Dark Matches: Club Corruption (Night Prince and Ninja) defeated The Master Bassers (Diego Salazar and Enrique Mendoza), Peter “Carnage” Horn defeated Connor Andrews

The HAW theme played to start the show.

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We're in Detroit, Michigan, and we’ve got an interesting main event!

THE Casey Gains: Mayor Briggs challenged El Espectro to a tag match this week! So it’s Briggs and the United States versus El Espectro and…whoever he can find in his corner!

Pastor James music cut the announcers off, and he came to the ring with Dixie Boyle and Ivy Clarke.

Pastor James: Brothers, sisters…

Dixie Boyle: Daughters!

Pastor James: …….Children of the Lord. It’s been a long time since I’ve got to speak to all of you personally. I want to speak from the heart. Sometimes in life…we lose our path. We stray away from the Lord, and partake in sin. We’ve all sinned, everyone here has, even me, believe it or not. But some sins are worse than other, and perhaps the worst of all…is Wittchcraft. It is an abomination to religious worship, and HAW has a witch under contract. Witchmere, you are the ultimate sinner, and you shall repent for your sins! …And Bethany Watts too, because she’s just a horribly mean person! Which is why Ivy gave me a great idea…If you two are brave enough, then next week at One Way Trip, you two will face off against Ivy Clarke and Dixie Boyle in a tag match! We’ll see if you show up next week.

James nodded to Dixie and Ivy, and the two left the ring.

Edward Findleton: Well an open challenge for the women next week can make for an interesting tag match!

THE Casey Gains: And speaking of women’s tag matches, we’ve got one coming up next!

In ring James calls Wittchmere a witch, and Bethany Watts a horribly mean person. Watts and Witchmere challenge Boyle and Clarke next week

Natasha York and Isabella Dawson came down, now going just by “Nu Iota” and their opponents Kherti Bhakta and Penny “The Hammer” Downs followed.

Kherti dominated most of the match, and gave a quick tag to Penny. Penny got about 30 seconds of ringtime before Kherti tagged herself back in, and was able to put Natasha York away with a Straight Jacket German Suplex in 5:23.

As the match ended, Penny looked frustrated, and pushed Kherti away. She yelled in her face.

Penny: Stop underestimating me! I dare you to next week!

Penny exited the ring frustrated, while Kherti seemed annoyed.

Backstage, Niko Green and RJ Bu were staring into the camera.

RJ Bu:  Yo, Row and Stanellis. Next week, we’re going to see you in the ring, and we’re going to beat you! End the promo!

Niko Green: No! Not yet.

RJ Bu: My bad, bro.

Niko Green: Maybe I’m someone who’s always bit off more than he could chew, but I’m sorta looking forward to next week. I think people think we’re flukes. That we suck. RJ cares more about being flashy than wrestling. Maybe, maybe not, I don’t know what’s in his mind. But you know what I care about? Achieving my goals. Yeah, we won the titles. That’s half the battle. Remaining relevant is the key, defending them is the new benchmark. I want respect for us. So beating a former World Champ, his musclebound lackey, and let’s face it, his two animals. That’s gonna bring some respect. It better. Now, end the promo.

RJ Bu: End the promo!

Back at ringside, the Stable’s music played and out came Zoey Chambers, Jenna Ingram, and Hazel Glover, who all looked a little bit annoyed.

Zoey Chambers: So last week…didn’t go as planned.

Jenna Ingram: Summer Fun, we DEMAND the match!

Hazel Glover: Please. 

Zoey Chambers: I was going to butter them up a bit. We can’t just demand the match, they can say no!

Jenna Ingram: They already agreed and no-showed!

Hazel Glover: It seemed like a plausible explanation.

The Stable started to argue, when the sound of a cell phone ringing was heard. Zoey reached into a pocket and answered it.

Zoey Chamber: …Daisy? Hold on let me put you on speaker, you’re on HAW now.

