Friday, July 31, 2020

HAW comes to Biloxi, Mississippi for tonight's episode. The crowd is on their feet, and they stay there when the Musical Lifeguard Chairs, LaZor and Mr. Lifeguard come out rocking! This can only mean the tag team tournament is starting off the show. Seconds later, the debuting Phoenix and Sentinel make their way out.

Edward Findleton: This is an interested match. Phoenix is a high flyer, Sentinel a veteran, while LaZor and Lifeguard are high flying veterans!

THE Casey Gains: Sentinel is a veteran, yes. But this is his first time making it into HAW. That's going to be a new experience for him, and something he can't prepare for.

Prior to the bell ringing, both teams shook hands. LaZor and Sentinel started things off, and the pace was fast. Reversals and flips kept both men on their toes, but neither getting any solid offense. Seeing enough, Sentinel called over Phoenix and tagged in. Sentinel started to slow the pace of the match down with submissions, and managed to overpower LaZor. LaZor kept trying to tag Mr. Lifeguard, but was unable to. Sentinel hit LaZor with a suplex, and tagged in Phoenix, who went to the top and hit a Phoenix Splash on LaZor. Sentinel and Phoenix picked up the victory, with Mr. Lifeguard never getting the chance to tag in.

After the match, the Strange Crew's music hit, and they came down to the ring. Drizzles and Hawaii held their hands out for a handshake. Sentinel shook his head no, and tried to usher Phoenix away. Phoenix ignored that advice, and shook Drizzle's hand, then screamed and jump back. Drizzles revealed to the audience that he had a shock buzzer in his palm. Phoenix looked ready to attack Drizzles, but this time Sentinel steered him away, calming Phoenix down as both men made their way to the back.



Backstage, many of the rookies and newly signed wrestlers were gathered in a meeting room, where it appears some orientation training was going on, all the wrestlers filling out paper work and entering information in on laptops. The training was cut off as the Men of Power entered the room, commanding everyone's attention. The group went up two wrestlers sitting next to each other, Douglas Brunswick and Mayor Briggs.

James Calhoun: These are the two! Douglas Brunswick, already with a win here and a possible contender for my championship, and Mayor Briggs, a rookie with an opportunity tonight! But what if...I offered you two the opportunity of a lifetime? What if instead of facing me and losing your match for the World Championship, you join the Men of Power?

Douglas: Mr. Calhoun, you're great in the ring. But I'm here with one purpose, to complete my number one life goal...to become World Champion. I'm going to have to respectively decline.

Calhoun: A truly admirable decision Mr. Brunswick. I'm not sure how wise it is, but I admire your resolve. Perhaps Mr. Briggs would care to join? I see on your paper you're from England? The Men of Power are very diverse in our representation and would be honored for you to join...should you win tonight.

Mayor Briggs stood up, and looked Calhoun up and down, then the remaining members.

Mayor Briggs: You expectin' me to join up with ya? Jimmy boy, ya may have laid down the groundwork of how to rise to the top of HAW, but I find you're a bit past your prime. Some newer, younger minds, such as myself, are 'bout to be takin' over. So if you're askin' me to be your lackey like the rest of them are, then all I gotta say is: Piss off!

All the Men of Power looked very angry at this, but Calhoun took a deep breath and composed himself.

Calhoun: …...You're not even a real mayor. Good day gentlemen. You've ruined your future in HAW today. And the rest of you...you have no chance of getting to the top, so quit now if you think you'll get there.

At that point, one of the wrestlers, raised his hand. He was next to two others, all with hoodies, looking down and covering their face.

Hooded Wrestler: Calhoun?

Calhoun: Young man, dress better, and learn to address me properly, James Calhoun, HAW World Champion!

Hooded Wrestler: Former champion.

The hooded wrestler looked up, revealing Franco Mancini. He jumped over the desk onto James Calhoun. The rest of the Men of Power tried to break him off, but the other hooded wrestlers, the O'Toole Brothers, ran towards them and hitting them with the laptops. The Behemoth, Fun Fight Machine, and Rat were chased out, while Mancini kept punching Calhoun. Calhoun was finally out of it, and Franco stood up.

Franco: James Calhoun, HAW World Champion....I'll call you that for two more weeks. But after that...I'm taking it back. You've had it long enough.

