HAW opened up with a video package, of the first ever match, the HAW Battle Royal.

Edward Findleton Commentary: Oh my goodness! Did you see that? Liam, he pulled down the ropes and Oden Schreiner went over the top rope, he can't be happy about that!

The old footage continued, of Liam and Oden teaming up the week after to defeat The Holy Duo, then wrestling each other the week after that with Oden powerbombing Liam from inside the ring to the floor.

Edward Findleton Commentary: Oh no we've seen this before...OUTSIDE THE RING! Outside the ring! I think Lovable Liam might be dead!

The footage continued of their battles throughout Season 1 of HAW, including their match of the year triple threat match against Franco Mancini. The story moved on, showing their alliance that started in the NRWL, and then blossoming in HAW with both being part of the MuscleGang. The footage faded to black and text showed up reading “The Final Rematch.”

The camera then showed up Liam and Oden arriving to the arena earlier in the day as Edward Findleton voiced over.

Edward Findleton: There they are arriving today, Lovable Liam and Oden Schreiner, two men who have been bitter enemies, and then best friends. Their entire career is intertwined, and tonight we see them go one on one...and we're getting word that the special guest referee will be Crash Musclegate!

THE Casey Gains: A great main event for tonight in Berlin, Germany! Lovable Liam has never defeated Oden Schreinerm will tonight be the night? I'm already excited!

Edward Findleton: Right now though we're starting off with a women's tag match!

Hannah Rivers came out first, and Crystal Cyclone came out second. Crystal seemed to be giving Hannah advice as they prepared.

The debuting Summer Fun's theme hit, and out came Daisy Fields and Maple Blossom. The duo threw peace signs to the crowd, and as they got to the ring, held their arms out for a hug for Crystal and Hannah. The hug was rejected, and Daisy and Maple simply smiled and shrugged.

As the match began, Daisy and Maple both seemed to make light of the occasion, often joking around with their opponents, to Crystal not amused and angering Hannah. Things started to heat up when Hannah had enough and slapped Maple Blossom across the face, and true wrestling began, showing Maple quite capable. Both sides made a series of quick tags, getting a fresh wrestler in, and Daisy Fields eventually started to gain the upper hand on Crystal Cyclone.

Daisy Fields eventually managed to knock down Crystal, and locked in a Figure Four Head Scissor. Crystal started to try to use her legs to get closer to the ropes near her corner, reaching out to try for a rope break but was unable to do so. Crystal was heard yelling “Help!” and Crystal reached her hand out, unable to make a tag, Daisy kept the hold on some more, and Crystal couldn't take it and tapped out.

Summer Fun celebrated together, and Crystal slowly recovered, looking frustrated. As Summer Fun exited, Crystal grabbed a microphone and turned her attention to Hannah Rivers.

Crystal Cyclone: Let's get this straight. I never liked. I never wanted to be a partner with you. But I agreed to this match, thinking maybe I could help you along and we can be two nobodies. But you know what Hannah? We lost. Because you're too dumb to just...jump in the ring and break up the submission! Or maybe, I don't know, push the ropes a couple inches closer to me? Or try anything?! But I don't know why I expecting anything different. You're nothing but a loser, and I'm not associating with losers anymore. Crystal Cyclone is all about winning, and is in this for herself, and I don't care who I have to hurt to prove it!

Crystal threw the mic down and stormed backstage. The cameras followed her backstage as she continued to look furious. She crossed paths with Jack Trailor, who was looking up at the ceiling.

Crystal Cyclone: Watch it, jerk!

Jack Trailor: Sorry...I'm looking for Glenny Pax. Have you see him? I lost him somewhere in Paris.

Crystal Cyclone: Do I look like I care about Glenny Pax? Idiots! Everyone around me is an idiot!

Crystal stormed off, and Jack continued to ask random people if they've seen Glenny, which no one had. Jack finally turned to the camera and sighed.

Jack Trailor: I'm sorry. Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack is canceled this week. I can't find him. Sorry fans.

Jack walked off, continuing to search for his friend.

THE Casey Gains: Oh no, that segment got canceled! What a shame! Let's move onto something the people want to see, another match!

Sentinel entered the arena next, with Phoenix accompanying him. As the two men looked up the ramp for their competitor, a man in a vest and hat came out, holding a microphone.

Edward Findleton: Who is that?

THE Casey Gains: Wait...wait....That's Alfred Karneus! He had a brief stint in NRWL, I haven't seen him in years!

Alfred Karneus: Good evening. Some of you may know, some of you may not, but it doesn't matter. I am Alfred Karneus, former professional wrestler, current wrestling agent. Tonight, you will see the grand debut of the best prospect in wrestling, Peter “Carnage” Horn. They say every wrestler's goal should be to win the World Title. To have a trophy case filled to the brim. Not Peter. Our goal is simple. Defeat every single wrestler HAW has to offer. Titles are meaningless. Cheering and booing mean nothing. Victories are all the matter. Sentinel, prepare to make history, as you are chapter one in the Book of Carnage.

Peter “Carnage” Horn's music hit, and out he came.

Edward Findleton: ...Ok, this guy looks impressive and scary, I'll give Alfred Karneus that.

THE Casey Gains: Peter “Carnage” Horn debuted in 2020. He's young, but he's shown he's very powerful.

As bell rang, Sentinel eyed up Horn, trying to study him, while Horn simple stood still. Sentinel tried to grapple, but Horn overpowered him and tossed him to the ground. Sentinel then tried a running strike, but it seemed to have little effect on Horn. Sentinel tried another running crossbody, but Horn grabbed him mid air then delivered a backbreaker. Carnage now began a vicious assault, tossing Sentinel around the ring like a rag doll. Horn saw his opponent was weakened, picked up Sentinel, and delivered a Side Sit Out Powerslam. Horn covered Sentinel to secure his victory. Alfred Karneus entered the ring and held up Peter “Carnage” Horn's hand.

Edward Findleton: Pure dominance by Peter “Carnage” Horn there!

THE Casey Gains: My advice to whichever wrestler that will be Chapter 2 in the Book of Carnage...get prepared!

Edward Findleton: And as a chapter begins, unfortunately, a chapter closes, because next week will be the last leg of our European tour! Let's go backstage to Gregory Greystone to announce the card!

Gregory Greystone: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Our next show will be coming from Rome, and lots of new wrestlers will be debuting! Kherti Bhakta will take on Sekino The Stunt Pilot! Then, Rough Hog Reid Harrison and RJ Bu will duke it out against “The Rookie” Kyle Higgins and The Behemoth! Finally, Glenny Pax and Jack Trailor will face two members of the Samurais of Power, Trickshot and Sensei Onaga! What a way to end HAW's European tour! Back to you Edward and Casey!

THE Casey Gains: Hopefully Jack can find his partner by then...not that I really care. Up next though, the big match, Lovable Liam and Oden Schreiner!

Crash MuscleGate was already in the ring, dressed in a ref shirt. Lovable Liam came out first to a decent reception. As he got in the ring, he approached Crash and held up his hands for Crash to search him for weapons, but Crash just shook his head. Then Oden Schreiner's music hit, and the German crowd rose to their feet in cheers.

