*Kitty Kayleen was backstage. She saw
Orville Morgan in the distance, and approached him.*
Kitty: Hello Orville.
Orville: Kitty Kayleen. You dare show
your face to me? You should leave me sight before I send my attack
dog onto this cat.
Kitty: A little upset, are we? Because
your attack dog looked more like a puppy, and I looked like a tiger.
Orville: That will happen when two
women focus solely on my Rachel! You should have never even been
there! A debuting wrestler getting a title shot...ridiculous!
Kitty: Look at the roster for the
women. There's a missing prostitute in Jessie Parran. There's a
strong and powerful woman in Athena. An evil, yet cocky, woman in
Rachel. Her opponent Crystal Cyclone tonight is a bit wild. HAW
needed someone with a bit of...class. At the end of the day, I best
exemplify that.
Orville: Class won't keep you on top
for long.
Kitty: Very true. The only way to stay
on top...is to crush the people beneath you. I think I'd like to
start out with you and Rachel. Tarnish your dreams before they have a
chance to grow...I'll defend against her at the next large event.
Let's just hope she's able to atleast beat Crystal Cyclone. Good luck
Orville.
*Orville glared at Kitty Kayleen as she
walked off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal Cyclone gave it her all, but
couldn't overcome Rachel. Orville Morgan was thrown out by the
referee Dennis Thompson mid match.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Edward Findleton: What a show it's been
so far! We'll have more after this commercial break!
*An advertisement began to play. Happy
corporate music played and children running around in a sunny,
suburban neighborhood was shown. James Calhoun walked into frame*
James Calhoun: Hi, I'm James Calhoun,
your new HAW World Champion. Winning this title has meant a lot to
me...but what does it mean to you? I'm here to set your mind at ease.
*Cut to James Calhoun throwing a
football to a kid, then looking into the camera*
James Calhoun: When I come down to the
ring, I know what I'm representing. A great company, and the best
fans in the world.
*The James Calhoun voice over
continued, as it showed shots of him at a school posing with
children, helping construction workers with a building, and laughing
with various people*
James Calhoun: I've decided to give
back to this wonderful wrestling community. Because I was raised by
my father to know, that a man is only as good as the company he
surrounds himself with.
*Cut to James Calhoun walking along the
steps of a government building*
James Calhoun: So when I go out to that
ring, remember that I'm fighting for you! And I want you to fight
with me! Because I need you! I need you to spread the word!
*Cut to car mechanic putting a James
Calhoun bumper sticker on a car*
Mechanic: Buy a bumper sticker!
*Cut to three women, each with James
Calhoun shirts*
Women: Wear a shirt!
*Cut to a group of factory workers
standing together, loud machines all around them*
Workers: And make some noise!
*Cut back to Calhoun, standing with the
whole community behind him*
James Calhoun: I can promise I have
more fun surprises for all of you, the HAW fans! So I just need to
ask one last time...Do you guys support the James Calhoun title
reign?
*The crowd behind him cheered, and
Calhoun smiled and laughed. The camera froze on him, a James Calhoun
logo and website appearing*
Announcer:
ThismessagepaidformyJamesCalhoun.AllprofitsfrommerchandisegodirectlytoJamesCalhoun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the next tournament match, Lovable
Liam took on Crash MuscleGate. Liam used his power, and Crash seemed
to have his submissions to his advantage, but in the end, a vicious
crotch grab by Liam caused Crash to say he had enough, and Liam
advanced to the finals to face The Behemoth. Crash MuscleGate had no
comment after the match.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Edward Findleton: This is the main
event coming up! Bigg Pimpin' Alex vs Hawaii! This match is going to
be personal!
*Bigg Pimpin' Alex's music hits, and he
heads out to the ring*
Edward Findleton: Alex looks more
serious than normal! I think that's a sign of true love right there.
He is going out there and making sure his girlfriend is safe from a
bunch of sickos! I think every woman needs a Bigg Pimpin' Alex in
their life!
*Alex's music stopped, and he looked at
the ramp, ready for Hawaii. The Strange Crew's music played, but
after a while, nobody came out, and the music stopped. Alex shouted
at the ref, trying to figure out what was going on, when the
jumbotron suddenly showed a camera following Hawaii backstage*
Hawaii: Let's continue the tour, shall
we? And in this room here is...why, it's Jessie Parran's locker room!
Let's go in, shall we?
*Hawaii entered the room. It appeared
to be a normal locker room, until the camera panned down onto an
unconscious Jet Black, Tag Team title draped across his chest*
Hawaii: Look! Look! It happened! The
idiots didn't listen to us! And now, consequences have been handed
out! But don't worry Alex! You still have what really matters most to
you! *Hawaii picked up the Tag Team title from Jet Black and sharply
inhaled its scent.* ....That is, you have these...for now. *Hawaii
threw the title back on Black's body* So sorry you didn't listen!
Toodles Alex! *Hawaii began to walk away, then stopped. He picked up
Jessie's bag* Oh...I better bring this to her. She's going to need it
since she won't be seeing you two anytime soon! Hahaha! *The
jumbotron cut out, and Alex bolted to the back*
Edward Findleton: I think our main
event is canceled tonight but the bigger story is...What has happened
to Jessie Parran?! Hopefully we get more information next week!
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