*The show started off with Bigg Pimpin' Alex and Jet Black were in the ring, pacing around, microphones in hand*

Alex: Strange Crew! Get out here now! Bring Jessie back!

Jet Black: Face us head on! Don't jump us! Even odds!

*The jumbotron came on, and it showed Hawaii and Drizzles in a hotel room*

Drizzles: We are not, at the show. Of course, neither is, your former ho! So just please settle down, and be more nice. Because there's no way we'll pay your price!

Alex: Enough of that crap! Come here and fight us like men!

Hawaii: Oh, is that what you are, Mr. Pimpin'? You're a real man, aren't you? Because all I've ever seen was a greedy coward.

Jet Black: We are not cowards! We are here right now! We are ready to fight!

Hawaii: Well good for you! I'm proud of you! You've turned the corner! This...this is all we ever wanted. Was for everyone to get along! Get a fair match, called down the middle...wow...it feels good to be on the same page. We're best friends now, right?

Alex: The hell we are! Give us back Jessie!

Hawaii: You realize that Miss Parran isn't a possession? She isn't your Tag Team Titles. She's a human.

Alex: Shut up! This is all about these titles. You want these so bad? Fine! We'll defend them against you next week! You just give us back Jessie!

*Hawaii and Drizzles looked at each other, then nodded excitedly*

Hawaii: This was a great bonding moment between all five of us. We're all going to get what we want! We'll see you in that ring next week for a Tag Team Title match. And you will get to see Jessie.....next week as well! Fair is fair, men! Hahahaha! *The feed cut out. Alex and Jet Black pumped each other a bit, ready for next week, and went to the back*

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*Crash MuscleGate and Frederic St. Pierre were at the backstage interview area with Gregory Greystone*

Gregory: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here with the MuscleGang...Crash and Frederic!

Crash: I am pleased to be here Gregory, and I am happy to answer your questions!

Gregory: Then I'll start with you Crash. Last week, you lost to former MuscleGang member, Lovable Liam. The week before, you got pinned by Ruslan Panov in a tag match. The week before that, you lost the world championship ladder match.

Crash: Ok....

Gregory: Wait, I did my research! The last time you won a match here in HAW was September 29, 2012. That makes in 1,587 days since your last victory.

Crash: Alright already...

Gregory: And that was actually a handicap match! The last fair match you-

Crash: Shut up! I get the point! Gregory...this interview isn't even about me. It should be about this guy right here, Frederic St. Pierre! The true number one contender for the HAW National Championship!

Frederic: Not just the number one contender, the rightful holder!

Gregory: Well Frederic, while you never lost the belt....you did vacate it when you left the company.

Frederic: It was very convenient, non? We leave HAW because a new season had not been picked up...and as soon as we go elsewhere, HAW starts up again! I was left with so little choice. But! I am back now. I plan to take back my title.

Crash: Oh God...Look who it is. *Mitchell Row walked into the interview area*

Mitchell: It really sucks to have your interview be interrupted by someone you hate, right? Although...not as bad as having a multi-year losing streak!

Crash: At least I'm not dumb enough to defend my title in a six man match!

Mitchell: When was the last time you had a title to defend? *Frederic pushed Mitchell Row a few feet away. Row came back and got right up into St. Pierre's face*

Frederic: We earn our title shots. We do not beg friends for title shots. And both of us will be successful soon.

Mitchell: You earn your shots? How about this? You and I go one on one. Winner gets Ruslan.

Frederic: ...Deal.

Mitchell: I'll see you out in the ring. *Mitchell and Frederic had an intense stare down, before Mitchell walked off*

Crash: Yeah! Run away coward! *Crash put his hand on Frederic's shoulder* I got your back buddy!

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Frederic St. Pierre defeated Mitchell Row with the help of Crash MuscleGate interference. St. Pierre will face off against Ruslan Panov. for the HAW National Championship.

