: ….Your world will-

Clyde Steel: I don't care who you are! You don't talk to me like that! You will feel the steel! I'll fight you anywhere, any time! I'll fight you now!

Demon Lord: ….......

Mickey Conroy: Dude I think Lenin May is legit pissed right now, he can't finish his promo.

Demon Lord: Clyde...your world will be-

Clyde Steel: What are you a chicken? I'll crush you!

Aaaand at that point Demon Lord got frustrated and threw the mic down, as Clyde taunted him and kept telling him he'll fight him now while Demon Lord went to the back. That was the ending to the show. I think there's a legitimate chance that if Demon Lord Lenin May killed Clyde Steel right then, God would allow it and give him a free pass to heaven, but I'm not sure that's where Demon Lord wants to be. I'm sure we'll find out next time! I hope to see you next week, and once again, I'm Mickey Conroy, and be sure to subscribe! Thank you for listening to Call It With Conroy!