Yo! Welcome to Call It With Conroy, where I call the action in the ring! I’m Mickey Conroy and this week I’m visiting a place called Mississauga, Ontario, to see Maple Leaf Wrestling Club! The promotion really embraces the indie entertainment aspect of wrestling, and I know they’ve tried to get a cartoon made, but the gofundme failed.
The show began with Voltaire coming out. The wiki for MLWC says Voltaire infused his consciousness with that of an AI bot to become a force of destruction, and now he wants to take over the world. Voltaire cuts a promo that he’s going to release nanobots into the audience to control us all, but what’s this? Captain Pie! The former HAW super hero came out, and promised to stop Voltaire! It was a solid match, and there were some fun cinematic spots, like Voltaire trying to unleash his bag of nanobots on the audience, but Captain Pie heroically taking the bag away. In the end, Captain Pie pinned Voltaire, and we were safe…for now!
Up next, we had a tag match, and it was a bit similar to last week at MMW. We havea smaller team in Trent Turbo and Sebastian Storm, the Quick Strike Squad, taking on Brian the Barricade and Jerome Redwood, the Beast Men. This time though, the Quick Strike Squad took on the roll of plucky underdogs. The power of Redwood and Barricade was shown, but some genius thinking by the Quick Strike Squad got them the win. And by genius thinking, I mean comedy spots, like Sebastian Storm tying Brian the Barricade’s boots together, and Trent Turbo running in circles as Jerome Redwood followed him, got dizzy, and passed out. The kids seemed to like it, atleast.
Before we get to our main event, I just want to remind everyone about Call It With Conroy’s sponsor, Rainbow Tools! And guess what? They’re now shipping to Canada! So all MLWC fans can order their own set! Rainbow Tools, a full spectrum of tools for the job.
Moving onto the main event, the crowd went nuts as Pierre Laurent came out! The former Diamond Peak winner thanked the fans, and said he was ready to put on a great match. However, out came Cardinal Sin! Cardinal Sin claimed Lauren was possessed, and an exorcism needed to take place.
This was an…interesting match. Pierre Laurent definitely carried the in ring work, and Cardinal Sin summoned “hellspawn” at one point, which was some wrestlers in bad halloween costumes, and Laurent was able to overcome the interference and Cardinal Sin, and pick up the win to send the fans home happy.
Except the one kid in the front row, one of the hellspawn scared him and he kept crying, it was actually sorta funny.
That wrapped up the show, so a big thanks to Pierre Laurent for saving us from hell, Captain Pie from saving us from the nanobots and the AI takeover, Rainbow Tools, and Canada! Next week I head to….Ames, Iowa? No idea where that is, but I’ll be attending a show for SHOW. See you then!