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Lovable Liam battled The Behemoth in the tournament finals. The Behemoth won, earning a title match against James Calhourn

*After the match, The Behemoth was still celebrating, when his music stopped, and Calhoun's played. James Calhoun came out to the ramp, smiling and clapping. He could be seen mouthing good luck as the show went off the air*

*Kitty Kayleen was backstage. She saw Orville Morgan in the distance, and approached him.*

Kitty: Hello Orville.

Orville: Kitty Kayleen. You dare show your face to me? You should leave me sight before I send my attack dog onto this cat.

Kitty: A little upset, are we? Because your attack dog looked more like a puppy, and I looked like a tiger.

Orville: That will happen when two women focus solely on my Rachel! You should have never even been there! A debuting wrestler getting a title shot...ridiculous!

Kitty: Look at the roster for the women. There's a missing prostitute in Jessie Parran. There's a strong and powerful woman in Athena. An evil, yet cocky, woman in Rachel. Her opponent Crystal Cyclone tonight is a bit wild. HAW needed someone with a bit of...class. At the end of the day, I best exemplify that.

Orville: Class won't keep you on top for long.

Kitty: Very true. The only way to stay on top...is to crush the people beneath you. I think I'd like to start out with you and Rachel. Tarnish your dreams before they have a chance to grow...I'll defend against her at the next large event. Let's just hope she's able to atleast beat Crystal Cyclone. Good luck Orville.

*Orville glared at Kitty Kayleen as she walked off*

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Crystal Cyclone gave it her all, but couldn't overcome Rachel. Orville Morgan was thrown out by the referee Dennis Thompson mid match.

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Edward Findleton: What a show it's been so far! We'll have more after this commercial break!

*An advertisement began to play. Happy corporate music played and children running around in a sunny, suburban neighborhood was shown. James Calhoun walked into frame*

James Calhoun: Hi, I'm James Calhoun, your new HAW World Champion. Winning this title has meant a lot to me...but what does it mean to you? I'm here to set your mind at ease.

*Cut to James Calhoun throwing a football to a kid, then looking into the camera*

James Calhoun: When I come down to the ring, I know what I'm representing. A great company, and the best fans in the world.

*The James Calhoun voice over continued, as it showed shots of him at a school posing with children, helping construction workers with a building, and laughing with various people*

James Calhoun: I've decided to give back to this wonderful wrestling community. Because I was raised by my father to know, that a man is only as good as the company he surrounds himself with.

*Cut to James Calhoun walking along the steps of a government building*

James Calhoun: So when I go out to that ring, remember that I'm fighting for you! And I want you to fight with me! Because I need you! I need you to spread the word!

*Cut to car mechanic putting a James Calhoun bumper sticker on a car*

Mechanic: Buy a bumper sticker!

*Cut to three women, each with James Calhoun shirts*

Women: Wear a shirt!

*Cut to a group of factory workers standing together, loud machines all around them*

Workers: And make some noise!

*Cut back to Calhoun, standing with the whole community behind him*

James Calhoun: I can promise I have more fun surprises for all of you, the HAW fans! So I just need to ask one last time...Do you guys support the James Calhoun title reign?

*The crowd behind him cheered, and Calhoun smiled and laughed. The camera froze on him, a James Calhoun logo and website appearing*

Announcer: ThismessagepaidformyJamesCalhoun.AllprofitsfrommerchandisegodirectlytoJamesCalhoun.

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In the next tournament match, Lovable Liam took on Crash MuscleGate. Liam used his power, and Crash seemed to have his submissions to his advantage, but in the end, a vicious crotch grab by Liam caused Crash to say he had enough, and Liam advanced to the finals to face The Behemoth. Crash MuscleGate had no comment after the match.

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Edward Findleton: This is the main event coming up! Bigg Pimpin' Alex vs Hawaii! This match is going to be personal!

*Bigg Pimpin' Alex's music hits, and he heads out to the ring*

Edward Findleton: Alex looks more serious than normal! I think that's a sign of true love right there. He is going out there and making sure his girlfriend is safe from a bunch of sickos! I think every woman needs a Bigg Pimpin' Alex in their life!