Daisy Fields: Oh hey. Maple, come here, we’re on the show. I think this means be get paid.

Maple Blossom: Sweet.

Jenna Ingram: Where are you two?! You said you’d face us!

Daisy Fields: Detroit! ….Just uhh, the wrong one.

Maple Blossom: Detroit, Kansas. We were wondering why they booked a show in a town of 102 people and it turns out, it’s because they didn’t book it here. It was Michigan, actually.

Daisy Fields: So yeah, we’ll do your match, but we had this cool idea. What if we make it a three on three tag match for the titles? The Stable vs Summer Fun and Paisley Alden!

Hazel Glover: Is…is that allowed? You can just volunteer Paisley for this?

Paisley Alden: Oh, I’m here too with them. Yeah, I’ll wrestle again!

Jenna Ingram: That was not the agreement!

Zoey Chamber: It wasn’t, but it does sound fun! We accept! We’ll see you next week, at One Way Trip, in Columbus, Ohio, the United States.

Hazel Glover: And by the United States, Zoey means the country we’re in, not the wrestler.

Daisy Fields: Ohhhh, I was worried. Ok, see you later!

Jenna looked frustrated, but Zoey and Hazel seemed a bit excited at the idea.

Edward Findleton: Well that’s going to be an interesting match. A three way tag match…for the titles. No idea how that will work!

THE Casey Gains: I’m just going to predict that somehow, Paisley is going to end up with both titles in RFW. No idea how, but that’s par for the course here.

Edward Findleton: Casey, nothing crazy like that happens here at HAW. Now let’s throw it backstage to Gregory Greystone, where he interviews a man being threatened by aliens!

Gregory Greystone: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I’m here with Douglas Brunswick! Douglas, last week Glenny Pax said he was going to send the Cyberhemoth after you. How do you feel being stalked by a cyborg?

Douglas Brunswick: Cyberhemoth is tough, I’ll give him that. But he’s not invincible. I went toe to toe with him last year. If Glenny wants to send him after me, so be it

Gregory Greystone: Have you been extra alert and cautious? Usually around this time in the interview, someone gets attacked!

Douglas Brunswick: I’ve been more alert, yeah. But not afraid. I think there’s only one person afraid, and that’s Glenny Pax himself. If he had any courage, he’d face me in the ring next week. So Glenny, next week at One Way Trip, I’m walking down the ramp, and I’m hoping to face you. Let’s see if you show up.

Edward Findleton: Another potential match for next week’s One Way Trip, Glenny Pax vs Douglas Brunswick, possibly! But now, it’s time for our main event match!

Mayor Briggs’ music came, and he walked down with the United States and Bigg Pimpin’ Alex. El Espectro came out next, and walked down alone. Mayor Briggs and The United States started to laugh, and Briggs took a mic.

Mayor Briggs: Oy mate…you couldn’t find a partner, eh? No one wants to team with the weirdly silent luchado fella? Tough luck lad, looks like it’ll be a handicap match for-

Briggs got cut off as King Donovan’s music started up and the arena erupted.

Edward Findleton: The King is back!

THE Casey Gains: He’s got his eyes on both Bigg Pimpin’ Alex and Mayor Briggs, after they sidelined him last year!

Donovan got in the ring, fistbumped El Espectro, and immediately started brawling. Referee Dennis Thompson was able to collect the competitors up eventually, and the match officially started. Briggs and USA tried to cheat, but El Espectro and Donovan had counters in place. As The United States started to get isolated and the tide was turning, Briggs took the HAW National Championship and retreated with Alex. Shortly after, El Espectro hit the Inverted Stomp Facebreaker and pinned The United States in 9:03. El Espectro and Donovan wasted no time, and started rushing to the back to chase after Briggs and Alex

Edward Findleton: Mayor Briggs is usually prepared, but I don’t think he was prepared for the return of King Donovan!

