With the HAW theme playing, the show opened up.
Edward Findleton: We are in London, England tonight for the next step of HAW's European Tour! Hello, I'm Edward Findleton, joined by THE Casey Gains and for tonight only, the HAW World Champion and European host, Crash MuscleGate!
THE Casey Gains: We've got some debuting wrestlers tonight, but what everyone here is looking forward to, England's own Mayor Briggs taking on Scarred Badger!
Crash: And as your host, I have a special announcement to make for that match. It's not going to be a regular match....it's going to be HAW's first.....chimney sweeper match!
THE Casey Gains: And Crash, explain to the fans what that is?
Crash: The ring will be surrounded by professional, English Chimney Sweepers! And if you leave the ring, they'll whack you with the chimney sweeper until you're back in. If fans are wondering who to credit with this great idea, it was all me! So be sure to give all the praise on social media to Crash MuscleGate!
Edward Findleton: I'm sure it will be a hit. But we have our first match about to start!
The lights dimmed, and the music of El Espectro played, as he slowly marched down to the ring, looking ready to unleash punishment.
A few moments later, new music played, and out came Strawberry Bates Hill.
Edward Findleton: Strawberry Bates Hill, making his official HAW debut! Casey, what do we know about him?
THE Casey Gains: Scouting report seems to be he has a solid, athletic background through high school and college, doing track and field as well as amateur wrestling. From what I've seen, if he can tap into that potential, he's got a bright future ahead.
Crash: And, his favorite starburst flavor? Lemon, believe it or not.
Edward Findleton: Good insight there gentlemen! It looks like the match is ready to get underway!
Strawberry Bates Hill immediately charged El Espectro as the bell rung to begin the match. This caught El Espectro by surprise, and was forced to play defense and block his attacks. Strawberry went for a crucifix pin, but El Espectro kicked out. Strawberry charged El Espectro again, but he countered with a vicious clothesline. From there, Espectro was in complete control. Slam after slam was delivered to the young wrestler, and finally El Espectro grabbed his arms, put his boot to Strawberry's face, and hit the Inverted Stomp Facebreaker on Strawberry Bates Hill. El Espectro went for the cover, and picked up the three count.
Edward Findleton: A strong victory for El Espectro tonight, and not a bad debut for the young Strawberry Bates Hill.
THE Casey Gains: That potential is there, we saw it, but El Espectro showed why he should never be taken lightly tonight!
Edward Findleton: We are getting word now though that Mayor Briggs has just arrived to the building! Gregory Greystone is on the scene!
Backstage, a limousine pulled up, and Mayor Briggs stepped out as Gregory Greystone walked up with a microphone for an interview.
Gregory Greystone: Mayor Briggs! How does it feel to be in your home country-
Mayor Briggs: Easy there mate! I'll get you an autograph after the show, 'aight?
Gregory Greystone: I'm....Gregory Greystone, I work here. We've talked before.
Mayor Briggs: I'll make it out to Gregory, I promise ya, but give me a wee bit of time to settle down, will ya?
Gregory Greystone: Umm...my other question was how do you feel about your match being a Chimney Sweeper match?
Mayor Briggs: Now you can't just listen then? I told-
At that point, Scarred Badger came from out of nowhere and attacked Mayor Briggs. He threw Mayor Briggs into the side of the limo, then picked him up, and delivered a scoop slam onto the hood of the car. As Briggs writhed in pain, Badger turned to Gregory.
Scarred Badger: I'm looking forward to this chimney sweeper match. I can decide how soon I want to get out of this hell hole by how much pain I inflict on this guy here.
Scarred Badger grabbed the mic from Gregory and smashed Briggs over the head.
Scarred Badger: Good news for him, I want to leave soon.
Badger tossed the microphone to Gregory and walked away, leaving Briggs lying on the car in pain.
Edward Findleton: Wow! A vicious attack by Scarred Badger on Mayor Briggs! Badger may have the advantage going into this Chimney Sweepers match tonight!
Crash: A good point Edward. Another good point that I want to bring up, I actually did NOT think up the Chimney Sweepers match idea. That was all Freezerman. So please stop sending those messages to me mocking the idea, you don't want to hurt Freezerman's feelings!
THE Casey Gains: ….I'm going to ignore that but use that as a segue. Freezerman has announced the card for the next show, which will be coming from Stockholm, Sweden!
