Dark Matches: The Behemoth defeated local talent Clyde Steel, Little Man defeated local talent Connor Andrews
The HAW Theme played to kick off the show.
Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW! We’re in Biloxi, Mississippi! The fallout from Vindication will take place tonight as we make our way to Downtown Disaster!
THE Casey Gains: We’ll hear from Glenny Pax tonight, but we’re starting the show off with a tag match involving a man he may want to thank, Douglas Brunswick!
Douglas Brunswick and Mayor Briggs came out to the ring, both laughing to themselves. The Samurais of Power came out next, with Sensei Onaga accompanying Ozzie Reagan and Trickshot.
In a match lasting 8:11, Mayor Briggs pinned Trickshot with a rollup.
Edward Findleton: And Briggs and Brunswick win, but Briggs had Trickshot’s trunks in that roll up!
THE Casey Gains: Mayor Briggs cheating? I’m not surprised, and the Samurais of Power shouldn’t be either. A fair win in my opinion.
Bradley Wallace: The winners of this match, Mayor Briggs and-
Wallace was cut off, as Brunswick rolled outside of the ring and stole the microphone from him.
Douglas Brunswick: You’re welcome! You’re welcome for what I did! Crash never deserved to hold that title. He was a disgrace to the history of it. I did all of HAW a favor last week and kept my promise to be the cause of Crash’s downfall!. BIloxi, HAW, you’re all welcome! Let’s go Briggs.
Brunswick threw the mic down and went to the back with Mayor Briggs.
Edward Findleton: These two pick up the win but I don’t think the fans are happy.
THE Casey Gains: It’s reality Edward, they better get used to it.
Edward FIndleton: Speaking of reality! ………..Let’s go backstage!
THE Casey Gains: That made no sense.
Rachel and Crystal Cyclone were standing backstage, holding an envelope.
Crystal: We’re live? Finally. Ok, here’s the deal. We get to the arena, we want to find out who ouropponents are at Downtown Disaster, and what are we given? This envelope, with instructions to read live on air. Absolutely ridiculous we have to be treated this way. Rachel?
Rachel opened the envelope and pulled out a letter, which she read aloud.
Rachel: Choose your opponents. Down the hall are three doors, pick the door for the tag team you’ll face.
Crystal: …Seriously? This is how it’s going to work? A kindergarten game? Ugh.
Crystal and Rachel walked down the hallway, and found three doors, each painted as 1, 2, or 3.
Rachel: I don’t really care, I’m just opening the first I see.
Rachel opened the first door, and standing inside was Smiling Sally. She stood completely still, staring ahead. Rachel and Crystal exchanged an uneasy glance, then slowly shut the door.
Crystal: ….Ooo…k…..Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.
Crystal opened door number 2, and Jessie Parran was standing there, who waved at them.
Crystal: Ok, not fair! You can’t be behind both doors!
Jessie: Wait! I-
Crystal slammed the door shut in her face.
Rachel: Loser.
Rachel went to the last door and opened it. Jessie and Sally were now both standing behind it. The two women jumped out and attacked the Solo Girls. After a few shots, Rachel and Crystal were down, and Jessie stood over them.
Jessie: We’ll see you at Downtown Disaster.
Jessie and Sally started to walk away, leaving the champs on the ground. At that point, Franco Mancini and the O’Toole Brothers walked around the corner.
Franco Mancini: Look at that! See what them two girls did? Got attention. And what do we have? Nothing, because of some stupid contract!
Fergus O’Toole: I know! How is that legal, you can’t wrestle until you fight The Bean?
Sean O’Toole: Hey, you should do something about this. Let’s go talk to Freezerman. Get you a match!
Franco: You’re right! I’ve had enough sitting around doing nothing!
The Trans-Atlantic Family started walking, and as they got closer to an office labeled “Freezerman” they saw an older man in a suit start to walk in.
Fergus O’Toole: Hey! That’s HAW’s lawyer, Mr. Lincoln! Wait up Lincoln!
Sean O’Toole: He still works here?
The three men chased down Mr. Lincoln, who was in the doorway of Freezerman’s office.
Mr. Lincoln: Gentlemen, I’m sorry, I have a very important meeting right now.
Franco Mancini: So do I. We want to wrestle, not be wasted on the sidelines!