THE Casey Gains: Briggs thought he would have an easy title defense a few weeks ago…with King Donovan on El Espectro’s side, that is definitely not the case anymore!

Franco Mancini’s music began to play, and he walked out. 

Edward Findleton: Well it looks like we’re ending the show with the World Champion!

Franco Mancini: I want to take a moment to invite my challenger next week to the ring. I heard his speech last week, and I want to address it. 

Franco waited until Fun Fight Machine came from backstage and joined him in the ring. 

Franco Mancini: Last week, you shared a story of your mother’s passing…your departure, your dedication. I’m not going to go low and insult your family, I respect someone who puts their family first. I truly mean that. And despite our long history, I commend you for being a good family man. 

Fun Fight Machine: Thank you. 

Franco Mancini: But I do got a bit of a problem with you. Go to Japan, take care of your mom. Come here, dedicate the year to her. But you’re coming to the front of the line? You think you can beat me again? You got lucky once with a great shot, and you got even luckier in our rematch when the ref didn’t see my shoulder up. Your entire career has been built on your rookie year, a fluke HAW championship, that you’ve never been able to retrieve. While me, I’ve won this five times! I’ve proven year in and year out there is no one more dominant! And it makes me sick that will all the work I put in, my first title defense against is going to be against the charity case to try and make a feel good story about his mother!

Fun had heard enough and punched Franco. Fun Fight Machine had a rage and started attacking Franco nonstop, until officials ran down and separated the two. 

Edward Findleton: Franco hit a nerve there, and maybe that wasn’t too wise! We’ll find out if Fun can channel this anger next week at One Way Trip. Goodnight!

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 Dark Matches: Franco Mancini defeated Connor Andrews, Phoenix defeated Avery Rage

The HAW Theme kicked off to start the show.

Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We’re in Buffalo, NY tonight and the Women’s Tag Team Championship is on the line in our main event! But the women will start the show too, as we have a single match next!

Dixie Boyle made her entrance, and Pastor James and Ivy Clarke followed behind her. Her competitor, Bethany Watts came out next, who as she passed Clarke, exchanged some words with her.

THE Casey Gains: “No Nonsense” Bethany Watts is a former VCW Women’s champion, and I say former because Ivy Clarke defeated her last year for the title…before she lost it to Brooke Bolt!

Edward Findleton: There are some new faces in HAW, but all of these women have history together!

The match began, and Bethany Watts displayed a strong, power style offense. Ivy and James seemed to be casually talking ringside, not paying attention to the match, until Bethany Watts hit a Backbreaker on Dixie, and pinned her in 7:36. As Bethany celebrated, Ivy ran in the ring from behind and attacked her. Dixie recovered, and a two on one beatdown started to occur.

Edward Findleton: Talk about sore losers!

Ivy picked up Bethany Watts and held her arms, and Dixie started to line up for an attack. At that moment, running down the ramp came Witchmere. She slid into the ring and clotheslined Dixie Boyle, then hit an elbow on Ivy Clarke. Bethany started to recover, and the two cleared the ring.

Edward Findleton: Witchmere coming to the aid of Bethany Watts! Not the pair I would have predicted!

James, Ivy, and Dixie retreated up the ramp, with James yelling insults as they retreated. Witchmere had seen enough and nodded to Watts, and the two exited the ring and started coming after the trio. With new urgency, James, Ivy and Dixie fled to the back.

Edward Findleton: Pastor James won’t forget this but atleast for tonight, Bethany Watts came out on top in every way! A great debut match for the rookie!

Mayor Briggs' music began to play, and he came out to the ring with his HAW National Championship, as well as The United States and El Espectro and Bigg Pimpin’ Alex.