Edward Findleton: And Berlin is going crazy for the former Two Time World Champ!

Oden posed for the crowd and made his way to ringside, where he stood in the corner opposite of Lovable Liam. Both men looked prepared for a battle. Crash called for the bell, and the two men charged each other, exchanging punches.

Edward Findleton: And they are not holding back, and not acting like friends!

Oden's punches eventually started to over power Liam, and delivered a huge clothes line to Liam. Oden kissed his bicep and delivered an elbow drop to Liam, then kept repeating until Liam finally dodged. As Liam tried to get to his feet, Oden grabbed his head and positioned him for a powerbomb.

Edward Findleton: This could be it right here!

Oden tried to lift him up, but Liam reversed into a back body drop. As Oden got up, Liam threw him to the ropes and hit a spinebuster. Liam continued his strong offensive attack, slamming Oden to the ground repeatedly.

THE Casey Gains: Those slams are certainly doing damage, but Oden is a big man, all of that lifting may tire Liam out!

Liam's attacks did eventually start to slow down, and that was the opening Oden needed. As Liam took a moment to catch his breath, then went for a leg drop, but Oden grabbed moved, grabbed his foot, and put him in an ankle lock.

Edward Findleton: And a submission maneuver is not normally Oden's cup of tea!

Liam used his arm strength to pull himself to the ropes, and Crash broke up the hold. As Liam tried to struggle to his feet, but Oden grabbed him again next to the ropes, positioning him for a powerbomb. Liam tried to escape and reverse, but Oden held tight, then looked outside the ring to the ground below.

Edward Findleton: Oden no! Don't do this again Oden! Not again!

Oden lifted Liam up into power bomb position, then started to move towards the ropes. Oden attempted the powerbomb, but Lovable Liam grabbed the top rope, then used his feet to deliver a hurricanrana to Oden, sending him over the rope and outside to the ring below. Liam then climbed the top rope, and as Oden got up, hit a flying clothesline from the top rope to outside the ring. Lovable Liam grabbed Oden Schreiner and pushed him into the ring, then lifted him up. With a quick motion, he hit the Tiger Bomb on Oden. Liam went for the cover, and Crash MuscleGate counted to three.

Edward Findleton: And Lovable Liam defeats Oden Schreiner!

THE Casey Gains: What a match!

Liam helped Crash check on Oden, and eventually helped him to his feet. After taking a moment to regain his composure, Oden and Loveable Liam hugged, followed by Oden raising Liam's hand as the victor.

Edward Findleton: The crowd may have been hoping for Oden to win, but I don't think anyone is disappointed after that match. Two good friends giving it their all, and tonight, Lovable Liam was the better wrestler. Thank you for watching HAW, and we'll see you next in Italy for our final European show! Good night!

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Theme Songs:

Hannah Rivers

Crystal Cyclone

Summer Fun

Sentinel

Peter "Carnage" Horn

Lovable Liam

Oden Schreiner

 HAW kicked off another show, this time in France.

Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to Paris, France! We've got a heck of a show tonight!

THE Casey Gains: This crowd is ready to go, and I think our first match is starting now!

New music played, and out came Asher Sutton.

Edward Findleton: Another young gun, what's the scouting report on Asher Sutton?

THE Casey Gains: I did my research Edward, this kid has....a pretty bad win-loss ratio. But the word around the various locker rooms is he's got a good head on his shoulders. So there you have it folks, HAW is now a charity.

Little Man came out next, and as he made his way to the ring, he extended his hand for a shake with Asher Sutton. Sutton reached in, but Little Man pulled his hand away and laughed. Referee Dennis Thompson separated the competitors, then started the match.

Little Man had an early advantage, but Asher started to make a comeback. However, a well placed eye gouge quickly stopped Asher's momentum. Little Man was able to regain control, then hit a Fall Away Slam on Asher Sutton. Little Man stood up and put a foot on Sutton's chest, and picked up the victory.

Edward Findleton: Little Man picks up a victory tonight, and Asher Sutton's win-loss ratio starts off terrible in HAW! We are now going to go backstage to meet up with HAW's European Tour host, Crash MuscleGate!

Backstage, Crash was with Frederic St. Pierre.

Crash: Paris.....It's Frederic St. Pierre!

The crowd's cheer could be heard backstage.

Frederic St. Pierre: Merci, merci! Je suis enfin rentré à la maison et c'est un honneur de jouer devant les meilleurs fans du monde!

Crash: I couldn't have said it better myself! You WILL beat Phoenix, just like you said, I guarantee it!

At that point, Phoenix walked up to them, with Sentinel behind him.

Phoenix: You guarantee it Crash? Look, I respect you guys but I know your game....running around, interference, games. That's why I've got my back up....Sentinel.

Frederic St. Pierre: You can have your back up. I will not need mine. I will pin you, I will win. BUT.........I look forward to seeing your best attempt. Try to come up with a plan to defeat me. I will see you later.

St. Pierre and Crash walked away, leaving Phoenix and Sentinel to talk strategy.

Edward Findleton: That will be our main event later on this evening! For now, we're going to a women's match!

The debuting Penny“The Hammer” Downs came out first, with Phueng Ahunai coming out second with Lela Lacruse. Penny started the match off with a fast offensive flurry, looking enraged and angry.

THE Casey Downs: Penny always felt she didn't get a fair shake in the indies and was looked down upon unfairly...it looks like she's harnessed that anger into her matches!

Phueng knew she needed to change things up, so grabbed Penny's hair in desperation and slammed her down to the mat, then stood on her hair, refusing to let her stand up until referee Brenda Moses forced her off. Phueng started to take control, until Penny's anger seemed to flair up again and she started pounding on Phueng. Phueng retreated from the ring over to the announce area, and started mocking Penny.

Phueng: Hey Penny! Go back to your backyard wrestling promotion! You don't belong here, you'll never be good enough!

Penny rolled out of the ring, and the two started to play cat and mouse around the announcers.

Edward Findleton: This is too much, I'm getting out of here!

Edward and Casey both got up and moved, with Penny behind the desk and Phueng in front. Penny then eyed the empty chair Edward was on and smiled. She picked it up, jumped up on the desk, and used the chair as a battering ram, leaping onto Phueng Ahunai. Brenda Moses immediately called for the bell, and Penny “The Hammer” Downs brought a final chairshot down onto the ribs of Phueng. Lela tried to stop her but Penny scared her off with the chair. Penny retreated up the ramp and finally tossed the chair to the side as she went to the back. 

THE Casey Gains: It uhh..seems Edward's headset isn't working so I'll relay the message I'm getting, Phueng Ahunai is your victor via DQ! Let's send it to the back again while we try to fix this!

Crash was walking backstage, talking on his phone.

Crash: So they're switching my documentary footage to a live shot to kill time? I'm on TV right now? What am I supposed to do?!

Crash looked over at the camera, then forced a smile.

Crash: Hello France! Allow me to uhh...show you the lovely arena we are currently in. Come with me as I show you this uhhh....water fountain! Yes! Remember to stay hydrated kids! And uhh....Oh! Around this corner over here is the parking lot! Let's go!