*Alex's music stopped, and he looked at the ramp, ready for Hawaii. The Strange Crew's music played, but after a while, nobody came out, and the music stopped. Alex shouted at the ref, trying to figure out what was going on, when the jumbotron suddenly showed a camera following Hawaii backstage*

Hawaii: Let's continue the tour, shall we? And in this room here is...why, it's Jessie Parran's locker room! Let's go in, shall we?

*Hawaii entered the room. It appeared to be a normal locker room, until the camera panned down onto an unconscious Jet Black, Tag Team title draped across his chest*

Hawaii: Look! Look! It happened! The idiots didn't listen to us! And now, consequences have been handed out! But don't worry Alex! You still have what really matters most to you! *Hawaii picked up the Tag Team title from Jet Black and sharply inhaled its scent.* ....That is, you have these...for now. *Hawaii threw the title back on Black's body* So sorry you didn't listen! Toodles Alex! *Hawaii began to walk away, then stopped. He picked up Jessie's bag* Oh...I better bring this to her. She's going to need it since she won't be seeing you two anytime soon! Hahaha! *The jumbotron cut out, and Alex bolted to the back*

Edward Findleton: I think our main event is canceled tonight but the bigger story is...What has happened to Jessie Parran?! Hopefully we get more information next week!

*The show begins, and James Calhoun is standing in the middle of the ring with his World Title, smiling from ear to ear. He gives a wave to the crowd, who respond with booing him. Calhoun chuckles, then brings the microphone to his mouth*

Calhoun: Wow! Bit of a tough crowd here tonight, right? Well that's okay! Everyone has different favorite wrestlers, I respect that...but unfortunately, it seems your favorite wrestlers didn't get the job done...because last week, I became HAW World Champion!

*Calhoun holds up the title, drawing more anger from the crowd*

Calhoun: Listen here folks, I really sympathize with you. I understand your frustration! Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. As your world champion...I want to make all of you happy. I dedicate this title reign to all of you! And even if you still don't support me, that's fine! Because I'm here to announce that the number one contender for my championship will be......decided through a tournament! Next week, we will see....Crash Musclegate take on Lovable Liam! *The crowd cheered at that, Calhoun looking a bit proud of himself* But tonight you people want to see some action! You want to see power! You want to see high risk moves...well I'm going to give it to you! This four man tournament begins now, with the first match being....The Behemoth vs Fun Fight Machine! *Calhoun exited the ring, the crowd cheering with excitement for the show to kick off*

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In a hard fought match, the power of The Behemoth overcame the aerial offense of Fun Fight Machine. With a vicious knee to the head, Fun Fight Machine needed stitches after the match, while The Behemoth moves on to the finals of the tournament.

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*Jessie Parran was sitting in the locker room, looking distraught. There was a knock on the door, and Bigg Pimpin' Alex came into the room*

Alex: Hey babe...what's wrong? You haven't been yourself lately.

Jessie: Didn't you hear..."them" last week? They were threatening to kidnap me if you didn't relinquish your titles!

Alex: I told you not to worry about those freaks! They won't be able to hurt you, I never let any harm come to my girls.

Jessie: Drizzles and Hawaii though are just so...different.

Alex: Look, I'll make you a promise. I'll get a match with one of them next week, beat some sense into them, and they won't want to mess with us after that. So quit being in such a sour mood, it doesn't look good on us when you act like that.

Jessie: Ok....I'll trust you Alex. But...I'd rather be home this week. I don't like it here.

Alex: If it gets you to stop being this way, then that's what we'll do. Come on, let's go. *Alex helped Jessie up, they grabbed their belongings, and exited*

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*Mitchell Row was at the backstage interview area with Gregory Greystone*

Gregory: Hello ladies and gentlemen! It's a new season here at HAW, and I'm joined by former HAW World Champion, Mitchell Row! Mitchell, how are you doing one week after losing your championship in a six way ladder match?