Mayor Briggs: Evenin’ mates. Last week, we all saw ourselves a great outing. El Espectro won a fourway, and he gets the honor to face your National champion, me, Mayor Briggs! Now, contractually speakin’ this match has to take place in two weeks at One Way Trip. But, I’m a nice guy. Tonight, everyone here is gonna see a dress rehearsal! An HAW first! I’ll be Mayor Briggs, the greatest National champ of all time, El Espectro will be the foolish challenger, and the United States will be the referee! So here’s the plot. Match begins, El Espectro lays down, I cover him. Everyone got their parts?

The United States smiled and nodded, while Espectro just stared back.

Mayor Briggs: Aight’, great! Ding ding ding, the match is on! Positions!

The two looked at El Espectro expectantly, who didn’t move.

Mayor Briggs: Mate, get on the ground. I gotta cover you, got it? What don’t you get?

El Espectro stared at Briggs, then shook his head “no.”

Mayor Briggs: Ok lad, we can talk over the details later, but in two weeks, this is the finish, ok?

El Espectro grabbed the microphone from Mayor Briggs' hands.

El Espectro: In two weeks at One Way Trip…I’m going to defeat you for the HAW National Championship!

Espectro pushed Briggs out of the way and went to the back, leaving Briggs, Alex and The United States shocked.

Edward Findleton: It looks like that wasn’t part of the plan!

THE Casey Gains: Unless it is. Maybe he’s bluffing us and it IS part of the plan. Unless he knows we’re thinking that and it’s not, but he knows we’re thinking that, and it is!

Edward Findleton: …I’m confused. Let’s go backstage!

Kitty Kayleen was at a mirror doing makeup, when RJ Bu approached her.

RJ Bu: Yo…Kitty Kayleen! Make up looks good. Seeing someone special tonight? You know, if you’re interested…

Georgios Stanellis approached, and stood in front of her.

Georgios Stanellis: She isn’t interested “bro.” She’s only got one guy she cares about, and it ain’t you.

Stanellis got into Bu’s face, when Niko Green approached and stood next to Bu.

Niko Green: You know, personally, I don’t give a damn who she’s interested in. But what I do know, is you’re a little punk who weaseled his way onto the roster. I wasn’t impressed last week. You won a four on two, good job. Maybe when you face us, you can be a real man. But I don’t see that happening until you tell your partner the truth.

On cue, Mitchell Row showed up, now standing besides Georgios.

Mitchell Row: Hey! It looked like you were saying hurtful things to Georgios! Don’t you ever talk to him that way! What were they saying Georgios? Are you ok?

Georgios Stanellis: Yeah…I’m ok. I was just talking about how great it’s going to be when we take the tag titles from you!

RJ Bu: We’d like to see you try.

Georgios Stanellis: We will!

RJ Bu: Then do it!

Mitchell Row: Enough! Come Georgios, we don’t need you interacting with these…these…these bullies! Let’s go. You can come too Kitty.

Row, Stanellis, and Kayleen all walked away, giving angry glances back at the tag champs.

THE Casey Gains: Friendship like that is tough to come by, Edward.

Edward Findleton: Agreed. It’s been great to see Bu and Green grow together.

THE Casey Gains: You mean Mitchell and Georgios.

Edward Findleton: ……………..It’s time for our next match!

Rough Hog Reid Harrison made his way out to take on Fun Fight Machine. Fun Fight Machine dominated, and picked up the victory with a 450 Splash in 2:21. After the match, Fun grabbed a microphone.

Fun Fight Machine: This is my first match back in HAW. Thank you. It feels great to be back in the ring in front of all of you! Last year was a difficult year for me and my family. I had to go back home. My mother…she became ill. And last winter, I lost her. It is still difficult, I miss her so much. But I know she was proud of me, she encouraged me to return to HAW. No matter what happens, I dedicate this season to the memory of Ishikura Hatsuyo, my mother. Thank you!

The crowd applauded Fun Fight Machine, and he made his way to the back.

Edward Findleton: We’re happy Fun is back, and we wish him a great year! Switching gears, we’re gonna go backstage! Correction! To Outer Space!