Edward Findleton: Fun Fight Machine will take on Local Legend, Danny Miller! The HAW National Champion, Kenneth Cobb, will go against HAW Season 2 alumni, Mika Kempi! Then, the most unlikely team ever...Ruslan Panov, Rat, and Mitchell Row will team up to against the debuting group, The Samurais of Power, who consist of Ozzie Reagan, Trickshot, and Sensei Onaga! Finally the main event will feature Glenny Pax and Jack Trailor duking it out against The Towering Blights, The Iconoclast and of course....Viking!
THE Casey Gains: First though, we have to complete tonight's show, and we have Club Corruption taking on The Strange Crew!
The debuting Club Corruption's music came on, and out came Night Prince and Ninja. A previously recorded promo of them was shown on the screen as they made their way towards the ring.
Night Prince: HAW. Take a deep breath. Do you feel that? That's the last breath of fresh air you'll ever receive. Club Corruption is here now, and we are ready to take over. Not just the professional wrestling industry, but the world. If you want to have any feeling of satisfaction in your life....then embrace our change!
Crash: Wow! Strong words from these two! World Domination is a tough goal to achieve, but, Napoleon and Ghenghis Khan both got their starts in professional wrestling, so these two may be on the right track.
THE Casey Gains: …..Can the Strange Crew just come out?
With that, the music of the StrangeCrew, Drizzles the Clown and Hawaii hit, and the crowd cheered. However, coming out of the entrance way were two very large body builders, dressed as Drizzles and Hawaii.
Crash: Whoa! They really bulked up in the off season! Massive gains!
Club Corruption started protesting to referee Dennis Thompson, who ignored their pleas. As the muscular Strange Crew made their way in, the bell rung, and the match was underway. Night Prince and Ninja were both smaller competitors and used quick, offensive cruiserweight maneuvers on the larger Drizzles and Hawaii. Club Corruption was actually in control of the match, and clearly the superior wrestlers to the fake Strange Crew. Ninja and Night Prince each grabbed Bulked Hawaii, and lifted him up in the air for a suplex. Suddenly, the lights in the arena went out for a few seconds. When they came back on, Club Corruption was still holding Hawaii, but this time, the true, Hawaii. Hawaii managed to reverse the double suplex into a double DDT. True Drizzles had also replaced his counterpart. With Club Corruption stunned, Drizzles hit a Shining Wizard on Night Prince, while Hawaii hit a Leg Drop Bulldog on Ninja. The Strange Crew covered them, and picked up the win.
Crash: I was going to ask those two about their exercise program, but after seeing how fast that muscle loss happened, I think I'll pass.
Edward Findleton: What a win for The Strange Crew! HAW, and the world, will not be dominated today! Shout out to Drizzles and Hawaii for saving the world!
THE Casey Gains: Whoa! We're getting word there's some trouble backstage! Can we get a camera back there?
As the camera cut backstage, all the women's competitors in an argument, along with Pheung Ahunhai and Mitchell Row.
Mitchell Row: Lela I'm sorry but I HAD to use you last year!
Lela: I should challenge you to a match right now!
Kitty: My man would destroy you!
Athena: Your man shouldn't even be involved!
Phueng: If he gets involved, I'm getting involved.
Mary Jane Elder: No one should get involved in this match! Just make it a normal tag match, it's not hard!
At that point, producers came over and separated the wrestlers. Production wasted no time immediately playing Kitty Kayleen's music, as she made her way down to the ring with Mitchell Row, both looking upset. Athena came out next, refusing to even make eye contact with her partner.
Crash: So to summarize this, Phueng and Lela threatened Athena's baby, Lela hooked up with Mitchell, Mitchell double cheated and was actually with Kitty, then Athena won the title off of Kitty, and Mary Jane Elder is caught in the middle of this?
Edward Findleton: That's a good summary Crash!
Crash: Note to self, pitch reality TV series starring these wrestlers to Freezerman....
Mary Jane Elder came out next, trying to focus on warming up, and then came the Exotic Delights, Lela LaCruse and Phueng Ahunhai. Phueng and Mitchell were both outside the ring in their respective corners.
Mary Jane and Athena started the match off, and Athena was in control. Mary Jane made a desperate tag to Lela, who made her way in but couldn't stop Athena's office. The match turned when Phueng tripped up Athena at one point, allowing Lela to capitalize. Mary Jane saw this, and started to complain about her own partner's cheating to Referee Brenda Moses, while Athena tried to crawl and tag in Kitty.
