Dark Matches: Kherti Bhakta defeated local talent Annabell Finley, Club Corruption (Night Prince and Ninja) deafted local talents Ian Suarez and John Palmer.
The HAW theme played to kick off the show.
Edward Findleton: Welcome everybody to Pittsburgh, PA! We’re one week away from Shootout, but we’ve got a great show tonight!
THE Casey Gains: We’ll be seeing the fate of the entire planet on the line, as RJ Bu and Niko Green take on the Biofuel Engineers!
Edward Findleton: And our main event…The MuscleGang challenges Douglas Brunswick, Mayor Briggs, and the Towering Blights!
THE Casey Gains: But we’re starting things off tonight with a women’s tag match!
The Solo Girls music played, and out came Crystal Cyclone and Rachel.
Edward Findleton: And here come the tag team champs! A great accomplishment, but they’ve been a bit upset the focus has shifted off of them, and over to Athena and Kitty!
THE Casey Gains: Well they can get their frustrations out tonight, that’s their opponents!
Kitty Kayleen came out next, with Mitchell Row, and moments later, Athena. Before the match started, Athena and Kitty seemed to argue about who should start. Kitty finally agreed to start, and referee Brenda Moses rang the bell.
Before the match could even start, Kitty turned around and attacked Athena. Both women started brawling outside of the ring, and eventually went over the barricade into the crowd. As their fight continued, Brenda Moses counted them out, awarding the victory to The Solo Girls.
Edward Findleton: You spoke too soon Casey! Crystal and Rachel couldn’t take their frustrations out on Athena and Kitty, because they took their own frustrations out on each other!
THE Casey Gains: It’s up to security now to stop that fight!
Edward Findleton: While we try and break them up, let’s go backstage to Pastor James!
Backstage, Pastor James was sitting and reading a Bible, when he looked up at the camera.
Pastor James: Good evening, I apologize, sometimes I tend to lose myself in a book…like the good book of the Lord.
James chuckled, shut the book, and stood up.
Pastor James: It’s one of my favorite jokes, but tonight, I want to just take a moment and make a comparison. Because like I lose myself in a book…sometimes, we all lose ourselves. I’m not perfect, you’re not perfect, the only perfect person, is the one who made us his image. Last week, I lost my composure, and tried to confront El Termitas II, and I apologize. I was just so enraged by what he said. He dedicated that match to his son, his daughter…..and his girlfriend. Goodness gracious me, I could not stand for that. A man of his caliber, trying to set an example…when he had his children out of wedlock? That type of sin just ate me up, and I unfortunately let my anger get the best of me.
Pastor James sighed and sat down again, then opened up his Bible.
Pastor James: Matthew, Chapter 6, verse 15 reads: “But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.” El Termitas II, I forgive you for your sins and for the pain you inflicted on me. I look forward to seeing you in the ring next week my friend. It will be a good match.
Pastor James went back to reading, as the camera switched back to the announce table.
Edward Findleton: And there we have it folks! Pastor James forgives El Termitas II for…defending himself from James’ run in after the match!
THE Casey Gains: I am not surprised one bit that’s where Pastor James brought his conclusion too. But Edward, you know what’s up now right? The biggest match in the history of HAW, it involves unnamed women, it involves a car, it involves the entire survival of human species! Can the stakes be any bigger?!
Edward Findleton: You don’t have to be so sarcastic.
THE Casey Gains: What a match coming up! Biofuel vs Bu and Green!
The Biofuel Engineers came out first, while RJ Bu and Niko Green followed. Both teams looked ready to settle things in the ring and ready to fight.
It was a hard fought match from the opening bell, but after 8:48, Dalton Elkins pinned Niko Green with a Suplex Powerslam with a clean victory.
Edward Findleton: And down goes Green for the count, the Biofuel Engineers pick up the victory!
THE Casey Gains: They have the experience not just as wrestlers, but as tag team specialists. This was always going to be an uphill battle for RJ Bu and Niko Green, and unfortunately for them, they just couldn’t get to the top. And unfortunately for us, the world will now end. Oh no Edward, what will we do now that The Biofuel Engineers won?
The screen went black, and as it faded in, Glenny Pax was once again standing in front of a window, outer space behind him.
Glenny Pax: Greetings earthlings. You do not have much time left. Your best bet is to welcome us. Any resistance will be met with more…extermination. What happened in my match last week will happen to any fighters who resist us in the future. Consider this your warning before your world has been taken over.
The screen faded to black, then cut back to Casey and Edward at ringside.
Edward Findleton: Do you see what you’ve caused? Your mockery is going to cause Glenny Pax to take over the world now!
THE Casey Gains: Oh well, maybe the Biofuel Engineers will destroy it first.
The MuscleGang’s music played, indicating it was now time for the main event.
Edward Findleton: Regardless, we have a huge four man tag! From what I’m being told, it’s a single pinfall match!
Brunswick and Briggs made their entrance next, followed by The Towering Blights, Viking and The Iconoclast.
In a long 15:57 match, all competitors got to showcase their skills in the ring. Ultimately, Oden Schreiner delivered the Chokeslam to The Iconoclast to pick up the victory for The MuscleGang.
Edward Findleton: The strength of Oden Schreiner comes through again! An amazing Chokeslam to seal the deal!
THE Casey Gains: In the record books, Viking, Brunswick, and Briggs all have a loss next to their name…but none of them lost this match. They may be able to use their performance as positive momentum to take them to their title matches next week.
Edward Findleton: I love the optimistic outlook Casey! Brunswick and Briggs vs Liam and St. Pierre, Viking vs Crash! Folks, we’re out of time, but we’ll see you next week for HAW Shootout! Goodnight!
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