Inside a futuristic spaceship, Glenny Pax paced back and forth.

Glenny Pax: Douglas Brunswick…last week, you defeated my thrall, The Insomniac. And then…you ran like a coward. You were afraid. Afraid of my power! It was wise to run, but you can only run on fear for so long, until you run on empty. Which is why I am sending the most powerful force in the universe after you. The being that never stops. Cyberhemoth. He hurt you once. This time, he will destroy you for good.

Glenny stared in the camera until it faded to black, and went back to ringside.

THE Casey Gains: I will say this, Cyberhemoth is one tough customer. Brunswick really needs to keep an eye out for him.

Edward Findleton: While Brunswick does that, we’ve got a very special segment next!

The camera panned to the stage, and the woman’s roster, with the exception of Sekino the Stunt Pilot, Summer Fun, and The Stable, were sitting at the top of the stage. Athena’s music played, and she walked out to a standing ovation, accompanied by her husband and toddler. She walked to the ring and in front of a podium.

Athena: Thank you. Thank you so much. I’ve had a lot to think over the past year. My last match…it wasn’t what I envisioned. I always wanted to pass the torch, but to go out like I did…It wasn’t the physical pain that was the worst, it was the emotional pain. I felt like a failure, that I let everyone down. But that injury gave me a new perspective, the importance of family. Being at home and dedicating time to them, I became at peace. I’m ready and I’m excited for this next chapter of my life, to be a great wife and mother!

The crowd cheered for Athena and she raised her hands up to quiet them down after a bit.

Athena: The last thing I want to say, as I referenced, I never got to pass the torch. But I’m going to do it now. Can Kherti Bhakta and Penny Downs join me in the ring?

Kherti and Penny stood from their seats and walked up the ramp, as Athena addressed them.

Athena: Kherti, you made me so proud when you defeated Sekino for that title. This was well earned, and HAW is in great hands with you leading the Women’s division. You are my friend, and you are a champion!

Kherti smiled and thanked Athena, giving her a hug.

Athena: And Penny, I see so much potential in you. You remind me of a younger me, and you’re a true up and coming star. Stay strong, you’ve got a bright future.

Penny nodded, then went over to the microphone.

Penny Downs: Athena, thank you. It means a lot coming from an HAW legend…BUT. I don’t care about potential. I don’t want to be a star of the future. I want to prove that I’m the real deal, right now, and I want to prove that I can defeat the White Tiger and take the title from her!

Kherti also approached the microphone, looking apprehensive.

Kherti Bhakta: Penny, I don’t know if this is the proper forum to express a challenge, but you know what? I accept. You’re on.

Athena: You know, I think this is fitting. Two strong women, two great wrestlers. All I know is, I’m excited for this match, and I’m excited for the future of HAW Women’s division!

The crowd gave one last cheer, and Athena took Penny and Kherti on each arm and exited the ring with them, while Penny and Kherti’s body language was still a bit tense.

Edward Findleton: What a great send off for Athena! And she’ll be proud, as we’re getting to our main event, the Tag Team title match between The Stable and Summer Fun!

The Stable’s music hit, and out came Zoey Chambers, Jenna Ingram, and Hazel Glover. The three stood in the ring ready, and looked up the ramp as Summer Fun’s music played. However after a few moments, no one came out, and the music stopped. The Stable all looked confused.

Edward Findleton: Uhh…well, we’re supposed to have a tag title match.

THE Casey Gains: Wait! Who’s that coming down the ramp?

Edward Findleton: Wait..is that Paisley Alden?!

Walking down the ramp and taking in the surroundings was Paisley Alden. She took a microphone as she entered the ring.

Jenna Ingram: What are YOU doing here? You’re not who we’re supposed to face!

