Hey everyone, it’s your favorite wrestling podcaster, Mickey Conroy back for a new episode of Call It With Conroy, where I call the action in the ring! My next few episodes, I’m touring North America and checking out some awesome promotions. So let’s start off in Corpus Christi, Texas, for Lethal Fight Night Party!

I arrived at the small gymnasium the show was being held at, talked to some fans to get an idea of who the wrestlers were and, well, I guess I should say tried to talk to them. Half were already drunk. The ring announcer was ready right on cue at 7 PM, and informed the crowd that the first match of the evening, a falls count anywhere match, had already started 30 minutes ago when Ralph Talon and Marshall Mann got into an altercation in the locker room. They didn’t miss their cue, and they burst through the curtain, with Ralph Talon already bleeding.

The crowd was pumped and loved it, and LFNP wasted no time getting the show on the road. The two brawled around the ring and into the audience, and as the wrestlers got closer, Marshall Mann had some words for yours truly. Here’s the audio clips.

Marshall Mann: You’re the podcast *****?! Get the **** out of my way because your show ******* sucks!

Anyway, it turns out that I actually ended up being the distraction, because Ralph Talon was able to fight back and to the crowds delight, picked up the win after a brainbuster onto the concrete.

Before we go further, I do have to apologize for Marshall Mann for censoring his speech, but that’s out of respect for our great sponsor, Rainbow Tools! Ever since I had The Rainbow Jobber on my podcast a few months ago, he let me sample his new toolset, and since then, I’ve bought some for all my friends and family. Rainbow Tools, a full spectrum of tools for any job!

Back at LFNP, the LNFP Champion, Obliterator came out and cut a promo, issuing an open challenge to his title, and out came…Softcore Sal! Sal dodged a few beer cans as he made his way to the ring, and said he wanted the LNFP Championship, but that Obliterator was too much of a wimp to wrestle him inside the ring, and that he relied on hardcore gimmicks. Obliterator said Sal can have his match later, and to ensure they stay in the ring, it will be a lumberjack match. Sal was happy and agreed, but Obliterator revealed it was a lumberjack chainsaw match, which terrified Softcore Sal. No idea what this match is, but I like the sound of it!

The next match on the card was a typical hardcore match, Max Wilkerson vs Knox Madden. Google tells me these two used to be tag partners, but before they could get a shot at tag titles, Max Wilkerson retired to spend time with his family. Madden beat him up, so Wilkerson came back to fight him. To my surprise, Knox Madden is the face, not the guy wanting to help his family out. Anyway, hardcore matches ain’t my thing, but these two did brutal things to their bodies. Light tubes, cinderblocks, and the ending occurred when Wilkerson powerbombed Madden through a pane of glass. Wilkerson said he’s back from retirement thanks to Madden, and left. 

It took a bit for the ring to get cleaned up, but it was finally the lumberjack chainsaw match. The LNFP came out to the ring, wielding chainsaws and surrounded it. It seems like a typical lumberjack match, but if you’re thrown out, you can have your leg cut off, so the stakes are a bit higher.

Softcore Sal tried to use finesse, technical moves, but Obliterator overpowered him. Softcore Sal at one point tried to toss Obliterator over the rope and failed, and the loud chainsaw revving sounded so bad on my audio playback, nearly blew my ear drum out. The conclusion happened when Obliterator did succeed in throwing Sal out of the ring. The roster tried to attack him with their chainsaws, and he ran and dodged them, before sliding into the ring and being hit with a huge clothesline from Obliterator, successfully defending his title.

Definitely a raucous crowd for Lethal Fight Night Party, and an interesting show, but for my safety, I was glad to finally leave. Tune in next week as I head to Tampa Bay for Gulf Coast Slammin’!