Friday, September 11, 2026

 


The HAW Throwdown theme played to start the show.


Edward Findleton: Welcome to HAW Throwdown! We are in Denver, Colorado, and our main event will see the HAW World Champion “Handsome” Harvey Allison and Strawberry Bates Hill take on Leon Baron and Freezerman! We’ve also got two matches in the National Championship tournament, and the first one is now!


Tristan Parker came out first in his letterman jacket and chewing gum, confident, while his opponent Tyler Ford, in his steampunk attire, walked out second.


This was a very even bout, and many near falls, and Parker thought he had the match won multiple times. Parker started to get frustrated and argue with referee Dillon Bartos, which gave Ford the chance to kick him in the back of the head to bring Tristan down, and then lock in a Cattle Mutilation. Tristan Parker tapped, and Tyler Ford moved on in 9:14.


Edward Findleton: Two good young wrestlers, but Tyler Ford and his technical ability move on!


THE Casey Gains: Tyler Ford and his technical ability to not yell at the ref. But hey, we get to see him at Summit of Success next week.




Backstage, the Samurais of Power were on the ground meditating, when The Strange Crew approached, with Drizzles pushing a refreshment cart of drinks and Hawaii pushing a food cart of chicken.


Hawaii: Hello challengers! Sorry if we’re interrupting! But we come bearing gifts! Free food and drink!


The Samurais all stood up and examined the food, before deciding it seemed safe to consume.


Sensei Onaga: This is a very honorable action. We appreciate it. I am sorry I had to defeat your mentor, Vol-clown-o, last week.


Trickshot: You guys didn’t…hurt him after that loss, did you?


Hawaii and Drizzles both laughed heartily, before settling down. Hawaii put an arm around Trickshot and sighed, and ignored the question.


Hawaii: What’s most important, is that we have a fair, two on two tag match. No interference or rule breaking or pits that lead to sharpened bamboo for you to impale yourself on. Just a good ol’ fashion, normal, tag team church picnic wrestling match.


Ozzie Reagan: Wait. You uhh, you added in the word “church picnic” into that. That’s not a wrestling match.


Drizzles the Clown: We bring you treats, we bring you food. The Strange Crew never tries to be rude! Yet these tag titles you want to snatch, so we have decided on the match! So if you want this gold, you must go search, we’ll meet you next week at the picnic of Vol-Clown-O’s church!


With that, the Strange Crew walked off, leaving the Samurais looking uneasy.






THE Casey Gains: Oh great, a church picnic match, I don’t think that stipulation has been used since 1934!


Edward Findleton: Really? I didn’t know you were a historian of-


THE Casey Gains: I made it up, just like the stupid match stipulation! Let’s get to our next bout!




Crash MuscleGate came out next, with the entire MuscleGang accompanying him of Liam, St. Pierre, and Badger. His opponent Tom Shire followed.


Tom wrestled with a chip on his shoulder, eager to get his first win. However, the former World champion Crash seemed to be in control for most of the match. However, Crash jumped from the middle rope and Shire caught him, and surprised both Crash and himself with a powerbomb. Shire’s shock quickly went away into a broad smile, confident in his victory. He raised his hands in the air and put one boot on Crash’s chest. Crash didn’t stay down, and grabbed Shire’s leg knocking him down, then quickly got him locked into Physical Tear-apy, a Camel Clutch. Shire tapped out in 7:28, and the MuscleGang came to the ring to celebrate with him.


Edward Findleton: So it’s official! Next week we will see Crash Musclegate, Foster McDonald, Tyler Ford, and Phoenix in a number one contenders match for the National Championship!


THE Casey Gains: And a big question is, who will BE the National Champion? Leon Baron or Harvey Allison?!





When the ring cleared, The Shadow Hand emerged from the back, walking down to the ring clearly upset.


Jonah Webb: Last week, we were ambushed. And to that I say…bravo. You took the hand you were dealt and played it well. I can’t fault that. So one might say we are all even. We hurt these “champions” and they returned the favor. But the thing is, The Shadow Hand does not want to even. We strive to be ahead. So let’s settle it next week at Summit of Success. A 4 on 4 match. What do you say?


The City Council, Franco Mancini, and Douglas Brunswick all walked onto the stage.


Franco Mancini: You want us? Yeah, we’re game for that. We’re looking forward to adding another “L” in your little group's record book. See you then.


Edward Findleton: Well there’s another match for next week! Jonah Webb, Peter “Carnage” Horn, Jet Black, The Demon Lord Lenin May will take on Franco Mancini, Douglas Brunswick, Mayor Briggs, and The United States! That should be a wild one. But before we get to Summit of Success, we have one more match tonight, our main event!




The first entrances were Strawberry Bates Hill and the HAW World Champion Handsome Harvey Allison. Leon Baron followed next, and then came out Freezerman, looking great for his age in his classical light blue wrestling attire.


Baron started the match against Allison, but Allison immediately tagged to Hill. Leon Baron dominated Hill, but as he ran the ropes, Allison pulled the top rope down and Baron went flying. Allison and Hill then managed to make some quick tags and double team Leon Baron. Allison went to go and hit the Sitout Jawbreaker, but Baron grabbed his head and hit a desperation DDT.


The race for the hot tag was on, and Freezerman and Strawberry Bates Hill tagged in at the same time. Freezerman went through some of his classic moves onto Hill and went for the pin, but Allison broke it up.


Hill and Freezerman continued to wrestle, but when Hill got close to his own corner, Allison made a discreet tag. Freezerman continued to attack Hill, and threw him to the opposite turnbuckle where Baron was. Hill hit the corner hard, then stumbled out of the ring, and began to crawl up the ramp. Baron wouldn’t have it, and gave chase. With Freezerman focused on the fleeing Hill, Allison rushed in, and hit the Sitout Jawbreaker on Freezerman. He quickly pinned him before Baron could get back, and picked up the victory in 10:55.


Edward Findleton: And Harvey Allison pins Freezerman!


Allison fled the ring as Baron got back in. He walked back up the ramp holding the title high and laughing and pointing at his opponents.


Edward Findleton: He snuck out a win tonight, but it’s going to be a tough match against Leon Baron next week! We’re out of time tonight, but we’ll see you at Summit of Success! Goodnight!


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