Paisley Alden: Hey, relax, relax. It’s a misunderstanding, that’s all. So, it’s a funny story actually. Daisy and Maple called me, and said “Hey, we think it was you who challenged us while we were in the car, so we accept.” And I didn’t remember doing that, but I also figured it made sense, you know? So I said “Yeah, I challenged you, let’s go.” and they said “Your place or our place?” and I said your place but I just talked to them and they went to my place actually, and I came here.

Hazel Glover: Oh that does make sense, I can see how the confusion happened.

Paisley Alden: So I’m really sorry. I don’t have tag titles to defend.

Zoey Chamber: That’s ok! So uhh….we have some time left on the show still. Want to have a one on one match?

Paisley Alden: Now? I mean…sure, ok.

Edward Findleton: Uhh….well, looks like our new main event is set…it’s…Paisley Alden and it looks like Zoey Chambers!

THE Casey Gains: We’re getting a lawsuit, I know it.

The match started, and it was an evenly paced match. However, Paisley Alden got the better of Zoey Chambers and defeated her in 8:11, surprising the Stable.

Edward Findleton: And…Paisley Alden wins?! Is this even a sanctioned match?

THE Casey Gains: I guess it was. Brenda Moses rang the bell and counted three. So…I’m not sure what it means, but hey, it’s done.

Edward Findleton: I don’t think The Stable is happy but regardless, that’s the outcome for tonight! We’ll see if there’s any more to this when we see everyone next week. Goodnight!

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 Dark Matches: Jack Trailor and Local Legend Danny Miller defeated The Master Bassers (Scott Fisher and Dale Waters), Moonlight defeated Adriana Gomez

The HAW Theme played, and after the intro, it opened up to Freezerman standing in the ring.

Freezerman: Good evening, Boston! Thank you for hosting us as HAW kicks off season 7! We had a great season last year, and we’re hoping to keep that momentum going! We have some new faces, some young rookies, some returning favorites, and best of all, great HAW action every week! We’re going to have a lot of action tonight, because there will be two number one contender’s matches! First is to see who will challenge the HAW Tag Team Champions, RJ Bu and Niko Green. That match, which will be next, will be the O’Toole Brothers vs Mitchell Row and Georgios Stanellis! And then tonight in our main event, we’ll find out who Mayor Briggs will defend his HAW National Championship against, as a four way match takes place with El Espectro, The United States, El Termitas II, and the Demon Lord, Lenin May! So be sure to stick around because-

Freezerman was cut off, as Franco Mancini’s music played. Franco sauntered down to the ring, looking annoyed.

Franco Mancini: You done yet? Because you’re going on and on and you haven’t gotten to me. Your five time HAW World Champion. This crowd, they don’t care about nobodies. They care about this piece of gold I have. And I hear a couple of them booing, and that’s ok. I’m ready to ruin some dreams, so quit stalling and tell me who I’m going to be facing.

Freezerman: Franco, I was getting to that. See, you mentioned you're a five time champion…but that honestly makes you a four time loser. Your opponent at HAW One Way Trip is someone you know well, the person who beat you for that title the first time, and making a long awaited return to HAW!

At that point, Fun Fight Machine’s music started up, and he walked down to the ring to a returning hero’s welcome. Franco showed no fear, nor did Fun Fight Machine, as the two men went face to face. Fun pointed at the title, indicating he wanted it, but Franco just laughed and shook his head, and finally exited the ring.

Edward Findleton: Well folks HAW has officially kicked off! Edward Findleton here, I’m with THE Casey Gains, and this looks to be a great title match!

THE Casey Gains: Both of these men have matured and changed so much since their last one on one title match. Fun has been away wrestling in Japan the past year, and Franco has been dominating HAW. That should be a good one!

Edward Findleton: I couldn’t agree more! And as Freezerman promised, our number one contender’s tag match is next!

The O’Toole Brothers, Sean and Fergus O’Toole, made their entrance, followed by Mitchell Row and Georgios Stanellis, who were accompanied by Scarred Badger and Kitty Kayleen. The O’Toole Brothers put up a good fight, but interference and distractions from Kitty and Badger gave Row and Stanellis the victory, when Georgios caused Sean to tap out with a Boston Crab in 8:26

Edward Findleton: And the Boston crowd must love that!

