HAW returns to air, kicking it's first
show off to a hot crowd in Miami, Florida! Edward Findleton welcomed
the crowd, as he was being joined on commentary with THE Casey Gains
and said the owner of HAW is getting ready to talk to the crowd!
Freezerman's music plays, and out he comes to the cheer of the crowd.
Freezerman says he doesn't like to appear on screen too often, but
he's here to formally announce the new season of Hazardous Awesome
Wrestling is underway!
The first order of business is the tag
team division. There will be a tournament to see who will face The
Strange Crew for the tag team titles at this month's large event, One
Way Trip. Next week we will see The Musical Lifeguard Chairs take on
the newly signed Sentinel and Phoenix. But the main event tonight is
The Biofuel Engineers vs The MuscleGang, Crash MuscleGate and Lovable
Liam!
For the HAW World Championship, there
are two announcements. This month, James Calhoun will defend the
title against his long time rival, Franco Mancini at One Way Trip!
Additionally, there will be a #1 contenders tournament to determine
who will face the HAW Championship next month at Shooutout! This
week, it will be Oden Schreiner vs Ruslan Panov vs the newly signed
Douglas Brunswick! Next week, we'll see the rookie Mayor Briggs vs
Mitchell Row vs Viking!
At that point, James Calhoun's music
hit, and he walked out with The Men of Power, which included The
Behemoth, Fun Fight Machine, and Rat, all dressed in suits. Calhoun
grabbed a microphone, and looked at Freezerman.
Calhoun: Now Mr...Freezer? Mr. Man? Mr.
Freezerman, my good friend. You're missing one announcement that
every fan, every wrestler, every network executive watching should
know about.
Freezerman looked annoyed and rolled
his eyes.
Freezerman: …...Due to medical
necessity as per the doctors of James Calhoun, an agreement was made
with James Calhoun's contract that he is allowed to have a companion
service wrestler at his side at all times, which he has designated as
the Behemoth.
Calhoun: Thank you Freezerman. I
promise this will be a long, profitable season of HAW, with James
Calhoun as your champion the entire time!
The crowd booed, and Calhoun extended
his hand to Freezerman for a handshake, which he reluctantly
accepted. The Men of Power left, smirking and looking proud of
themselves. As the Men of Power were walking up the ramp, TheTrans-Atlantic Family, Franco Mancini, Sean O'Toole, and Fergus
O'Toole, ran out and attacked the Men of Power. Calhoun ran into the
crowd, while Rat, Fun Fight Machine, and Behemoth squared off. The
two groups kept brawling until security managed to split everyone up.
The first match of the evening saw
Scarred Badger take on The United States. Scarred Badger, known for
his rough style and scar across his face, came out in his street
clothes looking to fight. The United States came out next dressed in
red, white, and blue, and grabbed a microphone before the match.
The United States: Hello Miami! It
feels great to be in the amazing state of Florida! I see your news
stories all the time, and I can say that Florida is the #1 state in
the entire country....in terms of stupidity! Time after time, you
never learn! This is the state where 20 years ago people couldn't
fill in a dot on an election ballot! That's something two year olds
can do! Like, I just-
At that point, Scarred Badger had enough and attacked The United States from behind, drawing cheers from the crowd.
Edward Findleton: About time he shut
up!
THE Casey Gains: What's wrong with
Scarred Badger? Doesn't he believe in freedom of speech?!
Scarred Badger managed to control the
flow of the match, as The USA was always on the defensive from the
start. Scarred Badger employed his rough street fighting style, and
with USA teetering, threw him into the ropes for an irish whip, and
delivered a Big Boot to the chest. The USA clutched his chest,
gasping for breath, as Scarred Badger went for the pin. With a three
count, Scarred Badger picked up the victory, the crowd cheering the
performance.
Scarred Badger continued looking at the
USA, then picked him up, irish whipped him, and delivered another Big
Boot to the chest. Scarred Badger shook his head, then got on top of
The United States and started punching him. The USA was busted open,
but Scarred Badger kept punching, drawing boos from the crowd.
Edward Findleton: Enough is enough!
THE Casey Gains: I think even the crowd
is starting to feel bad for The United States!
Security stormed the ring and grabbed
Scarred Badger, who smiled as they started escorting him to the back.