Mitchell Row: A bit beat up Gregory, but no worse for wear! I knew what I had to do going into that match, and I didn't get it done. That's ok though. I'm setting myself onto new goals...and....*Something caught Mitchell Row's eyes off camera* Well, it looks like I can actually see one of them right now!

*Walking into view was Ruslan Panov and his National Title. Ruslan extended his hand, and Row shook*

Ruslan: You put a good effort in last week. It was a good match.

Mitchell Row: You gave it your all as well. And quite frankly, I'd love to see you give it your all against me, one on one....for that title.

Ruslan: I respect you man. You've got a fighter's heart, I like that. We'll have that match!

Gregory: Wow! A National Title match has been made right here in this interview! This really proves that-

Frederic: Excusez-Moi! Excuzes-Moi! *Frederic St. Pierre and Crash Musclegate walked into the interview area* Non non non...matches do not just made like that. Wrestlers do not just talk and say a match is made! A wrestler proves his worth...by winning!

Crash: Yeah! This guy is a winner! He won his match!

Frederic: It is only fair...that I, Frederic St. Pierre, challenge for the National Title!

Ruslan: A spoiled Frenchmen thinks he can take my championship?

Frederic: Hah. Need I remind you that I never lost that belt...It was vacated.

Crash: Exactly! That title actually belongs to St. Pierre! Look up the laws!

Mitchell: Crash, just shut up. Why are you even here? I mean...you haven't even ever held a title!

Crash: Really? You're going there?! *Crash got up into Row's face. Panov got closer to Crash, and Frederic pulled Crash away*

Frederic: Your insults mean nothing to us. We are the superior athletes! Let's prove it out in the ring now...with a tag match.

*Panov and Row looked at each other, and nodded*

Panov: Yeah...we'll see you out there. We'll figure out these title stipulations later....

*The two teams went their separate ways, leaving Gregory alone*

Gregory: It looks like that match is next! It should be a good one!

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This tag team match was dominated by the Muscle Gang in the early parts, but Mitchell Row and Ruslan Panov came on strong at the end to pick up the victory.

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Recap

*The HAW theme song plays, and the show starts. The crowd is cheering, and Ruslan Panov stands in the ring, waiting for the crowd to die down*

Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to Hazardous Awesome Wrestling! I am your commentator Edward Findleton! We are back, and our owner, Ruslan Panov, is getting ready to address the crowd...if they ever stop cheering!

*Ruslan motions for the crowd to quiet down, and he finally brings the microphone up to his mouth*

Ruslan: HAW is back on the air!

*The crowd cheers, chanting HAW. The chants finally die down allowing Ruslan to speak*

Ruslan: The last match HAW had was a few years ago, and it was for ownership HAW. Now nobody wanted Rat to win, he just stuck his nose into everyone's business. It was anybody but him...and....that turned out to be me. I won the match, and I became owner of HAW, and I immediately fired Rat, and he is not here tonight for this reunion! *The crowd cheered* But it wasn't all great. Our contract for the season was up. And truth be told, I've always been a wrestler, not a business man. It took a lot of hard work, but I finally got HAW back! *Crowd pop*

Edward Findleton: Once again, this is why Ruslan Panov is the best owner in HAW history! I love this man for getting us back on the air.

Ruslan: All this being said...I just came out here to announce that while I take pride in being reigned HAW National Champion....I never wanted to be owner....so I sold this company to a person I knew who would never interfere the way Rat interfered. A person who respects wrestling because he was a wrestler. I present to all of you, the owner of HAW who will lead this company forward.....Freezer Man!

*Freezer Man's theme plays, and the crowd cheers*

Edward Findleton: Freezer Man? Freezer Man is our new owner? Well...good for him! He was always a great wrestler, and thank god that commie Ruslan Panov is no longer the owner!

