Dark Matches: The Insomniac Kenneth Cobb defeats local talent Jude Wells, Asher Sutton defeats local talent Declan Reid, Summer Fun (Daisy Fields/Maple Blossoms) defeated local talent Ivy Clarke and Audrey Lang
HAW came on the air, with Pastor James’ music playing as he stood in the ring with a sweaty Asher Sutton, trying to catch his breath.
Pastor James: Good evening Denver! So good to be in the Mile High city, I feel closer to the Lord already! I’m sure a lot of folks tuning in now are a bit confused, so I’m going to let y’all in on a bit of a secret. Every week before we go on the air, we do some matches…some opportunity, some to see what people got, others to keep them in ring shape, but just minutes go, our boy Asher Sutton just picked up a victory! Give a round of applause for him!
A few cheers came from the crowd and Asher Sutton held his arms up in victory.
Pastor James: Now last week, the man upstairs gave me a sign but, I have to say, I’m just too inspired by Asher Sutton’s performance tonight. So I think instead of defending the HAW National Championship against The Rookie, Kyle Higgins, at Summit of Success….I’ll have my title defense against Asher Sutton, tonight….right now!
Asher Sutton looked surprised, then wiped some sweat away, He grabbed the pastor’s mic.
Asher: Now? I just finished a match. It was tough!
Pastor James: First off young man, it is incredibly rude to just yank a microphone out of my hand. But you know what…you’re right, you’re right. I don’t want to burden you with this once in a lifetime moment, I’ll keep my word and defend against Kyle Higgins. Good day to you!
James began to leave, but Asher stopped him. He got down on his knees and began to plead to James, who reluctantly nodded.
Pastor James: If you insist. Let’s get a referee out here!
Referee Brenda Moses ran down, and quickly called for the bell.
Pastor James made very quick work of Asher Sutton, defeating Sutton in 1:33 with the Cobra Clutch Slam.
Bradley Wallace: The winner of this match and still HAW National Champion, Pastor James!
James held the title up, but his celebration was cut off by the music of The Rookie, Kyle Higgins. Higgins walked down to the ring, sarcastically clapping his hands. Pastor James draped the belt over his shoulder, and as Higgins got in the ring, approached with his hand out for a shake. Higgins looked at the hand, then at the audience, who started to boo. Kyle Higgins looked like he was about to shake, but instead, grabbed the HAW National Championship for James’ shoulder, and put it on his own.
Pastor James chucked and motioned for Kyle to give him the title back, but The Rookie shook his head no. Pastor James' grin faded, and he reached for the title, but Higgins backed up. Now angry, Pastor James charged at the Rookie, ready to attack, but Higgins took the title and blasted James in the face, knocking him out. Higgins covered James, and counted to three on his own, grabbed the HAW National Championship and held it up.
Edward Findleton: For the record, this is not an official title change!
The Rookie took the title and buckled it around his waist, as he walked out of the ring to the back.
THE Casey Gains: This may not be an official change, but Kyle Higgins is making a statement, he still wants the HAW National Championship!
The entire Strange Crew was backstage, with Jessie and Sally holding their titles, and Drizzles and Hawaii seemingly upbeat. That was until Lela LaCruse and Phueng Ahunai, the Exotic Delights walked up to them.
Lela: Congratulations on winning OUR championship
Jessie Parran: Yours? You got eliminated first in the One Way Trip inaugural tag match…
Phueng: But these titles wouldn’t even exist, if WE didn’t start out as a team in HAW. Thanks for stealing our idea with your little dolly, by the way.
Jessie: That’s right, you two invented the concept of tag teams in wrestling, I apologize for not mentioning you in our thank you speech.
Lela: You’re so funny, I’m just dying of laughter on the inside. But you know what would be even funnier? If we took back our championships from you at Summit of Success.
Jessie: This is your round about way of issuing a challenge then? Ok, we accept. We’re not going to fall for the count out strategy you pulled at One Way Trip.
Phueng: Oh, we know. We actually have a new strategy. In fact, we’re going to show you it first hand…right now.