THE Casey Gains: What? Why?

Edward Findleton: A Boston Crab in Boston tonight! Poetic, right?

THE Casey Gains: I think that’s the last thing on their minds Edward. Stanellis and Row just cheated to a victory, but you know? I give props to them! They came prepared and ready to win!

Edward Findleton: So the Boston Crab thing wasn’t intentional?

THE Casey Gains: Let’s go backstage to Gregory Greystones next interview!

Gregory Greystone: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I’m here with the HAW Women’s Champion, Kherti Bhakta! Kherti, you main evented End of the Trail last year, and defeated Sekino for that title. How did that feel?

Kherti Bhakta: Honestly…it’s been bittersweet. I defeated her. I set a goal and I achieved it but, I still miss my good friend, Athena. It was strange coming to work today, and not seeing her in the locker room, it really set in that she’s retired, and that HAW is entering a new chapter.

Gregory Greystone: I can see where you’re coming from, but I assume you’ve heard the good news?

Kherti Bhakta: I have, and I’m sure the fans will love this too. Athena will be coming out next week to make a final, formal retirement speech. I plan to be there in the ring, but, I want to invite a guest to join me. And that guest is Penny Downs. Without her, I wouldn’t have defeated Sekino. She’s a great young wrestler, and I see a bit of myself in her. So Penny, if you’re watching, it would be an honor to have you stand by my side as we send off one of the greats!

Gregory Greystone: Thank you for your time Kherti!

Elsewhere in the arena, The Stable, Zoey Chambers, Hazel Glover, and Jenna Ingram were walking, discussing a plan.

Zoey Chambers: So we go up to them, and demand a title shot. We have our list of reasons. And if they still say no, we compliment them!

Jenna Ingram: We aren’t complimenting them! Summer Fun won’t be our friends!

As the group turned a corner into the parking bay, they saw a car with smoke coming out of its windows.

Hazel Glover: Oh my god! It’s on fire! Help!

Jenna rushed to the car and opened the door, dragging the driver out, then going to the otherside and getting the passenger out, with the occupants turning out to be Daisy Fields and Maple Blossom.

Daisy Fields: Dude…*cough* why?

Maple Blossom: Yeah officer, we weren’t even speeding.

Zoey Chambers: The car was on fire! Jenna saved you!

Daisy Fields: Oh no that’s just….I mean, oh yeah. Thanks.

Jenna Ingram: And you know what? You should repay us by putting your tag titles on the line against us!

Maple Blossom: Right on…that sounds chill.

Zoey Chambers: ….Really? You’re agreeing? Because we had a big list of reasons why we deserved this.

Daisy Fields: Nah, you girls are awesome. How about we defend against you next week?

Hazel Glover: Deal! We’re taking the deal! Let’s go before they change their minds!

Hazel ushered the rest of the Stable away, as Maple and and Daisy shrugged and got back into their car.

Edward Findleton: Well it looks like we’ve got ourselves a title match main event already planned for next week! But up next, it’s Douglas Brunswick vs Kenneth Cobb!

THE Casey Gains: Last season The Visitors managed to win a three way battle against Brunswick, Trailor, and Miller, I’m sure Brunswick is looking to get back against them!

Douglas Brunswick came out first, while Kenneth Cobb followed, as Cyberhemoth and Glenny Pax stood at the top of the ramp to watch.

Cobb, still seemingly under the control of Pax, tried to launch an aggressive attack against Brunswick, but Brunswick had answers, and eventually pinned The Insomniac in 7:42 after the Lifting Reverse DDT.

Brunswick had a quick celebration raising his arms in victory, but saw Pax had motioned backstage, a group of Visitors started running down the ramp. Brunswick saw he was massively outnumbered, and exited the ring before escaping into the crowd. The Visitors picked Cobb up and carried him to the back, as Pax gave one last look into the audience towards Brunswick.