Crash started to turn a corner, but as he walked, bumped into Douglas Brunswick. The two men stopped and stared at each other.

Crash: ….Douglas.

Douglas: Crash.

Crash: ...How is life...treating you?

Douglas: Very well. You?

Crash: Great. Life has been very great....since I defeated you for the HAW Championship.

Douglas: …...That was a fluke. That will never happen again. I know I can't have a rematch, but my goal is to make sure you lose that title as quickly as possible.

Crash: We'll see. Good luck against this new guy tonight. Hope you can turn your career around. 

Crash started to walk away, and the camera went back to ringside.

Edward Findleton: I'm back! I mean, we're back! We just saw Douglas Brunswick, he's about to face...Niko Green!

A few moments later, Niko Green's music played. As he walked out, a pre-recorded promo came over the TV Screen.

Niko Green: Why am I here? Why are any of us here? This planet is hopeless. We ignore the destruction we cause it every day. It would be nice if I can inspire someone to want to do something about our problem. I know it won't matter though, just more destruction. So why not cause some destruction in the ring tonight? It's all for nothing anyway.

THE Casey Gains: Truly inspiring words, Edward.

Douglas Brunswick came out next, and looked ready for business. Referee Tom Hunter rang the bell and the match was underway.

Solid wrestling was displayed by both competitors, but none the less Douglas seemed off his game and doubting his abilities, allowing Niko Green many chances to capitalize. Brunswick got desperate and went to the top rope for a flying dropkick, but Niko moved and Brunswick hit the ground. Green waited for Brunswick to get up, grabbed him, and hit him with a Side Death Valley Driver. Nike Green went for the cover and was about to get the three count, but Brunswick put a foot on the rope at the last moment.

Edward Findleton: We almost had a huge upset right there!

A frustrated Niko Green started arguing with Tom Hunter, allowing Brunswick some time to recover. With Niko still distracted, Douglas quickly rolled him up, and Niko was too surprised to be in a good position to kick out, as Tom Hunter counted to three.

Edward Findleton: And Brunswick picks up the win!

THE Casey Gains: A surprising match, and I never thought I'd say this. Brunswick wins, but Niko Green looked like he could have defeated the former champion with some more ring awareness!

Edward Findleton: A close encounter tonight for sure! But guess what? It's everybody's favorite segment coming up...Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack!

The camera faded into to the hotel room, once again just Glenny Pax sitting on the bed alone.

Glenny: Welcome again to Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack.

Jack Trailor Off Camera: Aghhhhhhh...

Glenny: Today, we visited some of the finest dining experiences Paris has to offer, and as we can see, Jack may have overdid it just a tad on the wine!

Jack Trailor: I'm going to puke!

Glenny turned to his right and looked, as the sounds of Jack's footsteps rushing to the bathroom, then slamming the door shut and vomiting were heard.

Glenny: Terrific....well, Jack and I saw many other things, including some famous historical sites! We went-

Glenny was cut off as there was a knocking on the door, this time the hotel room main door as Glenny looked right.

Glenny: I'm not expecting any visitors! I'm filming a show!

The knocking stopped, and the door handle started to shake.

Glenny: I said...no visitors! No visitors!

The shaking stopped, and there was silence.

Glenny: Thank you. Anyway, Jack and I-

An extraordinarily bright light filled the room, Glenny barely visible.

Glenny: No! No! No visitors!

The light continued getting brighter, until the whole screen was white. The camera eventually faded back to ringside with Edward and Casey.

Edward Findleton: …....Well I'm sure everything is just fine there! Speaking of absolutely nothing being wrong, how about next show's card, Casey?

THE Casey Gains: HAW heads east to Berlin, Germany! A new team, Summer Fun, consisting of Daisy Fields and Maple Blossom, will take on Crystal Cyclone and Hannah Rivers! Then Sentinel will face the debuting Peter “Carnage” Horn! And the main event is an HAW rematch! That's right, a match that originally took place April 20^th, 2012, and two men who have a long history together...Lovable Liam will battle Oden Schreiner!

Edward Findleton: What a main event for next week! But before we get to Muscle Gang's and Sentinels next week, we've got Muscle Gangs, Sentinels, and Phoenix's now!

Phoenix came out first, Sentinel accompanying him and coaching him on his way down. As Phoenix made his way to the ring and looked at the entrance, Frederic St. Pierre's music hit, receiving a standing ovation from his hometown crowd.

Edward Findleton: And here he is, Frederic St. Pierre!

St. Pierre came out with Crash, giving a polite bow to the crowd, and went to the ring. Crash and Sentinel got in their corners, and referee Dennis Thompson started the match.

St. Pierre tried to slow the match down at the start, using submissions and holds to keep Phoenix off his game. St. Pierre focused on Phoenix's arms, applying arm locks and striking the arms after breaking up the holds. Phoenix started to get desperate, trying more risky maneuvers to break free of St. Pierre's submissions, but Frederic's veteran technical expertise kept him in place.

Edward Findleton: And St. Pierre is not letting Phoenix get free and is just slowly wearing him down, like a lion and a gazelle!

THE Casey Gains: And unfortunately for Phoenix, the lion usually comes out on top.

After another submission, Phoenix eventually made it to the rope, and Dennis Thompson broke the hold up. Phoenix retreated outside the ring and sat down. St. Pierre went out to follow him, but Sentinel stepped in front of him, arms crossed. St. Pierre put his hands up indicating he wouldn't attack him, and rolled back to the ring. Phoenix took the most of the break, and Sentinel coached him and offered advice. Phoenix got in the ring at the 9 count, and as St. Pierre went for another submission, Phoenix reversed.

The opening was what Phoenix needed, as he started to up the tempo, using mostly kicks, stomps, and jumps. With St. Pierre finally knocked down, Phoenix wants to capitalize on his momentum and looked to the top rope, trying to end the match.

Edward Findleton: Phoenix looks like he's ready to go for the Phoenix Splash!

Phoenix went to the corner, and first tried to climb the ropes using just his feet for balance, but slipped and fell. He then used his arms to help climb the ropes, but had to moved gingerly as he winced in pain. As he finally got to the top rope, St. Pierre had enough time to recover. Frederic climbed up, grabbed Phoenix, and hit him with a superplex. St. Pierre win for the cover, and got the victory over Phoenix.

Edward Findleton: And what a match! You don't see St. Pierre going high risk, but his strategy paid off!

Crash ran into the ring to celebrate with Frederic St. Pierre, while Sentinel went to check on Phoenix. Phoenix slowly got to his feet, looking angry. Phoenix started to leave the ring but Sentinel grabbed him, and was heard yelling at him.

Sentinel: You do what I told you to do!

St. Pierre and Crash had their backs turned, and Phoenix went back to the ring, slowly approaching them.

THE Casey Gains: This could get ugly...

As St. Pierre turned around, he jumped in surprise, seeing Phoenix standing next to him. Phoenix stared him down, then put his hand out...and formed it into a fist. St. Pierre looked a bit confused for a moment, before reciprocating the fist bump.. Phoenix nodded, gave him a thumbs up, and exited the ring with Sentinel.