Franco and the O'Tooles left. With an unconscious Calhoun on the floor, the instructor sighed, and continued the orientation.





The next match feature Crystal Cyclone taking on Hannah Rivers, while Athena sat at ringside, wearing a ref shirt and taking notes. The match started out with some trash talk from Hannah, who then slapped Crystal across the face! Crystal was not happy with this, and started fighting back with a series of blows to Hannah. Crystal started to hit some high risk moves on Hannah, delighting the crowd and getting everyone on their feet. Crystal saw how much the crowd was loving it, smiled, and pointed down to the ring apron. She left the ring, lifted it up, and grabbed a chair underneath to the fans delight.

Crystal started to head into the ring with the chair, when Athena quickly slid into the ring. Athena grabbed the chair from Crystal, who started arguing with her. With Crystal distracted, Hannah regained enough strength to slide behind her and get her in a roll up. Referee Dennis Thompson counted 3, and Hannah Rivers won the match!

Hannah exited the ring quick, while Crystal stared in disbelief at Athena. Athena tried to apologize, but Crystal shook head in disgust and left the ring, leaving the distraught Athena alone.



Gregory Greystone was backstage with Scarred Badger, and asked if he went to far attacking the United States last week.

Scarred Badger: Listen here Gregory. I am a bit sorry for what I did last week. I'm sorry his pretty face didn't get ruined like mine. I like to ruin pretty faces. And last week, I didn't see this as a United States attack....I saw this as a National attack............Frederic St. Pierre. You got that National title. You got that pretty face. They're both going to be gone soon. You can thank me after I see you at One Way Trip.

Scarred Badger smiled, as the screen faded to black.



Out first for the main event was Viking, who came down looking determined to move back up the card. Mayor Briggs came out next, looking confident and smiling, brushing past Viking in the ring like he wasn't even there and posing for the crowd. Finally, Mitchell Row came out, being accompanied by Jessie Parran.

Edward Findleton: Casey, prediction time! Who's your pick this match?

The Casey Gains: Mayor Briggs easily. Mitchell and Viking may have that determination, but as I've found out in my career, when you're confident in yourself, you're going to end up winning!

The match began with all three competitors trading blows, and the smaller Mayor Briggs was eventually knocked out of the ring. For minutes, the match was just between Mitchell Row and Viking, in a very evenly fought match between two powerful competitors. Viking finally got the upper hand, grabbed Mitchell Row, and hit him with a throat toss. Viking grinned and pointed at Jessie Parran, mocking the damage he had done to her boyfriend. With that going on, Mayor Briggs slid into the ring and went for the pin on Mitchell Row. Viking couldn't react, but Mitchell Row kicked out just before 3!

Viking's face turned to rage, and he ran towards Mayor Briggs. Briggs dodged Viking, then went behind him and got him for a schoolboy pin. Briggs put his feet on the rope for leverage, but Viking kicked out at 2 as well! Briggs tried to escape the ring, but Viking grabbed his arm, picked him up, and hit Briggs with a throat toss as well! Briggs was out, and Viking pinned Mayor Briggs for the victory!

Viking celebrated after the match, making title belt motions around his waist, as HAW went off the air!




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Friday, July 24, 2020


HAW returns to air, kicking it's first show off to a hot crowd in Miami, Florida! Edward Findleton welcomed the crowd, as he was being joined on commentary with THE Casey Gains and said the owner of HAW is getting ready to talk to the crowd! Freezerman's music plays, and out he comes to the cheer of the crowd. Freezerman says he doesn't like to appear on screen too often, but he's here to formally announce the new season of Hazardous Awesome Wrestling is underway!

The first order of business is the tag team division. There will be a tournament to see who will face The Strange Crew for the tag team titles at this month's large event, One Way Trip. Next week we will see The Musical Lifeguard Chairs take on the newly signed Sentinel and Phoenix. But the main event tonight is The Biofuel Engineers vs The MuscleGang, Crash MuscleGate and Lovable Liam!

For the HAW World Championship, there are two announcements. This month, James Calhoun will defend the title against his long time rival, Franco Mancini at One Way Trip! Additionally, there will be a #1 contenders tournament to determine who will face the HAW Championship next month at Shooutout! This week, it will be Oden Schreiner vs Ruslan Panov vs the newly signed Douglas Brunswick! Next week, we'll see the rookie Mayor Briggs vs Mitchell Row vs Viking!

