A new season of Hazardous Awesome
Wrestling is about to begin! However, before the show gets on the
road, HAW Owner, Freezerman, has brought a camera crew along to scout
out several independent organizations that are ripe with talent!
The HAW scouting tour begins in
Washington state to check out Ring The Bell Wrestling, a smaller
company that tonight is running out of a church basement! Freezerman
sat ringside with the fans, signing autographs and posing for
pictures before the show started. But when the bell rang, he took out
a pen and paper and started writing!
The first match of the evening was a
tag match, featuring The Lumberjacks, Boom Boom and Thundercrack,
taking on The Asphalt Wanderers, featuring Toadie and former HAW
Wrestler, Rex Walsh. Boom and Boom and Thundercrack are two large,
rugged men, dressed in flannel and looking ready to take on all
elements and all challengers. The roar of bikes outside the building
meant the Asphalt Wanderers had showed up to fight! Before the match,
Rex Walsh grabbed a mic and said he'd show no mercy, because running
over the Lumberjacks meant his ticket back to the big leagues, and
him and Toadie would be riding out of this town soon!
The match began with Rex trying
to use Toadie mainly as his meat shield, tagging in whenever the
Lumberjacks got control. After taking a beating from Boom
Boom, Toadie got a desperation dropkick on him. Hot tags were made,
and Rex was forced to confront Thundercrack one on one, who got the
upper hand and pinned Rex Walsh for the Lumberjacks to win their
match!
The next match featured a hardcore
match between Scarred Badger and Big Frank. Scarred Badger is a long
time hardcore performer, coming to the ring in a t-shirt and jeans
and a large scar across his face. Big Frank is a very large
performer, nearing 500 lbs.
Scarred Badger started the match by
getting a 2x4 and started hitting Big Frank in the stomach, but it
had no effect. Big Frank started a smothering assault, using various
splash moves and holds that put his weight on Scarred Badger. Badger
eventually escaped, and managed to find brass knuckles. He started
punching Big Frank in the head, which knocked him out. Scarred Badger
picked up the win via pinfall.
The main event saw Peter “Carnage”
Horn take on Disgruntled Union Worker. Disgruntled Union Worker is a
veteran of the business but had never really made it as more than a
jobber in the bigger companies. Peter “Carnage” Horn on the other
hand, was debuting in his first ever match.
Horn came out of the gate fast,
launching striking attacks against Union Worker. Union Worker escaped
the ring to regain his composure, and when entering back in, he took
control. Horn kept trying attacks, but Disgruntled Union Worker
seemed to always have an answer. Being desperate, Horn went for a
high risk aerial maneuver that Union Worker countered, and he was
able to pin the stunned Peter “Carnage” Horn. After the match,
Disgruntled Union Worker grabbed a microphone and said that although
Peter lost tonight, he can see he has a bright future in the business
ahead of him. Union Worker extended his hand, and Horn accepted the
hand shake. The crowd cheered, bringing this show of Ring The Bell
Wrestling to a close!
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