THE Casey Gains: I was right, it did get ugly! They showed respect!

Edward Findleton: A great match between two competitors, and both men can say they're leaving with their heads held high! We're just about out of time, but thank you for joining us, and we'll see you next time in Berlin!

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Theme Songs:

Asher Sutton

Little Man

Penny "The Hammer" Downs

Exotic Delights

Niko Green

Douglas Brunswick

Phoenix

Frederic St. Pierre

 

With the HAW Theme playing, the event started, showing the Swedish crowd cheering and ready.

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We're here in Stockholm, Sweden for the next leg of the tour!

THE Casey Gains: The crowd will probably roar at our main event, but to start things off, it's going to be Crash MuscleGate!

Crash came out on the stage with a microphone, holding up his HAW World Championship.

Crash: Thank you Sweden! With a reception like that, no wonder Stockholm Syndrome exist! Right? Right! Moving on to our first match! This will be a non title match...as I first introduce The Insomniac, Kenneth Cobb, the HAW National Champion!

Cobb came out to a warm reception from the crowd, and looked ready to fight.

Crash: And now....the hero all of you Swedes have been waiting for. It's former HAW wrestler, one half of the Chartbreakers, hailing from Finland, Mika Kempi!

After Crash said Finland, the crowd started booing as Mika Kempi made his way out. Crash looked confused, and Mika Kempi stole the mic from Crash's hands.

Mika Kempi: You can't give a warm reception to your neighbor? This is why all of you will be inferior to Finland forever!

The crowd continued to boo, as Mika Kempi made his way to the ring. Referee Tom Hunter called for the bell, and Cobb and Kempi locked up. Cobb seemed to control the majority of the match, with Kempi barely getting any offense in, as The Insomniac dished out punishment. Kempi got desperate, and ran outside of the ring to grab a chair and came in the ring with it. Tom Hunter grabbed the chair from Kempi, and the two argued. Kempi finally relented, and Tom Hunter began to leave the ring with the chair. Kempi quickly reached into his tights to pull out brass knuckles, and swung at Cobb. Cobb ducked, then grabbed Kempi's head with one hand, and Kempi's brass knuckled hand with the other, and bashed them into each other. Mika Kempi fell to the mat, and Cobb covered as Tom Hunter made his way to the ring and counted three.

Edward Findleton: A dominant performance by Kenneth Cobb! And Mika may never want to cross over into this country again!

THE Casey Gains: After that performance, he may never want to go back to Finland!

Edward Findleton: Good point Casey! We're going to take a break away from the ring as it looks like a team meeting is going on between three members in our six man tag later! Let's go backstage!

Rat, Ruslan Panov, and Mitchell Row we're backstage in a dressing room, with Mitchell sitting alone focusing on texting on his phone.

Ruslan: We have a big match tonight. Some rookies...the Samurais of Power. The three of us have history. Rat....you and I....we've been nothing but enemies. We've fought battles, we've hated each other.

Rat: I don't think I'll ever call you a close friend....but I'll admit, I've seen you're a good wrestler.

Ruslan: The thing about being friends though is....I know you and Mitchell were close friends before you betrayed him....and to be honest, I considered Mitchell my best friend...until you've changed this past year Mitch.

Mitchell seemed to not hear anything, still texting on his phone.

Ruslan: I said Mitch, you've changed. You're not who you used to be. You don't even care, do you?

Mitchell held his finger up for a second as if to wait, then held his phone up and took a selfie, before narrating his typing aloud.

Mitchell: Love....you...too...babe...you're...so...hot...and-

Rat grabbed Mitchell's phone from his hand and threw it to the ground.

Mitchell: Hey! I'm talking to my wife!

Rat: You got a match with us as your partners tonight! She's not here, your focus is teaming with us. That's your job, your job is to help us win!

Mitchell: Oh, I'm sorry! Am I out in the ring right now? No! Some of us actually care about our families and beautiful, successful wives!

Ruslan: And what about your friends? Do you care about them?

Mitchell: I pay my butlers very well, thank you.

Ruslan: ….You've changed man.

Ruslan shook his head in disappointment and walked away, as Rat followed. Mitchell picked his phone back and went back to texting.

Back at ringside, orchestra music started playing.

Edward Findleton: Do you hear that Casey? You know what that is?

THE Casey Gains: Enlighten me.

Edward Findleton: The Swedish National Anthem!

At that point, walking onto stage was “Local Legend” Danny Miller.

THE Casey Gains: Edward, if some wrestler doesn't come out backstage and beat him up soon, I think that middle school girl in the front row is going to.

Danny Miller made his way to the ring and took a microphone.

Danny Miller: Thank you, it's great to be home in Sweden! I will do all of you proud, as I represent this country, from the shoreline of Malmo to the mountains of Sarek National Park! Tonight, I even brought my parents to ringside to watch my imminent victory! Hi Mom, Hi Dad!

A spotlight focused on an older couple in the front row, with the woman wearing a “Danny Miller: Oklahoma City's Favorite Son” sweater and the man wearing a “Hartford's Own Local Legend: Danny Miller” shirt. The couple waved, until Fun Fight Machine's music hit and the crowd cheered.

Fun Fight Machine walked down to the couple at ringside, shook their hands, then bowed to them. Fun got into the ring, and referee Brenda Moses rang the bell. Fun hit a roundhouse kick right off the bat that knocked Danny Miller loopy, then grabbed him for a quick DDT. Fun Fight Machine climbed the top rope and delivered a 450 Splash. Fun Fight Machine quickly covered Danny Miller and picked up the win.

Edward Findleton: Swedish heroes are 0-2 tonight!

THE Casey Gains: Neither of which were actually from Sweden, Edward.

Edward Findleton: That's not what my notes said! Either way, we're going live to a pre-recorded video!

It was night, an old woman was walking through a deserted alley way clutching her purse. Suddenly, six criminals with leather jackets, tattoos, and baseball bats come from behind a dumpster, and surround her.

Criminal: Hey lady! Give us the purse and no one gets hurt!

Old Woman: But....the only money I have left is to pay for Miss Furry's cat food! Please!

Criminal: I said give us the purse now!

???: You criminals should maybe pick on someone more...up your alley.

The camera cut to three men walking down the alley, then quick cuts and freezes to each of their faces, with a namecard announcing naming them as “Trickshot,” “Sensei Onaga,” and “Ozzie Reagan.”

Ozzie: You see....you should never do any bad, when the Samurais of Power are around!

Criminal: Get them you fools!

The criminals all rushed at the Samurais of Power, each pulling off kung fu moves to knock the criminals out.

Old Woman: Thank you so much! How can I repay you?

Sensei Onaga: Seeing you safe is enough ma'am. You go feed Miss Furry.

80's synth music started to play, and the Samurais of Power looked up.

Trickshot: That's our music. Let's go!

The three men ran off down the alley, as the camera faded back into the arena, and the Samurais of Power came out of the entrance way.

Edward Findleton: Ozzie Reagan! Trickshot! Sensei Onaga! Look how fast they got here from the streets!