At that point, The Biofuel Engineers came from behind and attacked Drizzles and Hawaii, throwing them into the wall. Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins then grabbed Smiling Sally by the arms and held her against the wall. She started to slowly push away but the two put all their strength into keep her restrained. At that point, Phueng and Lela attacked Jessie, giving her a few solid shots. Drizzles and Hawaii were starting to recover, so the Exotic Delights and the Biofuel Engineers quickly retreated, leaving the Strange Crew to slowly gather themselves back up
Edward Findleton: I think we have a women’s tag match set for Summit of Success?
THE Casey Gains: But it looks like The Exotic Delights have brought in the natural enemy of Strange Crew….Biofuel Engineers!
Edward Findleton: Very true! Well up next, we’re going to be hearing from…The MuscleGang!
The MuscleGang music played as the crowd cheered. After about 15 seconds, no sign of any members were seen on stage. The camera then switched backstage to just outside the entrance, where Oden, St. Pierre, Liam, Briggs, and backstage security, were holding back Crash and Douglas Brunswick.
Douglas: This isn’t over Crash! You screwed me over!
Crash: You got involved in my championship match first!
Douglas: I’ll do it again!
The two men tried to get towards each other, but security managed to keep them at bay.
Edward Findleton: ….Alright! What I meant to say was, up next we’ve got a number one contender’s match for the men’s tag team titles, Sentinel and Phoenix vs Club Corruption!
Sentinel and Phoenix made their way out first, talking strategy on their way out. Club Corruption, Night Prince and Ninja then followed.
In a back and forth match lasting 11:49, Club Corruption picked up the victory when the Night Prince hit a Diving Meteora on Sentinel to seal the deal.
Edward Findleton: And it looks like Clob Corruption will be challenging Jack Trailor and Danny Miller!
THE Casey Gains: And Phoenix and Sentinel look VERY disappointed.
As Sentinel slowly recovered in the ring, Phoenix walked into the ring, his head down. Sentinel struggled to get up, and reached a hand out to Phoenix for help. Phoenix hesitated a moment before grabbing it and helping Sentinel up. The two gave a quick hug, and Sentinel started to exit the way. Phoenix watched him for a bit, before sighing, and following Sentinel to the back.
After a short while, the lights darkened, and the music of the HAW World Champion, Glenny Pax played, as he made his entrance to the ring, with a microphone and surrounded by Visitors.
Glenny Pax: Greetings Earthlings…You have tried to mount an attack against me, by sending a Kenneth Cobb after me. You failed. The time you wasted has allowed me one step closer to complete domination of the universe. I now await a new challenger.
The crowd started to chant “Be-He-Moth” and Glenny nodded.
Glenny Pax: I hear what you say. Do you really want to lose him so soon into this conflict? You might regret this.
At that point, the pyro of The Behemoth went off, and he made his way down to the ring with Rat.
Edward Findleton: I don’t think The Behemoth will regret taking a shot at the HAW World Championship!
Visitors stood in front of Glenny to shield him, while Rat grabbed a microphone.
Rat: I’ll give you credit. You’ve sent shockwaves through the universe twice, first defeating Crash, then defeating The Insomniac. Good on you. You’ve won your title, you’ve defended it. That’s something I never did, that’s something he’s never done….yet.
Glenny Pax: Based off the data I’ve gathered studying your species, I don’t see that pattern ever changing.
Rat: I do. Because I predict at Summit of Success, The Behemoth will defeat you and become the new HAW World Champion!
Glenny Pax: It’s funny that your insignificant brain can conjure up such an image, but I will play along. The Behemoth challenges me? I accept…on one condition.
Rat: What’s that?
Glenny Pax: That a match takes place between you, Rat……and myself.
Rat looked over at The Behemoth, who nodded to him. Rat took off his leather jacket and threw it on the ground.
Rat: Then let’s do this right now.
The Visitors moved aside, and Glenny approached Rat and stared him down, before walked up to The Behemoth, who towered over him.
Glenny Pax: ….Next week.
Glenny turned and exited the ring with his visitors as the crowd booed.
Edward Findleton: I think we can call that our main event next week! The HAW World Champion Glenny Pax vs Rat!
THE Casey Gains: The crowd here in Denver isn’t happy, but I imagine Tucson will be next week!
Edward Findleton: We’ll see how it all goes down next week! Goodnight everybody!
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