Mr. Lincoln: Mr. Mancini, we’ve mailed you the details on this matter. You can not wrestle. You can come to shows. You can talk, you can go out in front of the crowd, but if you get injured in a match, causing the cancellation of another promotion’s main event, we will be on the hook for a LOT of money. Fergus and Sean, they can wrestle, you can’t. That’s all I’m going to say on the matter.
Mr. Lincoln shut the door in their face. Franco huffed and puffed, pacing back and forth.
Franco: Fine. We’ll still make a statement. You two can do that. I’ll be in your corner. We’ll fight someone. Let’s go fight someone.
At that point, Phoenix and Sentinel were turning the corner, talking to each other.
Franco: Yo! You two! How about a match? You guys vs the O’Tooles, next week!
Phoenix: That’s a bit out of the blue. What’s the catch?
Franco: The catch? Jesus, you get to be on TV and make a name for yourself as a flop, as opposed to not being on TV and still being a flop. That enough of a catch for you?
Sentinel: Phoenix and I accept. We’ve been looking to face some new teams. We’ll see you next week.
Franco: Yeah, whatever, see ya.
The two teams glared at each other, then went in their separate directions. At that point, Jack Trailor walked into view and knocked on the office door of Freezerman. It opened up, and he walked in, the camera following him.
Freezerman: Jack, thank you for coming today. This is our lawyer, Mr. Lincoln.
The two men shook hands.
Jack Trailor: Good to meet you Mr. President.
Mr. Lincoln: I’m not……..sure. Good to meet you too Mr. Trailer.
Freezerman: Jack, I first want to offer my condolences. I’m sure it’s been a difficult time for you and your family after the passing of your Great Great Uncle.
Jack Trailor: Who?
Freezerman: Jacques Trailor, the Canadian explorer?
Jack Trailor: …..Who?
Mr. Lincoln: Regardless of your relationship, Uncle Jacques left you something in his will. We confirmed with multiple law firms the legality of his will, and what he wrote appears to be held up by multiple court rulings in both countries. Mr. Trailor, your uncle willed to you…a title match of your choice.
Freezerman: I was just made aware of this a few days ago Jack. And I will honor your Great Great Uncle’s final wish. I know that you and Glenny were often tag team partners, and based on some recent events, I understand the logical choice. I want to make sure you’re ok with everything.
Jack Trailor: Tag partners…..yeah. I get it. So I choose my title match now?
Freezerman: Ideally yes, we need to get that promotional material out.
Jack Trailor: Ok. You’re right, this is an easy choice. I will choose a tag team title match.
Freezerman and Mr. Lincoln both looked at each other confused. Lincoln sighed and ripped some papers up.
Mr. Lincoln: I’ll write up a contract for you and your partner to sign.
Freezerman: Yes. Umm, thank you Jack. I’ll inform the Biofuel Engineers of your decision and we’ll have Glenny Pax defend the World TItle against..um…I’ll leave that a surprise.
Jack Trailor: Surprises are fun. Thank you guys.
Jack Trailor shook their hands and left the room, as the camera cut back to ringside.
Edward Findleton: How about that? Women’s Tag Titles, Men’s Tag TItles, and a tag match next week between Sentinel and Phoenix and the O’Tooles!
THE Casey Gains: Are we sure Mr. Lincoln is a real lawyer? Can someone tell me what court case ruled on title matches please?
Edward Findleton: Casey, this isn’t a civics class, this is HAW and it’s time for a match!
Fun Fight Machine made his way to the ring first, and shortly later his opponent, Scarred Badger came out.
Fun Fight Machine’s offensive style won him the match over Scarred Badger’s brawling, defeating him in 11:56 with a 450 Splash.
Edward Findleton: Another victory for Fun Fight Machine!
As Fun was celebrating with the crowd, Mitchell Row came running down to the ring with Kitty. They both slid in and started checking on Scarred Badger. Row looked angry and grabbed a microphone, and got Fun Fight Machine’s attention.
Mitchell Row: What do you think you’re doing!? You owe me for this!
Fun Fight Machine looked around, confused.
Mitchell Row: You just beat up my limo driver, security guard, and butler!
Fun looked perplexed, then pointed at Scarred Badger, still unsure if that’s who Mitchell was referencing.
Mitchell Row: Do you realize that now I’M going to have to drive this limo tonight, AND take care of him?! You’re a disgrace who doesn’t respect anyone.