As the Samurais of Power got ready in the ring, the entrances of Rat, Ruslan Panov, and Mitchell Row were next.

THE Casey Gains: You've got a long time veteran, an HAW National Champion, and HAW World Champion all teaming up in this match...but Edward, the question is, can they get along?

Before the match even began, Mitchell was arguing with Ruslan and Rat over who should start the match. Row seemed to finally relent and agreed to start the match against Trickshot. As referee Dennis Thompson called for the bell, Mitchell immediately tagged in Rat and walked out onto the apron.

The match was back and forth, with The Samurais of Power all making frequent tags, show casing high flying moves combined with martial arts. On the other side, Rat and Ruslan were the only competitors, as every time they tried to tag in Mitchell, he would suddenly look away or hop down to ringside to sign an autograph.

Rat was on the defensive against Ozzie Reagan, but managed to hit a desperation clothesline to knock him down. Both competitors started to crawl towards their corners to try to make a tag. Ruslan Panov looked over at Mitchell Row, then kicked him in the back of the head. Row looked completely unconscious, and slumped onto the ropes. Panov nodded to Rat, and Rat lept towards Mitchell's dangling arm.

The tag was made at the same time Ozzie tagged in for Sensei Onaga. Panov grabbed Row's unconscious body and pushed him through the ropes into the ring. Row slowly started to get to his feed, but Onaga ran and hit him with a Headscissors DDT. Sensei Onaga covered him for the pin, and neither Panov nor Rat made any attempt to break it up. Dennis Thompson counted three, and the Samurais of Power picked up their first victory.

Edward Findleton: And what an upset! Sensei Onaga pins the former HAW World Champion.

THE Casey Gains: The more team mates you have in a tag match, the more chemistry plays a bigger part, and without a doubt the Samurais of Power showed excellent chemistry tonight!

Edward Findleton: Indeed! We hope you're enjoying the wrestling tonight, but there's more HAW, later on and in the future! Let's join Crash backstage!

Crash Musclegate: Thanks Edward! What a show! I can't believe the results! Who would have guessed that-

Crash Dubbed Over Voice: Samurais of Power

Crash Musclegate: could have defeated

Crash Dubber Over Voice: Mitchell Row, pinned competitor.

Crash Musclegate: like that? And let's not forget the match of the year candidate between-

Crash Dubbed Over Voice: Fun Fight Machine. AND. Danny Miller.

Crash Musclegate: That was anyone's match! That being said, let's check out the card for the next leg of the tour! Coming to you from Paris, France, Little Man will take on Asher Sutton, and Phueng Ahunai will battle against Penny “The Hammer” Downs! I'll be cheering for the debuting Niko Green against Douglas Brunswick, and the main event....Phoenix go one on one with Frederic St. Pierre! With that much action, it will make the French Revolution look like a cakewalk! I'm going to turn it back over to Edward and Casey to call our main event match between-

Crash Dubber Over Voice: Glenny Pax. Jack Trailor. The Iconoclast. Viking.

Edward Findleton: Thank you Crash! We've had a great show so far, but now it's time for our main event!

Jack Trailor made his entrance first to a decent reaction, followed by Glenny Pax next, who looked worried instead of his normal upbeat self. The crowd then waited in anticipation, and exploded in cheers as Viking's music hit, and the Towering Blights came out, Viking and the Iconoclast.

THE Casey Gains: Finally the person this crowd was waiting for!

Viking helped pump up the crowd, and started the match with Jack Trailor. Both men began with displays of size and strength, utilizing shoves, takedowns and a tests of strength, but Jack Trailor finally hit a powerslam to take control. Viking tagged in The Iconoclast, who used his fresher energy to take control of Jack Trailor. Jack hit a desperation blow on The Iconoclast, and tried to reach out to Glenny Pax for a tag. Glenny however, was distracted, looking all around and above the arena. Jack yelled for him and Glenny snapped to reality to reach his hand out for a tag, but the Iconoclast pulled Jack's foot and dragged him back to the ring. Jack however pushed him away, and made the tag to Glenny.

Glenny cautiously entered the ring. The Iconoclast taunted him, but Jack stood up and gave Glenny some inspiring words. Glenny looked ready, and rushed at Iconoclast to deliver punches, then clotheslined him outside the ring. Glenny was fired up, when the lights in the arena flickered. Glenny looked back up at the lights, distracted. The Iconoclast rolled back in and tagged in Viking, as the jumbotron then flashed and went into a test pattern signal, before going out. Glenny looked at the jumbotron confused, before turning around and bumping into Viking. Viking grabbed Glenny's neck, and hit him with the Throat Toss. Viking quickly covered Glenny, and picked up the win to the crowd's delight.

Edward Findleton: We apologize for the technical difficulties but Viking sends his people home happy tonight, as the Towering Blights pick up the victory! Thank you for tuning in and we'll see you next time in Paris!

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Theme Songs:

HAW

Kenneth Cobb

Mika Kempi

Local Legend Danny Miller

Fun Fight Machine

Samurais of Power

Rat

Ruslan Panov

Mitchell Row

Jack Trailor

Glenny Pax

Viking

 

With the HAW theme playing, the show opened up.

Edward Findleton: We are in London, England tonight for the next step of HAW's European Tour! Hello, I'm Edward Findleton, joined by THE Casey Gains and for tonight only, the HAW World Champion and European host, Crash MuscleGate!

THE Casey Gains: We've got some debuting wrestlers tonight, but what everyone here is looking forward to, England's own Mayor Briggs taking on Scarred Badger!

Crash: And as your host, I have a special announcement to make for that match. It's not going to be a regular match....it's going to be HAW's first.....chimney sweeper match!

THE Casey Gains: And Crash, explain to the fans what that is?

Crash: The ring will be surrounded by professional, English Chimney Sweepers! And if you leave the ring, they'll whack you with the chimney sweeper until you're back in. If fans are wondering who to credit with this great idea, it was all me! So be sure to give all the praise on social media to Crash MuscleGate!

Edward Findleton: I'm sure it will be a hit. But we have our first match about to start!

The lights dimmed, and the music of El Espectro played, as he slowly marched down to the ring, looking ready to unleash punishment.

A few moments later, new music played, and out came Strawberry Bates Hill.

Edward Findleton: Strawberry Bates Hill, making his official HAW debut! Casey, what do we know about him?

THE Casey Gains: Scouting report seems to be he has a solid, athletic background through high school and college, doing track and field as well as amateur wrestling. From what I've seen, if he can tap into that potential, he's got a bright future ahead.

Crash: And, his favorite starburst flavor? Lemon, believe it or not.

Edward Findleton: Good insight there gentlemen! It looks like the match is ready to get underway!

Strawberry Bates Hill immediately charged El Espectro as the bell rung to begin the match. This caught El Espectro by surprise, and was forced to play defense and block his attacks. Strawberry went for a crucifix pin, but El Espectro kicked out. Strawberry charged El Espectro again, but he countered with a vicious clothesline. From there, Espectro was in complete control. Slam after slam was delivered to the young wrestler, and finally El Espectro grabbed his arms, put his boot to Strawberry's face, and hit the Inverted Stomp Facebreaker on Strawberry Bates Hill. El Espectro went for the cover, and picked up the three count.

