Tuesday, January 31, 2017

*The show started off with Bigg Pimpin' Alex and Jet Black were in the ring, pacing around, microphones in hand*

Alex: Strange Crew! Get out here now! Bring Jessie back!

Jet Black: Face us head on! Don't jump us! Even odds!

*The jumbotron came on, and it showed Hawaii and Drizzles in a hotel room*

Drizzles: We are not, at the show. Of course, neither is, your former ho! So just please settle down, and be more nice. Because there's no way we'll pay your price!

Alex: Enough of that crap! Come here and fight us like men!

Hawaii: Oh, is that what you are, Mr. Pimpin'? You're a real man, aren't you? Because all I've ever seen was a greedy coward.

Jet Black: We are not cowards! We are here right now! We are ready to fight!

Hawaii: Well good for you! I'm proud of you! You've turned the corner! This...this is all we ever wanted. Was for everyone to get along! Get a fair match, called down the middle...wow...it feels good to be on the same page. We're best friends now, right?

Alex: The hell we are! Give us back Jessie!

Hawaii: You realize that Miss Parran isn't a possession? She isn't your Tag Team Titles. She's a human.

Alex: Shut up! This is all about these titles. You want these so bad? Fine! We'll defend them against you next week! You just give us back Jessie!

*Hawaii and Drizzles looked at each other, then nodded excitedly*

Hawaii: This was a great bonding moment between all five of us. We're all going to get what we want! We'll see you in that ring next week for a Tag Team Title match. And you will get to see Jessie.....next week as well! Fair is fair, men! Hahahaha! *The feed cut out. Alex and Jet Black pumped each other a bit, ready for next week, and went to the back*

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*Crash MuscleGate and Frederic St. Pierre were at the backstage interview area with Gregory Greystone*

Gregory: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here with the MuscleGang...Crash and Frederic!

Crash: I am pleased to be here Gregory, and I am happy to answer your questions!

Gregory: Then I'll start with you Crash. Last week, you lost to former MuscleGang member, Lovable Liam. The week before, you got pinned by Ruslan Panov in a tag match. The week before that, you lost the world championship ladder match.

Crash: Ok....

Gregory: Wait, I did my research! The last time you won a match here in HAW was September 29, 2012. That makes in 1,587 days since your last victory.

Crash: Alright already...

Gregory: And that was actually a handicap match! The last fair match you-

Crash: Shut up! I get the point! Gregory...this interview isn't even about me. It should be about this guy right here, Frederic St. Pierre! The true number one contender for the HAW National Championship!

Frederic: Not just the number one contender, the rightful holder!

Gregory: Well Frederic, while you never lost the belt....you did vacate it when you left the company.

Frederic: It was very convenient, non? We leave HAW because a new season had not been picked up...and as soon as we go elsewhere, HAW starts up again! I was left with so little choice. But! I am back now. I plan to take back my title.

Crash: Oh God...Look who it is. *Mitchell Row walked into the interview area*

Mitchell: It really sucks to have your interview be interrupted by someone you hate, right? Although...not as bad as having a multi-year losing streak!

Crash: At least I'm not dumb enough to defend my title in a six man match!

Mitchell: When was the last time you had a title to defend? *Frederic pushed Mitchell Row a few feet away. Row came back and got right up into St. Pierre's face*

Frederic: We earn our title shots. We do not beg friends for title shots. And both of us will be successful soon.

Mitchell: You earn your shots? How about this? You and I go one on one. Winner gets Ruslan.

Frederic: ...Deal.

Mitchell: I'll see you out in the ring. *Mitchell and Frederic had an intense stare down, before Mitchell walked off*

Crash: Yeah! Run away coward! *Crash put his hand on Frederic's shoulder* I got your back buddy!

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Frederic St. Pierre defeated Mitchell Row with the help of Crash MuscleGate interference. St. Pierre will face off against Ruslan Panov. for the HAW National Championship.

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Lovable Liam battled The Behemoth in the tournament finals. The Behemoth won, earning a title match against James Calhourn



*After the match, The Behemoth was still celebrating, when his music stopped, and Calhoun's played. James Calhoun came out to the ramp, smiling and clapping. He could be seen mouthing good luck as the show went off the air*






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