Edward Findleton: Well it looks like Brunswick and Pax still might have some bad blood between the two! If, Pax has real blood. He might have alien blood, I’m not quite sure! Up next, unfortunately, is a…Pastor James segment…

THE Casey Gains: I still hate that guy.

Pastor James was smiling into the camera in a locker room as the scene switched.

Pastor James: Good evening brothers and sisters, it’s a glorious day once again, all thanks to the Lord! HAW is back! And to be quite honest, we receive the most donations when HAW is airing. It’s understandable, out of sight, out of mind. But you can make up for your forgetfulness by donating today. There should be a link right underneath my face on the screen about now. So go and visit, because-

Dixie Boyle: Hey Pa!

Pastor James: Don’t…don’t call me that. 

Dixie Boyle: Pa-stor James! I think it sounds nice! Now say, did ya ever get them paternity test results back?

Pastor James: Oh, those. Unfortunately, the lab burnt down in a fire. It’s impossible for us to ever get those results, and you’re only allowed one test in your life. I’m sorry.

Dixie Boyle: Well that’s ok, because you’re still my father! And I was wondering if maybe I could get a room mate? I have a really good friend I’d like you to meet, she’s my friend from VCW! Ivy Clarke!

Entering the lockerroom was Ivy Clarke.

Ivy Clarke: Thanks Dixie. You know, I think I forgot my purse in the rental car, can you go get that for me?

Dixie nodded and left, while James sighed.

Pastor James: Nope, I already have one person leeching off of me, I’m not having two. Go back to whatever truckstop Dixie found you at…so that you can find peace with the Lord.

Ivy Clarke:  You must not know me very well, Calhoun. See, I don’t really need you. Maybe, you don’t need me. But what I do think…is you and I are a lot alike. Our brains work the same. I think together, we can practically control HAW. The money, the power..together, I think you and I would be unstoppable.

James seemed to be thinking hard, and smiled. Dixie ran back into the room with the purse at that point.

Pastor James: …Dixie, thank you. I think Ivy would be a great roommate for you. Let’s have her come to the shows every week…I think we’ll all benefit.

Back at ringside, Casey was seen throwing a brown paper bag under the announce table.

THE Casey Gains: Sorry, I almost hurled watching that. That couldn’t have cut away sooner.

Edward Findleton: Let’s never speak of it again as we head to our main event!

The HAW National Champion, Mayor Briggs, walked out first, and was with Bigg Pimpin’ Alex and oddly enough, two of the competitors, El Espectro and The United States. Briggs seemed to give them a pep talk, then took a seat near ringside.

Edward Findleton: Briggs has been paying those two for quite some time, this could be an interesting match four way match. 

The other opponents, Demon Lord Lenin May and El Termitas II made their respective entrances.

THE Casey Gains: A huge match for a rookie in Lenin May, and El Termitas who’s been trying to solidify his place in HAW. A win tonight will do both of these guys some good!

As the match started, it almost worked like a tag match, with El Espectro and The USA teaming up, forcing an uneasy alliance between Termitas and May. When Termitas and May got the upperhand, Lenin May backstabbed Termitas with a low blow, but couldn’t get the cover. Espectro and USA were able to recover, and as USA fought May, El Espectro managed to deliver an Inverted Stomp Facebreaker to Termitas and pick up the win in 12:51.

As the bell rung, Briggs got up and celebrated. He rushed to the ring, and Briggs, Alex and USA both hugged El Espectro.

Edward Findleton: I’m not sure what Briggs has planned, but it looks like it’s coming true.

THE Casey Gains: His good friend is now the #1 contender for the National Championship. That seems like a solid plan on it’s own.

Edward Findleton: Well folks, we’re just about out of time, but thank you for joining us for HAW! We’ll see you next week, good night!

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