Edward Findleton: A strong victory for El Espectro tonight, and not a bad debut for the young Strawberry Bates Hill.

THE Casey Gains: That potential is there, we saw it, but El Espectro showed why he should never be taken lightly tonight!

Edward Findleton: We are getting word now though that Mayor Briggs has just arrived to the building! Gregory Greystone is on the scene!

Backstage, a limousine pulled up, and Mayor Briggs stepped out as Gregory Greystone walked up with a microphone for an interview.

Gregory Greystone: Mayor Briggs! How does it feel to be in your home country-

Mayor Briggs: Easy there mate! I'll get you an autograph after the show, 'aight?

Gregory Greystone: I'm....Gregory Greystone, I work here. We've talked before.

Mayor Briggs: I'll make it out to Gregory, I promise ya, but give me a wee bit of time to settle down, will ya?

Gregory Greystone: Umm...my other question was how do you feel about your match being a Chimney Sweeper match?

Mayor Briggs: Now you can't just listen then? I told-

At that point, Scarred Badger came from out of nowhere and attacked Mayor Briggs. He threw Mayor Briggs into the side of the limo, then picked him up, and delivered a scoop slam onto the hood of the car. As Briggs writhed in pain, Badger turned to Gregory.

Scarred Badger: I'm looking forward to this chimney sweeper match. I can decide how soon I want to get out of this hell hole by how much pain I inflict on this guy here.

Scarred Badger grabbed the mic from Gregory and smashed Briggs over the head.

Scarred Badger: Good news for him, I want to leave soon.

Badger tossed the microphone to Gregory and walked away, leaving Briggs lying on the car in pain.

Edward Findleton: Wow! A vicious attack by Scarred Badger on Mayor Briggs! Badger may have the advantage going into this Chimney Sweepers match tonight!

Crash: A good point Edward. Another good point that I want to bring up, I actually did NOT think up the Chimney Sweepers match idea. That was all Freezerman. So please stop sending those messages to me mocking the idea, you don't want to hurt Freezerman's feelings!

THE Casey Gains: ….I'm going to ignore that but use that as a segue. Freezerman has announced the card for the next show, which will be coming from Stockholm, Sweden!

Edward Findleton: Fun Fight Machine will take on Local Legend, Danny Miller! The HAW National Champion, Kenneth Cobb, will go against HAW Season 2 alumni, Mika Kempi! Then, the most unlikely team ever...Ruslan Panov, Rat, and Mitchell Row will team up to against the debuting group, The Samurais of Power, who consist of Ozzie Reagan, Trickshot, and Sensei Onaga! Finally the main event will feature Glenny Pax and Jack Trailor duking it out against The Towering Blights, The Iconoclast and of course....Viking!

THE Casey Gains: First though, we have to complete tonight's show, and we have Club Corruption taking on The Strange Crew!

The debuting Club Corruption's music came on, and out came Night Prince and Ninja. A previously recorded promo of them was shown on the screen as they made their way towards the ring.

Night Prince: HAW. Take a deep breath. Do you feel that? That's the last breath of fresh air you'll ever receive. Club Corruption is here now, and we are ready to take over. Not just the professional wrestling industry, but the world. If you want to have any feeling of satisfaction in your life....then embrace our change!

Crash: Wow! Strong words from these two! World Domination is a tough goal to achieve, but, Napoleon and Ghenghis Khan both got their starts in professional wrestling, so these two may be on the right track.

THE Casey Gains: …..Can the Strange Crew just come out?

With that, the music of the StrangeCrew, Drizzles the Clown and Hawaii hit, and the crowd cheered. However, coming out of the entrance way were two very large body builders, dressed as Drizzles and Hawaii.

Crash: Whoa! They really bulked up in the off season! Massive gains!

Club Corruption started protesting to referee Dennis Thompson, who ignored their pleas. As the muscular Strange Crew made their way in, the bell rung, and the match was underway. Night Prince and Ninja were both smaller competitors and used quick, offensive cruiserweight maneuvers on the larger Drizzles and Hawaii. Club Corruption was actually in control of the match, and clearly the superior wrestlers to the fake Strange Crew. Ninja and Night Prince each grabbed Bulked Hawaii, and lifted him up in the air for a suplex. Suddenly, the lights in the arena went out for a few seconds. When they came back on, Club Corruption was still holding Hawaii, but this time, the true, Hawaii. Hawaii managed to reverse the double suplex into a double DDT. True Drizzles had also replaced his counterpart. With Club Corruption stunned, Drizzles hit a Shining Wizard on Night Prince, while Hawaii hit a Leg Drop Bulldog on Ninja. The Strange Crew covered them, and picked up the win.

Crash: I was going to ask those two about their exercise program, but after seeing how fast that muscle loss happened, I think I'll pass.

Edward Findleton: What a win for The Strange Crew! HAW, and the world, will not be dominated today! Shout out to Drizzles and Hawaii for saving the world!

THE Casey Gains: Whoa! We're getting word there's some trouble backstage! Can we get a camera back there?

As the camera cut backstage, all the women's competitors in an argument, along with Pheung Ahunhai and Mitchell Row.

Mitchell Row: Lela I'm sorry but I HAD to use you last year!

Lela: I should challenge you to a match right now!

Kitty: My man would destroy you!

Athena: Your man shouldn't even be involved!

Phueng: If he gets involved, I'm getting involved.

Mary Jane Elder: No one should get involved in this match! Just make it a normal tag match, it's not hard!

At that point, producers came over and separated the wrestlers. Production wasted no time immediately playing Kitty Kayleen's music, as she made her way down to the ring with Mitchell Row, both looking upset. Athena came out next, refusing to even make eye contact with her partner.

Crash: So to summarize this, Phueng and Lela threatened Athena's baby, Lela hooked up with Mitchell, Mitchell double cheated and was actually with Kitty, then Athena won the title off of Kitty, and Mary Jane Elder is caught in the middle of this?

Edward Findleton: That's a good summary Crash!

Crash: Note to self, pitch reality TV series starring these wrestlers to Freezerman....

Mary Jane Elder came out next, trying to focus on warming up, and then came the Exotic Delights, Lela LaCruse and Phueng Ahunhai. Phueng and Mitchell were both outside the ring in their respective corners.

Mary Jane and Athena started the match off, and Athena was in control. Mary Jane made a desperate tag to Lela, who made her way in but couldn't stop Athena's office. The match turned when Phueng tripped up Athena at one point, allowing Lela to capitalize. Mary Jane saw this, and started to complain about her own partner's cheating to Referee Brenda Moses, while Athena tried to crawl and tag in Kitty.

Just before reaching Kitty's hand, Kitty Kayleen jumped from the ring apron to the floor, and walked up the ramp with Mitchell Row, watching from afar. With referee Brenda Moses distracted still, Lela and Phueng started double teaming Athena. Mary Jane Elder pushed past Brenda Moses, then ran towards Phueng and speared her. Athena used her strength to roll to her corner, while Lela and Mary Jane started attacking each other. At this point, Kitty ran down to the ring, and tagged herself in by hitting Athena's back. Lela Lacruse threw Mary Jane Elder out of the ring, and yelled some choice words for her down below. As Lela turned around, she walked right into the arms of Kitty Kayleen, who hit her with a Cravate Suplex. Kitty covered Lela and got the three count, as Mitchell Row went into the ring to celebrate with her.