At that point, James Calhoun's music hit, and he walked out with The Men of Power, which included The Behemoth, Fun Fight Machine, and Rat, all dressed in suits. Calhoun grabbed a microphone, and looked at Freezerman.

Calhoun: Now Mr...Freezer? Mr. Man? Mr. Freezerman, my good friend. You're missing one announcement that every fan, every wrestler, every network executive watching should know about.

Freezerman looked annoyed and rolled his eyes.

Freezerman: …...Due to medical necessity as per the doctors of James Calhoun, an agreement was made with James Calhoun's contract that he is allowed to have a companion service wrestler at his side at all times, which he has designated as the Behemoth.

Calhoun: Thank you Freezerman. I promise this will be a long, profitable season of HAW, with James Calhoun as your champion the entire time!

The crowd booed, and Calhoun extended his hand to Freezerman for a handshake, which he reluctantly accepted. The Men of Power left, smirking and looking proud of themselves. As the Men of Power were walking up the ramp, TheTrans-Atlantic Family, Franco Mancini, Sean O'Toole, and Fergus O'Toole, ran out and attacked the Men of Power. Calhoun ran into the crowd, while Rat, Fun Fight Machine, and Behemoth squared off. The two groups kept brawling until security managed to split everyone up.



The first match of the evening saw Scarred Badger take on The United States. Scarred Badger, known for his rough style and scar across his face, came out in his street clothes looking to fight. The United States came out next dressed in red, white, and blue, and grabbed a microphone before the match.

The United States: Hello Miami! It feels great to be in the amazing state of Florida! I see your news stories all the time, and I can say that Florida is the #1 state in the entire country....in terms of stupidity! Time after time, you never learn! This is the state where 20 years ago people couldn't fill in a dot on an election ballot! That's something two year olds can do! Like, I just-

At that point, Scarred Badger had enough and attacked The United States from behind, drawing cheers from the crowd.

Edward Findleton: About time he shut up!

THE Casey Gains: What's wrong with Scarred Badger? Doesn't he believe in freedom of speech?!

Scarred Badger managed to control the flow of the match, as The USA was always on the defensive from the start. Scarred Badger employed his rough street fighting style, and with USA teetering, threw him into the ropes for an irish whip, and delivered a Big Boot to the chest. The USA clutched his chest, gasping for breath, as Scarred Badger went for the pin. With a three count, Scarred Badger picked up the victory, the crowd cheering the performance.

Scarred Badger continued looking at the USA, then picked him up, irish whipped him, and delivered another Big Boot to the chest. Scarred Badger shook his head, then got on top of The United States and started punching him. The USA was busted open, but Scarred Badger kept punching, drawing boos from the crowd.

Edward Findleton: Enough is enough!

THE Casey Gains: I think even the crowd is starting to feel bad for The United States!

Security stormed the ring and grabbed Scarred Badger, who smiled as they started escorting him to the back.



The second match saw Oden Schreiner, accompanied by HAW National Champion Frederic St. Pierre, take on Ruslan Panov as well as Douglas Brunswick.

Edward Findleton: Some fans may remember Douglas Brunswick from a dark match during last HAW's finale! He teamed up with Phoenix and managed to defeat The O'Toole Brothers!

THE Casey Gains: People are calling Douglas Brunswick this Indie Darling....Edward, I've been on the indies the last few years, this guy can't cut it up here, plain and simple.

The match started with Douglas and Ruslan forming a short alliance, attacking Oden Schreiner first. With Oden out of the picture, Ruslan turned on Brunswick and started to beat him down, hitting him with quick jabs and kicks. Ruslan was in control, until Oden got the energy to come back and attack him. Ruslan hit a desperation kick, stunning Oden, Ruslan looked ready to go for a pin, but getting his breath, Douglas Brunswick grabbed him from behind, and hit him with a lifting reverse DDT. Brunswick quickly covered Ruslan, and picked up the victory!



The music of the HAW Women's Championship hit, and coming down to the ring was Kherti Bhakta. She held the title up to cheers from the crowd and then went for a microphone.

Kherti: The last time you saw me, I pulled off what many considered an upset, and what some thought was a fluke, when I pinned Athena for the Women's Championship. I'm not a fluke, and in the time between then and now, I've only gotten better. So I'm putting my title on the line, and offering Athena a rematch!