*Freezer Man got to the ring, shook Ruslan's hand, and took the mic*

Freezer Man: I appreciate that reception, I really do. But honestly, I hope that's the only time I hear it. If things go according to plan, a retired man like myself won't be in this ring...it will be wrestlers! And don't give a long drawn out cheer for that, I'm just going to quickly say my piece and get out of here! There are four matches on the card tonight! Your main event will be for the HAW World Championship, and it will be a ladder match! Challenging your reigning World Champion, Mitchell Row, will be the man you just saw...Ruslan Panov! As well as....James Calhoun! The Behemoth! Crash Musclegate! And former three time HAW World Champion.........Franco Mancini! *The crowd started cheering at the sheer star power in the match*

Edward Findleton: Wow! The deck is stacked against Michell Row....but you can't even argue with Freezer Man, that's going to be a great match!

Freezer Man: We also will have ourselves a match for the Tag Team championships...Jet Black and Bigg Pimpin' Alex will defend against.....The O'Toole Brothers!

Edward Findleton: It's going to be great to see Bigg Pimpin' Alex again! I wonder if he's proposed to his girlfriend Jessie Parran yet?

Freezer Man: There will be a Woman's Title match....Rachel Porter will defend against Athena...AND...a newly debuting talent!

Edward Findleton: I hope it's not that woman in catering I told to get me more ice!

Freezer Man: But before all of that, we are having our first match...a good old fashioned grudge match! Fun Fight Machine, Frederic St. Pierre, Lovable Liam, and Oden Schreiner will face off in a four way match right now! *Freezer man exited the ring to the cheering crowd, as the lights dimmed preparing for the first entrant to the upcoming match*

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*Jet Black, Bigg Pimpin' Alex, and Jessie Parran were all in the ring, celebrating their title defense, when the music cut off, and the jumbotron showed Drizzles the Clown and Hawaii in a darkened back stage area*

Hawaii: Look at that Drizzles! Those freaks won again! They destroyed the O'Toole Brothers! These two are true champions, able to win fairly! Fair and square...fair and square...but wait! Wait....Drizzles...my memory...my memory....is coming back! Didn't they...cheat when they beat us for the titles? Didn't that little strumpet out there keep interfering? Didn't she cost us?! OUR titles?! She cost us our titles! So please, oh please, for everyone's sake...just put them down in the ring, head back, and let us have our titles back.

Drizzles: Listen here closely, Alex and Jet. The following words are certainly a threat. For years we sat by, silent and still. But now is the time, to go for the kill! We want our titles back, it's so simple you see. Yet we expect that this tag team, will ignore our plea. So we'll play like cheats, to even the scores...and sneak on by, and take something that is yours!

Hawaii: Sweet dreams, Miss Parran! HAHAHAHAH!

*The feed cut off. Jessie looked around nervously, then towards Alex. Alex could be overheard telling her she'll be safe. Alex and Jet Black escorted a shaken Jessie out of the ring and up the ramp, looking around cautiously the entire time*

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*Orville Morgan was with Rachel Porter backstage*

Orville: Absolutely unbelievable! We agree to come back to HAW, to defend the title that we own...and immediately, you have to defend against not only Athena, but a mystery opponent? This is unacceptable! I won't stand for this! Someone like you doesn't deserve this treatment!

*Rachel held up her hand to stop Orville*

Rachel: I've heard they've all said. They've called me weak because you helped me win the title. I will go out there alone. I'll defeat both challengers.

Orville: ...You better. Go now, prove it.

*Rachel grabbed her title and walked away*

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*The Main Event is about to start. A locker room name tag reading "Mitchell Row" is on a door. It opens up, and out steps Row. He takes a few steps, and immediately runs into Ruslan Panov, waiting outside his door.*

Ruslan: Hey man, I just want to say...I respect you for putting this title on the line in this type of match. It means a lot to me.

Mitchell Row: You did what you said you were going to do. You got Rat out. And you brought back HAW. The fans tonight deserve to see a great main event after all these years. I need to defend this title for them.

Ruslan: That's awesome to hear. Good luck out there tonight.

Mitchell: You too Ruslan. Oh...and by the way....on the off chance I don't retain.......your national championship looks pretty good.

*The two men stared at each other, then laughed. They shook hands, and walked off separately*