Edward Findleton: Complete chaos in that match, but the record books will show that the winners are Kitty Kayleen and Athena!

Crash: While I would love to watch that reality show, there is another established reality show in HAW....and that's “Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack!” Let's take a look at how they're doing a week before their big match!

The camera faded in to Glenny Pax in a new hotel room, alone at the bed's edge.

Glenny: Hello! Welcome to another episode of Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack! He's running a bit late today, but I wanted to tell you about what we've seen in London so far! Here's a picture of us next to Big Ben, and of course, we had to cross Abbey Road! I think next we'll...we'll...

A loud rumbling was heard, and Glenny looked around worried. Suddenly, a bright light flooded into the room from a window, illuminating everything in white. Glenny slowly stood up approaching the door as the rumbling continued. Glenny slowly grabbed the door handle, and pulled it open, being engulfed in the light to see his silhouette.

The rumbling suddenly stopped, and the light disappeared. A tractor trailer was parked right outside of the hotel room, and Jack Trailor got out.

Jack: Sorry. Forgot I had the highbeams on. Wanted to hear the ending to this song so I left the engine on.

Glenny: Oh...that's....that's ok Jack...just...finishing up with the show. Maybe we'll have more footage next time, right? Right...right...bye everyone!

Edward Findleton: Thanks for the show Glenny! It's time for the main event!

Scarred Badger's music hit, and he came down to the ring, which was already surrounded by a bunch of English Chimney Sweepers, most covered in soot and dirt. Badger looked up the ramp, and readied himself for Mayor Briggs.

Mayor Briggs music hit, and the English crowd erupted in cheers. However, Mayor Briggs never came out. Scarred Badger started laughing, and raised his arms up in victory. He could be heard yelling to referee Tom Hunter to ring the bell due to forfeit. Tom Hunter seemed to insist on waiting, and both men looked back up the ramp. Suddenly, one of the chimney sweepers rolled into the ring, and grabbed the his chimney sweep broom. Taking off his hat and face, it was revealed to be Mayor Briggs, and the crowd erupted in cheers. Briggs grabbed his broom and cracked it across Scarred Badger's back. He continued the assault, as Tom Hunter called for the bell.

The sneak attack by Briggs put all the momentum on his side, as he went to town on Scarred Badger. However, Badger showed his resilience and started to fight back, evening up the match. Scarred Badger tried to hit a Big Boot on Mayor Briggs multiple times, but Briggs would always dodge and regroup. Finally, Briggs was resting against the ropes, and Badger tried to do a running Big Boot. Briggs quickly ducked and grabbed the top rope, caused Scarred Badger to fall outside the ring. Like a swarm of piranhas, the chimney sweepers all started bashing Scarred Badger with their brooms. They eventually rolled him in, and Mayor Briggs delivered a Half and Half Suplex. Briggs hooked Badger's leg, and Tom Hunter counted to three.

Edward Findleton: And there we have it! Mayor Briggs defeats Scarred Badger in the first ever Chimney Sweeper match!

THE Casey Gains: Crash can attest to this, but we saw once again why Mayor Briggs is one best minds in wrestling.

Crash: I'll give credit it where it's due, THE. Mayor Briggs figured out a way to beat the hardcore expert in a hardcore oriented match!

Edward Findleton: Thank you for joining us in England, and we can't wait to see you in Sweden! Good night!

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Theme Songs:

HAW

El Espectro

Strawberry Bates Hill

Club Corruption

The Strange Crew

Kitty Kayleen

Athena

Mary Jane Elder

Exotic Delights

Scarred Badger

Mayor Briggs

 The HAW Theme played and the crowd cheered as the camera's panned up to the announcer's table.

Edward Findleton: Happy New Year and welcome back to HAW! We are in Dublin, Ireland, and the HAW European tour is underway! I'm Edward Findleton, being joined by THE Casey Gains!

THE Casey Gains: I know America is the land of opportunity, but I really think the word opportunity is key on this tour. This is a new year and new wrestlers on every show will be getting a chance to make a name for themselves. New fans, getting a chance to see everyone perform. This is a huge opportunity for everyone involved over here, and I'm excited to see it play out!

Edward Findleton: Travis Samuels vs The United States, Smiling Sally vs Rachel, and of course, The O'Tooles vs The Biofuel Engineers. But we're gonna start off first with.....the European Tour Host!

The camera panned to the stage, and the HAW Theme faded out. The crowd was still cheering, but as the music of Crash MuscleGate hit, the crowd got even louder. Crash MuscleGate came out on the stage, and held up his HAW World Championship to a loud roar.

Crash: Hello Dublin! This crowd sounds ready for some Hazardous...Awesome....Wrestling! I hear your cheers, and as your host, I want to start off with a brief introduction. Ahem! ….Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to introduce to you........your HAW World Champion, Me, Crash MuscleGate!

The crowd cheered again, and Crash held up his title higher, soaking it in.

Crash: I admit, I smuggled this in my briefcase, I bribed a security guard with tickets, I lied to my boss, but I had to! This is HAW! This is the World Title! I won this title exactly one year ago, and I cherish it. This is what every single wrestler that will be competing on this tour wants, and I can tell you this, none of them are going to take it from me!

THE Casey Gains: Easy for Crash to say, Freezerman made a point no titles will be defended!

Crash: I hope that as I walk around the concourse, roam backstage, sit in the booths, run around ringside, sleep under the ring, hit the button that plays our theme music, and ring the bell, people see me with this title and think: “Wow...one day, once Crash retires as permanent champion, that can be mine!” And with that....I think it's time for our first match. Give it up for country recording artist....Travis Samuels!

As Travis Samuels came out, he met Crash on the stage, shook his hand, and took his microphone as he walked to ring.

Travis Samuels: Evenin' folks! It feels great to be here in Dublin tonight! You guys are rockin! You know, a lot of my friends said I've gone soft since I started making music. But I disagree. I'm still a country boy at heart, and to be honest, I see that in all of you here tonight! We're all hardworkers, we're all trying to make our way in this world, and none of us ever give up! I'm not dedicating a song to all of you, I'm dedicating this match to all of you!

The music of the United States played, and he came out to the ring, draped in an American flag. As he got in the ring, he forcefully grabbed the microphone from Travis.

The United States: Travis Samuels! Wow! Live and in person! Can you believe it?! Travis Samuels everyone! You wrote such hit song as....uhhh.....the one about...the farm, right? Oh! And probably a song about a girl in jeans! And let's not forget about the beautiful, emotional subject of beer!

Travis looked annoyed and tried to take the microphone back, but The United States pulled it away and took a few steps back.

The United States: I'm just joking buddy, relax! I mean, let's face it, in America, our girls are so much better looking than over here, it makes sense to write about them in their jeans! AND....And......You can actually enjoy American beer! I mean seriously, Guinness?! How can any of you stomach that?

