*The HAW theme song plays, and the show
starts. The crowd is cheering, and Ruslan Panov stands in the ring,
waiting for the crowd to die down*
Edward Findleton: Welcome everyone to
Hazardous Awesome Wrestling! I am your commentator Edward Findleton!
We are back, and our owner, Ruslan Panov, is getting ready to address
the crowd...if they ever stop cheering!
*Ruslan motions for the crowd to quiet
down, and he finally brings the microphone up to his mouth*
Ruslan: HAW is back on the air!
*The crowd cheers, chanting HAW. The
chants finally die down allowing Ruslan to speak*
Ruslan: The last match HAW had was a
few years ago, and it was for ownership HAW. Now nobody wanted Rat to
win, he just stuck his nose into everyone's business. It was anybody
but him...and....that turned out to be me. I won the match, and I
became owner of HAW, and I immediately fired Rat, and he is not here
tonight for this reunion! *The crowd cheered* But it wasn't all
great. Our contract for the season was up. And truth be told, I've
always been a wrestler, not a business man. It took a lot of hard
work, but I finally got HAW back! *Crowd pop*
Edward Findleton: Once again, this is
why Ruslan Panov is the best owner in HAW history! I love this man
for getting us back on the air.
Ruslan: All this being said...I just
came out here to announce that while I take pride in being reigned
HAW National Champion....I never wanted to be owner....so I sold this
company to a person I knew who would never interfere the way Rat
interfered. A person who respects wrestling because he was a
wrestler. I present to all of you, the owner of HAW who will lead
this company forward.....Freezer Man!
*Freezer Man's theme plays, and the
crowd cheers*
Edward Findleton: Freezer Man? Freezer
Man is our new owner? Well...good for him! He was always a great
wrestler, and thank god that commie Ruslan Panov is no longer the
owner!
*Freezer Man got to the ring, shook
Ruslan's hand, and took the mic*
Freezer Man: I appreciate that
reception, I really do. But honestly, I hope that's the only time I
hear it. If things go according to plan, a retired man like myself
won't be in this ring...it will be wrestlers! And don't give a long
drawn out cheer for that, I'm just going to quickly say my piece and
get out of here! There are four matches on the card tonight! Your
main event will be for the HAW World Championship, and it will be a
ladder match! Challenging your reigning World Champion, Mitchell Row,
will be the man you just saw...Ruslan Panov! As well as....James
Calhoun! The Behemoth! Crash Musclegate! And former three time HAW
World Champion.........Franco Mancini! *The crowd started cheering at
the sheer star power in the match*
Edward Findleton: Wow! The deck is
stacked against Michell Row....but you can't even argue with Freezer
Man, that's going to be a great match!
Freezer Man: We also will have
ourselves a match for the Tag Team championships...Jet Black and Bigg
Pimpin' Alex will defend against.....The O'Toole Brothers!
Edward Findleton: It's going to be
great to see Bigg Pimpin' Alex again! I wonder if he's proposed to
his girlfriend Jessie Parran yet?
Freezer Man: There will be a Woman's
Title match....Rachel Porter will defend against Athena...AND...a
newly debuting talent!
Edward Findleton: I hope it's not that
woman in catering I told to get me more ice!
Freezer Man: But before all of that, we
are having our first match...a good old fashioned grudge match! Fun
Fight Machine, Frederic St. Pierre, Lovable Liam, and Oden Schreiner
will face off in a four way match right now! *Freezer man exited the
ring to the cheering crowd, as the lights dimmed preparing for the
first entrant to the upcoming match*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Jet Black, Bigg Pimpin' Alex, and
Jessie Parran were all in the ring, celebrating their title defense,
when the music cut off, and the jumbotron showed Drizzles the Clown
and Hawaii in a darkened back stage area*
Hawaii: Look at that Drizzles! Those
freaks won again! They destroyed the O'Toole Brothers! These two are
true champions, able to win fairly! Fair and square...fair and
square...but wait! Wait....Drizzles...my memory...my memory....is
coming back! Didn't they...cheat when they beat us for the titles?
Didn't that little strumpet out there keep interfering? Didn't she
cost us?! OUR titles?! She cost us our titles! So please, oh please,
for everyone's sake...just put them down in the ring, head back, and
let us have our titles back.
Drizzles: Listen here closely, Alex and
Jet. The following words are certainly a threat. For years we sat by,
silent and still. But now is the time, to go for the kill! We want
our titles back, it's so simple you see. Yet we expect that this tag
team, will ignore our plea. So we'll play like cheats, to even the
scores...and sneak on by, and take something that is yours!
Hawaii: Sweet dreams, Miss Parran!
HAHAHAHAH!
*The feed cut off. Jessie looked around
nervously, then towards Alex. Alex could be overheard telling her
she'll be safe. Alex and Jet Black escorted a shaken Jessie out of
the ring and up the ramp, looking around cautiously the entire time*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Orville Morgan was with Rachel Porter
backstage*
Orville: Absolutely unbelievable! We
agree to come back to HAW, to defend the title that we own...and
immediately, you have to defend against not only Athena, but a
mystery opponent? This is unacceptable! I won't stand for this!
Someone like you doesn't deserve this treatment!
*Rachel held up her hand to stop
Orville*
Rachel: I've heard they've all said.
They've called me weak because you helped me win the title. I will go
out there alone. I'll defeat both challengers.
Orville: ...You better. Go now, prove
it.
*Rachel grabbed her title and walked
away*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*The Main Event is about to start. A
locker room name tag reading "Mitchell Row" is on a door.
It opens up, and out steps Row. He takes a few steps, and immediately
runs into Ruslan Panov, waiting outside his door.*
Ruslan: Hey man, I just want to say...I
respect you for putting this title on the line in this type of match.
It means a lot to me.
Mitchell Row: You did what you said you
were going to do. You got Rat out. And you brought back HAW. The
fans tonight deserve to see a great main event after all these years.
I need to defend this title for them.
Ruslan: That's awesome to hear. Good
luck out there tonight.
Mitchell: You too Ruslan. Oh...and by
the way....on the off chance I don't retain.......your national
championship looks pretty good.
*The two men stared at each other, then
laughed. They shook hands, and walked off separately*
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