Wednesday, January 25, 2017


*Kitty Kayleen was backstage. She saw Orville Morgan in the distance, and approached him.*

Kitty: Hello Orville.

Orville: Kitty Kayleen. You dare show your face to me? You should leave me sight before I send my attack dog onto this cat.

Kitty: A little upset, are we? Because your attack dog looked more like a puppy, and I looked like a tiger.

Orville: That will happen when two women focus solely on my Rachel! You should have never even been there! A debuting wrestler getting a title shot...ridiculous!

Kitty: Look at the roster for the women. There's a missing prostitute in Jessie Parran. There's a strong and powerful woman in Athena. An evil, yet cocky, woman in Rachel. Her opponent Crystal Cyclone tonight is a bit wild. HAW needed someone with a bit of...class. At the end of the day, I best exemplify that.

Orville: Class won't keep you on top for long.

Kitty: Very true. The only way to stay on top...is to crush the people beneath you. I think I'd like to start out with you and Rachel. Tarnish your dreams before they have a chance to grow...I'll defend against her at the next large event. Let's just hope she's able to atleast beat Crystal Cyclone. Good luck Orville.

*Orville glared at Kitty Kayleen as she walked off*

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Crystal Cyclone gave it her all, but couldn't overcome Rachel. Orville Morgan was thrown out by the referee Dennis Thompson mid match.

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Edward Findleton: What a show it's been so far! We'll have more after this commercial break!


*An advertisement began to play. Happy corporate music played and children running around in a sunny, suburban neighborhood was shown. James Calhoun walked into frame*

James Calhoun: Hi, I'm James Calhoun, your new HAW World Champion. Winning this title has meant a lot to me...but what does it mean to you? I'm here to set your mind at ease.

*Cut to James Calhoun throwing a football to a kid, then looking into the camera*

James Calhoun: When I come down to the ring, I know what I'm representing. A great company, and the best fans in the world.

*The James Calhoun voice over continued, as it showed shots of him at a school posing with children, helping construction workers with a building, and laughing with various people*

James Calhoun: I've decided to give back to this wonderful wrestling community. Because I was raised by my father to know, that a man is only as good as the company he surrounds himself with.

*Cut to James Calhoun walking along the steps of a government building*

James Calhoun: So when I go out to that ring, remember that I'm fighting for you! And I want you to fight with me! Because I need you! I need you to spread the word!

*Cut to car mechanic putting a James Calhoun bumper sticker on a car*

Mechanic: Buy a bumper sticker!

*Cut to three women, each with James Calhoun shirts*

Women: Wear a shirt!

*Cut to a group of factory workers standing together, loud machines all around them*

Workers: And make some noise!

*Cut back to Calhoun, standing with the whole community behind him*

James Calhoun: I can promise I have more fun surprises for all of you, the HAW fans! So I just need to ask one last time...Do you guys support the James Calhoun title reign?

*The crowd behind him cheered, and Calhoun smiled and laughed. The camera froze on him, a James Calhoun logo and website appearing*

Announcer: ThismessagepaidformyJamesCalhoun.AllprofitsfrommerchandisegodirectlytoJamesCalhoun.



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In the next tournament match, Lovable Liam took on Crash MuscleGate. Liam used his power, and Crash seemed to have his submissions to his advantage, but in the end, a vicious crotch grab by Liam caused Crash to say he had enough, and Liam advanced to the finals to face The Behemoth. Crash MuscleGate had no comment after the match.



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Edward Findleton: This is the main event coming up! Bigg Pimpin' Alex vs Hawaii! This match is going to be personal!

*Bigg Pimpin' Alex's music hits, and he heads out to the ring*

Edward Findleton: Alex looks more serious than normal! I think that's a sign of true love right there. He is going out there and making sure his girlfriend is safe from a bunch of sickos! I think every woman needs a Bigg Pimpin' Alex in their life!

*Alex's music stopped, and he looked at the ramp, ready for Hawaii. The Strange Crew's music played, but after a while, nobody came out, and the music stopped. Alex shouted at the ref, trying to figure out what was going on, when the jumbotron suddenly showed a camera following Hawaii backstage*

Hawaii: Let's continue the tour, shall we? And in this room here is...why, it's Jessie Parran's locker room! Let's go in, shall we?

*Hawaii entered the room. It appeared to be a normal locker room, until the camera panned down onto an unconscious Jet Black, Tag Team title draped across his chest*

Hawaii: Look! Look! It happened! The idiots didn't listen to us! And now, consequences have been handed out! But don't worry Alex! You still have what really matters most to you! *Hawaii picked up the Tag Team title from Jet Black and sharply inhaled its scent.* ....That is, you have these...for now. *Hawaii threw the title back on Black's body* So sorry you didn't listen! Toodles Alex! *Hawaii began to walk away, then stopped. He picked up Jessie's bag* Oh...I better bring this to her. She's going to need it since she won't be seeing you two anytime soon! Hahaha! *The jumbotron cut out, and Alex bolted to the back*


Edward Findleton: I think our main event is canceled tonight but the bigger story is...What has happened to Jessie Parran?! Hopefully we get more information next week!





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