The crowd was booing The United States massively, and without warning, Travis Samuels attacked him, drawing an ovation. Referee Tom Hunter rang the bell, and the match was on!

Travis Samuels had the early momentum thanks to his attack, and was able to show off an offense built around brawling. While The United States was recovering, he crawled to the corner and grabbed his American Flag. Travis went to attack him, but The United States held the flag out in front of him, almost as a shield. Travis Samuels relented on his attack, not wanting to disrespect the country, and that break was what The United States needed, quickly catching Travis off guard with a shot to the ribs. Travis Samuels wasn't able to recover, and The United States hit him with a Double Knee Arm Breaker, then on the pinfall, put his feet on the ropes for leverage to help secure the victory.

The camera faded in to show Glenny Pax and Jack Trailor sitting on the edge of a hotel room bed.

Glenny: Hello HAW Fans! It's me, Glenny Pax, joined by my pal Jack Trailor, and we're debuting a new segment, called “Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack!” We're going all around Europe in Jack's tractor trailer, seeing everything the land has to offer, isn't that right Jack?

Jack: Yep.

Glenny: We saw some great sights already! We visited the Cliffs of Moher, took some time to view Trinity College....Jack what have you enjoyed the most?

Jack: Driving on the other side of the road is fun.

Glenny: The culture change! And just today, we stopped at Blarney Castle and kissed the Blarney Stone! Jack do you have those pictures we took?

Jack: Ummm....in my suitcase. Hold on. I'll be back.

Jack Trailor stood up, and Glenny chuckled.

Glenny: I need to say, I had quite the laugh watching Jack try to kiss it, I mean he looked like-

Glenny Pax was cut off, as the sound of a knock on a door was heard. Glenny turned towards the door as the camera panned over. The handle jiggled, as if someone was trying to get in. Glenny started to slowly walk over towards the door, as the jiggling seemed to get more violent and louder. Glenny was about to put his hand on the door handle when Jack yelled.

Jack: Found them!

Glenny stopped, turn and quickly sat back down on the edge of the bed next to Jack, and the camera refocused on them. The shaking seemed to instantly stop, and Jack showed off some vacation pictures, while Glenny looked distant.

Glenny: ...Thank you...Jack....it was a good time. We'll uhhh...we'll be back next week. More Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack. Have a good night.

Jack: Bye bye.

Jessie Parran's music hit to a loud cheer, and she made her way down to ringside and grabbed a microphone.

Jessie: It's great to hear a crowd again, and I want to get all of you ready for a debuting wrestler I've helped train the past year. She's.....unorthodox. She's not your average woman. Some may even say she's....a doll. Without further ado, give it up for...Smiling Sally!

Smiling Sally's music played, and she made her way down the ramp making strange, jerky motions.

The Casey Gains: I'm not surprised Jessie Parran and The Strange Crew found her...this is...extraordinarily unsettling Edward.

Edward Findleton: HAW Women's division has not seen anything like this Casey, I can assure you of that.

As Smiling Sally got ready in the ring, Rachel's music played, and she made her way down, accompanied by her manager Orville Morgan.

The match began with a long stared own between Smiling Sally and Rachel, before Rachel tried to go on the offense. Rachel struck Sally a few times, but it seemed to have no effect on her. Rachel bounced off the rope and attempted a crossbody, but Smiling Sally caught her and slammed her on the ground. Smiling Sally seemed to toy with Rachel for a few minutes, until Rachel hit a desperation DDT that stunned Smiling Sally. Orville Morgan got on the ropes at that point, distracting referee Brenda Moses, unfortunately at the same time Rachel hit Smiling Sally with her Pump Handle Suplex. Rachel went for the cover, but Brenda kept arguing with Orville Morgan causing her to miss the pinfall attempt.

Rachel tried to get Brenda's attention, and as she walked over, Smiling Sally slowly sat up, and rose to her feet. Rachel finally turned around, and walked right into the arms of Smiling Sally, who hit her with a Tornado Bomb. Sally covered Rachel, and picked up the win. Jessie Parran raised Smiling Sally's arms, and the duo went to the back, while Orville Morgan went into the ring to check on Rachel. As she stood up, Orville apologized to her, but Rachel seemed unmoved by his words. She quickly grabbed his collar and tossed him outside the ring. Orville tried to scramble up the ramp, but she caught up to him, before grabbing him and delivering the Pump Handle Suplex onto the stage. Rachel wiped the sweat from her forehead, and left her manager behind unconscious as paramedics rushed to Orville's side.

Edward Findleton: Casey, it's about time for our main event, but first, we need to announce next show's card!

THE Casey Gains: That's right! We'll in London, England, and we will see The Strange Crew take on two guys that go by Night Prince and Ninja aka, Club Corruption!

Edward Findleton: A strange women's tag match of unlikely pairings, Kitty Kayleen and Athena vs Lela LaCruse and Mary Jane Elder!

The Casey Gains: We will also see El Espectro take on Strawberry Bates Hill!

Edward Findleton: And the main event, England's own Mayor Briggs goes one on one with Scarred Badger! That's going to be a great main event, but this crowd is ready for tonights!

The Biofuel Engineers music played first, and the crowd showed displeasure with them. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins looked annoyed, taunting the crowd on their way down. As the music died down, the crowd started to stand on their feet, getting ready, and exploded when the first notes of The O'Toole Brothers hit.

Edward Findleton: Listen to that ovation! The hometown heroes are back!

Sean and Fergus O'Toole came out and the crowd got even louder.

THE Casey Gains: Every country in the world wasn't ready to forgive the O'Tooles for how they retired the Musical Lifeguard Chairs...every country but one! Ireland's own O'Toole Brothers are here, and there's not a person sitting down or keeping quiet!

The match began with current HAW Tag Champion Fergus O'Toole squaring off against Dalton Elkins. Dalton was able to quiet the down with headlocks, and make quick tags with Sydney Mason, slowly wearing Fergus down. The tired Fergus eventually got a lucky break on a intercommunicated double team maneuver the Biofuel Engineers tried, resulting in Dalton and Sydney colliding. Fergus was able to tag in Sean, making his return to the ring, and the crowd went crazy.

Sean went to town on both Dalton and Sydney, and Fergus was eventually recovered and back on his feet. Fergus gave a superkick to Sydney, while Sean gave a superkick to Dalton. The Biofuel Engineers were out on their feet, stumbled around the ring, and ended up trading spots, now in front of a different O'Toole brother. Sean and Fergus nodded at each other and delivered a second superkick, and the Biofuel Engineers fell to the ground. Sean O'Toole got on top of Dalton Elkins and successfully pinned him.

Edward Findleton: What a match! The Hometown Heroes are successful tonight, as the O'Toole Brothers pin the Biofuel Engineers! They look like they're ready to celebrate all across town tonight, so be sure to tune in on our next leg, where we will be in London, England! Good night everybody!

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Theme Songs:

HAW

Crash MuscleGate

Travis Samuels

The United States

Jessie Parran

Smiling Sally

Rachel

The BioFuel Engineers

The O'Toole Brothers