The crowd cheered, and after a brief moment Athena's music played. She came out, but wearing street clothes, and came down to the ring.

Athena: Kherti, I appreciate this. It shows you have the heart of a fighter, and that will take you far. But I have to reject this offer. During the physicals to come back....I found out I was pregnant.

The crowd cheered, and Kherti clapped along with them, while Athena nodded and thanked the fans.

Athena: ...But this doesn't mean I'm done with HAW just yet. I talked to Freezerman, and he said he's ok with this as long as you are. I'm giving you two challenges Kherti. Number one, I'm going to attend ref school these next two weeks, and I will be your referee in a falls count anywhere match for your title match. Number two, I want you to defend against a woman who shows that same heart you do, but has never gotten her chance at a big break...At One Way Trip, I want you to defend against Crystal Cyclone!

Crystal Cyclone came out, running to the ring and pumping up the crowd. Kherti looked at Crystal, then at Athena. She nodded, then started to shake Crystal's hand. After a few seconds, Crystal tried to pull away, but Kherti yanked her back. Crystal looked confused and angered, ready for a fight, when Kherti took out her other hand, grabbed Athena's shoulder, and pulled her in for a group hug. The three smiled and hugged it out, and left to the back together.



In the main event, the BiofuelEngineers, Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins, took on Crash MuscleGate and Lovable Liam of the MuscleGang. Crash had control of Dalton early on, then tagged in Liam. Dalton remained isolated, but every pinfall was broken up by Sydney. Liam tagged in Crash, who whipped Dalton to the ropes. Sydney gave a quick tag on Dalton's back, which Crash did not see as he completed a back body drop on Dalton. Sydney Mason crept behind the unsuspecting Crash, turned him around, and lifted him up for a Knee Drop Brainbuster. Mason covered Crash, and picked up the victory.

After the match, the Biofuel Engineers were celebrating in the ring, when the lights went out. When the lights came on, Hawaii and Drizzles the Clown were standing in the ring, next to a garbage can filled with water balloons. Dalton and Sydney looked at the water balloons and started laughing, mocking the Strange Crew. Hawaii and Drizzles also started laughing too, with everyone in the ring looking quite happy, until Hawaii and Drizzles launched a water balloon at the faces of Dalton and Sydney. The balloons exploded, and a green liquid came out. It seemed to burn the Biofuel Engineers eyes, as they started writhing around on the ground in pain. The Strange Crew kept peppering the Engineers with water balloons, as they escaped out of the ring and ran backstage. The Strange Crew's music played, and they celebrated to end the show.




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Friday, July 17, 2020


HAW has traveled to Chicago, Illinois to check out Alpha Wolf Wrestling! The venue tonight was a small theater with about a thousand fans packed in! Freezerman sat on his own private balcony and waved to the crowd, getting a mixed reaction of respectful cheers and AWW loyalist booing him. He seemed to take it in stride, and the show begun!

The first match of the evening featured Sentinel and Phoenix taking on Chucky Arter and Eric Waves. Phoenix grabbed a microphone before the match, and said he knows that after tonight, Freezerman won't just offer him a contract, but that he'll offer his mentor, Sentinel, a contract as well. The crowd erupted into a “You Deserve It” chant as Sentinel waved to the crowd and thanked them. Without warning, Chucky Arter and Eric Waves slid out from under the ring, and attacked the fan favorites from behind! The bell rang, and the match was on!

Arter and Waves had the upper hand early on thanks to their sneak attack, and spent most of their time isolating Phoenix. Phoenix grabbed the rope during a submission by Waves, who started yelling at the ref. Not pay attention to Phoenix, he managed to tag in Sentinel. Sentinel ran into the ring, attacking Waves, knocking Arter off the apron, and then going back to Eric Waves, to finish him off and pin him. The crowd cheered, and Phoenix pointed up to Freezerman, then to himself and Sentinel. Freezerman nodded, and wrote some notes on a paper.

A video was shown hyping the next match, Mary Jane Elder vs Phueng Ahunai with Lela LaCruse. Mary Jane was interviewed backstage after, where she said that where she comes from down south, she knows you gotta grab the bull by the horns because opportunities like tonight don't come often. She says Phueng and Lela are good friends of hers, but she has to do what's best for her.