Mitchell Row threw the microphone down, and he and Kitty Kayleen started to help Scarred Badger to the back, while Fun Fight Machine chuckled to himself. He left the ring to slap hands with a few hands then went back as well.
Edward Findleton: Well, most people in here cheered when Fun Fight Machine got the pin but I guess two fans weren’t happy!
THE Casey Gains: The worst part, Mitchell Row may have to deduct some hours from Scarred Badger’s timesheet if he was unable to perform his duties.
Edward Findleton: Speaking of unable to perform duties, we’ve got a taped video of Pastor James at his own Mississippi home! I’m sure these Biloxi fans will be excited, let’s roll it!
The footage opened with Pastor James in his bedroom. His hands and head were bandaged, as a maid poured him some tea.
Pastor James: Thank you so much Carmella, you’ll have my feet in no time. Oh, hello there, HAW Fans. I wish I was there with you, but unfortunately, I’m resting up at my residence in the greatest city in all of Mississippi…Jackson, Mississippi!
A loud boo from the arena fans could be heard over the video.
Pastor James: Now I talked to my doctors, and I have some bad news. I will not be able to defend the HAW National Championship for this month, as I am not medically cleared to do. But I have some good news, and that good news is…forgiveness. Last week at Vindication, under intense pain from my enemy….I denied our Lord three times. But you know who else did that? A man by the name of Peter. And he went on to become one of the most respected disciples of the Lord. Now, hear me out, I don’t want to compare myself to Peter just yet, but I know that he was forgiven, and that I will be too. And I forgive Jet Black for his attack. Because at the end of the day, I remained HAW National Champion, and I will fight another day. So HAW, thank you for your patience. I’ll see you soon.
Pastor James smiled, and the camera faded back to ringside.
Edward Findleton: ….He can’t even get his home state to cheer him.
THE Casey Gains: I feel really bad for poor Carmella. Maybe Mitchell Row can hire her.
The lights in the arena went out and Glenny Pax’s music played. As the spotlight shined on stage, Glenny Pax was there, wearing the HAW World Championship. He made his way down to the ring and grabbed a microphone.
Glenny Pax: Greetings earthlings. Your Intergalactic Champion has arrived to your planet. Expect change. The world you knew is not in your future. I was once like all of you. Naive. But then I met the Visitors, and now I understand. Don’t be afraid. Soon, all of you will be Visitors. The wrestlers in the back will be Visitors….Edward Findleton, you will be a Visitor.
Edward Findleton: Me? I don’t want to be a visitor!
Glenny Pax: Little girl in the front row….you will be too. All of you will be under my command, as we leave this planet, and take over another…and another…and another, until the universe is ours! Bwahahaha!
The Insomniac’s music hit, and Kenneth Cobb came down to the ring. He grabbed a mic, circled the outside of the ring, then rolled in.
Kenneth Cobb: Hey. You may not remember me…because whoever you are, you aren’t the Glenny Pax I know. But you know what? I’ve met you before. I’ve been up a lot of nights. Sometimes fighting, sometimes walking the streets, sometimes just staring out the window. The truth is, I’ve seen your kind. The lights in the sky. They appear then fly away. When I saw them, I would get excited, because I thought maybe I was falling asleep, maybe I was finally in a dream. But now I know it’s real.
Glenny Pax: Kenneth Cobb, I do know you. And I know why you’re here. You want to stop me. I admire the fact that you’ll set the example of failure for humanity. I want to defend against you in a match for this title.
Kenneth Cobb: I think you’re underestimating us. I’ll be seeing you around, Glenny.
The Insomniac began to exit the ring, when Glenny grabbed his arm. Glenny then jumped towards Cobb, trying to hit the Standing Tornado DDT, but Cobb muscled Glenny off, then gave a quick clothesline. Glenny Pax quickly rolled out of the ring, and retreated up the ramp.
Edward Findleton: I think we have our title match for Downtown Disaster! Glenny Pax vs Kenneth Cobb!
THE Casey Gains: So essentially humanity’s best chance at survival is in the hands of a man who doesn’t sleep? It was nice knowing you, Edward.
Edward Findleton: I’m going to hope for the best, I got name dropped! We’re out of time for tonight folks, but we’ll see you next week! So long!
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