Just before reaching Kitty's hand, Kitty Kayleen jumped from the ring apron to the floor, and walked up the ramp with Mitchell Row, watching from afar. With referee Brenda Moses distracted still, Lela and Phueng started double teaming Athena. Mary Jane Elder pushed past Brenda Moses, then ran towards Phueng and speared her. Athena used her strength to roll to her corner, while Lela and Mary Jane started attacking each other. At this point, Kitty ran down to the ring, and tagged herself in by hitting Athena's back. Lela Lacruse threw Mary Jane Elder out of the ring, and yelled some choice words for her down below. As Lela turned around, she walked right into the arms of Kitty Kayleen, who hit her with a Cravate Suplex. Kitty covered Lela and got the three count, as Mitchell Row went into the ring to celebrate with her.
Edward Findleton: Complete chaos in that match, but the record books will show that the winners are Kitty Kayleen and Athena!
Crash: While I would love to watch that reality show, there is another established reality show in HAW....and that's “Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack!” Let's take a look at how they're doing a week before their big match!
The camera faded in to Glenny Pax in a new hotel room, alone at the bed's edge.
Glenny: Hello! Welcome to another episode of Sightseeing with Glenny and Jack! He's running a bit late today, but I wanted to tell you about what we've seen in London so far! Here's a picture of us next to Big Ben, and of course, we had to cross Abbey Road! I think next we'll...we'll...
A loud rumbling was heard, and Glenny looked around worried. Suddenly, a bright light flooded into the room from a window, illuminating everything in white. Glenny slowly stood up approaching the door as the rumbling continued. Glenny slowly grabbed the door handle, and pulled it open, being engulfed in the light to see his silhouette.
The rumbling suddenly stopped, and the light disappeared. A tractor trailer was parked right outside of the hotel room, and Jack Trailor got out.
Jack: Sorry. Forgot I had the highbeams on. Wanted to hear the ending to this song so I left the engine on.
Glenny: Oh...that's....that's ok Jack...just...finishing up with the show. Maybe we'll have more footage next time, right? Right...right...bye everyone!
Edward Findleton: Thanks for the show Glenny! It's time for the main event!
Scarred Badger's music hit, and he came down to the ring, which was already surrounded by a bunch of English Chimney Sweepers, most covered in soot and dirt. Badger looked up the ramp, and readied himself for Mayor Briggs.
Mayor Briggs music hit, and the English crowd erupted in cheers. However, Mayor Briggs never came out. Scarred Badger started laughing, and raised his arms up in victory. He could be heard yelling to referee Tom Hunter to ring the bell due to forfeit. Tom Hunter seemed to insist on waiting, and both men looked back up the ramp. Suddenly, one of the chimney sweepers rolled into the ring, and grabbed the his chimney sweep broom. Taking off his hat and face, it was revealed to be Mayor Briggs, and the crowd erupted in cheers. Briggs grabbed his broom and cracked it across Scarred Badger's back. He continued the assault, as Tom Hunter called for the bell.
The sneak attack by Briggs put all the momentum on his side, as he went to town on Scarred Badger. However, Badger showed his resilience and started to fight back, evening up the match. Scarred Badger tried to hit a Big Boot on Mayor Briggs multiple times, but Briggs would always dodge and regroup. Finally, Briggs was resting against the ropes, and Badger tried to do a running Big Boot. Briggs quickly ducked and grabbed the top rope, caused Scarred Badger to fall outside the ring. Like a swarm of piranhas, the chimney sweepers all started bashing Scarred Badger with their brooms. They eventually rolled him in, and Mayor Briggs delivered a Half and Half Suplex. Briggs hooked Badger's leg, and Tom Hunter counted to three.
Edward Findleton: And there we have it! Mayor Briggs defeats Scarred Badger in the first ever Chimney Sweeper match!
THE Casey Gains: Crash can attest to this, but we saw once again why Mayor Briggs is one best minds in wrestling.
Crash: I'll give credit it where it's due, THE. Mayor Briggs figured out a way to beat the hardcore expert in a hardcore oriented match!
Edward Findleton: Thank you for joining us in England, and we can't wait to see you in Sweden! Good night!
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