The second match saw Oden Schreiner,
accompanied by HAW National Champion Frederic St. Pierre, take on
Ruslan Panov as well as Douglas Brunswick.
Edward Findleton: Some fans may
remember Douglas Brunswick from a dark match during last HAW's
finale! He teamed up with Phoenix and managed to defeat The O'Toole
Brothers!
THE Casey Gains: People are calling
Douglas Brunswick this Indie Darling....Edward, I've been on the
indies the last few years, this guy can't cut it up here, plain and
simple.
The match started with Douglas and
Ruslan forming a short alliance, attacking Oden Schreiner first. With
Oden out of the picture, Ruslan turned on Brunswick and started to
beat him down, hitting him with quick jabs and kicks. Ruslan was in
control, until Oden got the energy to come back and attack him.
Ruslan hit a desperation kick, stunning Oden, Ruslan looked ready
to go for a pin, but getting his breath, Douglas Brunswick grabbed
him from behind, and hit him with a lifting reverse DDT. Brunswick
quickly covered Ruslan, and picked up the victory!
The music of the HAW Women's
Championship hit, and coming down to the ring was Kherti Bhakta. She
held the title up to cheers from the crowd and then went for a
microphone.
Kherti: The last time you saw me, I
pulled off what many considered an upset, and what some thought was a
fluke, when I pinned Athena for the Women's Championship. I'm not a
fluke, and in the time between then and now, I've only gotten better.
So I'm putting my title on the line, and offering Athena a rematch!
The crowd cheered, and after a brief
moment Athena's music played. She came out, but wearing street
clothes, and came down to the ring.
Athena: Kherti, I appreciate this. It
shows you have the heart of a fighter, and that will take you far.
But I have to reject this offer. During the physicals to come
back....I found out I was pregnant.
The crowd cheered, and Kherti clapped
along with them, while Athena nodded and thanked the fans.
Athena: ...But this doesn't mean I'm
done with HAW just yet. I talked to Freezerman, and he said he's ok
with this as long as you are. I'm giving you two challenges Kherti.
Number one, I'm going to attend ref school these next two weeks, and
I will be your referee in a falls count anywhere match for your title
match. Number two, I want you to defend against a woman who shows
that same heart you do, but has never gotten her chance at a big
break...At One Way Trip, I want you to defend against Crystal
Cyclone!
Crystal Cyclone came out, running to
the ring and pumping up the crowd. Kherti looked at Crystal, then at
Athena. She nodded, then started to shake Crystal's hand. After a few
seconds, Crystal tried to pull away, but Kherti yanked her back.
Crystal looked confused and angered, ready for a fight, when Kherti
took out her other hand, grabbed Athena's shoulder, and pulled her in
for a group hug. The three smiled and hugged it out, and left to the
back together.
In the main event, the BiofuelEngineers, Sydney Mason and Dalton Elkins, took on Crash MuscleGate
and Lovable Liam of the MuscleGang. Crash had control of Dalton early
on, then tagged in Liam. Dalton remained isolated, but every pinfall
was broken up by Sydney. Liam tagged in Crash, who whipped Dalton to
the ropes. Sydney gave a quick tag on Dalton's back, which Crash did
not see as he completed a back body drop on Dalton. Sydney Mason
crept behind the unsuspecting Crash, turned him around, and lifted
him up for a Knee Drop Brainbuster. Mason covered Crash, and picked
up the victory.
After the match, the Biofuel Engineers
were celebrating in the ring, when the lights went out. When the
lights came on, Hawaii and Drizzles the Clown were standing in the
ring, next to a garbage can filled with water balloons. Dalton and
Sydney looked at the water balloons and started laughing, mocking the
Strange Crew. Hawaii and Drizzles also started laughing too, with
everyone in the ring looking quite happy, until Hawaii and Drizzles
launched a water balloon at the faces of Dalton and Sydney. The
balloons exploded, and a green liquid came out. It seemed to burn the
Biofuel Engineers eyes, as they started writhing around on the ground
in pain. The Strange Crew kept peppering the Engineers with water
balloons, as they escaped out of the ring and ran backstage. The
Strange Crew's music played, and they celebrated to end the show.
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