Mary Jane then made her way to the ring, followed shortly by Phueng and Lela. Both were dressed in cheerleader outfits, and as the match started, Lela tried to lead the crowd with “Gimme a P! Gimme a H,' to help Phueng, but they seemed more supportive of Mary Jane. Mary Jane Elder seemed to have control the entire match, and finally pinned Phueng Ahunai.

The main event saw THE Casey Gains vs Chaotic Crow, in what was being called Casey Gains' retirement match. The match started with THE Casey Gains setting the pace and slowing down the younger Chaotic Crow. Casey then missed a spear and hit the turnbuckle, giving Chaotic Crow an opening. He fought back and overcame Casey. Chaotic Crow went for the pin and seemed to have the match in the bag, but Casey seemed to accidentally gouge the ref's eye during his kick out attempt, right before the three count. Crow let up on the pin, and Casey apologized to the ref, asking for medical to come out.

As the medical team was tending to the referee, Casey and Crow were standing in the ring, a look of concern on both of their faces. Casey started to walk away and behind Chaotic Crow, before turning around and delivering a low blow! Casey grabbed the ref away from the medical team, and quickly went for a pin on Crow. The ref gave a three count, and Casey celebrated. He grabbed a microphone and said that this retirement match meant nothing to him, and he's not going to let future generations tarnish his legacy. In fact, he's already been signed to HAW as their new color commentator! THE Casey Gains thanked Freezerman, and the crowd booed him heavily. With that, Freezerman and the HAW crew left the show, leaving THE Casey Gains to relish in the hatred of the fans.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

A new season of Hazardous Awesome Wrestling is about to begin! However, before the show gets on the road, HAW Owner, Freezerman, has brought a camera crew along to scout out several independent organizations that are ripe with talent!

The HAW scouting tour begins in Washington state to check out Ring The Bell Wrestling, a smaller company that tonight is running out of a church basement! Freezerman sat ringside with the fans, signing autographs and posing for pictures before the show started. But when the bell rang, he took out a pen and paper and started writing!

The first match of the evening was a tag match, featuring The Lumberjacks, Boom Boom and Thundercrack, taking on The Asphalt Wanderers, featuring Toadie and former HAW Wrestler, Rex Walsh. Boom and Boom and Thundercrack are two large, rugged men, dressed in flannel and looking ready to take on all elements and all challengers. The roar of bikes outside the building meant the Asphalt Wanderers had showed up to fight! Before the match, Rex Walsh grabbed a mic and said he'd show no mercy, because running over the Lumberjacks meant his ticket back to the big leagues, and him and Toadie would be riding out of this town soon!

The match began with Rex trying to use Toadie mainly as his meat shield, tagging in whenever the Lumberjacks got control. After taking a beating from Boom Boom, Toadie got a desperation dropkick on him. Hot tags were made, and Rex was forced to confront Thundercrack one on one, who got the upper hand and pinned Rex Walsh for the Lumberjacks to win their match!


The next match featured a hardcore match between Scarred Badger and Big Frank. Scarred Badger is a long time hardcore performer, coming to the ring in a t-shirt and jeans and a large scar across his face. Big Frank is a very large performer, nearing 500 lbs.

Scarred Badger started the match by getting a 2x4 and started hitting Big Frank in the stomach, but it had no effect. Big Frank started a smothering assault, using various splash moves and holds that put his weight on Scarred Badger. Badger eventually escaped, and managed to find brass knuckles. He started punching Big Frank in the head, which knocked him out. Scarred Badger picked up the win via pinfall.


The main event saw Peter “Carnage” Horn take on Disgruntled Union Worker. Disgruntled Union Worker is a veteran of the business but had never really made it as more than a jobber in the bigger companies. Peter “Carnage” Horn on the other hand, was debuting in his first ever match.

Horn came out of the gate fast, launching striking attacks against Union Worker. Union Worker escaped the ring to regain his composure, and when entering back in, he took control. Horn kept trying attacks, but Disgruntled Union Worker seemed to always have an answer. Being desperate, Horn went for a high risk aerial maneuver that Union Worker countered, and he was able to pin the stunned Peter “Carnage” Horn. After the match, Disgruntled Union Worker grabbed a microphone and said that although Peter lost tonight, he can see he has a bright future in the business ahead of him. Union Worker extended his hand, and Horn accepted the hand shake. The crowd cheered, bringing this show of Ring The Bell Wrestling to a close!